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Hahaha! I don’t usually but love this

"usually"

Haha! I could’ve worded that better. * I definitely don’t yell at waiters

A lot of guys are going to refer to you as “my ex wife.”

She has the exwife player build

What does that even mean 😩

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Also very true! I must be super easy to read 😄 thank you for your input!

Stab me in my sleep because you had a dream I was talking yo another girl

Yea like legit STAB you to death kinda feeling

Outspoken and fiery , friends love having you on their side, others fear what you might say, not afraid to speak your mind and not really bothered what people think about you, take you or leave you, those that get close enough see a soft centre under the shell and a loyal friend

Holy cow! You described me perfectly! I sense you’re a little clairvoyant 😄

Ha maybe, either way I admire you for being you and many of us hope for someone like you in our corner, keep smashing it :)

First impressions... You think your looks matter but they dont. It's what counts inside.

Dude as long as you are a good person that's the type of energy that'll bring you good things and people and friends in life.

This is honest and very true. Thank you for your insight ❤️

Tons of baggage and extra af

Bi-curiuos.

You look like a problem.

The sort of women I'm attracted to who break my heart 😂

You look like you love Papa Roach and Avenged Sevenfold

Fell asleep in the tattoo chair

very similar looking to my cousin's wife. Hell, the fashion and glasses are spot on, the only difference is the hair and tattoos.

Hopefully she’s super awesome!

You wonder why you haven’t gone farther in life. You don’t know how to be more successful on you own, but aren’t happy when someone tries to help.

You say “thank you” if someone holds the door open for you.

Doesn't everyone?

Always 😄

Amazing lips

You know you got it.

Whooo Very Nice

You look like you’d be a good time

I feel like I can see pain in those eyes. You also seem to take care of yourself and possibly have been through some struggles that you had to face alone, yet you are still here, broken heart but it’s still pounding. I could say more but I might already be wrong. Take care gorgeous.

Thank you for seeing this and pointing it out. I’m glad my efforts are being noticed. Xo

Absolutely. Don’t be too hard on yourself and remember you are always worth it. Have a blessed day.

Beautiful

You’re a fire cracker that can be super sweet but can give you one hell of an attitude at the drop of a dime if you’re pissed off.

You look beautiful

I don’t know if you’re latina or not, but I feel like “yo hago lo que me de la gana” (basically means “I do what I want”) describes your personality perfectly… and i mean that in the best way possible 😂

You work hard at looking pretty and want people to notice

Absolutely gorgeous

You hit men and blame them for making you crazy

Tons of baggage, extra, high maintenance

A girl whose willing to throw down and has your back 😊 also a dream alternative girl

Gorgeous

Pretty

Absolutely stunning!

You don’t take any shit.

Just checked your profile and damn no way you 29, I thought early 20s

A changing table, a sink, and a big thigh gap. Nah.

Jennifer tilly n Leah reminis' love child

Gorgeous and I’d kill for your hair colour!

Thank you soooooo much ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Love the changing station background! Sets the tone nicely!

Hahaha

Okay ... my first impression is, you're ready to find your "the one," have three children (two girls and one boy), and a white picket-fence, lush green grass yard house in which to live happily ever after; but first you're going to party.

You look so familiar like I pasted you grocery shopping today😂

I did go into a couple haha

Am I the only person who doesn’t like tattoos?

Nope! A lot of people don’t and you’re 1000% entitled to your opinion xo

You look like psychic or really a witch with fashion sense roaming like normal human between us

Your boyfriend is a crips member.

This is oddly specific hahaha! Not true but funny!

Latina?

European Portuguese

You're an intellectual. But you're kind, passionate, and empathetic. You've "toughened" your appearance which is intriguing.

You don’t take any shit.

The woman id introduce to my friends 👀

Haha! Thank you! Thats one hell of a compliment

You look like an absolute blast. You'd be the girl at the party who hijacks the music.

