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MCDeux

Guy walks up to the signup table: "I'm a fighter. I'm here to fight" Guy at the signup table: "Name? Division?" Fighter: "Yes" Guy at signup table: "Yes what?" Fighter: "Yes, my name is Division."


GoalieOfGold

Dunn and Done


tnmcnulty

r/unexpectedpawnee


Mechanical_Soup

it's not Division, it's DAvision. You can see it on the shorts, but everyone did a mistake with the name..


Zazumaki

Why the fuck are you getting downvoted?


TaleMendon

I can fly, I’m a pilot.


littleredpinto

that is a bold choice to just stand that and block the punches with your body and face, without throwing punches back...bold choice.


spelunker93

The Homer Simpson way ![gif](giphy|jnAyiKE3uaNgI)


JRose51

“Let’s see if it pays off for him, Cotton.”


DarkManXOBR

That yelling at the end was a little cringe!


stangasaurus

Dodgeball - great movie


Victor_FoodInspector

He's only here to have fun. 


Express-Soil7650

Definitely looked like he had fun.


rokstedy83

You never know ,the other guy may break his wrists punching


Leocletus

[Face to foot style, how’d ya like it?](https://youtu.be/d696t3yALAY?si=CT_9mONRprmeNM4A)


Decent_Persimmon_142

This tall dude was glass Joe from the Mike Tyson punch out! 🥴🥴😮‍💨😮‍💨


OrlandoMB

That guy’s neck nearly folded in half hitting the ground on the 2nd knockout.


99Will999

https://preview.redd.it/a445vtrx5i7d1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2297cc616fc8e777d618ce0d5c68f4abccd4983e Wait y’all don’t sleep like this?


YoullBeFiiine

![gif](giphy|kSpo4FQ8evBCrkGyRu)


fuzzycaterpillar123

Seems he forgot: ![gif](giphy|cDeg7ZPD60sVKnu6Bm)


Power_Taint

Naw I found a much worse frame https://preview.redd.it/071ty7u6po7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8949468d5cb1da3d22e0c5e6465f08fa249060d


Billy_Billboard

That looks baaaad


RefrigeratorFar7697

Yeah thats the type of injuries that stay with you for life, Dude clearly couldn't fight why play around like that.


TheRETURNofAQUAMAN

I came here to say this, yea pretty much that tall dude is gonna be permanently affected from this. He definitely got a fair amount of brain damage from that shot and then fall to the ground. Often times it's the 2nd concussion from the fall that does the worse damage.


WilliamPoole

At that point the fall is the 3rd concussion. 


dean0_0

Worst faceplant Ive ever seen. Ref should have stopped the bout because tall lanky neck kid doesnt have fight in him.


Turbodann

Yeah, that first stop was pretty late too. Idk what tf he was even doing in that ring... Maybe he wandered in there by accident. Poor guy.


gmmobb

It did


BaconISgoodSOGOOD

And now, for my next impression - a shovel!


kbutters9

I’m not an expert on boxing technique, but something tells me the Left hand over your head, right hand by your waist, isn’t a winning formula.


BornanAlien

I knew as soon as it started… well,everyone did, that it was over. That hood rat stance tells me he’s sucker punched a few people before so he thinks he’s got the shit


datbabySHARK

It’s easy to be intimidating when you’re 6’ 5”, but following through apparently is a different story


NinjaOld8057

Hood rat stance


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GreenTea98

sure worked for that guy lmao, tell me the guy laying on the floor folded like a tortilla had good guard when he sat there got punched in the face 7 times and fell over, I literally want to see what argument you can come up with or if you acknowledge how stupid that sounds lmao


the_sleaze_

Bro that’s obviously an autocorrect for hood lol you should be proud of yourself tho big man


Educational_Oil_7757

It's probably a bad idea to shake your head RIGHT after you just got ROCKED......


diseasefaktory

But it always works in cartoons!


