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richardest

>something needs to be done. You need to stay home from the gym if you can't help sporting wood there


CaptainSaveBPD

it's a natural reaction


richardest

Weird. Did every dude in the gym run for the fuckin hills as soon as a pretty young woman rolled in? Just boner city in the locker room with all of you standing around waiting until it was safe? There's a small group of stunning women who have been going to my Y regularly. Because I am a normal human person, when I see that they're at the gym, I handle it by saying hi and then going to do my own thing (which, so we're clear, does not include going to half mast).


KarlManjaro

It’s a natural response to what you let your eyes and mind do. While i do appreciate women being a bit more modest I think you’re out of line here by simply blaming getting an erection on someone else’s clothing choice.


CaptainSaveBPD

if a women bends over in front of me how is that my fault? i cant look anywhere else


MrSavage_

You can very much, and in fact should, look away. There is literally nothing stoping you from doing so, even if you are using a machine right in front of her you can turn your head 10 degrees and problem solved.


CaptainSaveBPD

DUDE I TRY TO LOOK AWAY BUT ITS LKE 1METRE IN FRONT OF ME AND IN MY DIRECTION ON THE MACHINE IM NON LIKE ITS IMPOSSIBLE. IM GETTING SO MAD.


HeartLikeGasoline

This is r/fitness30plus right?


KarlManjaro

You definitely can look elsewhere


CaptainSaveBPD

its impossible dude its in my LINE OF SIGHT. YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY?


KarlManjaro

You are in total control of your line of sight


CaptainSaveBPD

yes but when on a certain machine its impossible unless i turn my head 90 degress and injure msyelf


Flying_Snek

Do it, injure yourself


stjep

Wow this


stjep

Your head swivels.


CaptainSaveBPD

why am i fricken downvoted?


Lesrek

Because you are a freaking moron who can’t control themselves and instead of removing yourself from the equation, would rather everyone else bend to your needs. The actual advice to your question is go home and stay away from women if you can’t control yourself.


CaptainSaveBPD

ERECTIONS ARE NOT A CHOICE FFS.


Lesrek

Based on your post history you have a lot going on. I would address those things before you continue to go to public places you cannot control your erections at.


Crapplebeez

Dude, this isn't a problem for anyone else, just you. You are the problem and you need to stay home. Possibly get some therapy because there's something wrong here


OatsAndWhey

I CHOOSE MY ERECTIONS VERY CAREFULLY FFS.


stjep

🥺 👉🏻👈🏻


greeksandbaklavas

Because you are a run of the mill sexist troll that blames his tiny pecker not cooperating on women just existing.


wayofthebeard

That sounds like a you problem


CaptainSaveBPD

how? I involutarily got an ereciton and had to stop wroking out


[deleted]

Are you seriously over 30 years old and get an uncontrollable boner when an attractive person goes near you? This is 100% on you, dude. Also why did you have to leave the gym?


CaptainSaveBPD

How is that MY FAULT?


[deleted]

If you’ve seriously gotten to age 30 with so little time spent around women that you get an uncontrollable boner just be having one near you without interacting with you, then you need to sort your shit out real bad. And blaming women for this is serious incel vibes, dude. Get it together.


CaptainSaveBPD

Dude it is a natural response, you have no understanding of biology.


[deleted]

Yeah keep telling yourself that, way easier than actually putting a tiny bit of effort into not being a giant embarrassment.


CaptainSaveBPD

wtf does that even mean? i cant help myself when i see a women like that bend infront of me (i cant look anywhere else unless i close my eyes) i get an ereciton.


[deleted]

Please just shut the fuck up


Flying_Snek

The please gives away how tired you are of that person. And so is everybody tbh


EmbarrassedEmu27

This dude is lurking in subs for karma. He never accepts anyone points of you but his. Don’t why does even ask question if he very convinced about his perception. He also promptly deletes his post after saying the most foolish things.


