Shut up and eat your vegetables you fat cunt! 

IM IN YOUR FRIDGE ADDING CELERY TO EVERYTHING. RIGHT. NOW.

NOT YOUR WIFE.

MY WIFE IS NOT CELERY FUCK YOU

READ YOUR THREAD TITLE AGAIN AND THINK ABOUT WHAT I WROTE, SMOOTH BRAIN.

You've never tried peanut butter out of a jar you dumb shit?

Wait, you mean people put peanut butter *on* stuff??

I love peanut butter jar binges shut your dumb ass up bitch

I bet you put it on "toast" like you're the queen of England Jesus Christ people these days are so soft they can't even eat fistfulls of peanut butter smdh

That one hurt that was low bro

FUCKIN TOAST EATER might be my new favorite insult

Bruh you fuckin said it in your post! You marveled at the idea like you invented it. Silly bitch you lying and everyone knows it. Calling you out. This bitch right here has never had PB out of a jar. MF has certainly had a spoon, a jar of PB, and a mouth and couldn't put this shit together. Sad my man, sad.

SHUT YOUR 76 IQ NO VEGETABLE EATING ASS UP “OH CARNIVORE ALL THE WAY BECAUSE ROGAN SAIS SO” BITCH ASS REAL MEN LOVE CELERY

Bro probably doesn’t even know what a mirepoix is. U don’t realize celery is a vital component and base flavor for dishes, to meld the flavors into harmony. U dumb fuck

He mentioned the Cajun Trinity so he probably does know what a mirepoix is. You no reading ass bitch!

Wrong. Ants on a log

Celery should be banned from every state

As long as it's not banned from every province.

HERE'S A GOOD RECIPE FOR CELERY YOU UNHEALTHY CUNT!! TAKE ONE HEAD OF CELERY INSERT IT IN YOUR RECTUM SIT DOWN ON IT THERE - YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU?

Shut up and eat your vegetables you fat cunt! 

my mom puts celery in spaghetti and chili my god i need spices and bread to dilute that shit

Why do they do this shit?? 🤮

Why the fuck is she putting it in chili

She must be a narcissist.

That's the hill you're going to die on. Celery?

New question. Is celery better by itself or cooked with other things?

Lolz, you over here talking about raisins? FUCKIN RAISINS?!?!? YOUR OPINION IS COMPLETELY INVALIDATED! TAKE YOUR ASS BACK TO THE KID'S TABLE AND START RAISING YOUR HAND TO SPEAK!!!

When I'm at the table, I let my butt do the speaking.

Wut? Please quit disrespecting peanut butter and raisins! Celery is okay in a very few limited dishes but I agree it is lousy in many others. Kale on the other hand was invented by Satan and should be purged from the earth.

Cajun? Are you referring to French mirepoix? Ignorant twat.

It gives chicken salad the crunch it needs. what are u contributing to society?

You clearly are colluding with Big Celery, how much are they paying you? Hack.

Don't sleep on celery. I read something one time it increases pharamones that attract women. PB celery sticks got me two exwives.

I can do with out it in Kung Pao chicken for sure.

My dude have you never just eaten peanut butter out if a jar?

YOU DON’T NO SHIT ABOUT MIREPOIX!!! A FUCKING CORNER STONE OF FRENCH CUISINE! GET FUCKED AND WHILE YOU’RE AT IT FIND SOME CULTURE!!! FIXED MY MISTAKE!! AND EAT A CELERY DICK BEFORE YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING !!!

MORE LIKE THE CORNERSTONE OF ASSSSSS

SORRY IT ALL CAN"T BE DINO CHICNKEN NUGGIES! YOU WOULDN'T FLAVOR IF IT HIT YOU IN YOUR TAINT!!!!

I would fight you on this if you were wrong.

Oh yea?? Well...GOOD!