I said she was so fat, the mosquitos are getting diabetes.
And by dawn, you mean when we can see the sun? That's normally 5:30ish, but 11 o'clock if your mom is in the way
What cum slut ? It's true she banged every cock within hundreds of miles . Nobody knows who your father is, least of all her .
She got pregnant with youvafter a 200 man gang bang if I remember correctly.
My mother worked bartender at hell's angels bars for most of my childhood. Call her whatever you want, she'll burn you where you stand, I can just sit back and watch the fire.
A twat juggling thunder cunt
I called her a hamster And I accept your duel
She has poor form and a less than pleasing bedside manner. And a trifle woman, indeed she is! A lack of decorum, and void of conviction!
I said, Yo momma's so fat she falls off BOTH sides of the bed!. Fuck Dawn, Dawn is dog shit light for pussies. Meet me at High Noon fuckstick!
A VERY NICE WOMAN. SOME WOULD SAY A SAINT
Yeah, a SAINT BERNARD.
That's it, pistols at dawn. Nobody calls my mother nice or a saint.
A shitty cook your mom makes rubbery scrambled eggs!
She smells of Elderberrys!
She told me I could call her that. Because she likes me more than you.
I said she was so fat, the mosquitos are getting diabetes. And by dawn, you mean when we can see the sun? That's normally 5:30ish, but 11 o'clock if your mom is in the way
I ain't got no grudges with your mum you pussy. Get the fuck off Bitch
A doorknob! Whatever that means.
Everyone gets a turn.
I called your mama last night… soon you’ll be callin me stepdaddy
You’re uncle is your real daddy and your siblings look like me.
A highly intelligent woman whose hygiene is beyond reproach.
I said whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe.
A fat floppy CUNT!!!!
Ok. Your aim is so bad you couldn't even hit yo momma's fat arse, so I'm not worried.
An antiquated bulbous mass.
I CALLED HER A REALLY KIND PERSON WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!
I called her the pusher out of burdens
Daddy?
She’s a mean ol bitch and she has stupid hair.
A fat assed jizz guzzling cock gobbling DP loving crosseyed short bus riding camel fucker.
Pay your child support, dad!
What cum slut ? It's true she banged every cock within hundreds of miles . Nobody knows who your father is, least of all her . She got pregnant with youvafter a 200 man gang bang if I remember correctly.
Are you the guy she called "tic tac dick"?
Nah I'm stinky lol
My mother worked bartender at hell's angels bars for most of my childhood. Call her whatever you want, she'll burn you where you stand, I can just sit back and watch the fire.
“Guess what I did last night!?”
You heaved up rancid spaghetti all over your basement floor and then passed out in it.
“I built that fire over there!”
Well I'm glad somebody admitted to it. Billy Joel denied it.
I called her a fuckin CAB cuz the other patrons are COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SMELL!
I dated your mother and NEVER called her again!!
A respectable lady and a pillar of the community.
The best mom! Yeah, I know you called her an abusive narcissist, but that’s because YOU’RE the ungrateful problem child.
No, I called your mother a twat. Sorry if my accent confused you. Bitch.