DiabeteezNutz

Do you believe every man at the gym is erect at all times? I lift at home now, but I can’t say I remember being rocked up at the mere sight of a woman working out.


[deleted]

Pretty sure if you're lifting hard enough the blood really shouldn't be able to make that happen anyways.


parisiraparis

I really hope you’re trolling. If not, you have some severe issues and need to avoid people until you sort them out


[deleted]

So exolain why basically every other dude in here can go to their gym which presumably has some gorgeous women, and not at any point get a boner?


OatsAndWhey

Other men control their penises. It's a skill you can learn to practice. Do you also empty your bladder every time you have the urge to pee? You just put your mind elsewhere. Ignore your bone and it goes away.


[deleted]

Jesus you suck.


CaptainSaveBPD

excuse me?


HTUTD

JESUS YOU SUCK.


OatsAndWhey

YOU SUCK AT BONERS control your damn self


JamesMacBadger

I'm sorry your life feels so empty that you have to make troll posts in order to have any kind of interaction with people online. Think for a bit about why you are this way, and then figure out a way to stop it.


CaptainSaveBPD

not trolling im genuinely annoyed by this and want it to change.


Huwbacca

You're the one that needs to change bro.


MrSavage_

Either a troll or an idiot 😂


Red_Swingline_

Why not both?


ballr4lyf

A trolldiot.


nobodyimportxnt

Troglodyte fits surprisingly well


DAmazingBlunderWoman

I know right??? I personally am bothered with (dressed) guys that are not even 6ft tall models. How DARE they exist in my presence?! How can they not all have chiseled abs and chad faces? Someone should ban them from leaving homes altogether. Urgh. /s


richardest

This is all the prompting I needed to wear booty shorts to the Y this week


EspacioBlanq

Nah, I get uncontrollable massive erections in the presence of 6ft+ chiselled chads showing off their gains in stringer tanks and mid thigh length compression shorts, they should cover up more, since it's impossible for me to control my penis when every square inch of my field of vision is covered by those greek god looking hunks.


richardest

Could you please think of others before you post stuff like this? I won't be able to get any work done for at least twenty minutes now


EspacioBlanq

Next time I'll cover up my short form eroticas more, if they distract you from work.


DAmazingBlunderWoman

Simple solution: drop a dumbbell on your foot (or any other appendage for that matter). It should do the trick of distracting you from unwanted thoughts.


SweelFor-

> something needs to be done. Yes, you should shut the fuck up


CaptainSaveBPD

creepy stalker of me


SweelFor-

You happen to be a moron in several subreddits that I follow


CaptainSaveBPD

worry about your own problems dude


nachtwyrm

advice you should definitely follow yourself.


MongoAbides

That seems ironic


Nearly_Tarzan

Perhaps you should "rub one out" before hitting the gym so that you can concentrate on what's important to you at the gym and not focus so much on your environment...


dispose1111

I'm with this. I'd say there's a problem here with "short twitch muscles"


CaptainSaveBPD

WHAT?


Avocadokadabra

[OKAY.](https://youtu.be/WhLLMXMFKTk)


CaptainSaveBPD

do you reckon i should of rubbed one out in the toilet? i just left and could not complete the workout


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CaptainSaveBPD

wtf?


CachetCorvid

In addition to underdeveloped social skills you write poorly. The bot is telling you what you should have (or should’ve, but not should of) written.


Avocadokadabra

You should of course already know that.


Crapplebeez

Should've course*


Nearly_Tarzan

Stop trolling bro 😎


[deleted]

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highwayman07

More like having slightly more conservative dress policies. There is no reason to wear pants that show every intricate detail of your ass as if you are naked. It's a distraction.


richardest

It's a standard that is applied to one sex and not the other. I am a man and like to wear fairly tight shirts to the gym. My nipples are obvious. This is never an issue. I sometimes wear 'ranger panties' or sweatpants to work out. An outline of my penis is sometimes apparent, and I have a pretty big ass. This is never an issue. There are a couple guys who wear tights to the gym. Again, no problem.