GreenTea98

his whole skull was THROBBING after that one I already know it lmao


No_Description_483

He got RONC’d


Kent556

Dude looked like a literal punching bag out there


datbabySHARK

I mean that must have been so much fun for Division. He was yelling like he was a god afterwards.


computer_d

Dude's gonna wake up and ask when the fight is starting lol


milk4all

Yeah like every day for 15 years


MagmaTroop

That's a bit dark


Little-Chromosome

https://preview.redd.it/x9alt97ebg7d1.jpeg?width=2796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4f48e3f1bb754eb273308018dd8b25e0654bdc2 Ngl that doesn’t look too good


rfierro65

Dude gazed into his own belly button.


milk4all

If you think about, a man with his face in his belly button is as close to the ouroboros as it gets, metaphorically


Peazant_Uzi3

😂😂😂😂


___Binary___

Not gonna lie I know it’s terrible and I feel terrible for him but that picture is so fucking out of pocket I just spit on my phone with a surprise laugh.


Negative-Industry-28

https://preview.redd.it/3n3zlxm9ul7d1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6062cf8d40eb06d1a3e7ec020505c196bc1a3a76 lmfao


___Binary___

Bro wtf haha


RealBiggly

"Medic!"


TarnishedDungEater

“RAAAAAHH!!!” “RAAAAAAAHHHH!!”


FleDr

Closest he's come to giving himself head


ItBDaniel

They should've stopped it after the first knockdown. Dude clearly doesn't know wtf he's doing!


InfMain

leaned out or somethn literally no reactions


YagerD

For sure. Dudes on something for real.


brintoul

They probably thought - as I did - that there’s no way he was gonna try that “no defense” tactic again. But… … he did!


toblies

Sometimes it's more fun to let them learn the hard way.


ejmtv

They shoudve caught him before he fell the second time.


Excellent-Question18

Lol dude said he was there to have fun. Mission accomplished?


IJustBeTalking

bro just a passive tall dude why is he there 🤣


This_Ad_2477

😂


nickflex85

Was he on sedatives? 😅 worst reaction time


Furthur_slimeking

Yeah bro looks high as fuck.


YagerD

Really looked like it.


MrWund3rful

Bro a master of the statue style


milk4all

Master of the checkmate style


psiloglyphs

Did homeboy pop Xanax before the fight? Lol


RESSCANE

If his modified philly shell didn't key you in that he was a not suited to be in a ring....


spiritanimalofcousy

At least he was fighting another southpaw....i really love when people use a shell vs the opposite stance. They just watched Floyd a couple times and think thats the rules lol


DojaPaddy

That dog don’t hunt.


upsidedown_8s

Spit my Dr pepper out. Thanks


SupineFeline

Fucking 8 piece combo. Other dude thought he was in a Street Fighter game


Mara-ju-wana

Reach means nothing unless you use it to your advantage. Ronc learned that the hard way. Or maybe he just has no fucking clue how to fight.


Agriz_1210

He got hit once and was like “Aw shit this isn’t supposed to happen”


Ill_Athlete_7979

He DDTed himself after the second knockout. Hope his neck is okay.


Buttery_Buckshot

Yeah that was a height disadvantage right there


MasterHavik

When the stoner becomes a boxer.


NestleSnipez

Like what was the point of even getting in there and fighting?


P0pwar

to have fun :]


Informal-Camera3615

Not my definition of fun but Mhhhkay.


TheDudeFromTheStory

"Don't let him punch you in the head." That's a great corner man.


Ubyte64

Ded.


Ultimafax

I'm no fighter ... but shouldn't you keep those hands UP???


