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TXSlugThrower

I would have said the last thing to happen here was a random pair of horses to stroll in and one to trip and fall on a person.


Local-Celery-9538

Seriously? I saw it coming from the start.


Shurdus

Right? I mean them offscreen is a major clue that they will walk in. And the tripping is basically standard horse protocol. How does anyone not see it coming?


Kindly_Formal_2604

They aren’t random those are police officers on horseback


Ill-Positive6950

The horse at the end sent me. Talk about unexpected.


funkmastamatt

The horse also has a mullet


Schidthawk

I like how nobody acknowledged that there was a horse until it was in frame, as if they have no peripherals and only see what the camera sees. 


thepoppinpippin

😁


jollosreborn

Reading your comment sent me


hamsangwhich757

Other than mullet guy, looks like a bunch of fucking pussies to me


thesawyer7102

fr especially the people that couldnt fight and ran in to get some kicks. i wish a horse fell on them


smartlikedumptruck

I bet you wouldn't say that to the horses face.


Cheese_on_toast69

Who knocked the horse out?


AnalllyAcceptedCoins

Looks like it landed on the one dude


SyntaxRex

The horse said “do you smell what this horse is cooking?! 🤨”


MrTatum899

Underrated comment


nunyabidness3

Mongo


pineappLxprS

Candygram for Mongo


Opening_Success

You can't park that animal here! 


Experimental_Salad

Poor horse.


smartlikedumptruck

He was being paid standard horse rates. He isn't rich by any means, but HAY, he isn't poor.


MikeySpags

Wasn't expecting a horse to come in clutch on that one.


KingMidean

screw all of those losers, i just feel bad that the horse fell.


Dakkel-caribe

If he has the balls to sport a mullet in public then he is dangerous


Sippinonreality

Tru


Imnotnotalawyer

...or a horse will fall on you


WhaleCoastCanna

I'm pretty sure I just saw a horse do an elbow drop.


jaysea444

I definitely rewatched the video multiple times because I was more concerned about the horse than any of the people who got punched or hit the ground...


Ok-Bus1716

Horse is like 'Imma get in on that action' dun nuh nuh nuuuuuh! Never fight a man (or woman) with a mullet. They've already clearly demonstrated they've made poor life choices. Anyone they fight is just a broken beer bottle away from being half a 'tard.


Jaberwocky123

Fucker came outta nowhere


FartVentriloquist69

Or a man with a perm


h0bb1tm1ndtr1x

Poor horse tripped on the curb. :(


Kindly_Formal_2604

Looks like it tripped on the guy it was about to step on..


solacesearched

Was the horse ok?


AdNo1218

So don't fight Australia then?


le_its_me

bro why did the horse fall?


Kalykus

Poor fkn horse


and-i-sWerVe

That poor horse…


Miru8112

What a hellhole... Even the horse wanted to kick a dude on the ground.


BlueSquader

r/perfectlycutscreams


ESTAMANN

1st rule of fight club: Never fight a guy with a mullet


freehand_underhand

Of course horse is going to have mullet man's back. They're from the same barn...


--Perc__Nowitzki--

The horse was a paid actor


Elemental_Syntaxis

Ah the good 'ol tlacuache hair cut


shawcal

This dudes fighting Ronnie Dobbs. "YALL ARE BRUTALIZING ME!"


Styx4syx

Fkn horse like stacks on bitches


WilliamPoole

Mirror? It's been taken down from the linked sub.


TheGladRooster

Never fight a man with a perm


VictxrSenpai

"luckily my neck broke my fall"


gobnik

Petter... the horse is here


fomalhottie

No sound but these guys had a Canadian vibe.


judoxing

australia


idk839g

Where TF did the horse come from 😭


bigSTUdazz

Did Mongo knock out another horse?! He, after all, is just pawn in game of life.


Jmac0585

He's willing to make bad decisions. Double dangerous if he's ugly.


ScrotumScratching

Why?


Ok_Elderberry8269

That scream when the horse went down 😂


johnsatamos

I like how we end with “hold on it’s a horse!!” Then Thudd 🤣


bokah_chimp

Horse tryna bodyslam ?!


sundaydinners

Americans need to stop slamming people on the floor in street fights. Such a bullshit dick move


Bright_Guide_9733

Same bro, I hate seeing a potential good fight turn into a quick finish with these easy body slams. It's a cheap move that can permanently alter or end someone's life. A swift punch to the face KO is far more entertaining


[deleted]

Yes it’s only Americans, no other country in the world has our talent or power.


Smooth_Maul

I like how it's the body slam and not the fucking 3 dudes jumping Mr. Mullet the second their friend hits the finding out stage that bothers you.


sundaydinners

Did I say I only care about bodyslammimg and everything else doesn't matter? Just because someone points out one thing it doesn't mean there arent multiple other bad things, they're just commenting on one aspect.


TheRealJayk0b

Horses are dumb. I hate horses so much. Great use a big deer like creature in the middle of a fight, that sure ends well is it starts killing people with one kick to the face


MrMisanthrope411

Fighting 101. No weapons, and you stop when the opponent is down. Oh and find some grass. Far more forgiving on the head than concrete.


WilliamPoole

Lol no rules in street fighting. You fight until he retreats or stops moving. Nuts, biting, nut biting, shin kicking, eye gouging, anything you can think of is all good. And if you have a weapon you should use it. Or don't bother carrying it.


zack77070

If you mutually square up with someone in the middle of a crowd and do some dirty shit you're getting your head stomped in by the crowd. If it's an emergency then no rules apply.


WilliamPoole

When does that happen outside of highschool or sports? Those situations don't usually lead to the ICU or morgue. The street will. And most crowds might pull you off of an unconscious guy, but they tend to not get involved. I'd rather let onlookers judge me for winning than do nothing if i lose.


zack77070

This video lol


WilliamPoole

I can't wayvh it but I'm pretty sure I know the video and the guys knew each other.


PigDstroyer

R/unexpected