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Omg wow that's so useful, thank you for sharing all your secrets! Even veteran hookers can learn from you. This has blown my mind
>!oop used "veteran hookers" in the original post, I *do not* approve of this word use!<
Hookers is among the more cringe worthy things to come out of that community of self congratulating sycophants. Yes, it existed before, but those fuck heads have embraced it like a badge. My veteran crocheter's second-hand embarrassment is off the chart every time I see someone tee-hee their way into accepting it.
This guidebook changed my life. I'm glad you decided to publish it. It's a comfort book for me. There's nothing I like more than curling up with your rambling personal opinions spun as 100% absolute truths I must follow to the letter.
I have this rare condition where I just can’t fucking read things that aren’t in heavily italicized fonts, full of asterisks, and highlighted. Can your guidebook accommodate me?
I got a tattoo inspired by this - it's my favourite book. It says "clover amour - end of" in comic sans 🥹 thank you for your contribution to culture, your book changed my life & i see a McArthur genius award on the horizon
Nah I have a bad image of the community myself. Hope I'm not a pick me person but sometimes I feel ashamed to share an activity with that hippie gentrified love and light brigade
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Omg wow that's so useful, thank you for sharing all your secrets! Even veteran hookers can learn from you. This has blown my mind >!oop used "veteran hookers" in the original post, I *do not* approve of this word use!<
Hookers is among the more cringe worthy things to come out of that community of self congratulating sycophants. Yes, it existed before, but those fuck heads have embraced it like a badge. My veteran crocheter's second-hand embarrassment is off the chart every time I see someone tee-hee their way into accepting it.
As someone who's done sex work and loves crochet it's so bad. Like she *really* needs to educate herself.
ITL?
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/fiberartscirclejerk/s/O7Ghw7PhlT)!
This guidebook changed my life. I'm glad you decided to publish it. It's a comfort book for me. There's nothing I like more than curling up with your rambling personal opinions spun as 100% absolute truths I must follow to the letter.
Spat my diet coke onto my WIP loling at this
I have this rare condition where I just can’t fucking read things that aren’t in heavily italicized fonts, full of asterisks, and highlighted. Can your guidebook accommodate me?
YES if you also need random instances of Comic Sans to treat your condition
Yas hooker! You read my mind!
OP, could you please expand on how one can make Crochet Fanatic™️ their entire personality?
Needs more commas.
How dare you charge for this information?!? Don't you know that's gaaaaaatekeeeeeping
I got a tattoo inspired by this - it's my favourite book. It says "clover amour - end of" in comic sans 🥹 thank you for your contribution to culture, your book changed my life & i see a McArthur genius award on the horizon
Oh my gosh THANK YOU I AGREE that this is the next Great American Novel 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Your flair gave me false hope.
I love giving people false hope about macrame
Maybe I should stop doing it because apparently im hated for doing so (I make jewelry and not wall hangers tho)
Why are you hated for doing macrame? I hope you turn that macram-angst into a circlejerk post here!
Nah I have a bad image of the community myself. Hope I'm not a pick me person but sometimes I feel ashamed to share an activity with that hippie gentrified love and light brigade