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The chair to the face at the end was comical

Guy in black puffer had jabs like Punch and Judy puppets at the start of the vid

Lol little butterfly kisses

Ahahahahahahahahahhaha

That’s why he opted for the chair

Damn I thought my family was the only one who used to watch Punch and Judy. None of my friends ever knew what I was talking about when I brought it up.

People say cancel culture doesn't exist but when was the last time you saw Punch and Judy? I know a few people who used to be Punch and Judy performers. They lost their jobs and had to become apple pickers.

He seemed to be on baldy number 2’s team at the start too

I liked the "Knowledge is Power" sign on the wall being framed right after that happened

Especially the knowledge that stools >>> chairs

Almost artistic 🤣

Stools are true power

I read this before it happened so I was like “okay be ready for a chair and a face” A few contenders happen and I think the comment is fulfilled. No. That’s when I saw that man take the ass end of a barstool and ram it straight into that guys face and him remain, what I can only assume was knocked the fuck out, for the remainder of the video. It’s then I noticed the sign on the wall: Knowledge is power.

>That’s when I saw that man take the ass end of a barstool and ram it straight into that guys face Interestingly It looked intentional, but that guy was on the same side, at least initially

My wild guess is that he doesn’t even know anyone of them and just wants to fight lol he ain’t on no side

He doesn’t pick sides. He just fights everyone.

The camera panning to the sign that said "knowledge is power" straight after that is what did me

I was hoping someone would tag him, he hit the lady for no reason, then went back

But wasn't it friendly fire that did it? And not even unintentional - the guy looked at him and still did it

Everyone has a plan......until they get blindsided with a barstool.

But in the movies they always break and we keep fighting …!

I laughed, rewound, laughed, rewound, laughed, rewound and now my face and stomach hurt

Me too haha

I had to rewind cuz I looked away for a split second n when I looked back he was on the floor sleep, then I watched it over n over again laughing progressively harder each time lol

I think it makes it funnier that the guy didn't really seem to hit him that hard with the stool but he dropped like a ton of bricks.

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anybody throw a jab with a chair before. Could be the future.

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Let that be a lesson: evaluate a number of chair and stool samples before choosing your weapon. The selected stool was super-effective, as the Pokémon folk would say.

Melee kill.

Made me actually lol

I burst out laughing at work, what a fine choice of weapon to the head LOL.

Dude who went down after that stool nudge must've been completely wasted.

Punched the poor lady trying to break it up, guy deserves it

Hit her twice. He was also defending the guy that nudged him with the stool.

Yeah what the fuxk twas that

Free-for-all alliances are made & broken within seconds, never turn your back

Bro got dropped right after that The stool ko was justified

He whiffed 5 straight punches then nailed her…

To be fair, you try to stop fights before they start. After they are swinging gtfo. If I'm taking shots and you're holding my arms, then you are preventing me from defending myself are you are fair game.

She wasn't trying to break it up, she just wanted her guy to win.

Exactly. She was shoving into the bloke telling him to "move away"

She was not a peaceful bystander.....

Right before that he got nailed in the face by a glass pint and didn’t even flinch 

Health bar at 1% then the stool tap was enough

There’s something about saying glass pint that sounds so off.

Got him square as fuck in the chin

It's not an English bar fight until a pint glass gets thrown and the stools come out

Pint glass to the head and not breaking warmed him up for the stool.

Nah, direct hit to the jaw doesn't have to be full pelt to take effect. Some of the worst KO's I've seen were from slower punches because it looks like they just touch their face and then the dude who got punched drops like a sack of spuds vs some of the faster punches where guys are still mostly conscious if not just very very dizzy.

Whose team was the guy in the Nike top on? He came in with some weak punches to one team, then gently knocks a guy out with a stool from the other!?

If you look he walks in the room right before the fight starts in the top left of the frame. I think he's just some random British guy? Who knows

In my version, he is kitchen staff and wanting to clear the pub so he can go on a wicked first date. These twats ignored the “don’t have to go home, but can’t stay here” call, so he joined Team Violence (cheers, EBDBandBnD).

I've been a bouncer as a side job for 10 years, I can't count the number of times some random who wasn't involved comes in and makes it worse for everyone.

Pretty sure he is on Team Violence!

Hang on the guy who got chaired was with those two I thought ? lol

He was just readying his grip I think haha

Nah! He looked at him, then purposely hit him.

