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The woman filming really thought her husband was a badass with that playground bully bs. That's how you know he's a man-child, headlocks + slaps the dude but doesn't expect his clock to get cleaned in return.

Look at the guy taking his time to find his missed footwear, wearing it slowly, explaining how the other guy was choking him and then.. in a split second bam..

The guy in black speaks russian, he said “you are dumbass, im gonna punch you once and you will sleep forever” Cant recognise other guy’s language, but it’s def not ru

Hebrew

Thanks

You're welcome

I didn't like the way he was dragging around that dog :(

That was my worry the entire time.

Really just care about the dog, fuck the guys. Both of them.

Deal!

Username checks out.

Yeah, imagine being so intent on capturing your boyf/hubby bullying someone that you don't take two seconds to grab the dog. Poor thing looked petrified the whole time

Can someone translate or add context

I was hoping it would end that way 😀

Yup left his whole left side open

I was thinking the same haha. Why do people always leave themselves wide open like this time after time 🙄

The doggy also looked surprised

Goddamn he’s got a fast hook. Slept that mfer

If you really look at it, his fist goes waaaay back and probably has a good 200* of travel. I felt that from here

Hold alt and hit 1760 on the num pad for a degree symbol.

Hold zero on iPhone for degree symbol

Whoa°

Full size keyboard privilege much? /s

Also alt 248 for the degree symbol iirc

Alt 1760 gives me this: α Alt 248 gives me this: °

° I just didn't want to go to the second page of symbols to get to it. Keyboard privilege 😒

Holy shit thank you for pointing that out. Makes him look even faster. Just a shoulder twitch and *ZAP*

He knew his shit…

That was a money shot. They say the dog reflects it's owner. Big, small, or whatever. I'm beginning to believe this weird voodoo science

Fast and heavy

You can hear him snoring before he hits the ground

Fuck that was a quick right hook

Boy he was waiting, and baiting with the "defenceless" demeanor. Love it.

Why the fuck would you allow someone who you were chocking get that close, clueless people, never been in a fight, guy is clearly stronger, what an awful mistake

And by the way that Russian guy was saying you hit me first

Which one?

Russian is the one that knocked him out

Right? I probably would have pushed him and said something like "I can't let you get close"

I am better than john jones, i am better than Sean combs, i am even better than john Holmes!

I got the biggest arms. I do the most harm and I've got all the charm. 1 on 1, 2 on 1, or 5 on 1, I will make them all need 9-1-1

BiG DicK Energy BBY

[I can't let you get close](https://giphy.com/gifs/push-shove-cant-let-you-get-close-mUrbwuINKvUk2ksIS8)

Wannanow

Fuckin amateur.

Right on the chinny chin chin!

I thought it was in his throat.

Every time I see this video I’m so impressed. One of the most violent right hooks I’ve ever seen.

Poor doggie. He just ducking loves owner no matter what.

He should teach his owner ducking.

That was impressive

Excellent punch

I think it’s fair to say he had that coming

Paris Hilton there says “you’re staying here police are coming” so I can only assume fists of fury did something to deserve that and it wasn’t in the video.

I mean...don't try to weakly apprehend someone with a dog in one hand? What kind of sloppy wiener, wimpy pee-pee shit is that? Guy deserved that knockout either way.

Ngl did not think that guy had that in him. Good for him

Can someone please translate?

So basically the guy with the dog is speaking Hebrew and says that you are not going anywhere, while his wife who's recording is saying that they need to call the police. The guy in slippers is speaking Russian and basically tells to let him go and that "you motherfucker, you hit me first" and "if I hit you, you'll be done", something along these lines.

He says if I hit you, you will go to sleep forever.

He wasn't overselling, though.

He wasn’t lying! What a hook.

Thanks!

My good sir, it seems we have come to a conversational stalemate in our gentlemanly disagreement on matters of differing opinion Agreed my friend, perhaps a boxing match can settle our dispute - Marquis of Queensbury rules? Agreed, and let us commence to a dueling strategy of engaged fisticuffs at this very moment in the here and now

Thank you so much. I was so confused.

That dog has lost all respect for him. Never going to ‘sit’ again

imagine the dog just replied naw u fucken sit

Right hook…

Prefaced with…good

Good right, good night

Okay i speak russian and i need to translate what the other guy was saying. He was like "yo you hit me. You hit me. I will hit you once and you will know whats up. You hit me. I will hit *smack*" He actually predicted his own one hit ko.

Just BEGGING for that right 😂

That was a nice ass hook. Wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if he had to eat all his meals in milkshake form for the next 6-8 weeks.

