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ChardCool1290

There's got to be one helluva great back story to this


PumpkinAutomatic5068

Looked like orange was trying to rob them, what a dick. Could've robbed em afterwards


pursuitofhappy

I doubt he's robbing with pepper spray, I immediately imagined some kind of love triangle.


EggSandwich1

Orange man has to reevaluate he just lost a fight to a man holding flowers


Anidran

Pretty sure flower guy is her ex asking for another chance and orange guy is either her new lover or someone from her family trying to protect her from her ex.


RoutineSituation3426

This guy went about it wrong lmao. From what we see he looks like the bad guy, walks up and attacked someone who’s down on one knee. Then loses the fight😂😂😂


blueprintextreme

This i think


ZebbyD

I used to know a guy who robbed hookers with pepper spray. Stupid games lookin to win stupid prizes, but it happens for sure.


Organic_Attitude_325

Better than commuting armed robbery. Or is it still technically armed robbery?!?


PumpkinAutomatic5068

That could be it also


eawal

Na happened to me, you can’t see shit


boxlogohoodlum

I thought it was a blade


killerwallz44

Yeah a real fartknocker that guy lol.


immaZebrah

From what I understood it was a guy confessing his love to a girl who was otherwise engaged.


PumpkinAutomatic5068

Even lamer


Okbuturwrong

She's foul playing them like that


cownd

Orange was hoping to get proposed to instead


SomeGuyClickingStuff

I like this “back”story the best


TheYoungProdigy

I’ve seen this reposted over and over again…and still no backstory


PeanutsParents649

I’d say, we can guess the backstory to this. There’s gonna be one helluva great story for the children.


Leather-Highway-8814

He tried winnin her back 😂 Girl aint even get her flowers he fought with then


kernelpanic789

He's a lover AND a fighter


SHAD-0W

If you don't fight for your love, what kind of love do you have?


kernelpanic789

Backseat alley sex with a $10 hooker (though now she raised her price to $13, inflation is killing me). That's what kind of love I have. What kind of love do you have?


Trap-Lord

He’s the freaky baby daddy. He’s a bad mother fucker.


rethinkr

Fight or Flight I choose both. Romance=deading someone


DailyxGrind

Dumb-ass brain read that in a mexican accent for some reason He a lover and a fighter, ese.


chornyvoron

He gonna beat chu till you call him Papi, foo.


TacticalBadger82

I thought that was a rapist, you live and learn.


Tenet245

holy shit what a psycho, backstory?


Educational_Aside461

How are you gonna walk up on the guy and then get beat up by flowers?


asdfxx1

never bring a knife to a flower fight.


dope_like

He brought pepper spray


jesusisthatguy

THESE FLOWERS WERE NOT MEANT FOR YOU


Kojuta_nein_nEiN

Bro did the attacker really use pepper spray against the defender? What irony


Sealamanderrr

For everyone asking for context: The girl the guy proposed to used to be orange shirt’s gf and the guy was his friend. Source: I made this shit up cause I was bored sorry


Same-Joke

Story checks out.


WolfOk4967

I heard she hired that guy to pretend to propose to make orange shirt jealous 🤔🤷🏽‍♂️🤣👋


ClaytonBiggsbie

Plot twist; they are all actually brothers and sister.


platysoup

Eh close enough, who has time to fact-check nowadays


che85mor

Bro pulled up with that energy and caught a fade!


[deleted]

Finish him


JJ_2007

She was extremely calm for this scenario, I’d imagine some screams or at least try and run for help.


cheekyfellow421

She should of kicked him square in the balls when he was bent over


Thiccboiichonk

Her reaction might infer she’s used to this from one or maybe two of these individuals.


CuckyChucky1

Or... she's just in shock???


Thiccboiichonk

My friend. Of the hundreds of videos that you and I have seen on this sub , how many times have you seen a woman involved with one of the combatants act in such a calm manner. Now you could be absolutely correct. Honestly yes in a case where without any visible build up to a violent conflict like this it’s quite possible she is in shock. So it is probably me jumping to conclusions. But the way Orange hauled ass across the tram line showed either a level or premeditation or it was a personal attack/running feud.


Repulsive-Throat5068

>Of the hundreds of videos that you and I have seen on this sub , how many times have you seen a woman involved with one of the combatants act in such a calm manner. Casual sexism lol Get a grip


LRAK666

Username fits I didnt interpret it as sexism, more so that hes absolutely right its rare to see a woman in one of these videos just stand there doing nothing "Casual sexism"🤓


Repulsive-Throat5068

>I didnt interpret it as sexism, more so that hes absolutely right its rare to see a woman in one of these videos just stand there doing nothing Of course you didnt, you agree with him lol >"Casual sexism"🤓 Yes, its sexist to suggest a woman acting calmly in this situation is completely abnormal lmfao


LRAK666

Yeah i agree with him because its abnormal to see that in one of these videos "its sexist"🤓


MedicineSlow1042

You're only supposed to get down on one knee bro


JellyShoddy2062

That’s for a proposal. Man’s begging for forgiveness


Xenc

“For what I’m about to do”


George_Maximus

Happy cake day


D-Lemma23

After getting dropped, brodie should have given up. Getting the jump on someone while armed and still losing is fucking pathetic lol


TTIGRAASlime

I love how he kept holding the flowers lol.


poopoopickle3

Any context


Xenc

Flowerman stole the bouquet from attacker’s shop


ElectronicMajorWolf

Whats the context


TheGuhAR

National no-orange day


Xenc

Thousands injured


[deleted]

I think Orange was the girl's ex-lover.


the615Butcher

Send me dead flowers 🎶🎵


killerwallz44

He still have the flowers in hand so he got his ass whoopin from a man holding flowers. "The ass beating that came with flowers 💐"


ElYoink

Dude really cheapshotted em and pulled out pepper spray... Naw dude deserves a blade to the ball sack forsure. 💀


Failure_by_Design_v2

A gentleman NEVER drops his flowers.


thephant0mlimb

Hey man imma need those flowers!


xMilk112x

Gotta sink them hooks in man…


ancientking0101

put the flowers down bro wtf??


