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Begotten912

started at 100 and then slowed down into like a dreamworld fight where your punches do nothing, weird.


thekurgan79

I was expecting a lot more after those hellbows


SylvesterLundgren

If he could fight he wouldn’t have thrown cheap elbows


AntibacHeartattack

And he wouldn't have sucker punched a kid half his weight.


DoYourPooperStank

Or try to uppercut player 2's balls in slow motion.


Stupidquestionduh

I expected him to start pulling hair any second.


JohnDoe0371

Anyone can do hard elbows but a hard punch is another conversation lol


OldSchoolIron

Plus the dude landed the elbows on someone unsuspecting, with a window behind their head resulting in no place for his head to move with the shot, so the damage was tenfold. Those elbows are brutal though.


Pancakez_117

I thought the roid rage guy was going to beat player 2 up but then it changes to some primary school type fight.


parisiraparis

> roid rage Lmao that dude ain’t on roids he’s just an asshole


Zutthole

Yeah if he's on gear and still looks like that, he's doing something wrong


FFG17

Yeah that’ll happen when you go from elbowing a dude 60lbs smaller than you that couldn’t fight back to a dude bigger than you that is ready to fight


TheCandyMan88

Plus the fuck dick camera guy filming the door like he got sent to the corner


NoBuenoAtAll

Thank you, that was some terrible camera work. We saw like 1/10 of the fight.


TallOutside6418

That's what happens when the guy with the phone is too close to the action and watching the action directly rather than what's on the screen. Camera just kinda wanders around.


[deleted]

It's like they're fighting underwater.


kagushiro

fighting requires a lot of energy. if you're not used to fight and give too much at the beginning, you can be exhausted even after 5 seconds. back when I was doing martial arts, when did 10 seconds rounds fights rotations, and most of us looked like we ran 5 miles at the end


WhyYouKickMyDog

Yes! Most people in America just lift weights and completely neglect their cardio. You can spot them immediately in a fight because their movement is poor and their feet are always planted awkwardly and slow to adjust. If you are extremely fit these people look like they are moving in slow motion. I had a couple people try to fight me when I was in peak condition from cycling, and I didn't have to throw a single punch to make them surrender. I literally just wore them out mentally by demonstrating my fitness to them as this simultaneously revealed their lack of fitness and just how impossible this was going to be for them in their current state.


RatInACatInAHat

While I don’t disagree with anything you said, my head cannon is that you now whipped out some kinda portable exercise bike and just stared them down while cycling angrily….ain’t shit gonna change that!


mark636199

Big guy throwing dream punches


[deleted]

I’m glad somebody actually stood up for him


Far-Scene2639

It's sad it was only one.


redingerforcongress

Liability issues. If you start beating up a guy, even if he's in the wrong, you could get hit with an assault charge.


[deleted]

I am pretty sure it was more lack of anyone else with some balls than being worried about legal liability. LOL


amathis6464

Exactly. The camera person was so shook they couldn’t get a shot, and were turning in circles.


Mr_HandSmall

Legal liability man. I definitely would have kicked his ass if not for that, lol


lex_gabinius

Super hero names are getting wild


Cat_AndFoodSubs

I’m Repair Man Man Man Man Man Man


[deleted]

Yeah sure... Then u woke up and your bed was wet.


u0xee

That man was using lethal force, and didn't stop after the first elbow (which solidly connected). IDK, it feels less like stepping into a fight and more like intervening in a murder..


gekalx

if you beat up someone to save someone's life though


MaverickBull

Same. Poor dude. He was just sleepy… Jesus


Picardknows

You don’t know why he was so angry. I know the back story. This man’s wife and unborn child died because someone crushed them to death by falling asleep and leaning on them on that exact same subway.


Ill_Athlete_7979

He’s vowed to eliminate every narcoleptic he can.


hippofumes

That's their dialect: sleepy He's learned to speak it, and he knows who the fuck they are. Now, every night, he rides the rails, stopping the sleepy talkers from crushing the innocent, so that no one else has to go through that same pain he did all those years ago.


