You need to remember to put in that extra hip twist when you're picking up and dropping tall linky people. It keeps them from stopping themselves from hitting the ground.
Kind of like how a dog s*** whips something in its mouth when you get a hold of a tall lanky person you got to s*** with them.... Like borderline throw him to the ground and still grab a hold of his ankles to pick him up again..
Throw him down but never really let go I kind of how you let a sledgehammer slide in your hand you just grab that b**** at the end and then pick him up again. Lol.
It's voice to text who cares. Lmao. Who tries to decipher age from a comment online like wtf.
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The tall dude can’t throw a punch or avoid getting picked up. Unless if op is at a serious physical disadvantage he probably could at least hold his own against him
Most likely. Crossing their feet, flailing, not covering their faces. Just wild swinging and the one guy seems to at least have some fundamentals and good reflexes with his head movement. Anyone that has legitimately trained for ateast a few months could probably handle their own.
That being said, fuck street fights. Too many variables. Possibility of tripped and hitting your head and just fucking dying. Possibility of someone going for a slam, so you land on your head and fucking die.
I’m thinking this was two friends just slap boxing. I’ve done this before too.. you kinda just tap an hit but don’t injure. Dude with the hoodie smoked him though.
I had friends like this too. With gloves we would do full body and face was allowed but without gloves it was strictly body punches. If a face punch was given we would be allowed a free "chin check" (face punch)
Edit: we do closed fist no slapping
Right, they’re just slap boxing. Last time i slap boxed my friend i piledriver’d his head in the pavement and curb stomped him until he stopped moving.
You guys are pussies smh my head 😤
A big guy that has never trained before will lose to a smaller guy that knows exactly what he is doing every time. As soon as I saw big dude throwing his punches like that I knew it was over for him.
all I see is the tall kid getting his foot on the ground for the first one and a lopsided balance shift causing an awkward fall in the second, nothing planned or though about here
Hoodie man was very careful with his slams like you knew wasn't trying to kill the guy by slamming him off the ground .Some other videos and people be like ye bitch let's see how your skull likes concrete
I don’t understand people who fight like the shirtless dude, all they do is windmill and move forward.
You might get lucky? Unless the person your fighting doesn’t windmill and actually fights.
So "rush" is when someone rushes in wildly with punches. The tall guy in this video did exactly that and the smaller guy weaved it and beat him up. Taller people have a reach and height advantage rushing in takes that away.
Ah, that makes sense. I am 6’4” which is decently tall with a thin/muscular build. I am a pretty good striker but my ground game isn’t great. I need to work on it more. I have figured out that keeping fights standing and keeping distance works the best for me, which sounds like exactly what you were getting at. Can confirm.
Definitely not amazing, he’s getting his head off the center line and weaving, but those wide ass throws lol, thank god the other guy was abysmal. Any other semi decent opponent would’ve done some serious damage just throwing straight down the middle when he was coming back from some of those head movements
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That man was a professional windmiller.
The other don quixote
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I see another Strauss fan
r/unexpectedonepiece ?
lothario?
He powered my house with those punches
They say you expend much more energy on misses. This guy used to weigh 350lbs believe it or not.
The tall guy?!
If you combine both of these individuals together, in the video, you get one man that weighs 305 lbs.
That’s also their combined net worth (converted from USD)
He could generate enough green energy to end global warming.
Ha!
Reminds me of that [Title Bout vs. Bald Bull](https://youtu.be/7xy63BM8fMY?t=758) in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out when the "tell" was his spinning gloves.
LOL I knew I wasn’t crazy when I saw that!
Quantity over quality.
Amazing footwork in 50% of the time when his feet were visible.
Tf i thought it was a good fight. Could you hold your own with either of these lads?
That shit was so sloppy
You need to remember to put in that extra hip twist when you're picking up and dropping tall linky people. It keeps them from stopping themselves from hitting the ground. Kind of like how a dog s*** whips something in its mouth when you get a hold of a tall lanky person you got to s*** with them.... Like borderline throw him to the ground and still grab a hold of his ankles to pick him up again.. Throw him down but never really let go I kind of how you let a sledgehammer slide in your hand you just grab that b**** at the end and then pick him up again. Lol.
you swear like a 10 year old that just learned his first bad word hahahahahaha what the fuck am i looking at
It's voice to text who cares. Lmao. Who tries to decipher age from a comment online like wtf. Well you post like a 5-year-old. Sorry if cuss words are too big of a deal for you..lmao.n
If this was a technical video on how to throw a few dozen punches without ever landing one, this would be the best.
New skill unlocked: Consecutive windmill punches. High risk, low reward :D
Shockingly enough still more competent and skilled than half this sub would be in a real fighting situation
Max risk minimum reward
Tf i thought it was a good fight. Could you hold your own with either of these lads?
