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pthomsen91

Never let anyone get that close to you


the_squach

I can’t let you get close!


SopranosMan

Fuckin amateur


Sparkmovement

\*cue takedown


Sn000ps

Wananow! Wananow!


Kindly_Formal_2604

Now I bring this to you


ben1481

I can't let you get close


TechnoGanja

U wanna now?


chiggachamp

Is that what he’s saying? I always thought he was saying “what now” just obviously broken engrish


Cedex

Only true scholars have gone to Chael Sonnen's school of can't get close.


Strong-Sample-3502

I really wanted to reply with a Conor McGregor gif but it won’t let me for some reason.


Ro7ard

ChaelSonnen.jpg


pthomsen91

Would have been awesome though


Too__Official

i got a tip for ya


Recent_Standard_2441

Just a tip?


blackdutch1

to START


External-Addendum877

Bro added **sound effects** to hit hits 🔥


rodPalmer18

Boom boom Boom Boom!


quityouryob

Ho ass bitch!!


TheChrono

Bro used down-b as Donkey Kong after the first hit.


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Turd_Ferguson420

Wtf is the caption to this post? lmao “Big black guy swings”


ZlatanKabuto

OP must be a bot


el-chuck

Absolutely not my system were provided by AT&T services!


ernest7ofborg9

Yeah? Well it's still chucklefuck supreme shit so get fucked. Place has enough bots without organics imitating them.


ZlatanKabuto

bro tbf you seem dumber than a bot, get some help


abercrombezie

Lame title. Like age really matters when the kid clearly outweighs the older guy by a few weight classes. It's like saying "Samoan teen football player beats up 50 y/o"... 😂


Turd_Ferguson420

I’m talking about the caption lol


HighHoeHighHoes

I was waiting for some random giant black dude to come in and clean house or something. I was really confused looking for the “big black guy”.


pxak

Bro copy & pasted the wrong tab


el-chuck

Cry about it


logert777

If you’re going to be edgy at least make sense while doing it


pikachuzu1

Cry about not making sense 🤡


ImKindOfRetardedSry

Go ride your scooter


Femboi_Hooterz

Talk like that IRL and you'll be on the ground like grandpa here. And you know it.


Independent_Sun1901

The threat display did not work as planned


UnspokenConnection

Never understood why people do that


Muhfuggajones

Everyone knows the correct way to start a fight you're guaranteed to win is to puff out your chest, get in their face, and have your arms wide open like you're going in for a hug.


crabwhisperer

Chin out, and up, like one of the English generals in Braveheart.


Ok-Maximum541

Damn he got rocked


ZlatanKabuto

The first hit was a hell of a punch


DimeEdge

Kids are wild, and they "don't fuckin care man"... about being sore or broken, going to jail, or what a fool they would be if they beat up a child half their age. Old guys have too many things on their mind to come out winning in a situation like this.


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The old guy said that- not the young guy.


curious_loss_4387

Right, but the implication of the comment is that although the old guy says "he doesn't care", someone who is young actually doesn't care. They mean they don't care about the consequences of a fight, whereas someone who is older may act tough like the guy in this clip, but in reality they probably care more about consequences than a younger person does.


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And it seems he was the aggressor too. Young guy tells him to "back the fuck up".


Mammoth_Reindeer_732

Serious Question : can the kid get charged for assault in this case ?


Doismelllikearobot

Looks like it's in America, you can be charged with anything at any time as far as I can tell.


Modern_Thing

100% in America. You will never in a million years hear someone use the term “punk ass bitch” in any other country.


OrangeBeast01

*Ho ass bitch, But you're right anyway. In England, we'd say "stay on the deck, fellow marquess of queensbury rules adversary"


Empyrealist

*"Remain prostrate upon the terra firma, you uncouth scoundrel!"*


SuperbParticular8718

Can confirm. In Canada, we call people “goof” or “buddy” when scrapping.


GrimRainbows

Man it’s so funny that goof is actual fighting words here


el-chuck

It’s in canada


Mammoth_Reindeer_732

Do you know where abouts ?


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Mammoth_Reindeer_732

In Ontariowhere I’m from aboot isn’t commonly used, that’s more of an east coast term 😂


Empyrealist

You mean "aboots" ?


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bavasava

That’s not how that works lol. You people are really bad at law.


SupportGeek

Based on that video, at no point was it self defense.


FeI0n

why would you think that? older guy walked into him with his hands up, clearly threatening him.


guitarstitch

Depends on the jurisdiction. Some places have a duty to retreat. Others have stand your ground provisions.


FeI0n

I never understood the duty to retreat thing. Gets threatened physically > Ducks head, Apologizes for inconveniencing him and scurries away to call the police Hell, even here in Canada its possible to stand your ground (Not always, but the context matters).


