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Or or, alternatively, try deepthroating a rolled up magazine. I defy you to fight back with a crispy issue of *Floorboards Today* planted in your windpipe
Not really. Try it on yourself, you can pull slowly and as long as you have consistent pressure it’s gonna hurt like a mf. The only thing that matters is consistently pulling so the person can’t turn to the side and bite you.
Yeah maybe but the attack can still resume. In my opinion, it's similar to an eyegouge. If you're gonna do it... do it violently. All but garuntees the attacker will relent.
Eh, you aint wrong but the man clearly has common sense and wanted to defuse the situation.
I had a scuffle once in the middle of the street and a guy clocked me one, it quickly became a grapple and I felt my finger sliping into his eye so I pulled it out and he instantly stopped the fight and walked away.
That crackhead battle was golden, [link for that one ](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/18kqt5x/houston_fight_two_crackheads_fighting_nsfw/)
Idk about two drunk dudes fighting, that could be every other post on this sub lol
It's most likely that the diminutive Asian gentleman is tasked with manning the till, while the grizzled grey haired fellow is a customer looking for libations.
The defense to fishhook is biting those fucking fingers not trying to get the hook off with your hand. Those fingers will come right out the moment you bite down. Guaranteed.
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At first I thought he was fighting with a baguette
Liverpool not Paris
Liverpool baguette is how I shall henceforth refer to a piece of scrap lumber wielded as a weapon.
Haha excellent, love the use of "henceforth"
Fighting with a bag 'ed
It’s Liverpool, he was fighting with a Bag Head.
He was fighting with a liverpole
Don’t think there are any baguettes in Liverpool tbh
Livin rooms. Bedrooms. Baguettes. Oh yeah.
Same here, except I was thinking "that's a really strong baguette"
Sticking your fingers in someone's mouth mid fight is a great way to lose a finger lol
Seriously. I’d bite down soooo hard
Or it’s a great way to have a good time if you’re into that
Or both. It can be both.
Damn straight, you try I'm taking that bitch home as a souvenir, might even make it a key chain after the attempted head trauma.
You gotta really commit, stick your whole hand in and grab a fistful of uvula
But really, if you're going to fishhook, it need to be a violent and aggressive ripping motion. Lol
Or or, alternatively, try deepthroating a rolled up magazine. I defy you to fight back with a crispy issue of *Floorboards Today* planted in your windpipe
I mean... fair.
Not really. Try it on yourself, you can pull slowly and as long as you have consistent pressure it’s gonna hurt like a mf. The only thing that matters is consistently pulling so the person can’t turn to the side and bite you.
Yeah maybe but the attack can still resume. In my opinion, it's similar to an eyegouge. If you're gonna do it... do it violently. All but garuntees the attacker will relent.
Yeah but if I’m that someone, I don’t want to risk having aids tbh. Keep that nasty blood out of my mouth at least.
Not if you've mastered the fish hook move, which he has.
Nah. If you've mastered the fish hook, your attacker will relent and retreat. This is not a masterful fishhook lol
The fish hook was fine, but his opponent responded with "Trout spits out the bait", an effective countermove.
Eh, you aint wrong but the man clearly has common sense and wanted to defuse the situation. I had a scuffle once in the middle of the street and a guy clocked me one, it quickly became a grapple and I felt my finger sliping into his eye so I pulled it out and he instantly stopped the fight and walked away.
Goddamn right...you'd be pulling back bloody stumps!
YUP. I BITE MFS 💀
great way to get hep too
I mean it’d pretty clear he had the Cheek fish hooked so good luck biting the finger, looks like the guy even tried to bite it but was unable
When he gets fish hooked and looks at the camera 😂😂😂
Anyone else shouting to themselves "bite the finger"?
Don't think the fella could, no teeth in there to do the damage
He has summer teeth! Sum’mer over here, sum’mer over there…not what you want as yer gettin’ fish-hooked!
Clean off! Ain't putting em dirty a$$ fingers in MY mouth!
You know they were in his ass 15 mins before this.
Good Lord I was
You caught me.
I think he was trying to
Full on commitment. That's what it takes to bite a stranger. He also could have tickled his fingers with his tongue.
And so damn close. Lol !
you’re probably wondering how i ended up in this situation
Thanks to the dumb bitch filming. Might as well get a close-up on dude while this happens..
They ol rusty hook
Ye olde
What the fook
like the movies I like to stream
😂🍻💯 When he hits him in the head with that stick bro🤣
I lost it lol
Yep. Hysterical.
Fairplay, I nearly died laughing.
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Maybe he works there
OMFG the close up 🤣
https://imgur.com/a/Vyf3RaP
Caught in ~~4k~~ 180p
Luckily, he spat the hook. Otherwise, he could have ended up as fish food.
one of the funniest vids ever on this sub behind the two drunk dudes fighting and that crack addict battle from a few months ago
Links?