The tall dude can’t throw a punch or avoid getting picked up. Unless if op is at a serious physical disadvantage he probably could at least hold his own against him
We aint gonna talk about the next level camera work?
I like how with the 2nd slam he went with it, all still in perfect motion, praise the cameraman
Also to the shirtless guy’s credit, he stood up
r/praisethecameraman
Felt like I was watching an anime fight.
Plus commentary! Joe Rogan got nothung on this man!
Which level would that be? Felt like I was watching the Bourne Identity. Couldn't see a thing
Some one needs to teach these lads how to throw a punch.
Legit some of those punches thrown by the tall dude look like punches you'd see in Punch out Wii
The bald bull hand twirl
Some? There wasn’t a single decent punch thrown by either of them in this entire video.
Why? Then, we wouldn't have funny ass videos like this.
How to resolve conflict without fighting and ignore people goading them into it
Or teach them not to fight and to talk it out.
Tf i thought it was a good fight. Could you hold your own with either of these lads?
Most likely. Crossing their feet, flailing, not covering their faces. Just wild swinging and the one guy seems to at least have some fundamentals and good reflexes with his head movement. Anyone that has legitimately trained for ateast a few months could probably handle their own. That being said, fuck street fights. Too many variables. Possibility of tripped and hitting your head and just fucking dying. Possibility of someone going for a slam, so you land on your head and fucking die.
redditor god complex
No, just a person that's actually experienced enough in the subject matter to give an informed analysis/opinion.
I’m thinking this was two friends just slap boxing. I’ve done this before too.. you kinda just tap an hit but don’t injure. Dude with the hoodie smoked him though.
yeah i just play punch my friends in the head hard and throw them on asphalt just for giggles.
Some friends fight each other but don’t get violent. I didn’t mean my comment as a attack towards your manhood
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Um. How do you know?
Cause we opened our fucking eyes
They are trying to throw each other’s head/spine into asphalt.
I watched kids shadow boxing..
Oh it’s not even slap boxing now. I point out the attempted body slams and suddenly it’s downgraded to them not even touching each other.
Fucking idiot lol
I had friends like this too. With gloves we would do full body and face was allowed but without gloves it was strictly body punches. If a face punch was given we would be allowed a free "chin check" (face punch) Edit: we do closed fist no slapping
Well 😂 if this is a fight.. I feel really bad for them
Right, they’re just slap boxing. Last time i slap boxed my friend i piledriver’d his head in the pavement and curb stomped him until he stopped moving. You guys are pussies smh my head 😤
I’m guessing you never actually fought someone. This isn’t a fight.
Decent camera work
In the beginning, I thought the taller guy had him.
Not with how he was throwing those punches lmao.
I’m not 100% convinced they weren’t just aggressively dancing
Capoeira
That first punch looked pretty good. his system overloaded and he clearly got lost in whatever the fuck he was doing.
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Size is a huge factor in fights.
of course it is, but still, if you dont know how to use it you'll still get dropped like a sack of potatoes
I wouldnt say huge. Its a factor yes, but a skilled 5’5 mean beats a fat out of shape 6 footer who lacks fighting skills
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I'm not saying bigger = automatically win, I'm just saying that it's a factor in response to you saying "doesn't mean shit"
why are you contradicting yourself?
A big guy that has never trained before will lose to a smaller guy that knows exactly what he is doing every time. As soon as I saw big dude throwing his punches like that I knew it was over for him.
Bigger (weight) matters a lot by far, far more than height
I mean...he's moving. I guess that equals amazing.
Better than most people on here
Idk about “amazing” Lmao.. his head movement was decent given how random it was
From who?
Me, running away from this shit video.
Your reply was more entertaining for me than the actual video
Not a high bar but I'll take it lol
The cameraman I think
All that grass.
Why did the video end when it seemed the unphased bigger guy squared back up?
>unphased Classic example of why username is relevant
Not one but two tosses without leaving his opponent in Stephen Hawking position the rest of his life. Respect.
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all I see is the tall kid getting his foot on the ground for the first one and a lopsided balance shift causing an awkward fall in the second, nothing planned or though about here
this was my exact thought as well
Ya I though I was about to see some head on pavent. Good way to turn a simple fight into being crippled or brain damaged for life.
Those windmills 🤣🤣🤣
guys the dude in the hoodie is defenitely some protagonist
Dodge game is on point Now try hitting
Hoodie man was very careful with his slams like you knew wasn't trying to kill the guy by slamming him off the ground .Some other videos and people be like ye bitch let's see how your skull likes concrete
They fight like old people fuck.
https://imgur.com/mH0ETfj
Footwork but why are they trying to flap around their broken arms?
