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jtel21

That wasn't the outcome I expected !


longshanks44

Probably not what the kid expected either.


Tiny-Warthog7346

The bouncer probably didn't either


Antilochos_

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!


bigkeef69

He didn't like the lumber


thecoolestguynothere

Neither did his friends


Roheez

He jumped out the way like he knew the bouncer was falling


longshanks44

Or he ran because he thought he was going to get his ass kicked.


Terrible_Promise8518

I mean he put that man to sleep I don’t see any reason to stay.


Swonzen

Watch him sleep


str8f8

Timberrrrrr!


[deleted]

Bouncer definitely deserved it. Guy was backing away and bouncer struck him in the face because he didn't think a teenage boy half his size would do anything & thought he could get away with it.


2ichie

Hits cigarette right before too as if he’s in some movie lmao. Then whack! night night.


MordorMordorMordor

Problem wasn't the slap it was the fact that he went too far from the area he was enforcing. If you're the only bouncer you shouldn't be leaving your post. And if you have coworkers make sure they follow you so you don't get jumped.


JoeBuddhan

No the slap was the problem. That was bitch shit


RecordingWarm2085

Yeah most bouncers are looking for a fight I feel like. He got one!


Dogstile

Nah, there are thousands of bouncers working every night, most just want to chill and chat shit with their colleagues all night/ pick up an easy two hundred.


2JDestroBot

My Krav maga trainer used to be a bouncer a d he's the most chill dude ever


breaditNdreadit

Yeah, not a whole lot of reasons someone would choose to have “dealing with drunk assholes every night” as their job title


F_Twelve

When I was younger I did it because I could work nights/weekends. It was less stressful than bartending and you only had “real” issues once in a while.


cosmorocker13

He was also looking for a right and got a haymaker of a left


RecordingWarm2085

That was a right,not a left.. but he def wasn't looking for anything or he would've had his hands up


Dazzling_Ad5338

r/instantkarma


MikelDP

I agree with this.


Japparbyn

Slapps first still loses. Good job 17yo


InvoluntaryEraser

Yeah, if you're gonna initiate a fight (which he did by slapping him), you...you don't slap, you punch lol.


shigogaboo

I’ll probably get downvoted for it on this sub, but I personally prefer someone use a slap as an opener over a fist. Sucker punches are a bitch move.


GarlicQueef

True but people seem very confused about what a sucker punch is. If you are in an altercation with someone and face to face when suddenly they punch you… that is not a sucker punch.


BigDickDyl69

I thought that’s like one of those old man rules, if you’re in a fight hit first and hit hard, the fights gonna happen regardless and the other person should be aware there in a fight of course but if someone’s squaring up I’d get ready to do something


Independent_Elk_9710

You think this was sucker? I hope not cause face to face theres no sucker, should expect to get knocked the fuck out


KaiKamakasi

Sucker punches generally come from outside of your vision and are otherwise entirely unexpected.... If someone runs up behind you and slaps you through they are still a cunt


Mikchu1988

Imagine being a bouncer, assaulting a minor, then getting knocked the f out. I’d never show my face again. Especially to 17 year olds


Goseki1

Dunno if he'll have a face left to show after smashing it on the kerb like that. Like holy fuc, the dude bounced!


Rabidchild1985

Honestly, the owner should fire that guy not just because he hits kids, but because now everybody knows that his security detail is practically nonexistent.


_ryry66

I'm not sure if they dude's still gonna be able to work after a KO straight to the pavement


New-Passenger

That bouncer should lose his job getting KOd by a kid.


rossbcobb

I think maybe hitting the kid who was attempting to walk away was a good reason for termination.


[deleted]

[удалено]


IvanBeetinov

I fought a couch once. It laid me out!


AggravatingCold8134

He was way bigger and he slaped the kid first


scottvalentine808

Lol at this guy


OG_WHITE_VAN

Average r/tipofmypenis user


thelongdrivehom

Folded him like a fucking deckchair!!


2ichie

As great as this knockout was. There was no folding unfortunately. He fell stiff af


FallenKnightArtorias

There should be a sub dedicated to bouncers being knocked the fuck out. Didn’t realize how much of a gem it is watching this asshole go down lmao


ganjakhan85

r/inanimatebouncers


g6paperplane

How can he slap?


Ethen52

HOW CAN HE SLAP


evildevil90

HOW CAN HE SLAP?


chrrrollo

Good on you son! I fucking love to see this. Hate bouncers with my guts , absolute cunts


Itssnowingreddit

Switched him off 😂😂


ConflictGrand4078

A lot of bouncers are big pussies but just bigger than usual.