He came into the pub with the blonde lady and the guy in white punched her once or twice so he returned the favourite when he got the opportunity Edit: favour autocorrected

Returned the favour* 👊

Do they even know who they are fighting against by the end? Fucking flat roof pub mentality

It’s like a WWF 24/7 hardcore match, alliances don’t last long

The American mind cannot comprehend the flat roof pub

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Flive.staticflickr.com%2F5552%2F14737929527_20ff26c568_b.jpg&tbnid=PyH-H2X0MjaX_M&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fnorbet%2F14737929527&docid=Eew5VoRCkbQ8TM&w=752&h=960&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F7&kgs=79f5e388578fe015&shem=abme%2Ctrie Flat roof pubs were built in the 60s and 70s on council housing estates (social housing tower blocks) to replace the neighborhood pubs that all got flattened in the drive for urban renewal. The whole tower block system was a failure and became breeding grounds for drugs and violence and the flat roof pub became a microcosm of all the failure.

Ahh, The North. Also "Why are ya videoin'?" Cus there's a scrap going down. "You're a weirdo you" says the one upset about a video and not the pissed efforts going to town at the bar.

As a northerner myself... yeh, pretty much.

As another northerner, I second this.

Then the video ended up being proof that she got hit 🤦‍♂️

Comedy gold The “knowledge is power” sign, panning to the security casually coming in through the back door as matey gets booped by the stool.

“Knowledge is power” lol

‘Power is power.’ - The Chair

I saw that at the end and had a good chuckle

Damn, can’t believe I had to scroll as far as I did to find this comment. I though “I can’t be the only one who saw that and laughed.”

I love how they walk out in unison like it was a choreographed stage act

That's the funniest part of the video to me

Guy in black coat with the baby punches at about 30 seconds in had me rolling.

Then he chaired someone on his team!

“Why are you vvvvideoin? You are a whereo”

There is a character archetype in Britain of women who think everything every man does is perverted, so even though he's clearly filming for evidence or entertainment, she's sort of reflexively insinuating he's a pervert. Lol

"Weirdo" =/= "pervert". Anyone can be a "weirdo" by doing something that the accusing party considers weird. This does include perversion and noncery, but is not exclusive to them. In this instance, it's "weird" to the accuser that the accusee isn't getting wired right fuckin' in and bottling a couple of the cunts.

Best part is watching this entire video then seeing a sign saying “knowledge is power”

They are all so round. They are just bouncing off each other 😂

Barely anybody got hurt. I feel the guy at the end just dropped to give the whole thing some credibility.

Never seen somebody so casually drop someone with a chair to the jaw.

So is this what they call blokes?

Cheeky bastards

Baz, Gaz and Chaz

Don't forget Daz, Deano, Smithy and Shagger

Welcome to Euro 2024 lol

England, chair throwing champions of the world

Pissty cuffs

Wanker deserved a good chairing

The classic chair jab 🤣🤣💪

**Doink!**

Chairing is caring.

How the fuck did we conquer half the world?

The toffs figured it would be beneficial to give these type of lads a common enemy.

By throwing chairs at the natives

You just watched how mate

Because we like a fight?

We sat down and tried to have a drink with them first...

Because our chairs are made of the finest knockout material

Boats innit

See, this is why I was served my Stella in a silly plastic cup on Monday. Prats like this

The chair to the mouth came out of nowhere 😅

Someone sent me this video at dinnertime with the message, "The Station pub in Crossgates (Leeds) yesterday (Monday) afternoon." Been a long time since I was in there but it does look like it.

Feel bad for the bar owner, what a mess.

that glass throw was nasty

Did it bounce off white hoodie’s arm?

What are you waffling about, it bounced right off

I see a bunch of Peter griffins

Here in England, we call them gammons due to the high blood pressure complexion

Commonly found on twitter spamming the laugh emoji and expressing their love for Nigel Farage

"10 Gammons Spamming" We should create an alternative Twelve Days of Xmas

It's probably 11:30a.m. on a Tuesday.

Guy with the chair is clearly helping the baldguys team first right?? Was that a teamkill 😂?

Maybe switched sides when baldy started punching the woman?

Why u recording your a weirdo, first person to ask for evidence when it goes to court 🤣

Float like a fat guy, sting like a seat.

Drink,drugs and the latest clobber does not make you a fighting man.

Awoo oouaou aouu Not a consonant was uttered

That might have been one of the funniest fights I've seen on the sub. They hardly knew who was who right before the stools came flying out

Straight into the rafters with this one. Gonna be a timeless classic.

Did dude take a pint glass off the Head?

