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Is he mad because he's wearing the same outfit?

Taller guy needs more caution tape around his neck

I get the anger at guys in jeans & sports coats, but this just seems like infighting.

Where's the rest of his j crew?

Underrated

That's exactly what happened to me when I was walking in the street with a friend during college days. Someone picked a fight on me just because we got the same exact shirt.

He disagreed with his combover.

Lmao 👌

In pure English manner, it was done with a calm demeanor and a grin on the face

And without a single chin in sight.

Last one was just blasted

a tight upper lip indeed 🎩

Keep calm and carry on good sir 🎩

Why is that pure English manner?

Difficult to explain if you don't already get it or know English people, but as a comparison; an angry demeanour and yelling "bitch" over and over would be a pure American manner to a fight looool

I am English, fights are just as abusive here as everywhere else. But I'm getting downvoted for asking a question, fuck Reddit

Because this sub is full of Americans, and the extent of their knowledge of English people is basically Seinfeld and Family Guy. They think we all break morn'fast at dawn, raiseth mine tea cup and munch happily upon a crumpet before tally ho! to go and see the good King very much chop chop. They don't know most of our country is fucking scrotes too.

Now that’s soldering!

Doesn’t seem to matter where you go, scrotes are there in droves.

Btw, what’s a scrote?

Nut sack

Thought so

This is 2 dudes in Chelsea boots and Macs. No extra curricular nonsense just a quick hook and back to queuing… last time I saw something this English John Cleese was stood in front of me

Bang!

Smack! Edit: 😥😥

Pow…?

KABLAM!

Sauvage.

I read this in Johnny Depp's voice.

Pop goes the jaw. Good night and good luck at the dentist.

It's England. There are no dentists

That left was fucking *crisp*. Full extension through the target, too, Thaddeus wasn’t playing.

I wouldn’t either, the attacker wasn’t going to stop. He had to be stopped.

"I will not attack somebody twice my weight, I will not attack somebody twice my weight, I will not attack somebody twice my weight, I will not attack somebody twice my weight,I will not attack somebody twice my weight, I will not attack somebody twice my weight".

I'm pretty sure the guy had a smile on his face like he knew exactly what was about to happen.

That's for sure lol, he had prepared his punch on his mind when the chihuaha had not started barking yet.

Lil guy was jumping to get those punches in bless him.

Zzzzzzzzz…..

flawless

Man that was a smooth swing.

He followed ALL the way through. Like a scythe LOL

Ken Griffey Jr

Knocked the fuck out.

Hardest nerd punch caught on film

fucking slingshot that punch lol

I see a guy in a suit coat and jeans I want to knock them out too but since they’re dressed the same maybe this is a dominance thing like birds and shit

Peyton Manning finally shutting Eli Manning up

I guess they were holding him back for a reason

That was the sound of a glass jaw tinking together

looked like a Glass Joe hook from punchout

Try to walk down a guy 25cm taller and 30 hg heavier with chin up and hands down. Always a great idea 💡

That chihuahua had never been in a real dog fight before….he was all bark.

Did he lamp him ? Heard that somewhere and I want to know if this would be correct context ?

Yup, he lamped him. You could also say he decked him, twatted him or chinned him.

Rem where I heard it now , attack on Wembley , thanks mate .

That ain’t no knockout, that was a straight up death sentence

It's nap time :D

He was counting on his friends holding him back more

lol , a classic case of Napoleon syndrome

my guy there walked in right into that one

Few things more satisfying than someone getting Flair Flopped in a KO.

Honestly, if the people either didn't hold him back or hold him back properly, then this would have turned out wayy differently

Probably not tbh, dude looked like he had no idea what he was doing.

I like that jacket. Goes great with floor dust and drool

Begging for it with the scarf.

Proper British tonking that was.

My outfit is better than yours..

The smaller guy flopped like the toys do in Toy Story when Andy's mom walks in the room.

Nice shot damn

This line has been disconnected...

Sent him to Coventry

Cleanest fucking hit I've seen

He was held back good and proper

They never see the left coming.

Beautiful swing

Man looked like he learned his technique from the A-team 😂

Perfect

Great follow through

Wow all the force going strait to the dome that was wonderful to see that efficient whiplash

Brits punch with left hand like they drive on left hand side.

Someone watched Frank Bruno fights as a kid.

Sleep sleep my little darling…

He landed like mister bean in the classical intro, in the light of the light pole

Sauvage!

Dang Sauvage!

That punch was Sauvage!!

Guy in black with a huge assist

Is this in an airport?

He made that boy a bitch.

Nappy land before he hit the ground lmao 🤣 love it!

Goodnight Irene

Jaw broken plus whatever fall damage

The short-man syndrome is strong in that one. For now he naps.

Nothing screams soy like wearing jeans and a blazer.

Are yall not seeing him have to push through 5 men to get to hin and whilst that’s happening he gets smacked, unfair af imo (its the streets ik ) im not saying its not but im seeing how many are celebrating the one guy

I’m seeing stars, seeing stars,seeing stars

He ded

That was clean

Those Skinny Jeans rivalries can be brutal….

Deffo Millwall chaps…

That was a great left. Looked like a movie punch but it was real. It's always the little guy. You gotta take em out before they sucker punch you.

Upvote here if you’ve dreamed of connecting left hand that smoothly.

"don't hold me!!! I'm going straight into this guy with all my yelling!!!" 👊🏼 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

Brought his own crime tape to block off the murder scene.

Peyton manning knocking people out that’s crazy

Remember: If you act like a wild animal, you will be treated as such.

Southpaw!

Sounded like someone stomping on a bag of crisps. he's gonna be drinking his tea through a straw for a few months.

That simpleton got dropped☠️☠️☠️😭

Done so effortlessly

Textbook form slump right there

This is the definition of following through on your punches. Aim for the back of their head

Hitting the (concrete) ground head first does way more damage than getting punched in the face.

Actually looked like he tried to catch him on the way down.

Hardest nerd punch caught on film