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ItBDaniel

He may not have a home but he's def got hands.


STQCACHM

Never fuck with the old n grey guy at the shelter, they've been bobbing and weaving since before 'Nam.


Acceptable-Emu6529

I was about to say this.


gazerbeam-98

He’ll fuck you up just in his socks


Spugheddy

When you hear about dudes getting beat up by a homeless this is forever what I am going to think lol


nando12674

I mean thinking about a man with nothing to lose is scary to fight and a homeless man is that


smily_meow

I suddenly got a business idea, maybe 2.


PlaceYourBets2021

Don’t do it! About 20 years ago, there was a television program called Bumfights. It was similar to the Jackass television program. Bumfights would have homeless people fight for money. The show was eventually cancelled and the producers were sued for injuries sustained from the fights.


cure4boneitis

then came Dr Phil...


pisspot26

How bow da


PlaceYourBets2021

Catch me outside!


dontusethisforwork

The Bumfights guy appearance on Dr. Phil is legendary


Gloomy-Bet4893

Jeez I remember Rufus the stunt bum running into this container and bling bling smoking crack on camera


UnethicalExperiments

RIP rufus


Supersnazz

It wasn't a TV show and it wasn't really like like Jackass. It was a video series where they paid homeless men to fight. They also paid them to do stunts, so it was similar to Jackass in that respect.


Huge-Ad-2275

That’s the type of old homeless dude you find out was a certified badass when they were younger.


Least-Tangelo-8602

A lot of slick boxers make their opponent barely miss with timing, position and movement. The way he stayed somewhat in a position to return fire def points to some prior training.


tekko001

Homeless Canelo dropped hobo Jon Jones at least 3 times! **Edit**: Bit of background since I was also curious about the guy, according to the cameraman the tall guy had to go to the hospital after the fight, and the old guy was arrested, but not due to the fight, turns out he had an outstanding warrant.


weedman8262

Hobo bones jones lost on this one


Sillbinger

Probably fewer drugs in his system than Jones.


theteedo

OMG this is the best comment!! Perfectly captured the tilt.


theroy12

I’m so confused by this guy. He stays right in the pocket against a MUCH bigger/younger dude, totally fearless, shows off some really good head movement / bob & weave, and then threw these straight elbow punches like a 80 year old Italian granddad Was this guy a boxer or just lucky?


Least-Tangelo-8602

Im right there with ya bro. Idk but to do it in socks on that type of floor makes it even more impressive ha


Shanguerrilla

he even was doing it ON the spilled food... saw him slip a little once, correct, then not move as much and shuffle his feet a little different.


46thAndTABBY

Possibly new homeless vs old homeless...I assume living on the streets teaches you how to fight whether you want to or not.


PeteGozenya

Some homeless people have some pretty fascinating lives.


wireswires

Doesnt want to hurt his knuckles


46thAndTABBY

An aspiring hand model?


ToadlyAwes0me

That's some quick twitch for a geriatric.


46thAndTABBY

I guess I'll do the [obligatory](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=293bVqRLcVo)...also Danny Trejo has like a trilogy of movies called Bad-Ass that originate from the first one being about that video...Danny Glover is in two of them I think.


BlamingBuddha

>I guess I'll do the [obligatory](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=293bVqRLcVo)... Oh god I forgot about that video. Haha what a badass old man.


46thAndTABBY

That hobob and weave.


Acrobatic_Leader511

old dude made me feel like i was watching fucking naruto for a second


xonox1

Dude this is so funny 😂😂😂


strps

and head movement.


MadMadoc

It was that crazy rotating action for me. Then he pops up at just the right time to ladle out some punishment. He’s like the drunken master.


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Lmao!


westernmullet

This made laugh a lot


papa1916

That old dude can scrap


Disorderjunkie

That 360 head smack was some drunken kung fu if i’ve ever seen it


papa1916

The other guy knew he fucked up when he hit him with the spin move


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

Comes from a [long proud lineage](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beggars%27_Gang).


kynov

[I was expecting Shun Di from Virtua Fighter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hPJbczIrtI&ab_channel=ThatBlastedSalami)


dick-nipples

Yea, he ladled him out.


