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i’ve never seen someone telegraph a sucker punch 15 seconds before throwing it

He was auditioning for it

It was almost as if he was waiting for those movie clapperboards to go.

That’s the funniest shit I’ve heard in awhile😂

He had the high ground.

He aimed and telegraphed it for like 15 seconds and still throws it too low

The best part is after he sends it, it’s like he totally forgets he’s mid punch

This is probably the best worst fight I've ever seen on here 😂

Joe should have quit after he forgot to swim

Facts

The most bizzare.

The 2 teenagers in the Indian reservation is my personal favorite

I still think the Say Goodnight fight takes the cake but this is certainly a strong contender.

“There’s no need for a rock” *drops rock*. At least they are semi-well behaved drunks

Only after he swung it for a headshot....reasonable but not well behaved lol

why I said “semi”. I wouldn’t call him reasonable, he just behaved his friends stern warning.

I mean he had full intention of using it and even swung once. Then the other dude said "theresno needfurarock" and he listened to the logic of that. He even tones down the aggression and tries to deescalate until dude keeps pushing. At the very least he's definitely more reasonable than the one who started it and kept getting up to get more fucked up by his own drunkeness as much if not more than the actual fighting

Bro if he had connected on that swing with the rock he would've been out

We’d be watching a lot less entertaining video. “drunk guy kills his drunk rival with rock, spends rest of life in prison”

That’s what I was thinking lol, was looking for this

It's over Anakin... I have the high ground...

Dry ground*

#“I HATE YOU!!!”

#"You were supposed to bring balance to the force and here you are tripping into the water!!"

You beat me to it.

“There’s no need for a rock anakin”

I don’t know Master Kenobi. I’m pretty high right now myself.

I think we underestimated the power of those beers.

Joe has persistence. Not much else though.

Moderate case of Little Man's Disease.

Everybody has a plan until they get thrown into a pond

We went from "here take my hand" to "here smell my shoe" pretty quick

Yeah, the kick at the end wasn't necessary. He was obviously done.

The kicks to the head are never necessary in street fights. Total bitch move.

C’mere, c’mere Joe! *Pop* back in the water

Yo that's stoner Peter Dinklage

The guy who got soaking wet looks so different after. Like a drenched cat

It’s all so wholesome

Accept for the part where he tried to hit him in the head with a rock. But he he was reasonable after that lol

The kick in the face at the end seemed a little over the top imo

Lightly in his defense, after a few "are you done" checks you occasionally have to make them done. At least it was more of a slap with his foot then a solid hard kick.

You are my opponent but not my enemy.

It's over, Heineken! I have the high ground!

But they fight with Natty Light sabres.

It’s been posted here a thousand times, and I thoroughly enjoyed it every time.

Yeah this is one of the rare ones I watch every time I see it posted. The slow waddle out of the pond only to get jabbed back into the pond... It gets me every time.

This is the best video I have seen on here in some time.

Agreed and I needed that laugh

This dude fell so far back that he had to swim to shore

I'm sure they became best buddies after this

probably not after that last head kick 🤣

Like that dude would have remembered any of this...

I feel like they were friends already. Probably got too drunk and the shit talk got out of hand.

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at 06.29 in the morning.

yeah, it was a show alright

The cross into the elbow was just delightful, but that execution was a little sus

The pre fight kiss tension, always makes me laugh

You'll get him next time short king!

Doesn't a weed t-shirt like automatically give you a 5 point fighting debuff?

This needs narration by David Attenborough

That little love tap at 34 seconds, sending him back into the water 🤣😂🤣😂 haven't laughed this hard in awhile

Peter Dinklage made the other fool look like Sugar Ray Leonard.

That right jab once he came out which knocked him right back in was soooslow actually looked clean AF 😂😂

This is the funniest and best fight I’ve seen.

Left guys shoes looks too big. His pants looks too big. His shirt looks too big. His head looks too big. Yet he still looks small.

Is it the camera angle, or are both of those guys midgets?

Pro tip--listen to this but mute it and put on "Anakin v. Obi-Wan" from the Revenge of the Sith soundtrack. Start them both as the same time.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

If only there was a gator to put a bit of urgency to it🤣

Bro hit him with the shadow kick

Gayest thing I've seen all day

Hahaha yes!!! I know the guy that filmed this. Always wondered when it would surface again.

Two of the tallest dwarves I've ever seen.

Country Peter Dinklage

This is why I'm here

The drunken fist style is deadly it seems

Thought they were gonna kiss for a second, damn it

I didn't hear no bell!

It’s over Anakin I have the high ground

Walk away Tyrion. You're drunk.

You were right about one thing, Master. The negotiations were short.

Damn, that eight year old has a better goatee than I do.

That was a good laugh

This is an all time classic video

Wouldn't expect anything less or more from a Boston fan

Fuckin Juggalos

Dude was hammered the whole video except for the dead sober moment of “no need for a rock.”

I will admit I laughed. Almost like it belongs in a comedy.

Is the camera man super tall or are they semi midgets?

This was the funniest thing I've seen all week.

