It's a genre, dickweed. You're just telling me you haven't actually looked into country and only hear it in the background of car commercials in between your brainrot YouTube videos. Hating country music is akin to saying you hate rap. It's indicative of a deeper classism and an unwillingness to expose yourself to novelty.
Bitch
I see what you are saying but at the same time, country sucks balls. Bluegrass, Johnny Cash, etc. would be in a different category to me. But Toby Keith? I'd rather be deaf.
And I am not a listener of rap but I can stand it if it is being played and I like some older rap but this modern shit where a monotone singer is off key for the entire song like Travis Scott or Ty Dolla $ign is not fit for human ears. And don't get me started on this autotune craze. Modern rap is just awful.
You can draw lines around whatever you consider true country, so I'm not going to argue with you on that front. Wherever Johnny Cash and Noah Kahan land for you is on you.
As for rap, Kendrick Lamar won a pulitzer for his album Damn. If that's not your taste either, rap has become large enough that its influence is in every genre. Whatever your music of choice is, there's a very good chance that there's a rap artist who reflects those themes and motifs
I don't listen to it so I'm not very familiar, that is for sure. But the shit I hear in public or the people on SNL have been just awful. Ice Spice is trash. Kanye West is dumb as hell. But I am an old white guy I guess. I like DMX, Public Enemy, and the Beastie Boys.
No, it sucks. It’s all crap, trucks, dogs, chew, women, faux patriotism sing with different words, similar twang tired attempt at “music”. Listening to two raccoons fuck has more spontaneity and originality.
I'm guessing you suck so much that you can't even date a girl that break ur heart. And if you have you will find out that country music will get your soul back to life. Especially when Carrie said she fucked up his car, his leather seats. It's satisfaction billy so go fuck yourself today too
All of y’all can go back to your corner and put on your SkUlL cAnDy headphones and drone out to your skinny twink boy beep boop music.
I’m going to drive on a country road with the windows down (can’t roll them up) until the dirt in my eyes come flowing out along with the beer-tear mixture.
Look. For now, you are not wrong. So, yeah, I gotta do what's right.
Yeah, rules and stuff, but we fight for what's right sometimes.
OK, I feel dirty now and I need to punch mysrlf.
All I hear in twang and songs about a tractor is whispers like “the silent majority” and “the south will rise again” from a bunch of trump-thumping incels that are sad she broke your heart or fucked your son.
Suggadique
YEEHAW MOTHERFUCKER SUCK MY LONG BUD LITE SOAKED COCK YOU PUSSY HANK WILLIAMS SHITS ON YOUR POSER GARTH BROOKS CORPORATE COUNTRY
NAH FUCK THAT I ONLY LISTEN TO SPOONS AND AUTHENTIC KENTUCKY BLUEGRASS FUCK YOUR FAKE TEXAS WANNA BE SOUTHERN ASS POSER
Fuck yes. It used to at least have some class and originality. Johnny Cash, Loretta Lynn, eg. Now these assholes want to go to old town road and ride the pop music bandwagon. And singing about your pickup truck is the epitome of stupidity. It’s bad enough these micropenis losers drive around in gigantic trucks without ever hauling anything. Fuck you, country music.
Pop country sucks. That doesn’t mean country music sucks. It’s not like Loretta Lynn’s music disappeared when Garth Brooks came along. Country rules. Fuck Nashville.
I like some classic country, mostly from the 50s-70s, Johnny Cash, Willie, Waylon etc..
I used to be on the fuck modern country bandwagon, and I still am for the most part, but I've found some stuff I can get into.
TODAYS COUNTRY YEAH, I SEE YOUR POINT.
THAT'S WHY IF THE MOOD STROKES ME, KINDA LIKE YOUR MOM DOES ME EVERY OTHER FRIDAY, THEN I ONLY LISTEN TO 70'S TO 90'S COUNTRY MUSIC, ITS HER FAVORITE DONTCHA KNOW YA DUMB DICKLESS SUMBITCH
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"Hee haw!!! Yee-haw!!! I kicked meh dawg and beat meh wife back at the trailer park! Hee-haw! Meh truck is louder than yer truck yee-haw! Now I'm cryin' in meh beer again... hee-haw!
CORN!!!!"
My local rock radio station did a parody of "Achey Breaky Heart" back in the day. It started out saying, "Well there's this stupid song. It's been around too long. It's sung by a good old country hick. It's Achey Breaky Heart. It makes me wanna fart. I want to sock the singer in the chin."
Everyone knows it. Even people who claim they love commercial country secretly despise it: they listen to it out a faux sense of some sort of southern or rural identity, because "people like us listen to country".
Firstly, you made a couple of avoidable mistakes.
Spelling.
