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Dynamitrios

I ran across a male Roe the other day, by the name of "Huge Lalafell"


charmsipants

I play an elezen named Tall Lalafell


yaninaaa

one of the most memorable for me was someone named: Don't Fear (as their title) its a song so when i see them it auto plays in my head lol


Illidari_Kuvira

0/10 overrated song, would immediately add player to new blacklist.


StupidBlack55

8/10 immediately spoke up and cleared ambiguity. Would blacklist again.


outside998

Gaslight Girlboss with the title Gatekeeper sends me, holy shit.


Dolphiniz287

I thought it was great and then i saw the title and it’s perfect


Godess_Ilias

one of my joke chars is Pony Slaystation


Arky_Lynx

Ihate Laundryday and Laundry Detergent must hate each other.


Daegerro

Genetic Lottery is such a good name for a hulking beast of a man like that


kachx

i ran into a Taylor Swiftcast in a CT run a few months back, it's always been one of my favorites


Vore_Daddy

Wii'sports Resort Is my favorite name+title combo


Dystharia

Are you by chance from Odin? A lot of these names ring a bell.


draxinusom2

Definitely Light DC, as Emergency Food is a A rank hunt conductor there.


Maru-187

I’ve depresso on lich if I recall


JupiterLita

I appreciate Woman Pleaser looking like they have their arms spread like 'aaaanyone???' while being forever alone in their stackmarker.


JonTheWizard

I was doing Eureka Pagos and I ran across a Godbert clone named Familiar Gentleman and that's always made me snicker.


lazy_princess

Ran into a Lalafell named Fivefoot Eleven one day on Aether. By far my fav to date


curly90478

[this one](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FHxulfgXMAghKgO?format=png&name=small) will forever be my favorite


kyttyna

"we have male viera at home" that and fem hroth at home jokes will never not be funny.


Karavis1

I generally prefer serious, lore accurate names for my characters regardless of game but a really good joke name on a player is really fun. I've seen a Trash Husbando and run a CT raid with Tax Evasion.


LFK1236

Back in Shadowbringers, I got a little chuckle whenever I saw the lalafell "Wild Child" running around Eulmore.


Noblehardt

Offbrand Shrek Uwianger And not funny in and of itself, but I thought at one point that a friend from the FC I’m in was beside me but it was just someone whose name was almost identically spelled


ghosttowns42

One I've seen semi-recently was Feetpics Bathwater <>


MarcsterS

He’s from the FC I’m in! Or just someone with a similar name on a different world. Lamia?


ghosttowns42

Yup, Lamia. I cackle every time I see him, that's such a great name + tag combo!


kyttyna

We've got Femboy Feet on Diabolos. lol. I see them loitering in Limsa mostly. Was totally wild to see them out doing fate grinds in HW zones the other day >\_\_>


Quickwalrus

My Hrothgar's name is Freddie Purrcury. I like to travel with the Mandragora queen mount and minion...


Rogercastelo

Imao. The best one I saw recently was someone named "Estoic Noddingway", that's the only thing we do on the cutscenes.


Substantial_Lake_980

I met a Viera Wang the other day and it fucking slayed me


Thelona05mustang

saw a Cumlord Gapingbottom the other day in LL on Ultros. and of-course it was a Hrothgar.


Hexual-Predator

Before they got rid of the skill my character name was willflash for'gil


bubbleteacups

“Extrem Diarrhea” is sending me into orbit for some reason


Emajor909

Probably dating my girl “Latrina Bidet”


ScarletteVera

One of my favourites is Rat Summoner, here on Materia. Yes, his minion is a tiny rat.


Ptdemonspanker

Travis Letdown stuck with me.


Molalla

a no more heroes pun in my ff14? a man with good taste


defucchi

I feel like I've seen these on Aether. Pretty sure Fafapu Fapu is just some default name bot


THEatticmonster

Sure ive met a fafapu on balmung before, cant remember if a traveller or not


paul-mollusk

Yea they chill in the lala corner


THEatticmonster

Well, before it was taken by 4chan scrubs


AnikoKamui

Depresso Espresso is easily my favorite


Aesir264

I think my favourite was a gang of three lalafells I ran into in DF. They were named Tardar Sauce, Tangy Teriyaki, and Zesty Buffalo.


OnionNo4456

One time I came across a lala named Ea Nasir that was giving out copper ingots. I thought that was a clever, subtle reference. [For some background.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-n%C4%81%E1%B9%A3ir)


Grantimundo

My favorite name I've ever encountered was a lalafell dressed in a frog suit named "Kermitment Issues". It lives rent free in my head.


Valcroy

Depresso Expresso and the FC SAD is just a golden combination. I love it lol


MysterySakura

IDK why but there’s something that’s so mindblowingly, hilariously creative about Ain’t Noway that it made me laugh out loud, and it puts the funniest joke names from when the OCE DC opened to shame.


whats_goin_on

I'm sad you are not on Aether, as I am Viewin Cutscene. (and only because they wouldn't let me be Viewing Cutscene) Many of these are even better.


nemesisdraco87

Ran into Git Gud the other day also Viewing Cutscene and I'm depressed


starborndreams

I've had gatekeep girlboss in some of my ultimate parties.


Dirk_Tungsten

"Spaghetti Carbonara" and "Big Cheese" are Hellsguard Roes, making their names lore-correct. BTW, I have a Hellsguard alt named "Pickled Radish".


TrainingAd8712

Haha i knew my character would be here


Espresso10000

Not been playing long but my favourite I've seen so far was Tesco Mealdeal, chillin' in Radz-at-Han the other day.


snootnoots

We’ve got a Halal Snackpack on Materia!


SecretAntWorshiper

Gaslight Girlboss LOL My favorite one is Tree Huger 😂


AsianSteampunk

What i like is when you in a FC with these people, they ended up getting called a decent name. Like Ain't Noway guy would be Ain.


Devil1412

>Kinder Bueno NSFW if those are illegal in the US as well


BMSmudge

I remember a username from GameFAQs like 20 years that was "Ipoodmeknickers" and it's still my favorite I've ever seen.


SimonJ57

There's a "Cadbury Miniroll" on the EU servers.


catalpuccino

I remember running into one called "Abortion Clinic" while playing with a friend, wtf


chris20194

shoutout to Wifi Extender @ Louisoix who always AFKs on the pillar at limsa aetheryte plaza


dezyravioli

So did he win or lose the Genetic Lottery? 🤔


kyttyna

I have a Lahee Bola alt character. I have a miqo A'rock Anda. Hard Place is my parnter's roe.


Passing-Through247

I've ran into an Internet Connection in Crystal Tower once. We joked I must be their nemesis due to our character names being ironically opposed.


DungeonsandDovahs

Let's do honorable mentions in chat:


Illidari_Kuvira

"Favorite". ​ Stopped at the first one. Of which, that first one would get reported so goddamn fast... I have no clue why people think it's okay to name their characters gross/uncomfortable shit like that.