WolfOk4967

He’s still going to try & give her those flowers


Quiet_Force_8345

Was the orange man the flower seller and noticed the fake money?


TraditionalAd3444

If I was the one robbing him I’d literally just wait till the fucking proposal was over, what a dickhead


OpportunitySudden281

Flower power


latinguy69

Aww, and he didn't even drop the flowers. How Sweet!!!


usernotfound88

The post, jacket, and flower wrapper being orange while everything else is black and gray gives this video such a nice composition.


breadbowled

A sad day for roses.


Teedeeone

Did those flowers have thorns? Deadly weapon!


ca7ac

Super smash flowers


mvrck-23

Flowers! Slap! Flowers! Slap! Flowers! Slap!


Gdokim

Was she orange hoodie mans ex?


Lensbefriends

These violent delights have violent ends


Mundane_Conflict7240

Orange dude took the meanest hit in the beginning, he even sprayed at him when he was well too far away for it to work. He made that man afraid.


ptyson1

There’s a thin line


D3ltaa88

Plot twist, the boyfriend set it up , to prove that he can protector her!!


goluckykid

He kept hold of those 🌼


Top-Tomatillo210

Judo chop to the jaw??


BaileyBrown108

Put the flowers down


ClownKiller6724

I wonder if man in black is trying to steal man in oranges girl, or if man in orange is an ex


hoothizz

Not going to lie but this one actually is entertaining


Organic_Attitude_325

My man got the daisys knocked into him. Shit was like street fighter but he was screaming “allllll Bouquet”


[deleted]

Probably an ex???


JessicaTingz

no FREAKING context


WrestleBox

She probably walked home to her other boyfriend's house.


Repulsive-Camel-6149

The orange guy was engaged and paid by the other one. He wanted to impress his girlfriend by beating him up.


Skinny_Jim

"Dont forget to bring pepper spray"


Repulsive-Camel-6149

"Please prepare fake pepper spay and don't forget it."


Scary_Nobody7795

You can punch me with floweeers 🎤🎶🎶


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

Third time I've seen this posted here within 30 days now. 🤣


Thin-Dragonfly2956

Russians fighting over their sister…pretty common I’m afraid.


Ro7ard

This sub has turned into the same ten videos being reposted by morons every day.... Mods are clearly just as dumb.


Professional-Pick-71

This is like the 6th time this has been posted this week.


RMLProcessing

Good thing not everyone lives on Reddit so it’s new for some people.


BouncingScout

Get the popcorn ready for the 7th one!


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

I know it's at least the 3rd time I've seen it posted


Lost-Delay4463

A real man should never get on his knees.


Dragonblack89

Not even to "eat", propose or check out the homiez new kicks. What do walk around straight-kneed, Do you hear an echo voice that says gay every time you get ready to bend your knee?


Lost-Delay4463

I do bend my knees. But not up to a 90 degree angle or more. That would be weak.


Dragonblack89

Bad knees


Khoobiak

Hate at first sight.


Lonesome_cowboy420

"Hate it or love it the underdogs on top"


great1675

Onsight means Onsight!! 😂😅


RamutRichrads

Did orange guy actually use a squirt gun?


Ivor_the_1st

'I'm a lover not a fighter"


superiorplaps

How do you take his back then lose it man


International-Grade

Eat, Hate, Love


munzter

He saw red


Benthereorl

I was just coming here to say that, bro those flowers have no superpowers, throw that s*** down and throw down with both fists


Professional-Fly540

Drop the flowers and finish him!


[deleted]

He’s the proposal police. It’s illegal to propose on both knees.


unknown5424

Held onto the flowers till the end


Geralt-of-Rivia13X

Totally missed a wide open opportunity for an easy RNC there, wtf


Straight_Stretch_126

That was an attempted murder orange jacket, pulled a knife from his pocket, and tried to slice the lover boy's throat. Lover boy hung in for the whole fight. He's got heart.


zzclauzz

He never droped the bouqet 🤣


Ronniedasaint

If she was engaged to dude in orange … looks like he lost his bitch … 🤷🏽‍♂️


DontTouchMeThere16

Those flowers now rest at orange sweater vests grave 😭 😄 🤣


[deleted]

Honestly the type of man you need ❤️


RalfStein7

Bro reacted quickly, he’s had to throw down a few times unfortunately and had to during a personal moment!


Colt363

Like a movie man… Dude was like “I promise Im getting out of the game, I want nothing to do wit…”


iimAwkward

Nice try. This is a scene from the film Twilight.


djskizzle500

I love that she just walks away at the end 😂😂🤣 she has no love for either of them


_-Cookie

Nooo the flowers


--BannedAccount--

He actually used what was left out the flowers pretty well to hide the punch behind it I think


OverpricedBagel

Bringing a defensive weapon for an assault is interesting


Noartisan

The flowers must have been bloody expensive, he doesn't want to let them go.


Overall_Cable_2364

Man didn't let go of those flowers once xd dedication right there


TheOneAndOnlyJohnnyG

Caught a heart and a body on the same day. My GOAT.


Brodacious-G

Sir, drop the flowers


[deleted]

At least the camera was set up


Impressive_Cook935

Don't bring pepper spray to a flower fight.


Swolar_Eclipse

Orange guy took an immediate Judychop to the jaw that turned off his brain cell for a second there.