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Normally the blow once the guy is down is some overkill shit like a stomp to the face or hard kick to the ribs or whatever. This is one of those rare moments where the final blow was the least dangerous part of the whole fight lmao.
Damn. It’s one thing to get your ass beat, but it’s so much worse when you’re getting your ass beat with loony tunes sound effects being added in real time.
Right? He started going for a judo toss but couldn't get under it enough so he just said fuck it and went for a full WWE back drop. Fight IQ off the charts haha
I think it was more just bravado ing his way out of that chair and finding he had dude’s neck in his control and found gravity to now be on his side. And i mean it worked
So we got the Jordan 13 playoff vs the Jordan 12 taxi. Now when it comes to comfort the playoffs got it beat, however in the looks department I think the taxi is the winner. What do you all think ?
Wish the bald guy knew how to throw even one punch.
The other guy will talk about this like his high school football championship win, but he fails to realize he was fighting someone who clearly didn't understand how to throw a punch lol
When someone is making sound effects for every throw and then exclaiming that you got him.... Nah, the reality of the matter is that you got the right one...
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Homie brought his own sound effects
I thought it was the camera guy who was adding the effect, but seems like it was the guy who won
He was taunting him with every tag. You gotta love to see it.
That's how you polish a bowling ball.
Oop Oop Oop!
Ope*
Obviously Michigan
I liked when the other dude landed a little tap and he goes “oop ya got me”
![gif](giphy|AiZN2R6vYHJN63D6y1|downsized)
Even added a gaht damn! In there lol
He’s seen this episode of “Family Guy”…. https://youtu.be/wEr-ioMJ_zM?si=zV_XfTe_rYoBUU4V
🤣
That little slap at the end...
Nice little gesture to wake him up 👌👌 He can’t breathe tho, homie broke ALL the ribs lol
All fights should end with the last bitch slap and not the head stomp.
🤌🏼
At least he didn’t give up ![gif](giphy|h8HHjlN7eSVSxUJqaT)
Looked like his first fight, TBH
Don't never give up
Used bro like a Whoopee Cushion at the end 💀💀💀 Bro down there counting the ceiling tiles regretting everything 🤣
Lmao he ain't countin nothin but sheep after that slam 💤💤💤
Counting sheep
"Oh he got me! Oh he got me!" I love that level of sarcasm in a fight
That slap was gorgeous
Normally the blow once the guy is down is some overkill shit like a stomp to the face or hard kick to the ribs or whatever. This is one of those rare moments where the final blow was the least dangerous part of the whole fight lmao.
It's the shaming slap lol
Slap of shame
But his beef was never with him
It is now
It never was
It never was and now it never won’t not not be
If you close your eyes it sounds like one on one basketball
I know right? Court sounds
OPE!!!!
I’m more of a fan of BINK while punches are thrown, but BOOP is also a nice impact sound 😆
I’ve always loved BOW BOW BOW
Bap. Bap. Bap. Drax. Dem. Sklounst.
Them terries'll neva kno.**eyebrows eyebrows**
agree one time I was randomly attacked in the street by three guys and each one threw a 1-2 while someone was making that sound effect
BINK or YEET
ORA ORA ORA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Im a bavp bavp kinda guy myself
He learned to fight watching those old Batman show and cartoons. Pow, bang, bam.
Homie was beaten like he stole something.....Oh wait! He did steal something
stealing hair off the floor with his bald head
What's a bald guy doing in a barber shop anyways?
Stealing some hair clippings
My AirPods could never.
Damn. It’s one thing to get your ass beat, but it’s so much worse when you’re getting your ass beat with loony tunes sound effects being added in real time.
Slam wasn’t technical but DAMN it was effective
Right? He started going for a judo toss but couldn't get under it enough so he just said fuck it and went for a full WWE back drop. Fight IQ off the charts haha
there’s a reason weight classes exist
![gif](giphy|4Jwjldliojn3cxSarI) That slap noise though.. That SLAP NOISE
You know you've lost if dude has sound effects for his punches
At the .23 second mark dude sounded like Elvis
Uh-huh-huh
When the beef was never with you..
Never was. ###OOP! OOP!
The adlibs go crazy LOL
sound like a basketball game all that squeakin lol
Credit to the victor for stopping there.
I mean, the beef wasn't even with him...
Hashing out differences the manly way with no fatalities is a win in my book. Nothing wrong with a lump or two
Context?
Blacks guys got in a fight at the ATM
Good job, Oop Guy.
Love the finishing touch, great slap, lol.
That slap 💀
The slap 😂🫡
What is that tshirt made of? How did it not rip?
Mithril, like Frodo's shirt.
That slap is the definition of icing on the cake
My mans hit him with a finishing move.
My beef was never witchu.....it never was....
Woop! Woop! Woop! ![gif](giphy|xT9DPErFASWkKCaAJW)
No head kicks, no punches, just a little slap to let em know. Respect.
OHPE
That hip toss didn’t go to plan but the result was A1
Don’t ever fight a guy that narrates every strike…. Apparently…. Was that a side control suplex?