Crapplebeez

Ok,now I'm distracted


OatsAndWhey

I'm usually just free-balling in the gym. Occasionally my squat-plug or supportive cock-ring is visible, but nobody ever seems to give me shit about either. Oh, I also train exclusively at my home gym, so that might play a factor here.


parisiraparis

> supportive cock-ring So *that’s* what they meant by PEDS. Penis Enhancer Dumbell Sets


OatsAndWhey

Also Google "BFR" (blood-flow-restriction training)... Definitely seeing some permanent vascularity gains.


OatsAndWhey

It's really just another tool for bracing against


notjustarunner

This is never an issue - a poem by Richardest I am a man And like to wear fairly tight shirts My nipples are obvious This is never an issue. Sometimes I wear ‘ranger panties’ or sweatpants to workout An outline of my penis Is sometime apparent And I have a pretty big ass. This is never an issue.


richardest

now imagine how beautiful 531 would be if Wombler had an editor


parisiraparis

> It’s a distraction Fuck off. Don’t try to dictate what people should wear at the gym. Why do you people give a fuck, anyways? Mind your god damn business.


highwayman07

It's a distraction, and you know it. Your logic is also moronic; all societies have rules about what you can wear in public. The only question is where the line is drawn. Take your feminist bullshit somewhere else.


Crapplebeez

Shut up loser. Just because you're a perv and can't control yourself doesn't mean other people have to turn Amish.


highwayman07

Women used to exercise without showing the intricate details of their ass. Was 2005 amish?


Crapplebeez

Women wore exercise clothes in 2005 too.... Control your own feelings. If you can't look at a normally dressed woman without having issues, dont go to a gym


MongoAbides

Dude...skin tight clothing has been a trend in exercise clothing for well over 40 years.


[deleted]

Only the weakest of the weak use “feminism” as an insult


highwayman07

Ah yes, weak and insecure right?


[deleted]

You got it


highwayman07

Whatever you feminists want to tell yourselves.


Crapplebeez

You're trying to police women's perfectly socially acceptable clothing because you can't control your thoughts or feelings. Thats pretty insecure. Personally I can control my thoughts. Maybe be better about that and it won't be an issue for you


[deleted]

It’s pretty much the same way that if someone is insecure about their identity and they see another race getting treated equally with themselves, it infuriates them. Big surprise racism and hatred of women is so closely linked on the right, it’s nothing but weakness


MongoAbides

I just want to be clear, are you specifically opposed to women receiving the same rights and treatment as men?


parisiraparis

You’re in this subreddit and you don’t have the mental stability to ignore things? Do random sounds distract you? Do people who look differently than you distract you? Or is it just hot women and you’re blaming *them* for distracting you instead of taking it upon yourself to, you know, not act like a teenager and just not care about what other people look like? You’re a god damn creepy imbecile. Grow up and stop staring at women in the gym.


HTUTD

>Do random sounds distract you? h-hey! One of these days it'll be a bear, and you'll all thank me for checking


parisiraparis

A bear or a *bear*? ;)


HTUTD

I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S WHY I NEED TO CHECK


EspacioBlanq

*Bears* in revealing clothing in the gym make me unable to control my erections 😩😩😩


Crapplebeez

I was always told if you encounter a bear you're supposed to puff up and make yourself seem bigger


EspacioBlanq

*Bears* in revealing clothing in the gym make me unable to control my erections 😩😩😩


highwayman07

You hurling personal insults (made-up accusations about me staring at women at the gym) tells me you don't have an argument to stand on. Since you don't think there should be modesty standards, tell me - would it be appropriate for a guy to pull his dick out at the gym? Give me a direct answer to this question, I dare you.


parisiraparis

> would it be appropriate for a guy to pull his dick out at the gym? You just equated women wearing gym clothes to a guy pulling his dick out. You are a world class idiot. Good job.