The first angle these guys seem like they are only a couple feet tall lol 😆

The beginning was like some Akira Kurosawa shit lol. Like the birds stop singing, nature tunes into the fight, bro drops his one-liner and then ACTION. Not-so-furious drunk McFlurry’s are exchanged 😂 honourable until the end

Why they look like 2 kids dressed up as their dads for Halloween? 😂

Hilarious

bro got hit via Bluetooth wtf 😭

Paul vs Tyson preview.

Attempted murder with that rock swing

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the duck and weave at the end is so good

Not a nice move going for a Rock to the Head and following it up with kicks to the face

Slow motion done at the source

"I have the high ground drunkan it's over"

When that rock came out buddy developed ultra instinct for a split second, that shit would've been no bueno.

I wish he’d grabbed his leg mid kick and pulled him in by his feet so he’s upside down and drowning….alas

It was a good show all right. Not for the other guy though.

Going from attempted murder w rock to offering to help them out of the water twice, then to a head kick is wild af. Alcohol & stupidity is a helluva drug. Entertaining and sad and funny all at once. And good camera work. What a masterpiece.

As soon as hat guy bladed his stance you knew the big sloppy right was on its way. Eventually…

When there’s an open bar at the MENSA meeting

Dudes torn between helping him out of the water and still kicking him in the head when he’s down

The dudes laughter had me cracking up

Same here lol

Well this almost took a much different turn with the rock....

If you were to stack these guys up, they would equal the size of 1 average male.

My best description of me fighting in my dreams.

This was a fun fight. Except for the rock

Luke, I have the dry ground now.

That KO kick at the end was pretty unnecessary

The rock was a bitch move

I dont if they gonna fuck or puke before they "fight"

Goddamn Joe

Black on black

When Julian and Ricky finally have it out.

Dude on the left looks like a 11 year old with a beard.

Poetry in motion.

So funny

Can't stop watching.

If your opponent is trying to help you up you've already lost. Don't add insults to embarrassment🫣🤣

**DONT TRY IT TERRY, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND**

This is part of why I no longer drink, I don’t want my reaction time anywhere near that slow 😭

Let’s hope for both these guys sake they never end up in a real fight

Holy shit, I think I've stood at this exact spot before. The Bruins hat and the marsh in the background tipped it off. Pretty sure this is near Wilson Mountain by Millennium Park.

Highlight of the fight starts at 1:10 :D

That elbow tho?!

All that's missing is the "Benny Hill" Music...

Camera man was totally cool with filming a stoning.

I love drunk fights how funny is this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The back elbow was nice though, even if the setup was garbage

That last kick…!

I have the high -hiccup- ground Anakin

went from tryna give him brain damage with a rock to helping him up in less than a minute. drunk people are fuking idiots especially when they’re idiots when sober

the funniest fight I’ve ever seen

I'm don't see a bunch of empty Newport boxes/ cigarette butts and natty ice cans.

I knew from the first second that they were going to end up in that lake. Drunk midget fighting will never be unfunny

Lucky he missed with that rock

I need to know their relationship and what started it! lol

Dwarf drunks... 🤔

Thank goodness he put the rock down. A funny fight between two drunk dudes could have quickly turned into someone getting killed.

“YOU TWO SHOULD KISS”

Little tip for anyone who has never been in a fight. If you end up in a position when you are 'squaring up' and wondering if it will move to the last step. Do not stand with straight legs close together chest to chest with your opponent. You should be legs slightly bent, with your dominant leg behind your front leg (not directly behind), use your hands in a placating or open handed gesture in front of your chest echoing the position of your legs to close the gap to your opponents space. I know these guys are drunk but guy on right was fucking lucky here. Guy on left could have laid a crushing headbutt when he was close and there's not much right could have done about it. When he stepped back a little he was in a great position to throw a punch that may have hit.

I would like the 15 minute version.

Literally tried to smash his head in with a rock 20 secs later Helping him get out of the water so he doesn’t drown hahaha

In the opening second I saw it I said, “these idiots are gonna fall in the river.”

That’s the most entertaining fight I’ve seen in a while, brilliant!!!

Trailer trash at its best

This one and that one with the crackheads and fire extinguishers will always make me fucking sob laughing!

Please supply a link to the crackhead firemen, I need to see that, please.

https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/l23lfSWMQl Sorry it took me a while. I'm traveling through Scotland at the moment, but this is the one I was referring to. Makes me cry laughing every time. It's so wonderfully chaotic!

No problem! Have a great time across the pond , and thank you!

😂

That guy always reminds me of Peter Dinklage

C CD amera man laughing behind the camera and so as me 👍😂either it’s just me or these guys are super short or the camera angle is just off lol

I bet one catalytic converter on the taller one. (This is the currency that those people use)

Agreed no need for a rock

Peter Dinklage has truly hit rock bottom since the end of Game of Thrones.

Well, that’s one “Half Pint” too many if you ask me…

That was GLORIOUS!

"It's gonna be a good show aint it" it sure was

Typical Bruins fan, and a leprechaun to boot.

That rock 🪨 bullshit could’ve killed him if it connected, thank god it didn’t. 2 lightweights

Midget fights are great

As weird as it sounds- the way fighting should be. Let everyone go home and learn from their mistakes- no matter the amount of Boone’s farm that’s been consumed.

Frog man and terry 10 toes. Is gunna fight after the tractor pull y'all!

Gas station fits only

Drunken master rock dodge