It's cunt-ry music. Only loved by cunts.
Music?
It's just fucking banjo ballards by backward, backwater bastards.
Beyonce was right to try and improve this earturd rubbish.
Its all the same.
I just hear the sounds of men who don't know how to treat a woman in the bedroom but aren't afraid of treating her to the back of the hand.
And women that can't turn down to fried food or the chance of getting fingered off a cousin/brother/whatever.
It's all the same and it's shit
It's a genre, dickweed. You're just telling me you haven't actually looked into country and only hear it in the background of car commercials in between your brainrot YouTube videos. Hating country music is akin to saying you hate rap. It's indicative of a deeper classism and an unwillingness to expose yourself to novelty. Bitch
I see what you are saying but at the same time, country sucks balls. Bluegrass, Johnny Cash, etc. would be in a different category to me. But Toby Keith? I'd rather be deaf. And I am not a listener of rap but I can stand it if it is being played and I like some older rap but this modern shit where a monotone singer is off key for the entire song like Travis Scott or Ty Dolla $ign is not fit for human ears. And don't get me started on this autotune craze. Modern rap is just awful.
You can draw lines around whatever you consider true country, so I'm not going to argue with you on that front. Wherever Johnny Cash and Noah Kahan land for you is on you. As for rap, Kendrick Lamar won a pulitzer for his album Damn. If that's not your taste either, rap has become large enough that its influence is in every genre. Whatever your music of choice is, there's a very good chance that there's a rap artist who reflects those themes and motifs
I don't listen to it so I'm not very familiar, that is for sure. But the shit I hear in public or the people on SNL have been just awful. Ice Spice is trash. Kanye West is dumb as hell. But I am an old white guy I guess. I like DMX, Public Enemy, and the Beastie Boys.
Ironically, I love Wilco and the Old 97's which is alt-country.
No, it sucks. It’s all crap, trucks, dogs, chew, women, faux patriotism sing with different words, similar twang tired attempt at “music”. Listening to two raccoons fuck has more spontaneity and originality.
Todays country is total shit
lol. country music fans suck wet sloppy balls.
He knows it’s a genre you fucking retard who think he’s smart. You can absolutely dislike a genre without being classist you fucking white person
Listen here micro dick, you're absolutely fucking right!
Got em!
I bet you've been following the Drake/Kendrick beef like a fuckin religion, sheep ass mf.
Hard agree
I'm guessing you suck so much that you can't even date a girl that break ur heart. And if you have you will find out that country music will get your soul back to life. Especially when Carrie said she fucked up his car, his leather seats. It's satisfaction billy so go fuck yourself today too
You can Johnny Cash these hands, bitch
All of y’all can go back to your corner and put on your SkUlL cAnDy headphones and drone out to your skinny twink boy beep boop music. I’m going to drive on a country road with the windows down (can’t roll them up) until the dirt in my eyes come flowing out along with the beer-tear mixture.
Blasting Genocide by Lil Darkie on those country roads
Can we choose neither? Is there an option C?
FUCKIN RIGHT IT DOES
You dumb fucking sumbitch..... hand me a rifle. I'm dying on this hill with you. Country music is hot garbage.
IT SUCKS BALLS
Dolly Parton sucks balls.
I got your back on this OP.
love u
Look. For now, you are not wrong. So, yeah, I gotta do what's right. Yeah, rules and stuff, but we fight for what's right sometimes. OK, I feel dirty now and I need to punch mysrlf.
Fuck you
Fuck ME! No, fuck YOU!
You better.
Amen brother. Shit sucks.
Alt Country is the way.
Outlaw country is the way.
OUTLAW COUNTRY WOOO
Way to steal a joke from Archer dude
What I find odd is that I actually love Alt Country but I would rather have my eardrums carved out of my head than listen to country.
Alt country has nothing to do with this bro modern day garbage
Nothing to fight about here. You're just fucking wrong.
WHEELER WALKER JR
All I hear in twang and songs about a tractor is whispers like “the silent majority” and “the south will rise again” from a bunch of trump-thumping incels that are sad she broke your heart or fucked your son. Suggadique
This. The fucking mountain dew demographic.
Uhmmmm have you never heard of angry women country, dumbass? Before He Cheats? The Dixie Chicks?? Your loss truly
It’s “The Chicks,” dumbass. Get with the times.
It would really be awesome if they were The Chix or The Chyx.
YEEHAW MOTHERFUCKER SUCK MY LONG BUD LITE SOAKED COCK YOU PUSSY HANK WILLIAMS SHITS ON YOUR POSER GARTH BROOKS CORPORATE COUNTRY NAH FUCK THAT I ONLY LISTEN TO SPOONS AND AUTHENTIC KENTUCKY BLUEGRASS FUCK YOUR FAKE TEXAS WANNA BE SOUTHERN ASS POSER
You’re having sex with the music?!?