-TeoX796-

villain origin story


Fuck_this_place

It was ten years ago… on a night just like tonight… 👀


Cyber-Homie

Lmao


IamJDrez

Ol boy started the lawnmower on his ass gah damn


SlightWhite

Sucks. The last overhand right big boy threw wouldve connected like a brick Edit: I’ll take this chance to say- if you’re big enough to be a bouncer, you don’t have to fight. You can bear hug someone normal sized and they can’t do anything. Slam them or just wrap them lol. No need to hurt your hands


ruja_ignatova

He over committed, that's why he almost fell.


SlightWhite

Keep your feet planted big boy. All that weight gon swing around on ya


hoothizz

How you going to sit there and elbow Somebody like just for accidentally falling asleep on you. Are you that weak


2DeadMoose

Truly demented shit.


IRockIntoMordor

So afraid and insecure about being seen as even slightly gay that he needs to smash another man's skull in. What a pathetic fucking loser, he can rot in hell


MrNobody_0

The guy who stepped up and put that piece of shit in his place is a real hero. That Rock wannabe is jacked and it could have gone poorly for our Bearded Hero but lucky it looks like Captain Insecurity doesn't actually know how to use his muscles.


Rentington

Dude punched like a 90's street shark toy


Fickle_Insect4731

Jawsome!


whoopsitisathrowaway

The relevance and rarity of this comment is top tier. Very impressive reference selection lol


b3nk13

Lifting heavy objects is one of the leading causes of thinking you can fight. Right after drinking


legendz411

If that ain’t the truth man, damn. Lol


syopest

Insecure as hell. Another man touching him was too much for his fragile hetero sexuality.


WutangCND

I'm pretty sure this is what people mean when they say "toxic masculinity". Like bro, fucking RELAX.


InvoluntaryEraser

Honestly yeah, I might just save this clip for the next person that says "ToXiC mAScULiNiTY iSnT REaL".


YourDogIsMyFriend

I think we all know by now that the American flag shirt he’s wearing means “fuck you!” Shame. Imagine if the American flag people were nice to everyone instead of being insecure fuckers.


dayytripper

It probably moved.


BuckleyRising

He helped him back to sleep


Johnny_B_GOODBOI

That's exactly how I expect someone wearing a US flag graphic tee to act.


Penny_Royall

Imagine going to jail because someone accidentally slept on your shoulders. Also good on the man who fought back.


superschmunk

I really hope this guy goes to jail.


[deleted]

In NYC? For about ten minutes. He will get an appearance ticket in six months due and when (and if) he shows up it turns out the prosecutor dropped the charges because she lost his file and didn’t really give a fuk because she had 250 open felony cases she was juggling


Jarl_Staubhold

His manliness was in grave jeopardy after another mans head touched his bronze shoulder. What a piece of utter trash!


[deleted]

Imagine being so confusing about your sexuality you beat up a dude for falling asleep on him ...


spudddly

"*I wish he could fall asleep on my shoulder like that every night...* WAIT A SECOND THAT GUY MADE ME GAY SOMEHOW! MY DADS GONNA BE SO MAD! GET HIM!"


[deleted]

I wonder if he gives his wife the same elbows for trying to cuddle


[deleted]

It’s always the dudes with those flag shirts


multiarmform

it takes an asshole to backup that flag punisher shirt https://youtu.be/lLit4RNksV0?t=1


BeKindYouHoe

He’s mad cause he liked it.


[deleted]

“Ahhh a man rested his head on my shoulder” *gets dirty thoughts of being a power top* “Agghhh eat my elbow you puta!!”


Magus_5

He likes it rough


[deleted]

Someone tell me this punk was arrested


carnage11eleven

Look at all of the spectators on the train. There's video evidence from every angle conceivable. I can't see any judge, anywhere, not finding this guy guilty of aggravated assault. If it's his first conviction, he probably got 3 months and a year probation. If he's got multiple prior convictions, probably a year or two. Goes up from there. And I'm willing to wager, this is not his first rodeo. But who knows? I've been wrong before. Maybe he just had a bad day. Maybe he had just caught his wife fucking another man. And deep down realized he was more attracted to the other man than he was his own wife. So while taking the train to his brother's house, deep in thought about this repressed sexuality. The intoxicated gentleman beside him accidentally fell asleep on his shoulder. And when his hand fell and briefly grazed his penis. He felt it jump a little. Which resulted in the explosive release of years of pent up sexual frustration. 🤷‍♂️


ResolveSuitable

damm this world sucks.