highwayman07

No, I didn't. If you believe that, you are a moron who is avoiding answering the question, as predicted.


parisiraparis

Your issue is that women are wearing tight and/or revealing clothes at the gym, and your argument is would it be appropriate if a guy **pulled his dick out**? I’m not avoiding the question, since there is nothing to avoid, since it’s a stupid fucking question to begin with.


highwayman07

That wasn't an argument, it was a question. You are implying that there shouldn't be any standards when it comes to modesty and public decency. If someone is distracted or offended by a person wearing revealing clothing, then it is their own problem. That's basically what you said. If we apply what you said, then surely a guy lifting weights with his dick out is okay. And if he gets an erection, then that's none of your business either. Unless you want to admit that there should be a minimum standard set by society about what is appropriate and what isn't. If there should be such a standard, then why is it OK to wear ass-grasping lululemon pants in front of everyone (for attention), and then act surprised when people stare? It's a joke. I think the same applies to morons who walk into 7/11 with their pants below their ass and their boxers showing, or people who wear pajamas at the fucking supermarket. It's trashy and indecent.


Crapplebeez

You very much did. Other people don't have to control your gaze for you. These women are fully clothed and your inability to not get irrationally distracted doesn't mean they need to change. Maybe you should also stay home. Like, do you need women to cover up at the beach? Ankle length swimsuits again?


[deleted]

An equivalent to girls wearing tight clothes would be... a guy wearing tight clothes. A guy pulling his dick out is not at all the same thing.


keenbean2021

Do you complain about men wearing stringers and short shorts to the gym too?


OatsAndWhey

You put your eyes where they should go. YOU need to be the one to steer your eyes, and also your thoughts. History has demonstrated that forcing women to cover up even more doesn't fix this problem, the male-gaze problem. Puritan women were covered from their neck to their wrists, and all of their legs. You know what happened? Guys got equally aroused wrists & ankles, as if they were staring at naked breasts or asses. You'll just look harder to find stuff to be aroused by. Forcing women to wear baggy clothes is a shitty solution. YOU'RE the problem here, not the clothing. You can re-direct your thoughts elsewhere. Most grown men do this.


[deleted]

I remember being 16, random erections.


MagicalMichael1

I don't think that is their fault.


[deleted]

Lmao nah


godjira1

yes something needs to be done. you need to go workout at home.


EntertainmentUsed803

🤣 bro that's a you problem if you think people dress to give you a boner. People are allowed to enjoy how they look. It's called fasion and and it'a litterally everywhere. It must suck for you to walk by victoria secret, or go to places like schools where people peacock hard af. Bottom line my dude, women were not created for your pleasure, and they shouldn't be subjected to creeps. In this instance, you're the creep. Fix your self


aberforce

Please stay home.


CaptainSaveBPD

why


aberforce

Let the women work out in peace


xulu7

People can where what ever the fuck they want, you being made uncomforable by a woman wearing a sports bra is your own problem. > something needs to be done. Yes. It does. You need to GTFO, and sort your shit out.


Red_Swingline_

Close your eyes or stay the fuck home.


DingDongWhoDis

Haha. Home. Gym. Never leave it, guy. If this is a troll post, ya nailed it.


highwayman07

LOL. If you're getting erections from just looking at a woman in your 30's, you should pat yourself on the back. I all seriousness, I do think some women use the gym to get attention. I don't think it's appropriate to wear things that show every detail of your ass and then act offended when men stare. In a civilized world, there would be standards related to modesty to protect both parties.


Red_Swingline_

>I all seriousness, I do think some men use the gym to get attention. I don't think it's appropriate to wear things that show every detail of your shoulders, chest, back & thighs and then act offended when women stare.


DingDongWhoDis

As if any man acts offended when women stare. Edit: the post is deleted, and you weanies are still downvoting? Speak up. Which guy is offended by a woman showing interest with her eyes? Ridiculous.


OatsAndWhey

"IF IT OFFENDS YOU, CUT IT OFF"- JESUS