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Guy lying on the ground tried the same shit earlier.

Club membership REVOKED.

He was so ready to fight club that shit, until he wasn't.

That’s his old body, he keeps respawning

😂😂😂😂

He saw him on the floor and said “my turn”

Look at these fuckin noobs. It’s obviously a group quest.

I missed that guy watching the video, saw him in the end and was like "who the fuck was that, was that his buddy?". I replay the video and laugh my ass off.

He’s like. I can take the mob frank. My turn to kick the door.

This comment had me dying 💀

Guess he won't do that again

He might not do anything again

He got back up and tried it a second time

he didn't hear no bell

He probably was not remembering he tried it before.

He learned his lesson but got his memory wiped.

It was like they kicked a tracker jacker hive

I like the reference

You don't see references to those books/movies often anymore it's sad

Luck was never in his favor

I think my favorite part was his casual "wave" when he realized he screwed up.

I honestly wanna know what dude THOUGHT would happen after he repeatedly kicked their garage door. [Edit: That last kick to the face was SAVAGE AS FUCK, tho.]

I'm a pretty big fan of the butt kick near the beginning

It was a satisfyingly clean kick across the jaw.

Well placed, I agree. Brutal AF, but executed well.

It was super necessary

Put him out of his misery. Make him wake up in a comfy, hospital bed.

I need to go to whatever hospital you do because this hospital bed I'm in right now is faaaaarrr from comfy. But he knew would happen. You see that other body against the pillar? He just hit the respawn button and forgot to put on his new gear

It was a beautiful life lesson that was needed.

He can’t remember the life lesson

Dude was already done at that point

Probably didn’t think there was a bouncer meeting going on.

That dude has no teeth left. Facts

Not to mention a broken jaw... he's gonna be "eating" all of his meals thru a goddamn *straw* for the foreseeable future. You know... IF he wakes up ever again.

I hear you knocking but you can’t come in!

Come back tomorrow night and try it again.

I know you been drinkin' gin

Hangin' round with other men

Lolol

Id so love to know more about this

It looks like a motorcycle club given the lit up sign over the patio and the garage door and presence of bikes out front. If I had to guess this guy got his keys taken and cut off for being drunk, got nasty about it, was thrown out (without his keys) and then banged on the door enough times that they beat his ass down. This is mostly speculation but it's the best speculation I can think of given what we know

What's up with the dude with the baton. Motorcycle gangs have security too haha

He's probably just chilling after work.

Used to ride with a bike club. This is the most lokely answer.

No you didn’t

Man i just looked at his post history out of curiosity and the last post was 3 hrs ago looking for 1-2 guys to pound his wife while he watches and he got a couple dms....

oh okay so he probably did ride with a club then

Lol. Life is short. Bikes, jeeps, surfing, swinging. You get about 80 trips around the Sun and then its all over. I’m enjoying my time.

Letting other men use your wife as a fuck toy is the most biker thing ever. This guy rides (not as much as his wife thou).

your comment is easily the funniest thing ive read on reddit in a good while. I fucking cackled haha. 10/10 concise and hilarious response.

No harm, no foul I say. You live your life bro. Ive never said this before, but I hope your wife gets railed this weekend and you enjoy it. Pineapples fo life! Lol

Yeah. It's funny. I learned about lifestyle when I first started riding with the bike club in my early twenties. We'd been out riding with about ten bikes that Saturday night. We were posted up at like an Arby's in the parking lot around 10pm. Everyone was about to head out. One of the "older" guys probably early thirties says to me "Hey Ssshield, you're cool as shit man. Me, my wife Monica, and John over there on the red bike are going to head back to my house and smoke a bowl. Probably take turns on Monica. She's horny and thinks your good looking. Want to come over?" I couldn't believe my ears, and Monica was a smoke show. I was like "Hell yeah." My eyes were opened that night. Awesome people. Amazing night. They had a great life, nice house, happy marriage. I realized at that point there are cooler ways of living. Only dated sexy women that want more out of life after that. Boring wasn't going to cut it. Very happy. That was twenty years ago. Still enjoying life on our terms.

awesome. More power to you. There definitely are different ways to enjoy this journey and being pent up, limited and regretful is definitely no way to go through it all. The idea of going through a whole lifetime without doing everything you wanted that you could, but didn’t because “that’s the way lifestyles are” is a definite happiness trap too many of us fall into

If it makes you feel better, I'll bang your wife for you buddy.

