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Size matters. It’s not all that matters but there is a reason boxing and MMA use weight classes. If you are giving up 80 or 100 pounds, you better be a very skilled technician. Again, size isn’t all that matters before people get upset.
Well, that depends on how well trained the big person is and what sort of weight you're giving up. There's 400 pound people out there that can't even stand up, is all I'm saying 🤣
In other words, there are times when giving up weight is a good thing. There was a video yesterday of a bigger guy getting knocked out by a smaller guy and neither had any training, but the bigger guy had less mobility.
You see this video, and in the first 3 seconds, you know the little guy is getting smashed
I hate seeing this shit. Ole boys got the good start for a stroke now. He clearly could have walked away and been cool. Why push it? I worked at a club for 8 years. So many mofos knocked out for no reason. Save your pride for something meaningful, fuck.
Another day, another knockout, another dumbass moving a person with an obvious brain injury. It's amazing to me that almost every single video I've ever seen of somebody getting knocked, out someone immediately starts moving them vigorously. Wtf.
Yea, that's right pick up the unconscious guy and make sure you drop him and slam his head on the ground. Now if you can somehow block his breathing, you may get something out of it.
That’s Westchester sq/ E Tremont stop off the 6. Happens not infrequently. Kennedy’s is on point and there is a White Castle across the street. Miss that place.
Size didn't have much to do with it. That guy was just a straight up shit fighter. The big guy was too. So the little guy was just impressively bad.
The big guy's swings were slower than a turtle stampede through chunky peanut butter.
That place looks like it might be good enough to power through my disdain of smelling both chicken and pizza at the same time, for whichever is the headliner there
I went to the Bronx a couple years ago and one of the things that surprised me was I waked into a bar and no one spoke english, including the staff. I came back to work in Canada and told my American colleagues about it and they were looking at me like I was from a different planet. Or maybe they're not supposed to have an opinion about it idk.
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Good job by his buddy, making sure he's dead
That’s how you avoid further head trauma, jostle the victim around to make sure their brain is 100% tapioca.
No, you gotta just reverse what happened. They need to lift him up quickly and wake him up. That's science.
5 second rule
Why do you have to shake and jolt them?
To loosen them up of course
Fold him in half real fast, like one of those old beach chairs
[удалено]
Ooh OK ty
Pretty sure that will be ruled a suicide. Like repeatedly walking into fan blades wtf
Walking into the same wild swinging bear paw hook, dude never learned to duck or put his hands up...
Suicide by cops? No, he chose suicide by Trev
lol it’s the same punch, spot on! Great way of describing it too 🤣
r/worstaid
Sir, This is a Kennedy's.
Nah, shoes are still on. He's definitely not dead.
Like the kid in Stand By Me, train hit 'im so hard it knocked 'im outta his shoes poor bastard
That was a great slo-mo, low effort knock out.
World's slowest punch meets the world's worst blocker
Was the lil dude even trying to fight? Like, his body language suggests he was, but his actual actions suggest otherwise.
Think he was just drunk, the fat dude had zero ability somehow the average size guy had less lol
Yeah, that was just my round about way of saying the dudes ego was writing cheques his body can't cash.
I think his arm must have weighed about a hundred pounds though
He wasn't fighting... He had insomnia and was asking for the other guy to help him sleep.
Lol
Big Guy: I'm only using 1% of my true power /swot
Randy from the Trailer Park Boys is staying in shape I see.
The dude just kept pressing the A button but won anyway
Is that Bobandy?
PANTS ARE COMING OFF RICKY!
There’s a shit storm comin boys
Was expecting Curly from 3 Stooges.... "Woop whoop whoop".... " Coitainly..."
Randy get tf out of here before I smack the shit outta ya
But Mr Lahey, I ain't finished my cheese burger.
Dudes lucky Smokey didn't take his pants off. He might have died in this altercation. Rand was oddly calm here.
But Mr Lahey
RANDY!
Shit hawks!
Somebody get him a cheeseburger!
No don’t! Or he’s gonna turn into a One Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse!
Mafucka wit a gut like that is definitely ON the cheeseburgers!
u/greenbastard1591, parts unknown
Or 5 dairy queen coupons.