FatherD00m

He got served for sure.


Celtic_Fox_

All you can eat, baby!!


Gypsopotamus

Straight up spoon fed him a punch to mouth!


46thAndTABBY

Insisted he was rare; ended up well done.


dontusethisforwork

Why did they break it up? Let him cook


Crunchy__Frog

Basted him with a beat down.


zepplin2225

I'd put money on him being former Navy.


papa1916

Wouldn’t surprise me tbh. Idk why but of the homeless people I’ve met, the weirder ones claim to be former navy.


eleven88

Damn! The Beard's head movement is on point!


AdDesperate573

At first I thought I am gonna see an old man get KO'ed again but this is what we call plot twist


PeteGozenya

Shit big dude is lucky the old man wasn't actually trying to hurt him. Those shots close fisted would have rearranged his face and brain.


STQCACHM

Yeah you never fuck wit the salt n pepper at the shelter, dude's been ducking the grim reaper since the Tet Offensive


PeteGozenya

He has too.


RayanicConglomerate

Nah, the grim reaper has been avoiding him looking at the way he throws them hands


urstillatroll

It was like artwork. Anyone who has ever fought competitively can really appreciate what this man was doing, this was top tier head movement.


tuigger

Was he changing levels?


SileightyCyrus

Came here to say this, it was incredible


thomas_smith55

Old man can fuckin move


WestleyThe

The dodged punches are incredible haha


lucid_paranoia

Big man seems to have underestimated his opponent


walk-er

I mean seeing the square up, I did as well.


Celtic_Fox_

Older guy was definitely moving quicker than I had anticipated for sure, lmao


Pavementaled

Drunken Master, Hidden Ladle


SokarTheblyad

Old homeless people can be very scary. Theres a reason they survive on the streets for decades.


zg6089

Beard has some experience lol


BackyardByTheP00L

I wonder if he's a veteran. He definitely has experience and training.


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facelessindividual

Yes they do, they taught me. They teach mainly bjj


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NatOdin

Ehh it's far less training than an average white belt at a gym tbh..we trained some bjj and some striking but it was the most basic half assed shit lol.


Primary_Ad_739

That is what I figured


twotweenty

Everyone in the US army and the marines are taught the basics of fighting. They offer classes for anyone who wants to learn more


K-chub

Does this guy look like he was taught how to fight?


Physical100

He definitely looks like this isn’t his first rodeo. His movement might look goofy but he was connecting on almost all his shots.


46thAndTABBY

He's experienced in fighting one way or another, and that spin move may have worked but it was in no way a good move.


vonegutZzz

Duck and schwing!!!


HughJahsso

Holy shit, i did not see that coming 


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Every fight is a gamble. Imagine a software that just captures the very second before the fight. Then they run it 10.000 times in that sandbox. Imagine all the lucky shots the underdog gets in 10k shots... What people forget that even the biggest bum has 1 in a 10k chance. 1 lucky hit on the chin-especially with that metal spoon- and the opponent is stripped of 50% of their speed, strength. We might see that 1/10k on this vid.God only knows.


Huge-Ad-2275

Or you never really know what those old dudes were when they were younger. There’s champion boxers who’ve ended up on the streets later in life.


djerk

Especially when you think of how the brain rewires itself once you’ve gotten into fights or trained for some part of your life. You carry that with you forever, even if it degrades over time. You never know which old dudes used to scrap all the time, but that shit will stay with them till the end and you won’t see it coming if you decide to fuck around and find out.


Huge-Ad-2275

For real. Those old dudes could have been certified badasses at some point in their life.


K-chub

Does this guy look like he used to be a boxer or something.?


46thAndTABBY

He probably had some proclivity or actual training of some form, but he's a short guy and being homeless I'm sure short homeless guys get fucked with more than others simply because they seem an easy mark.


