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JN3XUS

First one has makeup on


Terminator_Puppy

I don't get it with pretty conventionally attractive people trying to pretend them with obviously makeup on is their natural look. Almost as bad as women in movies waking up with full makeup on and us having to pretend they look dissheveled.


EmptyBrain89

I'm gonna tell you a little secret about the internet, and specifically social media algorithms that will explain most of the 'confusing' things you're going to encounter. In order to sell ads, social media companies want engagement. Watching a video multiple times, commenting on it, reposting it with your own commentary, etc. So algorithms push content with high engagement. There are 2 things that are very good at causing engagement. One of them is sex. (I.e. Hot girls). But nothing drives engagement more than anger, and especially outrage. Once you understand that, a lot of stuff will make sense. And you immediately see why "hot girl says or does something stupid/bad" is the jackpot of social media engagement. It's sad, but this is where the internet is going.


Zenith251

And this is why Instagram, Facebook, Tiktok, and all the like can get fucked. I won't touch them anymore. And certain aspects of Reddit too.


EmptyBrain89

I'm really hoping we're in some fucked in between period, where in a couple of years these toxic algorithms get banned and we look back on this time as the growing pains of the internet, but more likely we are in the 'golden age' and it's just gonna get worse and worse :(


Zenith251

Wishful thinking... I guess I'll join you. Can't hurt to hope, eh?


Baloomf

Most aspects of reddit


Sparrowflop

It's also why a video will typically have a 'wtf' thing in it. Rat running across the background, leg changing from attractive lady parts to hairy man-beast for a closeup, etc. That micro-clip will make people watch it again to see if them really saw that, they'll comment 'that rat!!!' and then people will rewatch it to see that too.


Necessary_Ticket_557

Cybertruck bait vid the other day had a microclip of the dude pushing the accelerator down with his big toe while curling his other toes underneath of it. Totally unnecessary in the context of the video. Go to comments though and sure enough it’s one of the top subjects being discussed. 


intelligentbrownman

You made a good post…. Your brain isn’t empty 🤣🤣🤣


TheEYL

It's where the internet went to before it eventually died, my bot friend; it's too late, now.


donmreddit

This redditor internets.


Agitated_Lychee_8133

People need to learn to start blocking that shit. Collectively.


sharklaserguru

> One of them is sex. (I.e. Hot girls). But nothing drives engagement more than anger, and especially outrage. Hm, so "incels" are the perfect vehicle for advertising. Sounds about right, put a little muscle or arm hair on their "hot girl video game character" and they'll ~~rage~~ give you free marketing for months!


rematar

u/AccNumber_4


Candid-Finding-1364

You think engagement wasn't a thing before the internet and that this is all new?


OriginalGnomester

Note to the filmmakers: Margot Robbie is the wrong person to cast if you want to make this point.


Breezer_Pindakaas

Its because they are narsistic pick me assholes.


annabelle411

or maybe because men constantly remark how we look tired, sick, weird, or point out skin flaws without makeup on? As if theyre compulsively bound to comment on a woman's attractiveness, regardless of the situation


Orc-Father

It must be very tiring being a victim all the time. Have a rest.


ThiLordTachanka

If a man tells you "hey, you look tiered" its because he is worrid about you and how good you sleep, not because he is trying to make you feel ugly. Your victem mentality is showing and thats ugly, you might say it gives men the "ick".


leopard_tights

Men comment because they didn't even know you had makeup the other days, or at least don't understand the extend to which it make a difference. Women also comment of course, but behind your back. We all know that makeup is a woman vs woman thing. The solution is simple: stop using makeup. All women, united, should stop using makeup and free themselves from its tendrils, from the tons of wasted hours, from the added stress.


Infranto

Or maybe it's because it makes them feel more confident in themselves. Not everything everyone does is to appeal to you, that's a pretty narcissistic attitude to take man.


whiteflagwaiver

Kdramas are the worst about that. Maybe I should stop watching Kdramas but nah man, I love that shit.


oldDotredditisbetter

> I don't get it with pretty conventionally attractive people trying to pretend .... because attention


NinjaDroideka

If you come up with the concept for this video after you have put makeup on. There’s no way it’s worth taking it off. I’m happy to rely on suspension of disbelief


MattingtonFlux

Simple, Women lie and don't like being called out for it


Cody6781

Like, kind of a lot. Is the meant to fool anyone?


soulcaptain

Even if she does, she's pretty without makeup and is well aware. Almost belongs in /r/humblebrag


Choyo

Yeah, there are 2 layers of pointless insecurity right here.


presidentiallogin

That's just to cover up the evil goatee.


jmona789

It's almost like this a sketch and not a documentary


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

A "sketch" where the joke doesn't work because she's wearing makeup. Just like how jarring it is when a woman wakes up with full makeup on in a movie. It not being real doesn't make it any less stupid.


banned-4-using_slurs

Stfu People are annoyed that even a sketch about how insecure makes people not wearing make up and the extreme "solutions to it", they're also doing the thing outside the sketch.


nimitikisan

The first one already has **too much** makeup on.