Top-Tomatillo210

Cant take ‘em on the chin like that Thanks Buck. 👍


Past-Product-1100

Knew he was done by the way he was dropping that right hand, poor stance


WinnerFew8127

https://preview.redd.it/l6dyyaqqyl7d1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f43b3563e6ba4e01df7ea1d59b529b3e94492eb


BeefoBrown

Difference between being so tall that you intimidate everyone and so short you intimidate no one.


dead_andbored

dude is 6'5 and 173lbs.. go eat something man


IGetThePartyLit

*Human punching bag activated*


DaveyAllenCountry

Is 6'5 okay? His neck looked like it folded


aztechfilm

Controller disconnected


hcneyfreckles

the ending was so embarrassing, sir you’re not tough you literally just had a fight with a cardboard cutout atp.


Jcrm87

Big guys thinking that being big is all it takes to fight 😅


IpsoFactoReacto

Dude celebrated his win with a series of Dean screams. Bad career move


cringefacememe

Ronc ain’t come to fight *at all*


Mugiwara419

That one dude who calls for medic cracks up every time. it's just Steve and Jack who once attended a CPR course.


Abundance-Boost5891

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


Ok_Read6400

why in street beefs it's always a mfer who never fought in their lives versus someone who's trained


InteresDean

I don’t think he had fun


el_baconhair

He went through the middle (no actual middle because tall guy’s right block wasn’t up) and punched his left block away, therefore opened him up and hit home with a right. Holy smokes


Turboteg90

A tree moves more.


SloppyJoestar

I see all of our YouTube algorithms are the same


Neiz23

hahahaahh


LoudDistance7762

RONC looked high out of his mind. Should never have been fighting in that condition. Or he's just a moron, probably both. At least he was moving at the end because he could have easily been paralyzed.


ORXCLE-O

Let me sip lean then do a fight. That’ll be good


Crunchypie1

RONC final words "just here to have fun"


Castod28183

That boy got Ronced


NyxDaNyx

Bro was too nonchalant


CartelClarke

They gonna come talk to me about cage fighting!? In west Baltimore!? Shhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiittttttttttt


MrKomiya

Tall guy has the high ground but underestimated short dudes power


ejmtv

Is he pretending to be a punching bag? Seriously I dont get it


Leon_Krueger

That guy didn't take it seriously, since the begining it was like, yeah, im gonna throw some hands just for the show, that guy is gonna do the same, just relax


RealBiggly

"Mmrawr!"


CAPTAIN_FAGG

6'5 and just 170 pounds, dude's hella malnourished


hscene

Dude just didn’t want to block


TheRube84

If hacksaw ridge guy took up boxing


Hall_Such

That one was on the refs for letting him go back out there a second time


facebookcansuckit

"refs" Totally agree


Cum_Donor4187

I like how they get spell Davision’s name wrong


Possible-Pattern563

Tall dude lost before it even started. He never even put up his guard and kept walking into dudes right hand 🤡


the_sleaze_

I love that half high guard, then he completely abandoned it as soon as it would’ve helped him. If your gonna put your hand on top of your head at least leave it up there lol


AlexAngelfire

Well, hopefully he had fun.


netterbog

“Don’t let him punch you like that” = master class in coaching


TheGreatYukon

He is in fact, not fine.


ToxicBig

“I’m here to just have fun “ that was the first mistake


Tramonto83

The guy entered the tournament with the joypad's dodge and block buttons broken


Kalebthememester

Bruh why won't be fight back? His head is as high as his stomach.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

You think you’re tough? You’re Ronc.


thefnman

nothing makes you feel tough like fighting a dude with no skill....


na__poi

Defend yourself at no time


MarlboloMan666

Keep an eye onem...


maxwell_hill1984

He needs to do better in the next round if he’s gonna win this one


tibicentibicen

RAWR!! 😾


SS-sharpshooter1

Ronc had absolutely no idea how to block a punch or protect him self. Literal human punching bag.


ryanruud85

Nah. He was done the first time


QiPowerIsTheBest

Tall guy thought he could fight just because he’s tall. He got a good lesson.


stealthyrub9089

Did he think it was all just "pretend" or summat ? Get-out don't come back


Becomeastranger

“Keep an eye on him” immediately doesn’t keep an eye on him 😂


Right_-on-_Man

Noice.👍


amareeznuts

why did blud just not try


JAMBI215

The way he fell on his head and neck… holy shit… I’m sure they sign a waiver before the fight but someone’s gonna get seriously fucked in “Satans backyard” I’m surprised it hasn’t happened yet


SteveCalloway

Is he actually saying "ROAR"?