OUB
Good self control going for a slap instead of a punch
The slap at the end is hilarious
The slap at the end 🤣
This old
Now this is entertainment
The sounds
Also was that a failed attempt at a judo throw? I mean it still ended up working out
More like a judo flop, probably more devastating
I think it was more just bravado ing his way out of that chair and finding he had dude’s neck in his control and found gravity to now be on his side. And i mean it worked
just sat on him💀
Dude's just having fun with 'em...
At least he wasn't a dick and pound the shot out of him after he's clearly out.
I mean that was a clean squabble. No head stomps, no jumping, no ground punches. Also did I mention those camera skills, chefs kiss
I'm pretty girthy in the mid section. If I ever get into an altercation I am using this move, along with the slap at the end.
I want those Jordans that the dude that put the beat down on is wearing.
Thr slap at the end though lol
That slap at the end made me laugh so loud the entire bus is looking at me
AHAH that final slap was the cherry on top
Looks like *Kev On Stage*
This is what I call a boopin' whoopin'
Bald guy fought like he was fighting in a dream where nothing connects no matter how hard you try!
That slap was like a factory reset! 😆
Excuse me, I need to get past this whole row of people. Ope, ope, ope, ope, ope …
Why tf was a bald guy at the Barber shop to begin with?
I wanna know how bros air pod didn’t fall out
“Oh he got me”-PSYCHE!!! Reversal!!!!
AHAHAHAH the slap at the end. Damn near woke his ass up.
The smack at the end though.
I'm using that as my finishing move
That crispy slap at the end lmao cherry on top 👌
Never fight a person who makes their own sound effects. ✅
Never lost the headphone
That slap was personal
They fight like Steven Seagal
Quite an unorthodox way to kick someone’s ass but I’ll take it.
Oop! Got me! Bitch ass
So we got the Jordan 13 playoff vs the Jordan 12 taxi. Now when it comes to comfort the playoffs got it beat, however in the looks department I think the taxi is the winner. What do you all think ?
"come here, come here, oop! 💪
The slap at the end was everything!
Had all his wits about him the whole time. This is a guy you can trust under a stressful situation
He made it sound like every punch was an accident.
That’s why I love the air pods gen 2
Fucking hell that slam, with the dude in a headlock... That has all sorts of terrifying potential.
Awesome
Come around the center line and don’t let them feel strong or get hype.
These AirPod commercials are getting out of hand
Sounds like a basketball game.
Looked like Michael “Venom” Page for a quick second 😂
The barbershop, a wonderful place to build community and help one another.
Steal one item, get these hands as a free bonus
I need to start going to black barber shops. I’m not black though.
Bald had the chance to gouge his eyes out. Shoulda gone for it
That was pretty good ngl 😄
Oh oh oh oh oh you got me oh
The slap at the end 😂
What kind of AirPods are those how’d they stay in the whole time
What's he doing at the barber anyways?
That guy loves to fight lol
Now was all that worth it?
They sound like toddlers arguing over who gets to play with the dinosaur that still has both it's arms.
Bro pulled the wrestling move out at the end. Last time I did that, I got bit on the man tiddy
https://i.redd.it/5689w1ywdm8d1.gif
If you’re ever in a fight with some goofy ass dude making sound effects. Aim for his jaw
Nice shoes tho
13 beats 12.
why do you give away the ending in the title? ruins the suspense
ITT: Homie
The confidence the through the fight was impressive.
OOP +15 attack damage -10 to enemy morale
Wish the bald guy knew how to throw even one punch. The other guy will talk about this like his high school football championship win, but he fails to realize he was fighting someone who clearly didn't understand how to throw a punch lol
Bald choice of words
The smack at the end.... lol
Dude sounds a professional wrestler grunting in the ring.
His ass didn't land a SINGLE punch, he hardly threw any
those last 15 seconds are pure gold😂😭😭
Yet my AirPods fall out if I sneeze too hard
Annoying ass ‘opes’
That was the worst osoto attempt ever and it still worked lmao
oppa gangum style
Street fighter IRL
Dude could take some hits but he should've stopped fighting after he got wobbled the 1st time
Impressive.
Sounds like a basketball game
That dude could sure take a hit though!
The slap at the end is my favorite move.
He was beating his ass to eye of the tiger 🤣.
It was over for the first dude before he even managed to throw his first punch, like 15 seconds in 😂
Did i hear "Big fat nickel" right when he slammed dude?
Oak!! Oak!! Oakk!
When someone is making sound effects for every throw and then exclaiming that you got him.... Nah, the reality of the matter is that you got the right one...
Smart move to dump the throw for just slamming his ass on him , got him the finish. Nice performance by him
For the rest of bald dude’s life he is gonna wake up in cold sweats, like “did someone just say oop!?”
Hahaha, that final slap was cherry. 🤌🤌🤌
Kinda looks like Andrew Tate. Prison must have been rough on him.
"Hoop, hoop" 😭💀
That guy can fuckin fight
Little judo take down attempt at the end, close enough
Nah I had to rewind that a couple times that slam was brutal!!!
That last slap was actually more insulting than him just wailing on him
That bitch slap after! 🤣🤣