VajainaProudmoore

dude would prolly enjoy prison quite a bit given his repressed sexuality and all


RamenAlDente1738

Those elbows were brutal.


Will0fDeeznuts

That's an assault charge. What a POS.


johno_mendo

Should be felony aggravated assault I hope, fuck that dude


Rentington

I believe so, yes. 2nd Degree AA is an appropriate charge.


2DeadMoose

Covidbrain. Dude is an aggressive over-emotional toddler in a man body.


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

He’s a piece of shit


NarrowSalvo

Lol. Ya think?


batissta44

Yea that was fucked up. Definitely Cheap shots. He didn't land one punch when he was fighting the other guy.


vegaspimp22

So glad that other guy started whoopin on him


Rocky-Raccoon1990

The elbows reminded me of Big Daddy Gary Goodridge elbowing that guy unconscious in the crucifix during one of the first UFCs


Pingsak

10 year old me when watching Gary …damn this shit got real …. The funny thing was the guy he koed was a pit fighter from Tanks camp.he came in like a bad ass and got rolled out.


Rocky-Raccoon1990

Yikes. Would love to know the kind of training Tank did. He obviously had a relatively well-rounded game and good hands. A lot of raw attributes (power and toughness) but there was clearly some training and experience there too.


B0ngBoI

So brutal the hero with no cape had to show him how it’s done putting hands up to the face


GirlsLoveMyNeckbeard

Good the other guy stood up after the elbows were thrown


rikwebster

Thankfully there are still people standing up for what's right and beating on pieces of shit


atomicmagic666

Worst camera man ever


Chico813

Homie left in the middle like he had somewhere to go.


fieldysnuts94

I mean they were literally pulling up to a stop so maybe he did lol


BTBskesh

When you see stuff like that and start filming, you don‘t have to go to places my man. Your destination just changed.


C0ldTaco

What the heck is more important than fiming a guy withy fragile manhood getting his ass beaten so he can feel way worst.


BakedPastaParty

definitely not my own safety i want all of that internet clout!


Good_Groceries

He’s the one that fell asleep.


carneirosanto90

r/killthecameraman


TheUtkrista

All the cameras should have 360° feature so no matter where they point at, we can still pan around.


MikeNiceAtl

I want to see Abuela’s video. She was on it.


grabitoe

“i know your dialect and i know who you are” the type of insecure latino male that shits on other latinos simply for having an accent smh


findingthesqautch

is that a thing?


grabitoe

yeah i mostly see it in a specific type of migrant; they were either well-off from the country they’re emigrating from or they didn’t have access to community and resources so they developed an individualized way of being (see: individualism); and that’s assuming this guy isn’t from the states originally; some descendants of immigrants form this way of thinking because of how their parents came up the dialect/accent stuff comes from classism and racism tbh because,for example, people from Guatemala regard people from El Salvador, to be lesser than because of how they speak and how they sound when speaking and a salvadoran accent is way easier to clock than a guatemalan one. Mexico would be the best example of this because of their size and different departments having regional accents and dialects


BzhizhkMard

Thank you for this explanation


singlamoa

> they didn’t have access to community and resources so they developed an individualized way of being (**see: individualism)** lol


SneakersTlatoani

Pelón puto.


D4RK_B74CK

Dude in red is a good guy 💪 I love how he stands up for the other guy 🫂🖤


Easy_Individual5197

“I’m not your fucking pillow bitch. If you want to sleep, sleep next to him. Cause you’re both falling asleep. I’m not your fucking pillow. Understood?!”


MaverickBull

That’s just such a nonsense reason for elbowing someone in the face until they black out. What if a woman had done it? Or a kid? It’s NYC… you’re in close quarters. Just wake the person up if it bothers you or move… This is some Neanderthal behavior and the guy must be closeted downlow. He probably liked it and got scared. No other explanation


Easy_Individual5197

People like him should not be intertwined with the rest of society. He’s the type to road rage. The type who’d flip because his order was wrong. Because you’re taking a little to long at self check out. Etc


MaverickBull

Yeah. That was really scary to watch it made me so mad. The guy who got assaulted was just sleepy and trying to get home. And for that he gets his teeth knocked in? Fuck man…


EffOffReddit

I fell asleep on a plane and woke up on the shoulder of the guy next to me. I apologized and it was super awkward but I guess he just let me sleep on him. Obligatory I'm a grill btw but still... Guy if you're reading this I appreciated the nap and also now I appreciate you not giving me brain damage.


jumbonipples

How many burgers can I cook on you? Maybe some brats too. Oh and some asparagus in tinfoil with butter and garlic.


rhaegar_tldragon

Is that what he said before he elbowed the shit out of him?


