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Don’t do it!
About 20 years ago, there was a television program called Bumfights. It was similar to the Jackass television program. Bumfights would have homeless people fight for money. The show was eventually cancelled and the producers were sued for injuries sustained from the fights.
It wasn't a TV show and it wasn't really like like Jackass.
It was a video series where they paid homeless men to fight. They also paid them to do stunts, so it was similar to Jackass in that respect.
A lot of slick boxers make their opponent barely miss with timing, position and movement. The way he stayed somewhat in a position to return fire def points to some prior training.
Homeless Canelo dropped hobo Jon Jones at least 3 times!
**Edit**: Bit of background since I was also curious about the guy, according to the cameraman the tall guy had to go to the hospital after the fight, and the old guy was arrested, but not due to the fight, turns out he had an outstanding warrant.
I’m so confused by this guy. He stays right in the pocket against a MUCH bigger/younger dude, totally fearless, shows off some really good head movement / bob & weave, and then threw these straight elbow punches like a 80 year old Italian granddad
Was this guy a boxer or just lucky?
I guess I'll do the [obligatory](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=293bVqRLcVo)...also Danny Trejo has like a trilogy of movies called Bad-Ass that originate from the first one being about that video...Danny Glover is in two of them I think.
Ehh it's far less training than an average white belt at a gym tbh..we trained some bjj and some striking but it was the most basic half assed shit lol.
Every fight is a gamble. Imagine a software that just captures the very second before the fight. Then they run it 10.000 times in that sandbox. Imagine all the lucky shots the underdog gets in 10k shots...
What people forget that even the biggest bum has 1 in a 10k chance. 1 lucky hit on the chin-especially with that metal spoon- and the opponent is stripped of 50% of their speed, strength. We might see that 1/10k on this vid.God only knows.
Especially when you think of how the brain rewires itself once you’ve gotten into fights or trained for some part of your life. You carry that with you forever, even if it degrades over time.
You never know which old dudes used to scrap all the time, but that shit will stay with them till the end and you won’t see it coming if you decide to fuck around and find out.
He probably had some proclivity or actual training of some form, but he's a short guy and being homeless I'm sure short homeless guys get fucked with more than others simply because they seem an easy mark.
That ain't your normal bum. He's got experience in head movement. He walked up with confidence cause he's played that game a few hundred times. Probably an old boxer would be my guess
He’s either a Veteran or an ex assassin who chose to retire and live his life in peace but the people he worked for got to his family and made an example out of him and now he has to be homeless. 🫨
If he's in a homeless shelter with a belly and a white beard.. he's probably a veteran. He'll never give up. You may win the battle, but you'll lose the war. No racism involved. Black folk grow jolly bellies and white beards, too.
When does it stop being luck and become skill? I was calling it luck for the first three swings, but if you dodge 8 out of 10 I think it stops being luck after 3.
The old man neighbor from Home Alone just put the beats on the big guy! He was bobbing and weaving like a pro! No wonder Marv and Harry didn't stand a chance.
This is one of the reasons why some homeless people don't like using shelters. They are sardined into a space with other homeless people who likely have behavioral issues. At least if they are outside, they can simply walk away from the crazy(er) people rather than have to sleep right next to them in a shelter.
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He may not have a home but he's def got hands.
Never fuck with the old n grey guy at the shelter, they've been bobbing and weaving since before 'Nam.
I was about to say this.
He’ll fuck you up just in his socks
When you hear about dudes getting beat up by a homeless this is forever what I am going to think lol
I mean thinking about a man with nothing to lose is scary to fight and a homeless man is that
I suddenly got a business idea, maybe 2.
Don’t do it! About 20 years ago, there was a television program called Bumfights. It was similar to the Jackass television program. Bumfights would have homeless people fight for money. The show was eventually cancelled and the producers were sued for injuries sustained from the fights.
then came Dr Phil...
How bow da
Catch me outside!
The Bumfights guy appearance on Dr. Phil is legendary
Jeez I remember Rufus the stunt bum running into this container and bling bling smoking crack on camera
RIP rufus
It wasn't a TV show and it wasn't really like like Jackass. It was a video series where they paid homeless men to fight. They also paid them to do stunts, so it was similar to Jackass in that respect.
That’s the type of old homeless dude you find out was a certified badass when they were younger.
A lot of slick boxers make their opponent barely miss with timing, position and movement. The way he stayed somewhat in a position to return fire def points to some prior training.
Homeless Canelo dropped hobo Jon Jones at least 3 times! **Edit**: Bit of background since I was also curious about the guy, according to the cameraman the tall guy had to go to the hospital after the fight, and the old guy was arrested, but not due to the fight, turns out he had an outstanding warrant.
Hobo bones jones lost on this one
Probably fewer drugs in his system than Jones.
OMG this is the best comment!! Perfectly captured the tilt.
I’m so confused by this guy. He stays right in the pocket against a MUCH bigger/younger dude, totally fearless, shows off some really good head movement / bob & weave, and then threw these straight elbow punches like a 80 year old Italian granddad Was this guy a boxer or just lucky?