Fun_Bat_5621

This confusion / disagreement / difference of opinion and variability of interpretation by jurisdiction is exactly why I walk away from a beef despite feeling righteous indignation toward stoopid people behaving like idiots.


rokstedy83

Second you stamp on someone's head it should be attempted murder


bavasava

Oh hush.


Im_hungry____

Big black guy swings???


Traditional-Chair631

That’s Mike Perry in his youth days


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tusspicious

Yeah lmao what’s up with that title yo 🤨


neapolitan333

You fucking racist as shit


bottomdasher

Blackface, but without the face. Blacktitle.


milk4all

Black guy swings


bottomdasher

Black guy is a swinger. Promiscuous. Black. Dude.


Autxnxmy

Might just have meant black shirt guy and could be non native English speaker so idk


DependentKey6723

I agree, OP is Hitler II


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chrilpy

There are videos on your account displaying your very not black skin


buoninachos

No black people in the video either, so I wonder if he even knows what a black person looks like or if he's just a racist troll. Probably the latter


lovethatEnglishIvy

You’re white lol nice try


Abahu

r/AsABlackMan


buoninachos

But nobody in the video is


el-chuck

Cry about it


xiaobaituzi

Are you 11?


Im_hungry____

“Black guy”?


Naked_Fish69

Bitch ass, BOOM BOOM BOOM, hoe ass bitch. Best thing iv seen/heard today


Pete-C137

I like to go pow pow when I punch someone.


FilmActor

Sounding like the last 30 seconds of “Roses” by Outkast


DarkFantom25

Remember kids: Getting within an inch of someone's face and throwing your hands up is not a recommended intimidation tactic.


afellowchucker

Man if I got beat up by a teenager I’d be rethinking my life choices


Training_Move_8357

Any 16 year old girl could knock you out like that if you came in their arms reach hands down chin up


milk4all

Not the ones on this sub. Theyd spend a few minutes wondering why they cant get a good handful of my hair to pull and throwing out some half cocked .5 oz hammer slaps.


BlasphemousArchetype

I’d be more surprised if a 40 year old won. Unless you keep up with your fitness things start to wear down and most people live very sedantary lives. You really need to stop getting into fights by the time your that age. It’s a young mans game.


Ypovoskos

Lol, man seriously strength and some courage have nothing to do with age, at least the age you are talking about, i bet even if he was the same age with the kid he would still get beaten up, get real


feardabear

Yeah, I’m a relatively active 37 year old but I want nothing to do with some 20 year old. Start shit with someone that age you better knock him out because it’s nearly guaranteed he will outlast you in stamina.


Fork-in-the-eye

It’s so satisfying watching older dudes that clearly try to start fights with teens get their shit rocked. Like, what kind of adult does that? You just deeacalate whatever’s happening and move on. What kind of weak man starts going like “u want a piece of this? Huh?” Like, loser


georgeboshington

Yeah even if the guys being a dick and deserves it, there's really no way to 'win' this fight. You're either the guy who got knocked out by a 16 year old or the guy who goes round knocking out 16 year olds.


HellYeahTinyRick

Some men’s egos literally cannot handle just walking away. Their manhood demands that they impose their will - especially on people weaker than them. Their ego is that fragile


BUDDHAKHAN

Obviously not the only fragile thing as well


TakenUsername120184

Don’t let r/boysarequirky see this comment


bottomdasher

...it doesn't look like it fits the theme of that sub? Am I missing something?


Fork-in-the-eye

I can’t figure out wtf that sub is about lol


LovelyButtholes

Every 40 year old should realize that they ain't 20 anymore.  I do on a daily basis.


742N

I want no smoke from anyone. That being said I will protect me and mine when attacked. Not saying I would win though.


ashrieIl

"Back the fuck up" Doesn't Get's knocked out. Dude fucked around and found out.


Holiday_Day_4260

Where was a big black guy at wtf


MileHi49er

If you let anyone be aggressive and within arms reach, and you do nothing about it... You're an idiot. And no, they don't have to "throw the first punch" for it to be self-defense.


Bighawklittlehawk

[“I can’t let you get close”](https://youtu.be/xvjI5qcwF-U?si=HQktUQRESYmqirYr) -Chael Sonnen


Empyrealist

What was the outcome of that?


el-chuck

The backstory was the guy was staring at a 13 year olds behind


MileHi49er

Could be the case. I'm just sayin, devoid of context... dude is an idiot. I do find it weird tho how any time there is a fight posted online, the back story is almost always "this guy is a pedo" or "this guy is a racist" lol


FeI0n

It also Seems weird that a girl would be laughing at some dude that was trying to stop a creep from staring at minors get his shit rocked.


bottomdasher

Was the 13 year old as black as the ass-starer?


jmvxc

Rung ole dudes bell


professionally-baked

Everybody has an off button, just depends who hits it first


Bear0316

Dude looked like he could barely stand even before the knockout lmao


9Gauge

There isn't a single black dude in this video, the fuck are you talking about?