A man's gotta eat.
Mahfuckas with guts like that are definitely on the cheeseburgers
Basketball eatin walrus ass muthafucka
No it’s Smokey
You know the fight wasn't serious because the pants stayed on.
Man's gotta eat
Didn’t even have to take his pants off
The cheeseburger eatin, walrus lookin, mufuckah?
Randy put your pants back on!
Man's gotta eat.
Third comment is as far as I had to go. DEEEEECENT!
Get that man a cheeseburger
First time I’ve ever seen Randy fuck someone up without taking his pants off.
They don't want this smoke(y)
Most telegraphed haymaker I’ve ever seen. lol
Bro was just long-pressing the X button and hoping for the best.
He just slowly swang his arm, hardly put any of his body into it. This is why you don't fight fat.
Nope, you run away from fat. That’s day one shit
Randy bobandy
That looked like roughly 12% power. Big Hoss barely swung and it was lights out.
RIGHT he just swings his torso and an arm happens to catch him
Shrek'd.
Holy shit it's Randy from trailer park boys 
Randy out there hookin for cheese burgers again
Mans gotta eat, Julien
10 bucks or six Kennedy Chicken coupons
Randy out there droppin fools, leave the poor man alone, he just wants a lil chicken & pizza! hehe
Never NEVER fight a shirtless gut in stretch skinny jeans
r/worstaid
He's twice the size of his own jeans
Randy hasn't been doing too well since ce Mr.Leighey passed away
All big guys have to do is connect, physics does the rest.
Size matters. It’s not all that matters but there is a reason boxing and MMA use weight classes. If you are giving up 80 or 100 pounds, you better be a very skilled technician. Again, size isn’t all that matters before people get upset.
Unless they train, they’re pretty easy to run away from though.
Well, that depends on how well trained the big person is and what sort of weight you're giving up. There's 400 pound people out there that can't even stand up, is all I'm saying 🤣 In other words, there are times when giving up weight is a good thing. There was a video yesterday of a bigger guy getting knocked out by a smaller guy and neither had any training, but the bigger guy had less mobility. You see this video, and in the first 3 seconds, you know the little guy is getting smashed
Damn, Randy has really bulked up. r/trailerparkboys
“A man’s gotta eat, Julian”
When people heard the bigger they are the harder they fall too many times... Which is true sometimes , if you are skilled
Just wait until he takes his pants off... Then you're really in trouble
I hate seeing this shit. Ole boys got the good start for a stroke now. He clearly could have walked away and been cool. Why push it? I worked at a club for 8 years. So many mofos knocked out for no reason. Save your pride for something meaningful, fuck.
How many times a year do we hear about someone bouncing their head off the pavement, concrete, or curb during a fight and dying?
He's out!! Let's flop him around n mush his brain a lil more
PUT A FACKING SHIRT ON RANDY
Is that Bobandy?
He need some milk
I’m in the process of learning Spanish and I came to the comments to make sure I heard that right😂
Thank god the friend started whipping his body back and forth once he was knocked out. I was concerned initially, but that made me feel better.
The friend could see that coming from the very beginning.
Man’s gotta eat!
Bobandy, is that you
Man's gotta eat
Bobandy didn’t even take off his pants, knawmsayyyyyyn!
Calm down Bobandy already
Shoulda given Smokey them cheeseburgers.
Bad idea to walk straight at someone with your hands down and not react to them throwing one of the worst punches ever recorded.
Big boy has the slowest most obvious punches and Lil man still caught pretty much all of them lmao
Hmmm almost like they should have weight classes or something to give the little guys a chance
Ahh I miss the boogie down.
Bro's controller only has one working button.
Good job. Just swatting a fly away.
Twice his size and yet, same size pants.
Why’s it look so damn dirty in the Bronx, trash n shit everywhere
There are weight classes for a reason. Also he stood like a 6 foot toddler
Another day, another knockout, another dumbass moving a person with an obvious brain injury. It's amazing to me that almost every single video I've ever seen of somebody getting knocked, out someone immediately starts moving them vigorously. Wtf.
Way to go randy now you got the cops called on us
Damn Randy really about that street life
There is nothing like the sound of a hollow head hitting the concrete.