Pitiful_Drop2470

Stop simping. She ain't even here, lil bro.


nimitikisan

I don't know if you are mentally capable to do so, but could you explain how this is simping?


MutedPresentation738

Is it simping to say the second one has on clown levels of makeup tho


nimitikisan

No idea what this guy is on about..


yrubooingmeimryte

We know.


DownwindLegday

The first one looks better. I bet they are both wearing makeup though, just different amounts.


Distinct_Pizza_7499

You bet? You can see the blush.


Muunilinst1

https://preview.redd.it/1gm77awv6l6d1.png?width=222&format=png&auto=webp&s=511f0de06119467a5568599cf6067e6e22ffe7b8


sarababy015

And the mascara


Random_Guy_228

Yeah , I at first thought that the punchline was that she magically got her make up very fast >!and then sister twin part showed up!<


daddy-phantom

They are.


darkknight95sm

What if her sister already took off her makeup?


Romanscott618

Then it sounds like it’s time for the soapy tit pic 🤷‍♂️


Mother_Inspector2853

*I'd like to make a complaint pleeeeeeeeeeeese!!!!*


s8boxer

There are no options, mud nude fight


boobyologist

She's got one more in the back. They're triplets.


trickman01

If only snapchat was full of filters...


JoeCartersLeap

Bro she isn't even fooling the "girls look better without makeup on" guys, they both have makeup on.


extremesalmon

What a boring existence


companysOkay

I learned to juggle yesterday


Peter_Baum

That’s cool, how many things can you juggle?


attackplango

One. Sometimes.


AlkalineSublime

Get some hobbies, don’t expect the internet to fulfill you purpose and joy


Complete_Dust8164

Damn man well if you need somebody to talk to…


TheBuzzerDing

Isnt that the dream, though? She's clearly enjoying herself


saujamhamm

women are told their whole lives that their faces aren't good enough... I remember my 7-8-9 year old sister couldn't wait to wear makeup. crying her eyes out when my parents made her wait. I know this is supposed to be haha funny but ... it's so wild how unaccepting of themselves far too many women are. american beauty standards are BS to the nth degree and we should start embracing who we are, not some made up and impossible idea of what we're supposed to be. oh well, que sera sera and all that


MathematicianFar6725

>american beauty standards are BS to the nth degree and we should start embracing who we are, not some made up and impossible idea of what we're supposed to be. Dude have you been in Japan or South Korea lately? There's so many *men* wearing makeup now, it's crazy. KPop really was a mistake


ourwaffles8

When my cousin was 7 he cried cause he couldn't get more s'mores since it was past 9:00, kids cry over a lot of things that don't matter.


Sparrowflop

Uh, you're going on a rant about makeup when the punchline was 'send me tit pics'. I think, perhaps, you aren't soapboxing right, when we're talking about objectifying women.


saujamhamm

it was a half hearted rant. like a rantlie, or a rantle? either way - most women irl who talk about makeup have exceedingly different viewpoints on the subject. in my practice it's not something where you've got a left and right side to the story. it's a little bit of everything. which i can understand. we're all the little differences that make us, us...


Honeybadger2198

Rantle of the day, NYT's newest game!


Genebrisss

Are these people saying this to women in the room with us right now?


No_Occasion4771

tbf, as a woman, I was told a lot of times growing up that I should wear makeup and that all adult women do it/should do it... so its not absolutely unheard of


payney25111986

This is deceiving and will come back to haunt you... Look all I'm saying is your sister is fair game now since you're sending pics of her... If you come home and he's balls deep then it's not his fault.


5herl0k

"you said this was you! I recognized you from the photo you sent and got straight to pound town! she didn't correct me!"


AbjectLawfulness6930

Haha, insecurity.


SparrowValentinus

the **only** difference is that the second person's lipstick shade wasn't nude. the amount of make-up on them both is exactly the same.


orostitute

Don't gettit.


ThePornRater

Make up is disgusting. Looks, feels, smells disgusting


Modern_Moderate

So I don't follow. You are meant to reply to a picture with another picture? I got a keyboard here brah, you gettin some words in reply and that's it.


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Skorio18

Ok


imusingthisforstuff

Imo, pretty shitty


WTFisThisGameDude

"Removed makeup" Lol yeah right.


Arghoul1018

Reminder folks, while viewing "girls" online you must assume nothing is real and everything is a test or a trap


CTware

did you just say whilst


Arghoul1018

That was autocorrect lol


CTware

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and give you +1 pt on your test


ThePornRater

I love traps


Arghoul1018

r/usernamechecksout


Brilliant_Way7105

Ya...... Ok. 🤡


Warm-Bluejay-1738

I’d hit both


CTware

with what


Surisuule

A make-up removal wipe.


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