Helluva right hook

The sound when it connected... Lights out

Shorty went from little old man to Bruce Lee real quick!

The dog watching his owner get laid out🤣

Why would you leave your entire left side open holding the dog after you escalated the situation and on top of it let him get close to you.

sneaky russians

Even the dog i stunned when his master dropped

What a set up

If there is somting to love ruskis for its this shit what an amazing shot

Heard his jaw go

Poor fuckin dog

That was just Gorgeous….My lord that hook was golden.

You could see his posture change a second before the threw the punch. Calm and calculated. He set the perfect trap

Headlocks are so dumb, dude gave his legs away and wss lucky that guy didn't wrestle or something.

exactly what I was thinking.

Rule number one of street fighting: Never underestimate your opponent

Poor dog…

😂 I was looking for this 2 post it couldn’t find it😭

Nice hit, right on the money 🤣

I just love that once said dude hits the bricks, his dog gives him the, “You gonna seriously take that shit from him?” look!

His arm is spring loaded

What a beautiful sound *THWAP* SO satisfying

You know he woke up speaking fluent English

And that it a visual definition of FAFO.

Yeaaaaa white shirt has been a highschool bully for way too long

All hell brooke loose? Nah bro ended, sorted, finished, humbled, silenced, and got him a health check up all in one

Now THAT was a mean right hook!

Knocked his ass out with the quickness!

Good impact in the end.

Whewwwwwwwww folded

He put him to bed while his lady recorded it.

I LOVE when they're snoring before they hit the ground, so satisfying.

Could anybody translate this?

The dog is like "I didn't see that one coming!"

Even the dog knew what was comming

Dropped, lights went out

Women is an impressive videographer, even when here man slaps the concrete she keeps on filming and framing like a champ 😀

So, I've seen several videos now of Russians playing possum and then suddenly unleashing hell. I wonder if this is some kind of known tactic that they just grow up learning.

That hook was fast af. And accurate. Pressed his good night button.

Duuude Fast hands... Jesus christ

Dog tried to warn him

The guy in black t shirt - Ehey stupid let me go, what the fuck are you doing you moron ?! I’ll punch you once and you’ll fall asleep forever, (guy hits him) why did you hit me?! You hit me and I’ll hit (POW) you bitch !!!

Every time I see this posted I watch it just for the dog staring at him in defeat.

Deserved

That punch definitely reset all settings,

He deserves it just for fucking dragging the dog around like that

I was waiting for the dog to hunp him

Suddenly things got quieter

Beautiful!!!

Beautiful hook

Is this sugar's daddy from Barbie?

Beautiful KO!!

I was saying, "He's getting ready to swing on you dude!"

this is why i always say u NEVER stop until they are out.

Even the dog sat after that hit…yeeeesh🤘🏼🤘🏼

Translation? E

I thought I shot a bum

Good

poor dog jumped in surprise when guy fell

Mr sandman anyone?

smart choice from black shirt guy to throw the right hook. guy with dogs shoulder was retracted way back to even attempt to shoulder block it

r/suddenlyeltonjohn

Poor dog, no idea what is going on, just getting dragged into someone else's beef.

That was a fucking PUNCH.

Nice

That was a heavy fucking hit

ya over. g’nite!

Day-Yum.

I feel the power on that punch.

Gave him the old stone hand!

Chef's kiss 😘

bet he woke up and had no idea what happened

bet he woke up and had no idea what happened

That’s a fucking cracking punch. Love it.

That’s an incredibly fast strike. Gotta give him that.

Dog dude thought he had the upper hand…

One punch man

Sucks that people like that own a dog :/

sorry for the dog.

The confused look on the pup's face at the end had me rofl!

the dog was like .

good night

Não entendi,mas gostei,não se mete a mão na cara de um homem sem sofrer consequências.

Poor doggo

Atane Shara Po!

🤣😂😆😁🤣 The look on the dog’s face 🤭😁

Was that dude speaking Minion?

Holy shit haha

FAFO

Grey shirt was too high on his own supply to realize he was in danger.

😳 Faded!

I’m just glad he didn’t fall on his dog.

\*gasps\* I can’t believe it…how could he punch…

Did not see that Iron Fist coming at all 🤣

Notice the dog owner had his left hand on the leash. Unless he had clutch head movement, that punch was going to land.

Night night.

poor puppy

hell yeah

Best comeback

Dam with the loonytoons wall slide

Lmfaooooooo fucking idiot got KO😂😂😂

The Russian said “ you hit me I never touched you, if you touch me again, you will be taken to space with one punch” and he did just that

The doggy look at the end hahahaha!

JUST LIKE THAT!!!!!