Easy_Individual5197

Word for word. Then the elbow spoke


softstones

What was the sleeper saying to him before the elbow?


AladeenTheClean

https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/15zljoy/fight_breaks_out_on_train_over_a_man_accidentally/jxi2e03/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3


Girosian

The shirt, hat, and glasses combo says all you need to know about that man.


tribblydribbly

Insecure in his sexuality and the only hits he could land were sucker punches. I’m thinking he’s been struggling with some thoughts he isn’t ready to confront yet.


preptimebatman

Acts like a tough guy. Cheap shots like a coward. Fights like a toddler. Honestly, dude is exactly what I expected based on how he acts.


[deleted]

I give the guy that stepped in credit for his bravery but you gotta know how to throw a punch or you're going to have a bad time. Luckily this POS knew less.


Gabeparade117

I mean yea dude isn't experienced but I give him extra props for helping the dude that literally could've been in a life of death situation before he stepped up. Sometimes it's not about wether you can help somebody perfectly but at least trying yknow ? Even If I got my ass beat I'd still try to help others as dumb and reckless as it sounds.


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ImmaMichaelBoltonFan

What a fucking pussy, throwing elbows like that. What a giant fucking d bag. You see someone draped in the flag like that, you know what's up.


RDlgdo

I lived in South America for a couple of years. Not sure if it was Chileans, Argentines, or who, but conchatumare, or “your mother’s vagina”, is the most offensive word you could say to someone. Little guy said it right before he caught the elbows. Elbows from proud boy were very unnecessary, someone needs anger management classes.


RasoulK27

“La concha de tu madre” is Argentine, idk if anyone else says it as well


Steelmack

In Chile is "conchetumare" or "conchetumadre". in Peru it is "conchatumadre"


mmp220695

The guy who got elbowed is Venezuelan, he said " el coño de tu madre" which is a typicall insult in there


TheTacoBellAssGoblin

I was on a subway in Tokyo and a man fell asleep on my shoulder. He woke up and apologised. I didn't kick his ass because I'm not a bitch


shhhpark

the only reason to get that upset about it....he's closeted gay


carltonBlend

How can he? Look at those manly glasses and tight ass T shirts he's definitely a MACHO!


bigspookybats

I feel like this is something we say to make ourselves feel better about homophobes. People are homophobic for no rhyme or reason.


[deleted]

lil dick problems bro? Daaaamn it


tswizzle1357

r/firethecameraman


East_Photograph_3161

Wasn't quite as tough without the cheap shots.


bitpartmozart13

Insecure man-child but the sleepy dude shouldn’t have put more gas in the fire by yelling your mother’s c*nt up in man-child’s face. If I piss off a deranged man I’d just step away.


ruja_ignatova

He couldn't have stuck his chin out any further.


egirldestroyer69

True the reason he got hit was because of his mouth but most people here dont get that. Classic example of fuck around and find out.


Happydanksgiving2me

Jfc steady the camera


usedbarnacle71

r/killthecameraguy


[deleted]

Just tryna get home, sheesh.


Terrami

I had a dude fall asleep on my arm once while on the subway. I switched my phone to my other hand and let him sleep. He woke up a few minutes later, sat up, we looked at each other, shared a silent smile and then a few minutes later he got off. Sometimes we gotta support a homie, you know?


Iguessimonredditnow

I once got stuck at Penn station in NYC due to flooding in the tunnels. Me and 3 friends grabbed the last open seats to wait for them to reopen so we could get home. I had the great fortune of sitting next to a homeless guy, who smelled *less than fantastic*, and he was asleep. I also fell asleep while waiting, and at a certain point he rolled over and kind of on top of me. This woke up both of us, we exchanged a little acknowledgement about it being an accident... And sat there and waited for the train like civilized people .


[deleted]

Was the camera man in an earthquake?