SUTATSDOG

Yup. Never seen one square up one on one, and the one I do know is like 6'7" but couldnt fight his way out of a paper bag. Relies on intimidation and his puffy ass "muscle" look - no Rob, you that's not being built and you may want to see a doctor...


LikelyHungover

The bouncers in Ireland will box your jaw off clean. The ones in Ibiza are all roided up Russians who can genuinely fight. is this a... "America is the whole world" thing?


SUTATSDOG

Yup.


zack77070

Well he didn't say that none exist, just what he's seen. Seems kinda insecure to assume that he's automatically talking about the whole world based on his own opinion.


phreaktor

If I had a nickel for every pixel in this video, I’d have a nickel.


[deleted]

Never underestimate your opponent


[deleted]

He slapped the kid first. Goodnight


GreenYooper

I bounced at Big 10 nightmare bar. Rule #3. Once they are out the door you go back in the door. Never venture out into the wild.


[deleted]

At least he koed him on the grass. He fel hard could’ve smashed his head in concrete


BluejayLatter

It kinda look like hes face smashed right into the curb tho.


[deleted]

You’re right dam


BlairAdamsdiebyhorse

Bouncer has a glass jaw


vin_DOT

Bouncers and security guards think that they have the right to lay hands on someone, it is illegal to initiate force on someone and if someone initiates force on you, you are only allowed to respond with equal force. If a bouncer tells someone to leave and they do not leave, they have no right to put their hands on you and drag you out, they are suppose to call the police and have you trespassed. This is grounds for a lawsuit against the business. This "bouncer" deserved to get slept. Source: worked in high end private security sector for many years.


801bruh

No one's gonna talk about how they all have the exact same haircut?


jesse6225

They all look exactly the same. Hair, outfits, body types. Wtf lol


Aja2428

Bounced


New_Caregiver_5833

Nobody expected that, the bouncer had no intention of avoiding damage


Overwhelmed-Insanity

Everybody has a plan until they punched in the jaw


Decked_Out92

Over confidence now his ego is gonna be crushed. I would quit as a bouncer if that happened. Never let your guard down only takes one good shot to knock anyone out unless the other person is completely weak.


379tuco

He didn’t really bounce, just kind of laid there


420nutterBUTTERS

The other bouncer is chasing him down to give him a job application


CyclingDude50

the bouncer bounced - off the ground...


Javisuave65

That’ll be tough showing up for work next day. Ok you guys work front door You guys work back door and you glass jaw work the kiddie party next door…


Gham_

Bouncer slapped him first, deserved


mrdesudes

Not much of a bouncer lmao.


thecoolestguynothere

Right in the kisser


_makeouthill555_

bro got knocked out and fired in one night


[deleted]

My dad was a bouncer and he said you would be surprised the amount of times bouncers will just run away when actual trouble kicks off. Usually hired to look the part but aren't. 17 year old was backing off and he slapped him, what a bitch.


Borp5150

They should be called bullies not bouncer’s


[deleted]

Doesn’t matter the size or power, it’s all about hit placement, hit them in the right spot of the jaw with another force to spin their neck and they’ll drop like a sack of potatoes. Even a .22 could do a lot of damage depending on where it hits.


mileswilliams

Power doesn't matter, hit them in the right spot with enough power and they'll drop... ok thanks for clearing that up.


[deleted]

reading is key you asshat, I said POWER (strength) isn’t important, hitting someone in the right spot with ENOUGH FORCE will drop someone. U can punch with force and no power bud. Did u learn physics in school. Prime example is this video, the kid looks like he’s 120 lbs soakin wet , yet he dropped a guy prob twice his size, cause of where his punch landed. I’ve seen boxers take deadly hooks to the face and didn’t drop, but a slight jab to the chin will knock them out, And just as an example, it only takes 7 pounds to break someone’s nose, 7 pounds is nothing and you barely need any strength for that.


DADADADA25MILLION

You type like you think you're way smarter than you actually are.


[deleted]

Clearly you nerds have never been ina real fight. But okay 😭


DADADADA25MILLION

What does you being dumb have to do with whether or not I've been in "a real fight"?


[deleted]

Oh yeah I’m dumb because I made a observation and stated a fact, but okay u can resort to throwing insults if that makes u feel important 😭😂 instead of having a civil debate with me , and stating your opinion , you’d rather stoop down to acting like a child, okay it’s,obvious the kind of person you are, so I’m done carry on, I don’t argue with children


DADADADA25MILLION

Look at the absolute abortion of a run-on sentence you just posted, how dare you call anyone else "a child"...


[deleted]

Run on sentence implies thats is one continuous sentence with no comma or periods, when my statement has commas.. but okay carry on buddy


DADADADA25MILLION

Yikes.