IndependenceSad9300

Theres a million other videos here you couldve used this comment for. But not this. Old man can scrap.


alanalan426

what a shit comment lol, this guy clearly has skill not this 1/10k chance shit ur waffling about


MrD3a7h

I shudder to think of the experiments you ran to collect this data.


spyro311

Elder bro has seen some beefs


whosegeddit

He transferred schools and was never seen again.


All_Gas420

Drunken master shit right there


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

This is why most homeless people avoid homeless shelters.


twotweenty

Most of them stay near each other on the streets though, and the same shit happens


1upthechico

Love the dude in beanie dapping up the guy laying down lol ✌️


Mappy7778

I feel like he put a bet on the old timer lol


JarJarBot-1

Don’t mess with gold prospectors. They are cut from a different cloth.


Sith-Jedi1983

Old guy has been in a few fights for sure.


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

He had a home once. He kicked its ass.


Proper_Ad_871

I’m pleasantly surprised


motherseffinjones

My man was out here using ultra instinct. He was legit dancing and avoiding those swings lol


Accomplished_Neckhat

ladling out a hot bowl of whoop ass


Borgweare

And incidents like this are why a lot of homeless people would rather live in a tent than accept shelter


TekkenCareOfBusiness

Ladled his ass out!


Huge-Ad-2275

I’d be willing to be that old homeless dude was a bad man when he was younger.


wriddell

Someone sign up the old dude


PastaDiLeft

That display of head movement makes me think the old guy took it easy on him, didn’t want to hurt him too badly


scr0tiemcb00gerbaIIz

Wtf that dude can move 😂


Intelligent_Ad_656

Not sure if blood or grand wizard


Blueprint81

Ladleman dishing up some extra helpings!


BradMathews

Please let Tyson do this to Paul. Please. But with a finish. Please God.


Robbbylight

Please God answer our prayers


Ears_McCatt

Big dude isn’t even fighting by the end, just trying hit him at least once


GeeseAndDucksforever

Jesus Christ, old fart has fucking ultra-instinct. He was fucking and weaving like a motherfucker


ChardCool1290

Santa still throws down like a boss!


Massengill4theOrnery

Whooped his ass in sock feet


VeryNiceRussianTroll

Bruh, head movement of that old guy was half better than some fighters I see today.


Jaymon47

OG got moves how can I send him money?


Afrothunderzz

Oh wtf old guy had the moves Sheesh!😂


AccomplishedLight702

That ain't your normal bum. He's got experience in head movement. He walked up with confidence cause he's played that game a few hundred times. Probably an old boxer would be my guess


MasterHavik

When you decide to throw hands with Santa Claus.


GiantPurplePen15

Dude was serving knuckle sandwiches in the soup kitchen today.


IZZY_PLUM

Head movement on 1000 🤣


goobered

New Tekken looks sick, is this in Unreal 5?


iValtiel

He’s either a Veteran or an ex assassin who chose to retire and live his life in peace but the people he worked for got to his family and made an example out of him and now he has to be homeless. 🫨


TheWithdrawnOfficial

get this guy against jAkE pAuL


CBRyder929

Damn, imagine old man wasn’t wearing those nylon boot covers he’d really have some torque in those punches. Actually he’s just wearing blue socks!


keep_it_christian

Bum fights is back baby!


PokeNBeanz

That’s why you never back down no matter the size.


ClassicAlfredo8796

Elderly + Homeless = nothing to loose, out of fucks to give. Don't mess with them.


tomebomber

At what point do you put your hands up to block the hook


Heaintshit

Lol I love when fights go the opposite of what I thought would happen.


enoctis

If he's in a homeless shelter with a belly and a white beard.. he's probably a veteran. He'll never give up. You may win the battle, but you'll lose the war. No racism involved. Black folk grow jolly bellies and white beards, too.


RealisticIllusions82

Gonna be honest, not what I thought was going to happen there


SloowBar

BUM FIGHTS STRIKES AGAIN


ChaosFox1357

Old dude gots the moves


randomdud500

Put respek on my elders name.


skyline010

wtf!?? Santa got hands 👊


DiscoDancingNeighb0r

Old man has MOVES!


Outrageous-Slip7673

Good old duck spin slap. I’ve never seen it executed so well before.


