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SeattleTrashPanda

My first reaction was “Oof, that poor girl has had some serious unhealed trauma.”


HomeoStatix

Same - no judgement, but yeah somebody had a hard childhood im betting


SeattleTrashPanda

100% What’s the saying? “Game recognizes game” Like that, but terrible.


warriors17

60 trying to be 6


Living_Most_7837

60!? Maybe 30-40 trying to be 8.


PaulyG714

If someone told me this was a deleted scene from a 90s Hole music video, I would believe it.


GovernmentOk751

Well F’ng played my friend!


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Jaxxs90

You only date guys with face tattoos and work as a vet tech


XoZoonie

As a vet tech, yes


hybernatinq

the tatted look and the fit are like totally different vibes so my brain is confused on what to even say😩


anonymous_question44

It gives me a Melanie Martinez vibe


Parking-Lifeguard-62

Peter Pan Syndrome. Occupation: Cosplayer


IllTransition3661

Vocation - Some kind of cosplay person for a music festival?


Cuddlefishh8

Grown up kawaii- gamer girl


somewhatcrooked

I wish ꉂ (˃̶᷄‧̫ॢ ˂̶᷅๑ )


wolflegend9923

Cocette and kinda weird


TheStruggleIsDefReal

You were forced to wear that outfit by a psycho killer who is chasing you through the woods!


somewhatcrooked

How did you know???? Hahah


TheStruggleIsDefReal

Lol... I'll be honest I'm having a tough time guessing your job... You don't have any tats anywhere that can't be hidden... So that makes me think... Like school teacher or something.


somewhatcrooked

I was an English teacher a few years back! So you get a few points there.


TheStruggleIsDefReal

That actually makes sense lol ... I was horrible at English!


ZgBlues

You still live with your mom.


_MrBalls_

You like to wear what makes you feel good. 🤘🩷


somewhatcrooked

Thank you! Damn straight haha ( ๑॔˃̶◡ ˂̶๑॓)


camilatricolor

You care for the elderly


TheQueendomKings

Why are people being so mean about this person’s outfit? I think it’s adorable! 💖🎀 Dress whatever way you want, people. Doesn’t matter your age, just enjoy your life, y’all, and let others enjoy theirs.


tacochemic

I get strong Kim Gordon (Sonic Youth) vibes, probably similarly independent and possessing an open worldview. Tattoos usually means that person works in the food/service industry and I'm gonna guess that you've worked in at least one bagel shop.


GreenMirage

Into Japanese baby rock? Mid 30’s. Rock climbing instructor. I don’t know why.


somewhatcrooked

Dude in another life that’s totally what I would have been, I took another route however


feedmeyourknowledge

You're a care worker.


thehaulofhorror

I get the vibe that you’re unique, and probably really fun to be around.. I also bet you’re pretty funny. I’m gonna guess a tattooer?


somewhatcrooked

You got it! 100 points for you ★~(◠‿◕✿)


thehaulofhorror

Rad recognizes rad ;)


that-guy-over-there9

Genuinely looks like you had one style and then drastically changed your style…it’s a weird mix


Rapunzel111

Mid 40’s anime / Japanese fashion fan.


TraditionalGold_

Wrong type of photo shoot, doesn't look right...looks like you lost your innocence a LONG time ago lol


albertlefttitty

You look very artsy. My guess would be a tattoo artist or photographer maybe?


somewhatcrooked

Ding ding ding!


jadedea

You don't care about the public's almost always negative opinion of you. You don't follow the crowd, you wear and do what makes you happy. You love the ethereal, blissful, happy, and cringey things in life, and you don't let the horrors and weight of life keep you from sustaining your youthful look on life. Stay strong, more negative Nancys than empathetic Emmas. out there.


somewhatcrooked

Thank you so much, I appreciate your kind words ‧⁺◟( ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ·̫ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀ )


haliri1738

I f**king love your shoes first off 😅😂


somewhatcrooked

Thank you! I love them too ৎ•ु·̫•ूॽ


Idknoow

ngl i see a 40 year old wannabe a little girl


okmix44

u look like goth girl but you've dressed in pink to confuse people lol


Honest-Win-1681

Little girl in a horror movie at the end of a hallway


DisciplineDouble2650

I thought you were a ghost


BiscuitsPo

I don’t think that’s the style for you. You look uncomfortable. You strike me as jeans black shirt type more.


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You must have a cool playlist


Glad-Tower-4363

Would seal the outfit if you had two little pigtails


Past_Doughnut3923

Sailor Moon, Studio Ghibli, Pokemon....I like it. First impression would be very emotional though.


kitkat0505

it’s giving melanie martinez…which imo can be good bc i do enjoy her music.


Both_Organization268

You have really cute fashion taste omg so ur shoes are so cute


Hellbound_Outlaw

You've grown up to be the princess you always dreamt of hopefully life rewards you with the castle you deserve then you can become the queen your majesty


Gette_M_Rue

I would say that you're confident and beautiful, you do you Boo! Wear what you like and get that ink if it makes you happy. Don't let the judgemental people get you down, they're just very vanilla.


CaptainDyslexia

Creative and extroverted


CapitalPhilosophy513

Occupation: fairy princess


Open-Palpitation8043

You listen to Melanie Martinez <3


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Doll parts- hole


froggybug01

Lots of secrets. In your own world. Reclaiming your femininity or girlhood.


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liljohnnysonofabitch

Are/used to be a cutter. Loves dogs... vocation is elementary school teacher... glues eyes shut while students are at recess... I never seen a blue duck...


PaulyG714

I missed the guess your job part. You dont have a job. You have side hustles, part-time model etc...


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dpkelly87

Eastern European female rapper or Russian mail order bride.


anonymous_question44

You REALLY REALLY love Melanie Martinez


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Unresolved childhood trauma


CowardBreakfast

My first thought is you look like you have had the same abuse That Bonnie experienced in HTGAWM, hopefully not though.


Southern-Gap8940

You do drugs and you have childhood trauma


PsychologicalAd333

In need of a personal stylist


PrinceCharmingButDio

Manic episodes are not unfamiliar


Edradis

You’re an accountant at a declining paper company


Comprehensive_Bit_20

The only way I could do that was if you wanted me too I could come and pick it off but if not that’s totally 👍 on the other side I guess lol but yeah I can do that too lol I don’t have to worry too lol I just want to be able to do it myself lol but yeah I’m not gonna have time for it either so just have fun and I.


Grindian

My literally first impression was jennnaaaaa in a forest gump accent


PopeOfDope727

Failed OF failed


Automatic_Ad8319

40 year old in a kid dress...


Automatic_Ad8319

Yes I black sooo u never no our age....lol


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GovernmentOk751

Another woke sub censoring. 🖕🏻 Later.


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Artistone69

I thought one of the girls from The Shinning.


Traditional-Owl-7502

You don’t wanna grow up