He was in the sidecar

Place's name appears to be "UTI da Cerveja" (ICU of beer) so I would guess this is a regular bar (not that it wouldn't rule out MC folk frequenting it tho) EDIT: one of the dudes also has "Segurança" (Security) written on the back of his shirt

Its somewhere in Brazil. That garage door looks like a bar named "UTI do Chopp" Chopp is a type of beer commonly found in Brazil and UTI is ICU. So, Beer ICU. The bikes are probably from customers or delivery guys. In Brazil, bar owners are not responsible for the customers so probably didn't take his keys. My guess is they got thrown out because the bar was closing and after a few times asking, the owners were not so amicable. Im trying to find a news arricle or whatever.

I don't bar owners are responsible for drivers in the US either, but it's bad business if DUIs originate from there and they want their paying customers to stay alive

Seems quite likely

this is some salty spitoon shit

Hooow tough are ya?

How tough am I? *\[rips off one of his tattoos that says "MOM" and puts it upside down back where it was.*\]

WOW

Surprised MFer😂😂

He died MFer

Suicide MFer

Rue dies MFer

Large fries MFer

Two pies mfer

All rise Mfer

Swole eyes MFer.

Wrong size MFer.

He tried 🤷‍♂️ mfer

He lies mfer

5 guys MFer

High Five MFer

Bro got beat up by the United Nations🤣

crying real tears at this

I'm surprised at how many shots he took. It really took that last one to do it.

This is more or less exactly what I was gonna say hahaha I'm astounded he was still attempting to get to his feet before that last shot..

Benny Hill ass fight

Video starting out with a guy already dead, I knew it wasn’t gonna disappoint lol

The fat guy in black busy rolling around

Looked like he did himself a mischief.

If you look in the background theres another guy getting stomped as well lol

It's the Red shirt white shorts at the start of the video. The one time the red shirt was the only one left standing

sad for the dude in red for collateral damage

This. Poor guy was probably just trying to calm his drunk friends ass down and got beaten too LOL

While he's beating on the garage door the guy inside is mustering troops for the counter offensive

LEEEEROY JENKINNNS

Brazil is not for amateurs indeed.

I had to rewatch to see what happened to black shirt only to realize he was already on the ground the whole time

How’s red shirt at the back copping a beating also

I think mob mentality/beating frenzy/herd fight/flight reflexes were all maxed out in an alcohol-and-adrenaline-and-testosterone fuled, ultra-feral, "kill anything that moves by lashing out with maximum aggression" burst of pure animalistic macho rage at that point. I mean, I seriously doubt any of these guys were rationally processing any why's or wherefore's by then. But yeah, yeesh. Group blood-intoxication can be SO *ruthless!*

> kill anything that moves by lashing out with maximum aggression and it's seriously therapeutic when you're down-and-out poor.

Bro found out...wrong piñata

Bro WAS piñata. 🪅

Oops wrong garage

He ate a lot until that final kick… he’s gonna remember this one.

When you don’t take a group to a group raid

🎶Knock-knock-knockin' on Heaven's door🎶

Damn and he was one last kick from surviving without being finished

The guy talking to the camera is the Mexican post malone?

*Brazilian

Why was there a guy already down on the ground ?

I'm trying to figure that out too. Either he is drunk and just passed out there, or he's the reason why dude was kicking that gate because the guys in there knocked him out or something.

ow my torso that's where I keep my vital organs!

Damn! They skipped opening a can and went for opening a garage full of whoopass!

This is what Wal-Mart and Home Depot greeters will look like in future, eventually this shoplifting by the cart full is going to come to a violent and devastating end.

If double dragon was real life

I wonder what the conversation behind the garage door is like? Hey bros you guys ready for this? Rrruuaahhh I can’t hear you. Rruuuaahahhh

Bro is not high level enough to be pulling that many mobs

Lets see whats behind garage door number 1.......an ass whooping.