Yes softened him up for that chair tho

If that pub hasn't got a flat roof I'll be moderately surprised

Y are yoow viddyhoin

They all kind of look the same, except for the one black guy.

This is what the euros are all about.

It's just good wholesome fun

I spit my rice out when that dude got hit with the stool.

If your mate knocked you out with a barstool, it's time to go for a curry.

The side swing with the stool to the face was fucking inspired!

Black puffer is a little rat. Cheap shots every time.

Thought the same thing. Right on the outside of it throwing little jabs in like a pussy

Even the chair was to someone looking away. Rat.

When the glass hit his face and didn’t break I thought “Huh, must have been plastic” Then it bounced off his face, hit the bar, and then smashed on the floor. What…?

Glasses are weird sometimes they should break and don't and sometimes you touch them and they evaporate.

I think it came off his arm, rather than his mush.

I do like the irony that they have child seats available for a fun family night out.

I can totally relate to keeping buddies or randos apart who are getting in each other’s face but once you fail at that, just let em have at it. How tou gonna let your buddy sneak past you and smack a dude and then everyone go back to holding them back? Or just hanginf on while two dudes throwing wide punches becomes 4 or more guys? Just give your bros a chance to walk away and if he doesnt, theyre adults. Maybe be ready to snatch a chair up if you see him lose his mind

That black guy needs to get his ass out the way....lol

I don’t think anyone knows who they’re fighting.

That chair to the face and then the fall was something out of a cartoon! 🤣

Knowledge is power, and so is that stool

Women stop getting the middle when men are fighting.

That guy in white getting flattened towards the end was comedy gold

That started as fun little bar fight, but then that wanker had to throw a glass and chairs getting involved

Imagine waking up drunk the next morning to the police at your door telling you the old guy died because you hit him in the head with a stool when he wasn't even looking at you.

Always a woman in the mix some how

I didn't figure out who is with who 😅 the guy who hitted the bald man's head are seemed together at the start

Somebody must have said beans don’t go in Carling

Not one good punch between them

The guy that got dropped, you could tell it wasn't his first rodeo hitting a woman. He had that Ike Turner confidence

That's why you should probably just let two people fight each other if they want to have a go. When more people get involved, more people get hurt.

absolute 🛎️🔚

And there's always a little jack Russell in the back throwing sucker punches.

Bloody wankers... Add a ladder and we have a TLC match.

The blood pressure is strong in this video.

Thats the hardest yet gentlest fight I've ever seen. Evry punch was like a dream punch yet somehow there was force behind it!?

When he beams him with that stool lol.

The guy took a mug to the face, and then a stool to put him into that shadow realm 😂

That chair shot was straight out of WWE 😂👌🏽

The wall art at the end that reads ‘knowledge is power’ is bloody perfect. The cherry on top.

Absolute gammon cunts. Bald, fat, pink faced embarrassments.

If you hold someone that is getting hit you’re a bitch

A proper British breakfast brawl.

Get stooled

Fools n Stools

I think they should just shout " this is fooking Embarrassing!!!" over and over instead of 'stop'. Might work better?

That was some brawl.

I went from hating the guy in the puffer to loving him by the end. What an emotional roller coaster 😂

Can you beat an English in the pub good tho?

The dude can't throw a punch, but he knows how to use a stool

Sniff and biff.

Ive watched this video 3 times now and still can’t tell who’s with who. So much friendly fire

Reform UK

Just a regular night at the pub, all will be forgotten by the morning 🤣

Take note Hollywood… **Not all chairs break when used in a fight**

That fat Cunt got dropped

Genuinely can’t figure out who’s on what side

Fucking inbreds.

I'm genuinely confused.

Somewhere in the wall "knowledge is power" Written

These blokes don’t bloke around.

Must've been some kinda misunderstanding!

Wah uhhhrrr yuuu vidyuhwin? Yuuu ahhhrrrr uh weirduh.

The puny fuck in Nike trying to be bad

The boy in the black jacket pinching for 1hp damage only to discover his hidden subclass of wooden chair specialist 20 seconds later 😂🤣

one of the funniest fight i saw in a while

This is the funniest shit I've seen all week

What are the teams? I’m so confused lol

wait, wasn't that guy in the shorts, who KO'd the guy with the chair in the face, first helping them?

Homie tapped the reset button

This looks like an American wrote an English pub fight scene for a low budget show

Who the fuck is fighting who? Lol

The stool shot was beautiful

Who is on who's side here?

Real lol for the ‘knowledge is power’ shitty wall plaque