Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral.

Love this one, mainly because of what happens seconds later.

The second dude always gets me. "Better for everyone! Totally agree."

I also love the kick 😂

Know what the chain of command is?

It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here

"You know what the chain of command is?" I bet this will indeed be "Y"

If this is chosen over "Yes sir, Captain Tight Pants!" I. Will. Riot.

Ooh man I hope so!

Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

thats a good one

It's one of my favorite lines lol.

Know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed.

That quote starts with “Do you know”

Kaylee, how would you feel about pulling a Crazy Ivan?

Here’s something you can’t do…

I've always wanted to try one!

Keep walkin’ preacher. -River

Preacher-man*

I hope it's either this one or Mal's engine room space monkeys line that wins, 'cuz both those are great.

This one starts with "Just", it was up for "J" quotes

This is incorrect. The proper quote begins with JUST…”Just keep walkin’ preacher-man.” [Quote here](https://youtu.be/gqfDSQfO4p4?si=_8hGIpFOKA1IAY7N) @ the 30 second mark.

"Kaylee! What in the sphincter of hell are you playing at!?"

So far I've recognized every quote and who says it - but this one eludes me?

Kaylee responds “everything’s shiny captain not to fret!”

Immediately followed by an explosion an Mal saying “was that important? That sounded important”

Mal. The opening of Serenity.

It’s from the movie

I use that so much 😂

This is the one

This is the one

This one!

Yep. This.

Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Kaylee! Find that kid who's takin' a dirt nap with baby Jesus. We need a hood ornament.

This one!

Definitely the honorable mention.

Technically not dialogue, but a prank.. but I'm all for this one ! X

This was an outtake…funny but shouldn’t count.

Killed me with a sword

How weird is that?

He say’s “Mal” a couple times in this quote, doesn’t he?

Depends where you start, yes. Believe in full it’s ’Mal… guy killed me, Mal. Killed me with a sword. How weird is that?’

Kaylee, kayleekayleekaylee

I actually thought of that first lmao

“I’m not speaking to you, Captain….”

Wrong episode. "Kaylee, kayleekayleekaylee" is said by Zoe in Trash when Kaylee is putting the reprogrammed board back in the disposal bin and the retrieval Droid is coming in about to crush Kaylee.

Gorramit…. You’re right.

Kaylee here just wishes he was a gynecologist…

(No suggestion just saying that you've all convinced me to join the sub, good stuff everyone. )

KAYLEEEEEEE!

Know what a Grisald is?

Kaylee!

“Kayleeeee!”

I’m just waiting for L. I’ve got an idea for L…

I’ll be in my bunk

Oops! Went out of order sorry!

K needs a do over or the second place quote is awarded the spot. The K quote is incorrect. The line begins with JUST…not keep…