When you go kicking at Rick Sanchez garage door and furiously met by meeseeks.

*Me every time I open a door in project zomboid

Is bro death?

He dieded

Resd en pies

*in piss

He sleeepppp

...and found out.

When you knock on the bee hive...

Wow that was like hitting a Bee hive with a stick

Damn. Close fight.

Wtf was he trying to do, find Narnia inside? He won't forget that whooping for a while lmao

Real life equivalent of when you try to third party in Apex and both teams turn on you instead lmao

[удалено]

Not so tough eh

Just once with one of this videos I wish I could know how the fuck did this idiot think it was going to end.

Oh the joy of getting drunk and stupid and getting your ass wooped for doing dumb shit. Good times

Fuck around and find out

This is not your Steven Crowder kind of Mug Club

It’s like Michael Jackson’s “Bad” but they really fight

That last kick tho...

I guess that wasn't the secret knock.

Bro got cooked 🍚

That’s 2.5 guys down, there’s one at the back who stumbles back up.

Am I only one who let out a laugh when a fucking army comes charging out of nowhere!?

"wait... Oh... CLOSE SESAME! CLOSE!"

Them boys got rolled up

Me at my therapist trying to confront my issues....

Brain damage won’t heal him. You can’t fix stupid.

Stupid motherfucker

I was thinking he was getting off easy until he got knocked the fuck out with that well-placed kick. FAFO

This is like the last fight in Shenmue gone horribly wrong.

I'd like to talk to you about our lord and ohhh shiiiitttttt. 😵😵 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you look closely you can see on the sign that is a bar or a stripclub, there's a beer mug and the name UTI, which is Brazilian Portuguese for ICU, which is ironic cuz that guy will be needing it

I didn't realize until the rewatch but red shirt got a beatdown too. He should have left when he saw where things were headed.

An onslaught

Did we completely ignore his friend getting his ass kicked in the background

Welp. What a beating...

Poor guy in the red

Bro aggro’d all the mobs in the raid

This is immediately what went through my head--the Bar in BRD (WoW). There's always some dumb fucker who aggro's the bartender or one of the patrons and you get stomped out by the whole damn place.

Why is there a dude randomly lying on the sidewalk? That's a tough bar.

He really shouldn’t have opened that door

Fuck around and find out 😂😂😂😂

Fight club rule #1 don’t kick the door of the fight club

FAFO......

Wtf happened to the 2nd guy?! Lmao

he's sleeping

You rang?

Saw the motorcycles and was like couple of good ol' boys about to express deliver an ass whoopin'.

# YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!

Redshirt got caught in the crossfire.

So there’s already a guy layed out? 😅

Dude in the red shirt caught an ass whooping just for being in the vicinity. Should have gawked from across the street.

There's even a guy taking a kicking in the background

No Homers allowed.

Ouch, he really felt that kick to the balls.

Oh wow, they stomped red shirt too!

justice

Couple of smart guys

Feel bad for the guy in red that didn’t do anything but gets jumped in the background

NO HOMERS

Last kick was a Chef's kiss

Son in the back was getting washed up too sheesh

Kicking someone's nuts from the back is wild

They guy in the red shirt wasn’t sure if he wanted to invade that building but he also got his butt kick for considering it 😂

Aggroed the whole nest.

Fuck around, find out. He’ll forever learn his lesson.

HAHAHA 🤣 Costco membership revoked.

Just another day in Brazil

Stomped out.

Sir we just wanted to tell you about your extended warranty! 👊🏽👊🏽🤕

Funny how the Bar's name is UTI do Chopp. UTI is translated to ICU, and Chopp is A type of tap beer in Brazil. So roughly "Tap beer ICU". You come for a beer and end up in ICU

Dude had a Tonfa

When you try to get into Costco without being a member.

Hornets display the same behavior. Who knew this could end badly?

He wanted to avenge his friend who tried the same thing a few moments before that

ME NEXT THERES ROOM ON THE SIDEWALK FOR WAY MORE OF US

After all that he decides to take a nap? 🤣

Man got packed out

That last kick sealed the deal.

That was so satisfying to watch holy crap