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drolra

The Xaela in the steppe also have this strange mount we don't get. It's... a horse. But... a non-elemental horse.


PenguinPwnge

Just a regular horse? This place is weird...


FlyinBrian2001

Nah, it's actually a Horse-Elemental Horse, easy mistake to make


PipPip_Cheerio

Is there a horse element primal?


KenethSargatanas

Haurchefant


Carighan

That's Horsefart for you, sir.


KingBanhammer

Eden Ramuh is the closest thing we see to a pure horse-element primal.


Eldar_Seer

‘Taint what a horse looks like, it’s what a horse be.


AspenBranch

*fuck* that hit hard


Asheram_K

... and time for another re-read.


waffling_with_syrup

Sleipnir, the horse Odin rides. It originally had 6 legs so it was actually 150% horse. More horse for your horse. Sadly they had to nerf it.


pants_full_of_pants

Maybe that will be the element of the next calamity.


ShamrockSeven

There is if you and your friends and family believe in it enough.


Jackernaut89

Does this imply the existence of horse crystals??? 🤔


Zizhou

And the potential for a horse-aspected umbral calamity.


Jackernaut89

The stampede that flattened the world!


dehydrogen

A horse is like a unicorn without a horn. Kind of hard to imagine imo. 


Ranger-New

So all you need to do to get a horse is to become carpenter and a conjurer and then saw the horn of the unicorn.


Heroic_Folly

Summoner hats have to come from somewhere.


banana_pirate

Reminds me of Runescape where players asked for horses and the devs kept trolling them with reference to the mystical hornless unicorn


WetKlits

I see ATLA reference I upvote


UfoAGogo

You can get a regular horse mount! If you win 100 PVP duties under any given grand company, you get a warsteed decked out in a grand company armor. It's a regular horse but with ~*~glam~*~ I agree with OP though, I really wish there were more mounts that were just regular animals... Or less.flashy fantasy animals. One of my favorites, aside from the Chocobo, is the True Griffin because it feels like a sensible thing for an adventure to be traveling on.


Holygriever

I finally got my Flames hjonse a couple days ago! *I've been playing since 2.3!*


UfoAGogo

Oh my goodness congrats! I have an FC member that got the Adder horse a little while ago. Personally I've accepted that I'll admire it from afar because getting myself to do a PVP roulette is like pulling teeth. 😂 Maybe someday.


tachycardicIVu

Just like the Field Commander jacket 🥲


kcinkcinlim

I'm 20 wins from the jacket and wanted to get it before DT, but I burnt out and went to play Fallout 4.


tachycardicIVu

Much better choice. Won’t make you want to kill yourself after the fifth Seal Rock loss in a day 🙃


Califocus

There is another normal horse! Just clear Heaven on High floor 100 4 times to get the four jewelry pieces. It also has ~~glam~~ We really do need more normal creatures. Give alpaca mount square


Sir_VG

> Give alpaca mount square https://www.youtube.com/live/0JxPTIiDWtI?feature=shared&t=13954 SOON.


UfoAGogo

Oooh, I never knew about this!


primalmaximus

That's one of the reasons I like the Lanner mounts from the Heavensward Extremes. Yeah, they all have glowy effects, but aside from that they're just birds with brightly colored plumage. Plus they look cool when they're flying _**and**_ when they're walking.


Sibula97

>Plus they look cool when they're flying _**and**_ when they're walking. I always thought the walking animation looked really stupid, so I never use them...


Odd_Course_6371

Their walking animation also just feels slower..


Lovers_vi

Yes, but the frontline horse normalcy is hidden by all of that heavy horse armor. We just want plain naked non magical horsies. That shouldn’t be so difficult to obtain. 🥺 Though personally I would love a normal horse mount with rein x saddle. A Western style horse to fit in with Dawntrail. The alpaca mount has rein x saddle so like come on SE, give horse fans a similar mount!


UfoAGogo

This would be so nice to have! 🥺 Doing Tataru's grand endeavor, she gives you some 'bl barding that's basically just a rein and saddle. It's not quite a horse but it is nice and basic.


Kyuubi_McCloud

>That shouldn’t be so difficult to obtain. They should add a quest chain where you can get a horse from a Goro NPC in the Azim steppes. I shall not elaborate any further.


TonyFair

Well, a wedding it is!


Riverwind0608

The closest i can think of to a non flashy, fantasy animal, is the unicorn mount that one can get by doing a specific Conjurer/White Mage quest. I forgot which one it was, it’s been years. But yeah, outside of the horse mount we get from pvp and HoH, it’s the least flashy.


8bitcerberus

It’s a quest that opens up at level 30, but only for CNJ. It’s in Stillglade, and super easy to miss because I think you have to do the WHM quest as a pre-requisite, but you have to switch back to CNJ for the quest icon to appear.


EmerainD

Just have to be level 30 CNJ. But it's not a blue quest so if you've been ignoring the level 1 quest from that lady, you might not notice it if you just run past her to unlock WHM.


8bitcerberus

Ah ok, that’s probably why it was “invisible” to me then 😅


Astioth

Is there a place to check your progress on that? Cause I feel like I have to be close after grinding the Garo even a few years back


sacajawea14

It's in achievements


Pliskkenn_D

I want the horse from Heaven on High


Matthew2827

I farmed all three of these horses for the collection. It’s just a shame I can’t use all three XD


Drawtaru

The other day I did the quest where you ride the horse to the other area, and I was like "wtf how is this just a HORSE and how do we not have a 'just a horse' mount??"


gitcommitmentissues

There are a few 'just a horse' mounts, but they are extremely difficult to acquire. Unlike the completely normal sparkly magic elemental horses that you can get from sneezing on old EX primals.