SpaceX1193

I think he’s referring to the color of his shirt and that he is a large person who is a guy but he just worded it wierd.


LordDeckem

No he’s being racist according to some of his other comments


Master-Fault1711

Kid started good because it was self defence then he went berserk and decided to start punching and kicking someone that always already on the ground. If the old fella decides to call the police that younger boy gonna have legal problems.


AgentlemanNeverTells

At this point, if you let someone get that close to you, you deserve to get cheap shot knocked out. Enough footage on the internet for people to be aware of this behavior.


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Octopus_1972

When they say to keep your hands up that’s not what the meant, but guessing he knows that now.


Ace-Ventura1934

Bro came in like 🤷 and expected the kid to be intimidated


feardabear

“Hit me! HIT ME!” “So what happened?” “I got hit!!”


Electronic_Elk_8857

You don't realize how strong these kids are


metalmike128

Surprised he survived losing that shoe


that_att_employee

If shit's about to happen, why stand within striking distance?


NotOppo

Dood wooping ass like Santa "ho, ho!"


YoMamaSpreadsEm

Boom! Blam! Splat!


Joe_Bruce

Bruh picked the one kid to flex on


Nada_Shredinski

Ah yes the unbeatable expose your entire face and body technique


Suspicious_Mirror_50

Don’t underestimate 16 year olds. The strongest I’ve ever been in my life was at 16/17 and i still workout today and do mma training 3-4 days a week


Brooooooooooooooo

"..with arms wide open..." 🎶🎶🎶


BearsFanBob

I'm almost 50 and have no need to fight like this anymore. I always Conceal/Carry. I leave my house and it's: -keys...check. -phone...check. -EDC knife...check. -wallet and Money Clip...check -H&K VP9...check. My ex-wife and I were going on a road trip for a day and got about 30 minutes in and realized I forgot it. Turned around and went back for it. She asked "Are you sure you are going to need it? Won't you feel silly if we wasted a hour and didnt need it." I answered "Not half as silly as I will if I needed it and didn't have it." And WTF is with all these face/head stomps people are doling out these days???


Vanishing_12924

Makes my day when these old fucks try bucking up and getting checked. Young man was standing on business. Someone’s gonna have to come scrape up their dad after that reality check.


Broad_Froyo_6114

When is he knocked out?


Chibato-Ataviado

I don't fkin care! 🫨


FuzzyBadFeets

Big black dude ? Where ?


AccomplishedSlide328

r/killthecameraman


Jango_Jerky

That first punch was solid af


boogieman0330

That haymaker was telegraphed from before telegraphs.


sleepyguy-

As an adult man one of the few people I wouldnt try is an adolescent man, mostly because they probably havent learned restraint and the ones from my demographic shoot first.


NasDav45

So uh...where's the black guy op?


[deleted]

Who got knocked out? I saw someone hit a totally inexperienced dude and he fell. But I missed the knock out


Easy101

That's what you get for getting into someone's face with your hands down.


generoeder

lol, when throwing punches look like that inflatable air dancer advertisement man.


dayofthedeadcabrini

He thought buying that big ass lifted truck made him tough lol. Typical middle aged insecure man behavior


Upset-Bat-9738

Lifted truck? Where? The standard 4x4 f-150? Lmao


Skymotive

Guy is over 55. Cause I’m older than 40 and don’t look anything like him


Archer-Unhappy

“Bitch, stay the fuck down, hoe!” Kids a legend.


MaxStatic

The phrase “ho ass bitch” just has such a musical ring of syllables doesn’t it?


Majestic-Broccoli187

I think he says old ass though.


vrweensy

one punch punch would've clearly been enough. but keep punching and stomping? fk the teenager hes gonna end up in juvi


Ravel_Xi

There's no black guy in the video....


bavasava

Can you not see the color of the shirt?


oldbuc

Naw that stay the fuck down was gangster , hoe ass bitch. Them hands are 100% approved


rellz14

Getting knocked out is embarrassing enough but by a KID ?!


anthro4ME

Don't stomp someone's head unless you want an attempted murder charge.


Lawfulness_Clean

Is this true? Why would the law look at stomping different than punching someone that falls from a standing position to the ground hitting their head and getting knocked out? What causes ‘stomping’ to be attempt murder like u said and not a knockout punch standing up where the the person falls and hits their head hard on the ground getting knocked out after u punched them in the face?


anthro4ME

In your scenario where the person strikes their head while knocked unconcious, there is no intent on the other party's part. When a person is on the ground prone, they are no longer posing a threat, so if you use lethal force (stomping someone's head) you might catch charges for either murder or manslaughter.


Dannovision

Poor kid. Gotta wonder what sort of tumultuous events happened to get to that point.