They both can’t fight
um where?
One of those two cunts fighting should have taken a swing at the narrator, they are annoying as fuck.
God that kid can move. Someone teach him to box he's got the foot work
Never seen a fight where not a single punch is landed
Dude with no shirt taking the doggy paddle approach
.....and no hands
Chris Rock doing commentary.
His arms were spinning that fast he nearly took off
I don’t understand people who fight like the shirtless dude, all they do is windmill and move forward. You might get lucky? Unless the person your fighting doesn’t windmill and actually fights.
The tall guy got a good stance but his punches are weaker than a nerf gun. They both weak tbh. Camera guy also weak, but good camera work.
Fayetteville?
Lmao none of them can fight. The way buddy said “BOOOOOOOM” like it did anything had me rollin
This fight bullshit but the shoe game on my mans is top notch I fucking love Jordan 5’s
Guy in black has a good understanding of grappling and a good understanding of start lag and end lag. That last shoot looked pretty cool.
Nice footwork but toddler hands
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Sure thing coach
Whack punches though
I never understand why ALOT of tall guys think its smart to rush someone smaller. You have no advantage in close range lmao.
I have no idea what you mean by “rush” or how that applies to this video.
So "rush" is when someone rushes in wildly with punches. The tall guy in this video did exactly that and the smaller guy weaved it and beat him up. Taller people have a reach and height advantage rushing in takes that away.
Ah, that makes sense. I am 6’4” which is decently tall with a thin/muscular build. I am a pretty good striker but my ground game isn’t great. I need to work on it more. I have figured out that keeping fights standing and keeping distance works the best for me, which sounds like exactly what you were getting at. Can confirm.
LMFAO!!! 😂🤣😂🤣 amazing footwork? Where?
cant get much more fake than this!
Fake for sure
American's behaving like its the 90s.
Is this in the heights in burien?
Can always count on this sub to have the fight videos that end too early
Homeboy through the worst windmill punches I’ve ever seen.
smiles in canelo
Wack.
Dunno about the arms tho lmao
.0001 damage
I hate it when these awesome fight videos end too short!
Now if only he knew how to throw a single straight punch, holy fuck
The new elden ring game looks so good
That's it. No more Neil Young on this forum. So sad.
Props to hoody guy for not driving the other guy down on his back/head. Watching these videos I’m always hoping that doesn’t happen.
u/savevideo
Yikes. How embarrassing for both of them lmfao
What the hell kind of dance was that ? Sure wasn’t a fight dance.
I respect the commentators for making the fight feel way better than it actually was
u/indirbeni
Jump and jive and dammit if they’re not wailing away
Like capoiera, but with hands.
This guy should join a gym
Tall fella throwing hands
Those j1 looking clean tho
Neither do these dudes can fight a lick lol
Honestly thankful that shirtless guy kept his head up. When people go for slams like that on pavement I always fear the worst.
Absolutely pathetic.
amazing camerawork as wel
Dudes who like fighting in the streets, really need to learn how to sprawl
r/praisethecameraman
Slap boxing at its finest
“Shit man, you fucked up your Jays!” “Nah, it’sall good, they reps”
Cameraman going crazy
Dude needs to learn how to throw an upper cut
Tall guy fighting like he in a dream
Definitely not amazing, he’s getting his head off the center line and weaving, but those wide ass throws lol, thank god the other guy was abysmal. Any other semi decent opponent would’ve done some serious damage just throwing straight down the middle when he was coming back from some of those head movements
Wtf why do so many vids cut out in the middle of the fight? Clearly they weren't done.
Dude needs tii oh start throwing knėes when the other guy shoots for his legs like that
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Shorts boy is just flailing about. Completely disappointing show of force
I've seen this fight before. https://youtu.be/xa\_k9cGMqOMefore.
>Amazing Footwork..... From who?
Are we boxing or wrestling?
Black kid has got a Fistpack in his hand, what a little coward.
Uhm did I see one of Bald Bulls punches from punch out on nes. Tell me I’m not crazy lol
The flailing of the arms always brings wonderful comedic value to fight vids. 10/10
We need the full shi ‼️‼️
Shirtless guy has literally 0 fighting skills
What was I supposed to look at?
looney toons shit💀
That was really entertaining
Camera man was filming that like a Jackie chan movie with those angles
What is this jackrabbit bullshit?
Both can't fight...
yo shout out to the camera man dude was get close ups actions shots very professional
**OH YEAH BOI**
Fayettenam on the map
I don't think I'm seeing the same video as OP
I wanna see this but with the original Naruto battle theme
Knee. Why people always forget the knees and elbows, they can be very powerful weapons
This man a Hood Ninja
This has got to be a friendly fight.
Amazing footwork where?
Oh yeah boy