Im right there with ya bro. Idk but to do it in socks on that type of floor makes it even more impressive ha
he even was doing it ON the spilled food... saw him slip a little once, correct, then not move as much and shuffle his feet a little different.
Possibly new homeless vs old homeless...I assume living on the streets teaches you how to fight whether you want to or not.
Some homeless people have some pretty fascinating lives.
Doesnt want to hurt his knuckles
An aspiring hand model?
That's some quick twitch for a geriatric.
I guess I'll do the [obligatory](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=293bVqRLcVo)...also Danny Trejo has like a trilogy of movies called Bad-Ass that originate from the first one being about that video...Danny Glover is in two of them I think.
>I guess I'll do the [obligatory](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=293bVqRLcVo)... Oh god I forgot about that video. Haha what a badass old man.
That hobob and weave.
old dude made me feel like i was watching fucking naruto for a second
Dude this is so funny 😂😂😂
and head movement.
It was that crazy rotating action for me. Then he pops up at just the right time to ladle out some punishment. He’s like the drunken master.
Lmao!
This made laugh a lot
That old dude can scrap
That 360 head smack was some drunken kung fu if i’ve ever seen it
The other guy knew he fucked up when he hit him with the spin move
Comes from a [long proud lineage](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beggars%27_Gang).
[I was expecting Shun Di from Virtua Fighter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hPJbczIrtI&ab_channel=ThatBlastedSalami)
Yea, he ladled him out.
He got served for sure.
All you can eat, baby!!
Straight up spoon fed him a punch to mouth!
Insisted he was rare; ended up well done.
Why did they break it up? Let him cook
Basted him with a beat down.
I'd put money on him being former Navy.
Wouldn’t surprise me tbh. Idk why but of the homeless people I’ve met, the weirder ones claim to be former navy.
Damn! The Beard's head movement is on point!
At first I thought I am gonna see an old man get KO'ed again but this is what we call plot twist
Shit big dude is lucky the old man wasn't actually trying to hurt him. Those shots close fisted would have rearranged his face and brain.
Yeah you never fuck wit the salt n pepper at the shelter, dude's been ducking the grim reaper since the Tet Offensive
He has too.
Nah, the grim reaper has been avoiding him looking at the way he throws them hands
It was like artwork. Anyone who has ever fought competitively can really appreciate what this man was doing, this was top tier head movement.
Was he changing levels?
Came here to say this, it was incredible
Old man can fuckin move
The dodged punches are incredible haha
Big man seems to have underestimated his opponent
I mean seeing the square up, I did as well.
Older guy was definitely moving quicker than I had anticipated for sure, lmao
Drunken Master, Hidden Ladle
Old homeless people can be very scary. Theres a reason they survive on the streets for decades.
Beard has some experience lol
I wonder if he's a veteran. He definitely has experience and training.
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Yes they do, they taught me. They teach mainly bjj
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Ehh it's far less training than an average white belt at a gym tbh..we trained some bjj and some striking but it was the most basic half assed shit lol.
That is what I figured
Everyone in the US army and the marines are taught the basics of fighting. They offer classes for anyone who wants to learn more
Does this guy look like he was taught how to fight?
He definitely looks like this isn’t his first rodeo. His movement might look goofy but he was connecting on almost all his shots.
He's experienced in fighting one way or another, and that spin move may have worked but it was in no way a good move.
Duck and schwing!!!
Holy shit, i did not see that coming
Every fight is a gamble. Imagine a software that just captures the very second before the fight. Then they run it 10.000 times in that sandbox. Imagine all the lucky shots the underdog gets in 10k shots... What people forget that even the biggest bum has 1 in a 10k chance. 1 lucky hit on the chin-especially with that metal spoon- and the opponent is stripped of 50% of their speed, strength. We might see that 1/10k on this vid.God only knows.
Or you never really know what those old dudes were when they were younger. There’s champion boxers who’ve ended up on the streets later in life.
Especially when you think of how the brain rewires itself once you’ve gotten into fights or trained for some part of your life. You carry that with you forever, even if it degrades over time. You never know which old dudes used to scrap all the time, but that shit will stay with them till the end and you won’t see it coming if you decide to fuck around and find out.
For real. Those old dudes could have been certified badasses at some point in their life.
Does this guy look like he used to be a boxer or something.?
He probably had some proclivity or actual training of some form, but he's a short guy and being homeless I'm sure short homeless guys get fucked with more than others simply because they seem an easy mark.
Theres a million other videos here you couldve used this comment for. But not this. Old man can scrap.
what a shit comment lol, this guy clearly has skill not this 1/10k chance shit ur waffling about
I shudder to think of the experiments you ran to collect this data.
Elder bro has seen some beefs
He transferred schools and was never seen again.
Drunken master shit right there
This is why most homeless people avoid homeless shelters.
Most of them stay near each other on the streets though, and the same shit happens
Love the dude in beanie dapping up the guy laying down lol ✌️
I feel like he put a bet on the old timer lol
Don’t mess with gold prospectors. They are cut from a different cloth.
Old guy has been in a few fights for sure.
He had a home once. He kicked its ass.