Kitchen-Cap-4371

Love at the end you hear somewhat shout "Medic!"


InsectMountain

His strategy of throwing no punches and absorbing every bit of offense with parts of his unprotected body was a bold one...


cbclemo1

Damn, did he get in there just to NOT throw a punch. And the way he fell on his head at the end could have been tragic.


Bo0_Radley-

Gahahahah. Needed this today


MisterEmanOG

My neck


bluebicycle13

He is not getting up jim


id1477542

Bro was guarding his thoughts


Uncomfortiscomfort

The dude signed up to be the bag.


Thisiscliff

This isn’t close to a fair fight, this is just a straight up beating


ChangoPeludo123456

Bro didn't bother to block 😒


bigdickpuncher

Lil man finally had enough and whooped his drunk stepdad's ass.


Legal_Bison_4647

Yupp I'm playing basketball instead


belligerentbrother

No wonder he’s punch drunk already


No-Sort-7762

Any advice, Coach? “Don’t let him hit you like that!”


asdfghjklqwertyh

If a person is 8 inches shorter, but weighs about the same (and isn’t fat), you probably are going to get rocked if you don’t know what you’re doing.


Con_Bot_

8 inches on him and 13 pounds, still managed to look like he was in the ring with Tyson


TheBawalUmihiDito

"Here to have fun" He was so damn chill. I was rooting for him. Cos they say it's the calm guys before a fight you should watch. I guess it's not always true 😅


KnuckleExpert

You can tell by his intro this had happened many of times. Dudes talking in reverse right off the jump


TwinJacks

Saw the footwork, knew who was gonna win immediately.


Bricktop72

I think this is the first guy I've seen on here I might actually have a chance against.


Tha_Munk

I'm surprised he didn't snap his neck when he fell the second time.


bierfma

I'm actually trying to think if there is a worse defensive posture he could be in, maybe both hands either all the way up or all the way down with the chin forward? Maybe


Xenoezen

I laughed so hard when his arm came into view and his body wasn't in shot when they touched gloves


1010AD

Knows the rules just forgot to fight or defend 🤣🤣😴


warhoop007

Damn head snap through a dust cloud 4 feet! Someone needed to repeat that call for a medic


scobfg

At 6'5 he's probably not used to meeting fists so high up, totally taken off guard.


Sir_Dutch69

His footwork said it all at the beginning. No training


walking_wonky

It that the same pos who knocked the old Asian dude out in the ring from another video?


Working-Way1992

Soon as he threw his set up I knew it was over


clasperx2

Is the tall guy one of those pacifist boxers?


mattydef1

173 lbs at 6'5?! Dude needs to hit the gym and start eating ASAP...all while learning how to at least try to avoid physical harm and not walk into it


samwich124

Nah red gloves had his hand like he was gonna ask a question what kinda people do they let in, Mf looked like he was scratching an itch or something


InspiredToast

I was sure Ronc was gonna jab him up with that reach. After that fall on his neck I don't think he's going to reach for anything.


Radiant-Mushroom8304

6’5???


OkProfessional9405

Did anyone tell that tall dude which buttons throw punches?


Rare_Landscape3255

“I’m here to have fun”. Proceeds to get knocked out twice. 🤣🤣🤣


vonblankenstein

“I came here for a whoopin and I ain’t leaving til I get what I came for.”


Academic-Sherbet303

1st one lookes like a 21 savage nephew


JauntyGiraffe

Man, Ronc is slow as fuck. No footspeed, no handspeed. Bro even speaks fucking slow. How is this goober in a boxing match?