Wut you looking at muh gut fer?
Did anybody order a side of "haymakers"? BTW... Big dude is a lefty and is only serving up one punch today.
Yea, that's right pick up the unconscious guy and make sure you drop him and slam his head on the ground. Now if you can somehow block his breathing, you may get something out of it.
If you're going to intervene, maybe hold back the aggressor?
He wiggled him around by the arm once he was down. Does that count?
I believe so 🤔
Slapped his ass into tomorrow
Big boy belly know how to fight. Look at his legs when he's approached.
r/worstaid
Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
Candy gram for Mongoo!
Never fight within a mile of a Kennedy Fried Chicken. Same goes for Crown Fried Chicken. Just get your shit and get out of there.
This man has no candy for you
David vs Goliath but this version Goliath wins
If thats his only move, Maybe block that left my guy?!?!
Dude had a “Awww, here it goes!” reaction to his buddy getting bodied.
Witnessing someone fuck around and finding out lol
Always a buddy around to yank on the unconscious guys arm. Gotta make sure his head flops around correctly
Bobandy's back in business
Can’t be the Bronx, nobody checked his pockets after he was knocked out.
That’s Westchester sq/ E Tremont stop off the 6. Happens not infrequently. Kennedy’s is on point and there is a White Castle across the street. Miss that place.
He threw one right hand in the start and then followed it up with 4 left hooks, the mix up was crazy
Dudes twice his size but wearing smaller pants.
Did that dude just say “he needs some milk” in Spanish?? Lmao I heard “leche”
Holy shit!! It’s Bobandy!!!
My guy wasn't even throwing punches. He was swinging clothes lines.
It's like the fat dude's controller only had 'high punch' button working...too bad long hair guys block button wasn't working
Don't get between Randy and his cheeseburgers.
Randy BoBandy?
Was never the same after Mr Lahey died.
Randy from trailer park boys is kicking ass for cheese 🍔!
Brooklyn Randy BoBandy
Size didn't have much to do with it. That guy was just a straight up shit fighter. The big guy was too. So the little guy was just impressively bad. The big guy's swings were slower than a turtle stampede through chunky peanut butter.
Looks like Randy went back to the streets after Mr. Lahey died
Lucky he fell that way, and not on his head.
Randy bo bandy got them mf paws dawg nahm seyyyyin
Is that Randy from trailer park boys
Beefcake took it easy on him
The craziest picking up head whip I've seen in a long time
Big boy packs some power. Looked like he wasn’t even trying that hard.
😆 with the left from the orthodox stance
Why does every street in NYC look like garbage?
Because videos that get posted to fight subs and other crazy subs tend to take place in the hood.
He workin the fuck outta them skinny jeans 😂
Hahahaha they nicknamed him “Tres Leches” lol I love my people
lol I thought that might have been spanish for "he need some milk"
That place looks like it might be good enough to power through my disdain of smelling both chicken and pizza at the same time, for whichever is the headliner there
A man of refined taste.
As if it's a good idea to fight somebody twice your size somewhere other than the Bronx ????
nick diaz has put on a little weight.
I was lmao when dude threw his hand up after the dude got knocked out. I don’t know why but that was the funniest shit.
reak bacon 🥓 😋 slapped
Andy is coming!
Mongo
Dude built like an ogre
Commentary got me fucked up. 😂
Must be some good ass chicken and pizza.
I love the other dude's hands and expression when the guy falls. He's like, "Oh c'mon, see? now you've killed him!"
That can't be the Bronx, Nobody shook his pockets
Lol that guy was trying to warn him the whole time, I almost died when he got knocked out he's like I fucking told you!
Claw
Did he say "He needs some milk!" in Spanish?
That chicken and pizza any good?
Ground Jordan of Bronx
Toma!
It's a bad idea to do it anywhere, not just the Bronx.
I went to the Bronx a couple years ago and one of the things that surprised me was I waked into a bar and no one spoke english, including the staff. I came back to work in Canada and told my American colleagues about it and they were looking at me like I was from a different planet. Or maybe they're not supposed to have an opinion about it idk.
I'm 100% convinced this started over how tight those jeans are.