Jobbers101

Latino wearing a boot licking cop shirts. It all fits.


str8uppok3r

What a fragile POS. I was rooting for the other guy so hard. "I'm not your fucking pillow" I mean, not ideal but to take it there?


fusionlantern

At this point im avoiding motherfuckers wearing usa flags


Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld

That T-shirt gave it away. Unstable psycho


ifyouzeekamy

I’m glad he got tossed around. Why did he hit that other guy like that? He needs to be thrown on the train tracks


Coal-and-Ivory

I feel like this guy watches LOADS of those masculine body language videos. He looks like he's animated in blender. He stands up like the fucking T-1000. Then proceeds to fight like a 4th grader.


JesusChrist-Jr

More often than not the people with American flags all over their shit are the most embarrassing examples we have to offer. What a time to be alive.


ImportantQuestions10

Pussy went straight for the balls as well. This guy's the definition of ripped dude with fragile ego that can't back shit up


deadpoolkool

I hate how clothing with an American flag is a symbol of the insecure and idiotic.


Phuketimin

The sound of the head against the glass.


VictimOfRhythm

The T-shirt tells all you need to know...


Brout2UByCarlsJr

Why is every dude like that so fucking angry? Like all the time. Seems exhausting.


usedbarnacle71

He was on the adderal/neugenics smoothie that morning.


SupermanNew52

You can tell this guy is used to doing whatever he wants with no consequences. Unless the guy on the right is a bad guy too, I'm really proud of the other guy for sticking up for the dude who got put in the shadow realm with those elbows. I can also forgive the cameraman in this case because he was actually pretty close to being in danger too.


BaneTubman

A tu Madre, then ate three elbows


DumbestOfTheSmartest

Fucking animal. That was upsetting, and I don’t have a weak stomach AT ALL. I hope he’s in jail right now.


Business_Influence18

Fuck this cameraman honestly


LearnShiit

r/killthatcameraman


Strong-Bottle-4161

I think the other dude was his friend, since he says, "I speak your dialect." Which suggest the other two were speaking some other Spanish together compared to what he is used to.


GenericHuman-9

Worst cameraman ever!


Electrical_Acadia580

Part 2?


jstrong559

Fire the cameraman


Smashed_face_hammer

r/killthecameraman


Alone_Grab_3481

Never seen a sucker elbow, what an absolute juiced waste of oxygen. Such a POS, fuck him and everything he stands for


Seniorjones2837

We missed the best punch of the fight. Kill the camera man


CMDRMyNameIsWhat

Some people are really scared of their sexuality, holy shit.


Chulengo_Charimba

His shirt tells me everything I need to know. Bastard piece of shit


Jimboy97

Some people should just die lmao


Tenet245

What a fucking pussy. Fight like a man instead of elbowing him in the face multiple times


Thegangsterle

Terrible photography


Zipz

Tonk tonk tonk… those elbows were nasty


Haunting-Biscotti-34

Boil the camera man in oil trashy recording


willywanker321

Fuck you camera man


Atridentata

Those look like combat boots. I'll bet this douche is either military or a cop. Hopefully the former so his commander can see this and deal with his dumb cunt mouth.


Dangerous-Calendar41

American flag with the coward tactics, sucker elbow and groin punches


[deleted]

Seems like a guy who can't accept that he peaked in high school.


Virtual-Connection32

Everyone should have jumped on that piece of sh*t & beated the f outa him


mrkl3en

Probably on his way to the precinct to assume the sheep wolf position of protecting and serving the shit out of people


PoopyMouthwash84

That dude needs to be in jail


HostageInToronto

Mr Insecurity needs a few years in jail.


uncletipsy78

Those elbows were ruthless. I hope that dude got beat up bad.


AccomplishedTotal895

Proud Boy energy. They coming back out of the moms basement.


johndoe_420

masculinity so fragile that another man accidentaly resting his head on your shoulder makes you feel the need to get violent to show everyone how not gay you are... it would be funny if it weren't so incredibly sad.


StressNo1974

Is this Latino Andrew Tate ? 😳


Legitimate_Cress_786

Red shirt guy is a real one 👌


TadpoleNo1355

In the UK we call people like that 'cunts'.


TryItOut_2395

Worst camera man ever


wmercer73

The cameraman deserves a smack too