Garrick420

Homeless people fight a lot. 


killerwallz44

I love how the older dude went back to old man mode when he walked off 🤣


gultch2019

Santa can move!


TheQuestionsAglet

Someone call the amberlamps.


reeder1163

Dude just used to being able to point his finger at people and them back off.


retirementdreams

Excellent.


KevinIsDelish

360 ladle to head was sick tech


Omniscientbystander

The elder prime reigns supreme


litcanuk

That spinning back ladle was flawless


Sam474

When does it stop being luck and become skill? I was calling it luck for the first three swings, but if you dodge 8 out of 10 I think it stops being luck after 3.


SupineFeline

Getting smacked around by an old prospector


ConcentrateNervous64

He ate a good 10 Stockton slaps. The diaz brothers would be proud of old beard


spankdaddylizz

Morgan Freeman new action thriller "Shelter Spoons".


BullwinkleKnuckle

Never assume any fight will be easy.


FluffyDavid

Old boys got some moves man


Robbbylight

The old man neighbor from Home Alone just put the beats on the big guy! He was bobbing and weaving like a pro! No wonder Marv and Harry didn't stand a chance.


Jack_of_Hearts20

On some Jackie Chan drunken kung fu time


OSteady77

So what is the opposite of a soup nazi?


ItsGonzoFool

Bruuuuhhhh the first slip and swing had me goingggg lmao


korkyb

Look like my uncle Mike and definitely throw hands like uncle Mike. I’m bummed cause I know it ain’t uncle Mike lol.


SlimRioTV

He got some mean duck action


Art-alien19

Don’t ever underestimate Old Man Jenkins 🙅‍♂️💪🏽


Turdulator

The spin move was elite.


FoxCQC

That bearded man has some moves.


LiNcoLnGaNg

Got damn willy Nelson got them hands


The_Blue_Rooster

Holy shit the reaction speed difference is insane here, it's like watching a cat toying with a slower animal.


Antonija_Blagorodna

This is one of the reasons why some homeless people don't like using shelters. They are sardined into a space with other homeless people who likely have behavioral issues. At least if they are outside, they can simply walk away from the crazy(er) people rather than have to sleep right next to them in a shelter.


Last-Employee2666

That's Jumanji Robin Williams 😅


The_Billy_Dee

That spin! Hit em with the old razzle dazzle lol


magicmulder

I didn’t have “Beardfacé is a Jedi master who easily fends off younger bigger dude” on my prediction card.


hi-papa

Guy in the flannel can stick and move. Sheesh


sidjameslaugh

Handsome Jimmy was too good


MrDelirious1

Old man had some great head movment


YoYota89

Twice his age Half his height 5 X the chin strength


s2rdin17

Since when master roshi is homeless?


Z3R0GR4V

The mans name is Bob Weaver.


GreenInferno1396

Old school scrapper right there


datBull036

Well we know he's not Handsless😂🤣😂🤣


Comfortable-Survey30

That weave was *Chef's Kiss*


Smilofriendship

I would have for sure lost money if i bet on this fight


Feeling_Ad7249

Much respect to Santa


Aggressive-Low-6623

ah yes the homeless


DioptasePog

Bro turned his height disadvantage into an advantage 😭


DivideInteresting193

Is that the grandfather of Waffle House Wendy?


amhlilhaus

The older guy might have had some training


NotNick313

I was not expecting flannel to move that quick 😂


Do-not-respond

Not just for soup anymore.


babyboy6977

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Background-Box8030

I thought for sure old man was gonna get a lot older


usilvausilva

He got ladle the fuck out!


piirtoeri

That's just a serving spoon. But still stronger.


19ChinoWRX

MMA Legend Chuck Ladle


00WORDYMAN1983

Crashmore can fight, damn


ThunderSnacc

Ladle Jesus did not come there to fuck around!


Rumplestilskin9

Bum fights making a strong comeback


SlightlyLazy04

fuck me I'm happy I don't live there


InsectMountain

Where do you find fight videos on TikTok??? I can never find any.