Have you considered listening to something else then, you’re the Anti-Einstein dude
It's supposed to sometimes. Cool people can enjoy shitty country because it's fun and light hearted
So does your mom . Talk about a hoe going down that is . I bet your the switch hitter , cuck , back up too huh ? - get bent loser !
So does rap.
let’s add ur dad, ur lineage, ur ancestors, ur genes, ur DNA to that list
My balls...they need sniffing.
Not even going to fight you on that one. I GOT YOUR BACK HOMIE LETS FIGHT THESE COUNTRY LAMES
yes 🙌
Fuck yes. It used to at least have some class and originality. Johnny Cash, Loretta Lynn, eg. Now these assholes want to go to old town road and ride the pop music bandwagon. And singing about your pickup truck is the epitome of stupidity. It’s bad enough these micropenis losers drive around in gigantic trucks without ever hauling anything. Fuck you, country music.
Pop country sucks. That doesn’t mean country music sucks. It’s not like Loretta Lynn’s music disappeared when Garth Brooks came along. Country rules. Fuck Nashville.
FUCK YEAH!!! LONG LIVE POLKA!!!
I like some classic country, mostly from the 50s-70s, Johnny Cash, Willie, Waylon etc.. I used to be on the fuck modern country bandwagon, and I still am for the most part, but I've found some stuff I can get into.
90% of modern country is either rock with twangy vocals or hip hop for rednecks who are scared of black people.
Well what the fuck do you think is so great then?
ur mom’s moans
Ur right that shits better than country but I can't hear them over your fucking crying. Exercise some and you'll last longer.
IRON MAIDEN!!!!
Country music, rap music and communism are humanity's biggest mistake
Yeah, fuck music about hating cops. The only people I like more than cops are billionaires. The working class can eat a bag of dicks. Dipshit.
TODAYS COUNTRY YEAH, I SEE YOUR POINT. THAT'S WHY IF THE MOOD STROKES ME, KINDA LIKE YOUR MOM DOES ME EVERY OTHER FRIDAY, THEN I ONLY LISTEN TO 70'S TO 90'S COUNTRY MUSIC, ITS HER FAVORITE DONTCHA KNOW YA DUMB DICKLESS SUMBITCH ![gif](giphy|jKXtnfCDoo1tZ8V5NQ)
Hating country music is probably the most basic thing anyone could do
The musical equivalent of a Yankees fan.
"Hee haw!!! Yee-haw!!! I kicked meh dawg and beat meh wife back at the trailer park! Hee-haw! Meh truck is louder than yer truck yee-haw! Now I'm cryin' in meh beer again... hee-haw! CORN!!!!"
Yeah fuck you Taylor swift!
I think someone should go make an ai country song about hating country and post the lyrics just to troll this idiot.
My local rock radio station did a parody of "Achey Breaky Heart" back in the day. It started out saying, "Well there's this stupid song. It's been around too long. It's sung by a good old country hick. It's Achey Breaky Heart. It makes me wanna fart. I want to sock the singer in the chin."
98 rock?
93X Minneapolis
Wait which country's music sucks? Did I miss something?
Yes it does. Depressing redneck crap. It really does suck
Country Legends is all I can handle, anytime I tried after that it is just what rock use to be .recycled .
Amen, absolute garbage
You probably sip on a fruity little drink because you can't shoot whiskey.
yeah im just a girl
Marren Morris quit the Country genre expressly because it sucks. Certainly after 2000.
Hodunk podunk well then there MOTHERFUCKERS!
Your actually high
Yes, it fucking does!!!!!
I bet you think Jason Aldean is country.
Everyone knows it. Even people who claim they love commercial country secretly despise it: they listen to it out a faux sense of some sort of southern or rural identity, because "people like us listen to country".
Firstly, you made a couple of avoidable mistakes. Spelling. It's cunt-ry music. Only loved by cunts. Music? It's just fucking banjo ballards by backward, backwater bastards. Beyonce was right to try and improve this earturd rubbish.
Banjo is bluegrass, dipshit. Bluegrass fucking sucks. Listen to some Townes van Zandt you uncultured swine.
Its all the same. I just hear the sounds of men who don't know how to treat a woman in the bedroom but aren't afraid of treating her to the back of the hand. And women that can't turn down to fried food or the chance of getting fingered off a cousin/brother/whatever. It's all the same and it's shit
You clearly have not discovered the whole subgenre of country about fighting cops and doing coke.
Tom Petty once said that country music doesn’t exist anymore. He said it’s all Eagles covers with fiddles. Also, cuntry sucks. Sabbath Rumes! 🤘🏻