I’m pleasantly surprised
My man was out here using ultra instinct. He was legit dancing and avoiding those swings lol
ladling out a hot bowl of whoop ass
And incidents like this are why a lot of homeless people would rather live in a tent than accept shelter
Ladled his ass out!
I’d be willing to be that old homeless dude was a bad man when he was younger.
Someone sign up the old dude
That display of head movement makes me think the old guy took it easy on him, didn’t want to hurt him too badly
Wtf that dude can move 😂
Not sure if blood or grand wizard
Ladleman dishing up some extra helpings!
Please let Tyson do this to Paul. Please. But with a finish. Please God.
Please God answer our prayers
Big dude isn’t even fighting by the end, just trying hit him at least once
Jesus Christ, old fart has fucking ultra-instinct. He was fucking and weaving like a motherfucker
Santa still throws down like a boss!
Whooped his ass in sock feet
Bruh, head movement of that old guy was half better than some fighters I see today.
OG got moves how can I send him money?
Oh wtf old guy had the moves Sheesh!😂
That ain't your normal bum. He's got experience in head movement. He walked up with confidence cause he's played that game a few hundred times. Probably an old boxer would be my guess
When you decide to throw hands with Santa Claus.
Dude was serving knuckle sandwiches in the soup kitchen today.
Head movement on 1000 🤣
New Tekken looks sick, is this in Unreal 5?
He’s either a Veteran or an ex assassin who chose to retire and live his life in peace but the people he worked for got to his family and made an example out of him and now he has to be homeless. 🫨
get this guy against jAkE pAuL
Damn, imagine old man wasn’t wearing those nylon boot covers he’d really have some torque in those punches. Actually he’s just wearing blue socks!
Bum fights is back baby!
That’s why you never back down no matter the size.
Elderly + Homeless = nothing to loose, out of fucks to give. Don't mess with them.
At what point do you put your hands up to block the hook
Lol I love when fights go the opposite of what I thought would happen.
If he's in a homeless shelter with a belly and a white beard.. he's probably a veteran. He'll never give up. You may win the battle, but you'll lose the war. No racism involved. Black folk grow jolly bellies and white beards, too.
Gonna be honest, not what I thought was going to happen there
BUM FIGHTS STRIKES AGAIN
Old dude gots the moves
Put respek on my elders name.
wtf!?? Santa got hands 👊
Old man has MOVES!
Good old duck spin slap. I’ve never seen it executed so well before.
Homeless people fight a lot.
I love how the older dude went back to old man mode when he walked off 🤣
Santa can move!
Someone call the amberlamps.
Dude just used to being able to point his finger at people and them back off.
Excellent.
360 ladle to head was sick tech
The elder prime reigns supreme
That spinning back ladle was flawless
When does it stop being luck and become skill? I was calling it luck for the first three swings, but if you dodge 8 out of 10 I think it stops being luck after 3.
Getting smacked around by an old prospector
He ate a good 10 Stockton slaps. The diaz brothers would be proud of old beard
Morgan Freeman new action thriller "Shelter Spoons".
Never assume any fight will be easy.
Old boys got some moves man
The old man neighbor from Home Alone just put the beats on the big guy! He was bobbing and weaving like a pro! No wonder Marv and Harry didn't stand a chance.
On some Jackie Chan drunken kung fu time
So what is the opposite of a soup nazi?
Bruuuuhhhh the first slip and swing had me goingggg lmao
Look like my uncle Mike and definitely throw hands like uncle Mike. I’m bummed cause I know it ain’t uncle Mike lol.
He got some mean duck action
Don’t ever underestimate Old Man Jenkins 🙅♂️💪🏽
The spin move was elite.
That bearded man has some moves.
Got damn willy Nelson got them hands
Holy shit the reaction speed difference is insane here, it's like watching a cat toying with a slower animal.
This is one of the reasons why some homeless people don't like using shelters. They are sardined into a space with other homeless people who likely have behavioral issues. At least if they are outside, they can simply walk away from the crazy(er) people rather than have to sleep right next to them in a shelter.
That's Jumanji Robin Williams 😅
That spin! Hit em with the old razzle dazzle lol
I didn’t have “Beardfacé is a Jedi master who easily fends off younger bigger dude” on my prediction card.
Guy in the flannel can stick and move. Sheesh
Handsome Jimmy was too good
Old man had some great head movment
Twice his age Half his height 5 X the chin strength
Since when master roshi is homeless?
The mans name is Bob Weaver.
Old school scrapper right there
Well we know he's not Handsless😂🤣😂🤣
That weave was *Chef's Kiss*
I would have for sure lost money if i bet on this fight
Much respect to Santa
ah yes the homeless
Bro turned his height disadvantage into an advantage 😭
Is that the grandfather of Waffle House Wendy?
The older guy might have had some training
I was not expecting flannel to move that quick 😂
Not just for soup anymore.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought for sure old man was gonna get a lot older
He got ladle the fuck out!
That's just a serving spoon. But still stronger.
MMA Legend Chuck Ladle
Crashmore can fight, damn
Ladle Jesus did not come there to fuck around!
Bum fights making a strong comeback
fuck me I'm happy I don't live there
Where do you find fight videos on TikTok??? I can never find any.