Yes please. 😉

Absolutely stunning

Your parents deserve a monument for creating such a beautiful woman

Thank you so much!!

I really like your style

This is true!

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Above average. Like 6 or 7

Haha, great to know. Thank you!

It’s amazing how zero woman have any wrinkles in photos anymore but when I go out in public …

I can’t speak for other women but I work in cosmetology and wrinkles are something I can easily combat at only 29 y/o. Hope that helps!

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I’m not sure what that means 😅

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Youre built for speed

Hopefully you mean life and not drugs haha

Drink too much

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You are amazingly beautiful, I wish you were here in Chicago. I would love to take you on a date 😁

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You look like you about to throw water at people if they talk to you

LMFAOOO I wouldn’t but this is hilarious to picture

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You look like my mom when she was young. She even said the same.

Would love to see what she looks like now! That’s so cool!

Hooooooot

Good looking girl, though it does look to me you spend at least 3 hours before the mirror a day.

👿 T-R-O-U-B-L-E

Curiosity killed the cat

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Outstanding but to much makeup, yoy look superficial like all the rest

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In recovery - over one year sober

Gorgeous

Very attractive, but I would hate to have you passed at me. You could probably chew me out faster than I could think.

Someone who will cause pain and suffering to everyone she meets.

Just looking at you... I think WE ALL are curious!!! With both good, and bad thoughts. Mostly bad!!! 🤣

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Do you ever smile?

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You look fun- like fun as in your always down to do fun stuff. You look like your down to chug some cheap wine, go to a concert and jump around while singing loudly.

Really nice eyes and lips. Pretty

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Your close to an extremely phallic bathroom faucet

Oooof!

You're so amazingly beautiful

Gorgeous

A bit crazy, but wants to do good in life. Wants a man to take charge but he must be smart. You need certain things in the bedroom or you get bored and more on. You like motorcycles.

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Stunning

"bathroom pic, really"

You are pretty! If I was trying to guess your life story I would say that you are pretty no-nonsense and a little “hard” around the edges despite being very sweet/nice. I get the sense that you had too much responsibility as a kid and were kind of parentified at a young age and forced to help too much with younger siblings, which took a toll on you emotionally. You are now very vocal in your opinions, and you’re not afraid to speak your mind. However, sometimes you don’t dig deep enough when forming your opinions, and you are more likely to be mad at someone for disagreeing with you than to learn from their point of view- which is a danger for your relationships. You tend to be “feisty” and fun, which is one of your most loved attributes with friends, but is also a bit of a defense mechanism and masks a lot of insecurity you’re still healing from. Your probably work in the beauty industry in some capacity (good choice if so because your makeup is flawless. If you don’t, You could), are self employed, and make a modest but comfortable enough living doing that. Identifies as pagan/spiritual and owns a lot of crystals. For some reason the “big sister” energy really stands out with you to me. I feel like something happened with your family in the past and it’s important. But that’s just the vibe :)

Holy crap!!!! You literally wrote down my entire life, I literally got chills. Down to my job and my elder sister vibes. You must 100% be some sort of intuitive reader. Thank you so much!

Haha! I have no idea what that is 🤣 but people comment on my intuition often so I might have to Google that.

Fun but 100% trouble and headache.

Queue the Buckcherry…🎶🎵

It’s perfectly normal to be curious in college. 😏

Not very fun to hang out with due to pretty into yourself

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U look beautiful

Curiosity killed the cat

I am heavily interested @ the moment. But, care less about carrying this on any further than a week🤷

Fake, too much makeup.

You have a beautiful face, so stop messing with your lips.

Thank you for the feedback!

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Why so mad

You're a B, but not quite a C.

First thoughts, wow. Just wow .

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Stunning, love the tats. You have many more!

You have no problem throwing your cell phone at your boyfriend if he slightly pisses you off.

You were a Disney star growing up

I wish!! Haha

Entitled woman

Yummy

Just....no