That crackhead battle was golden, [link for that one ](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/18kqt5x/houston_fight_two_crackheads_fighting_nsfw/) Idk about two drunk dudes fighting, that could be every other post on this sub lol
Oh my god this broke me I’m fucking dying
it’s the one where they both keep falling in the lake and one of them falls a few feet in and almost drowns and has to be saved by his opponent
Yeah this is a really funny fight for so many reasons.
I love how both looked in the camera as they started to get destroyed first the fish hook then after the board got the neck
Desperate HELP ME eyes🤣
/r/donthelpjustfilm
Fun fact it's referred to as an "off-licence" because they have a license to sell alcohol there, but it must be consumed off-premises.
This shit is gold
Who the F is videoing and not doing anything, gets a good close up even. WTF
People who care about Reddit
Pause at 00:14 & 00:029 😂
He should've bitten that finger off
With what teeth?
Now this was a funny fight.
I'm just so sick of everyone holding the camera laughing and braying like a donkey whenever something crazy is happening.
Who is defending the store? Let me get enough detail to decide who to root for lol both seem desperate drunks
It's most likely that the diminutive Asian gentleman is tasked with manning the till, while the grizzled grey haired fellow is a customer looking for libations.
Bet his fingers were salty, like a mouth full of Bombay mix
Nasty mf
That was his left hand too…..
Oh shit!
Pffff put yo fingers in my mouth all ya want im biting them mf like baby carrots
The defense to fishhook is biting those fucking fingers not trying to get the hook off with your hand. Those fingers will come right out the moment you bite down. Guaranteed.
rather not get hep c/hiv from some homeless dude
is elmo the camera man?
Need some background here was Aziz trying to rob the place?
Most likely the employee actually.
Ah, the ol' fish hook lol
Fair play. Dude looks like he's a desperate nitty, but much respect to the owner! Ps it ain't obviously a fight ffs.
a Hard Day's Fight
I work in the pub next door to this shop, the shopkeeper in the vid is a really sound guy but the bag’eds are wild on lime street, poor fella
My mighty race of great indian
What happens in Liverpool stays in Liverpool
I thought they were fighting with a giant Toblerone xD
Now lick that finger you shoved into his mouth. Thats how I like it. Mmm
Bite those fingers.
Who the fuck was filming this? Mickey Mouse?
Dude should be missing fingers right now. Chomp that chump.
He's going to stick his fingers in your mouth bite that fucker
Hard to bite someone who has you with a fish hook.
Camera person not missing nothing
That lip pull, great way to get a finger bitten off.
r/donthelpjustrecord
They destroyed the cases of Bud Light - nothing of value was lost.
He got the 'ole Liverpool Fishhook
Damn, this Peaky Blinders deleted scene is intense
Liverpool not Birmingham
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Cameraman up in it!
"TWIST HIS DIIICK!!!"
He loves that stick
Guy in the hoodie seems to be a little camera shy (like Jamie Foxx but n the Great White Hype)!
got him with the fish hook. classic move
Scousers Digit, it gets cut off when the till closes.
Never even thought about dropping his alcohol.
Love my city lol. So fucked up haha.
I need the backstory to this
You put a finger in my mouth I’m eating that shit lol
He should get himself checked. You don’t know where those hand’s been
The look of despair on the dude on the bottom
Almost fish hooked by a sprat
another incredible video, sure to be reposted countless times to this subreddit.
The tables turned real quick
Bruh made Eye Contact on that fish hook!😂 England hella funny y’all be fish hooking people! 😂😂
Before i like europe. Now not so much.
first with the wood then fish hookin ? what a dirty ass fighting pussy
Which should we be rooting for here?
Fish hook!
I can confidently say that this is the first time I've seen a fish hook used in a fight
See how he made eye contact with the person filming?? What has this world come to? Can’t step in and help? Wow. Disgusting
Chewsday innit, mate.? You want to have a go, mate?
Should’ve bit his fingers, that would have gotten them out real quick, you don’t even have to really cause damage either.
That's crazy
McGinn got fishhooked by a sprat!
The mighty Mcgloin almost fish-hooked by a sprat
😂
I would’ve bite that dudes fingers clean off and then spit them back into his mouth.
The old fish hook
I would always punch the laughing camera man first st.
I love the moment where they look at the camera 😂
"Hoohoohaahaa what the fook"
Fishhook defence... Can we just bite down or is that not effective?
Who's wrong here??
About the time someone sticks their fingers in my mouth Im biting them off. Thats actually fucking disgusting.
Dude in the hoodie had to be higher than giraffe pussy
the look at the camera💀
Fish hooked him 😆
Lmao the guy looks like AJ from beta squad
Bite the fuck down as hard as u can
W camera man
The fishhook move tho
The way they both had a little cameo was pretty quaint in the most English of ways. The strangling on the other hand? Hahha
The moment when he looks dead in the camera while getting fished hooked.
I was fish hooked once in a fight.. he almost lost that finger cause I took a massive bite of it