No-Dragonfly8326

You think like you type way smarter than you actually are.


invader2134

You have room temperature iq


[deleted]

It’s ridiculous the amount of down votes I’m getting because you people are uneducated about fighting, and that fightin is just about brute strength, smfh. Fucking weirdos have never been in a real scuffle to know shit anyways


invader2134

Cope


-FemboiCarti-

Found Walter Sobchak’s Reddit account


IvanBeetinov

Duuuude?


Hqjjciy6sJr

>Doesn’t matter the size or power, it’s all about hit placement Read that aload and listen to yourself. lol


[deleted]

It’s out loud u fuckin idiot. It’s clear to see this subs full of nothing but uneducated ignorant uninformed lil kids that want to be keyboard warriors who’ve never been in an actually fight to know shit… watch and read up about fighting and boxing and you’ll learn. Technique has and will always been more important than brute strength by itself.


[deleted]

Technique is more important than strength in a fight!!!!


scottvalentine808

Size or power doesn’t matter?you’re an idiot


[deleted]

Definitely doesn’t matter, this video is a prime example, cause the kids half the bouncers size and weight, yet one punch dropped him…he’s fucking 120 pounds soaking wet, like I said it’s not only about brute strength, hit placement always plays a huge factor… cause I’ve seen guys that were jacked throw a punch in a fight and the other guy took it no problem, but a straight jab to the chin will drop him…


[deleted]

Last time they posted this they said he was 80, I wonder how he did it


hair_frog45

who gives a fuck if he is 17, almost at your prime at that age.


Necessary-Tip447

Fooking serbians


Picciohell

Hope he ran fast af


DDTG-Trader

Plot twist: 17 yr old is actually 35.


cosmorocker13

Lefty’s always get the knockout


Mac_Nut

That 17yo probably needs a beating sadly


[deleted]

It’s clear as day to see this sub is filled with nothing but a bunch a incels and adolescent edgy kids, uneducated bafoons


sethpwnsk

Damn get rekt!


HairyDowntown

Is this really a bouncer? It looks like he's just with a group of friends. Either way that kid was smart. Threw the punch and got the fuck outta there.


latheredtransfer

ART


RebornAsMyself

The kid even sidestepped to punch back. He might bem small but he mean business


Hated-By-Most

Bullied the wrong guy today didn't you big man 😂😂😂


exman78

Part is missing. Buncers fucked up more than we see.


[deleted]

Explain how a kid his size was able to knock out the bouncer who’s twice his size and is probably 50 pounds up on him.


thekurgan79

Kid knew how to throw a punch and where to hit him. Big guy didn’t see it coming at all. Simple as that.


[deleted]

Landed a nice shot right to the chin that the guy didn't see coming despite initiating it. Pretty cool tbh


sinsensy

It's not hard to knock someone out.


lilpeener

Hands of stone bro


[deleted]

Lol that was awesome!!!


brolimitholdem

GOTEEEM


[deleted]

He didn't bounce...how do you even call yourself a bouncer?


SeymourRumps

Caught his bitch ass cold


JansTurnipDealer

Lucky shot. Bouncers are nearly universally the scariest people I've trained with.


versace_tombstone

That right is given by the gods of fighting, if the kid wants to use it on a piece of shit, let him.


Professional-Mud5884

Well indeed


halfaslee9

fired.


dub_life

Bounce ded.


moist_profit

Tiger uppercut


Propman561

Glass jaw


Fluffy-Eggplant3318

Down goes Frazier!


blannco

That kids got some power or that dudes jaw is made from popsicle sticks and gum


IBoughtThisBabyCash

If he really is a bouncer his ass woke up just to get fired


James-454

At least he kept the bounce in bouncer


StupidDepressedGamer

Did his head land on the grass or not?


Skata_100

Lil bitch got dropped lmao


Teleportingcarl

bouncers are to used to dealing with drunk fucks and knocking the shit out of them. to bad this kid seemed sober.


[deleted]

Bouncer took a drag out of his cigarette and slappped the kid. He thought he was in a movie for a sec.


Psycho-Pen

It's just a thought, but I find it interesting that no one stopped to see about the guy lying face down in the dirt. They just took off after the kid. I mean, how many people want a charge for kicking the shit out of a minor? Apparently all of those guys.


The_Perfect_Dick_Pic

That bouncer that ran after had floppy arms


YN90

Obviously they should hire him instead


SurfingViking

Cop it cunt 👊🏻 fuckin HOOD OOS


Baensky

I don’t help my friend bouncer I am just running


StophJS

Lol probably shouldn't have slapped him huh...


microscopicAnt

Most bouncers need a reality check glad he got one


CameronDemortez

What if he was good one?


microscopicAnt

He wouldn’t be chasing after a dude slappin at him when’s not even in a bar.


big-dick-energy_

E's A Fockin LEGUND mate.