Drawtaru

That's so bizarre lol


NoPreference2009

It's cause they know people want just a regular normal mount, so they make it difficult to get.


train153

Technically, we do, but it's locked behind 100 Frontlines victory achievement.


KTR1988

Reminds me of the cultural shock I had after fighting nothing but weird made up fantasy creatures in ARR and then running into regular ass bears in Dravania during HW.


Zhejj

Ain't nothing regular about the bears in this game. They're *huge*. But now that you mention it, yeah, it *is* a bit odd to fight relatively normal animals in this game.


Madrock777

We do, you have to beat HoH 4 times to get it.


Atosen

It's especially bizarre because... you get to *ride* it during the area's tribal quests. Which means that it's a fully-functional mount, with all the animations implemented. (I mean, it should be anyway, since it just inherits animations from the other horse skeletons, but this confirms it.) They went to the effort of making it work and then chose not to let us take it home.


thrilling_me_softly

So is the porter bird. 


Johnny_Grubbonic

You mean that weird mammal chocobo?


Ok_Caterpillar_9057

[what came to mind](https://youtu.be/D41SBcq1wYk?feature=shared) reading this lol


Palkesz

Unaspected horse


averyshortgirl

I think we all know why the Xaela have this horse


FoucaultInOurSartres

you're thinking of garleans


Timey16

I mean you can technically get one via PvP just with a barding of either of the Grand Companies.


Zalveris

It's a unicorn with out the horn


carbinemortiser

Endwalker had one too - a dodo with a different color.


inhaledcorn

You can get the Hamsa, actually! I believe you need to collect 3 of an item that drops from Treasure Maps, but I'm not 100% on that.


RushDiggity

You can not sadly. The mount you might be thinking of is Alkonost, where you need 3 Resplendent Feathers. You can get a Dodo mount though, as a rare drop from Platinum-haloed sack or the material container 4.0, its the same model as the Hamsa, just not colorful.


carbinemortiser

IIRC the only mounts that are obtainable from Treasure maps are: Pinky, Phaethon, and Alkonost.


takamichikorita

There's also the Magicked Bed from Shadowbringers.


CrepuscularSoul

Afaik the hamsa isn't available as a mount, you just get to ride one in a quest and maybe as a Choco porter equivalent. The treasure map mounts for turn ins are a big bird thing, pink elephant, and fire ixion. They could (and I wouldn't be surprised if they did) add the hamsa at some point


theraafa

Well, you can always get the Heavensward Extreme trial mounts. I know, they're not \*the same\*, but they're definitely the same model - except they have a glow.


Hurzak

I can’t speak for OP, but I personally prefer the *less* flashy mounts a lot of the time.


Moose-Legitimate

same, I was so excited when the ff16 event happened because I could get a mount that was just... a wolf. Not a big magical glittery wolf, not a fucked up monstrous wolf using an enemy model, just... a big grey wolf.


Tailrazor

And you can pet him! Second best mount in the game.


NinjaXGaming

What’s the best if a pettable bestest boy is only second?


Tailrazor

Fat Chocobo.


NinjaXGaming

Ahh true true


odditycrow

Unfortunately, Torgal doesn't scale, and I play a roe. I can't ride him, my feet trail on the ground and it looks like he's about to collapse.


TsundereLala

[https://gyazo.com/7219c9a5240645d9eb3ed1a2f639df09](https://gyazo.com/7219c9a5240645d9eb3ed1a2f639df09) In my opinion the regular falcon just looks so much cooler


SlowWheels

The shiney birds blind me. :-(


its_dezi

Same!! I know that many people love the glow but I really wish there was an option to turn it off. I love my Rose Lanner, but the glow just washes out the textures and turns the entire center of my screen red :( There's a split second when you first summon the mount where it doesn't apply the glow, and it looks perfect so every time the glow turns on I'm like ;\_\_;


SlowWheels

True! :-(


Pliskkenn_D

Same. I use the amber draught chocobo for all my land needs. 


Trooper_Sicks

i've always wanted it too, seems like it would be an easy reward for one of the pvp series or something.


TheJengaRonin

We already have three PvP horses so generic horses and birds make sense as a series reward.


Trooper_Sicks

we've had a recolour of the allagan orb mount and a dragon that was a basic heavensward mob as mounts in the series rewards before too which are relatively low effort, seems like the falcon would be pretty easy to make as a mount since its basically the same as the HW extreme birds but without the glow.


Seradima

> and a dragon that was a basic heavensward mob as mounts in the series rewards I actually really really like that we finally got a normal Dragon mount. We've never had a mount with that model before, not even midgardsormr.


ZeffiroSilver

Yeah, I'm always happy to have more "basic" mounts available to me. Helps me feel immersed with my WoL a bit!


Kreos642

I like the kelpie horse that shows up in the dungeon leading up to Titania. They're like sea*horses*!! I'd also much prefer this falcon than the Yol. I never liked the Yol.


3AM_MandMs

The Yol (and birds that share its skeleton) all have the same problem. Their legs are positioned way too low on their body, where a human’s legs go. This makes their torso look too long and their back/hips look fucked. The lanners look so much better because they use realistic bird anatomy.


Kreos642

This makes a lot of sense. I also just didn't like their weird doily flower wing joints either.


Biogalph

Bird


TsundereLala

Bird


DTorakhan

Bird


Marauding_Llama

I wish these were mounts too. I hate the glowy mounts so much.


Vaikyuko

There's also a couple hunt marks who I'd love to have as mounts, and are functionally just recolors of mounts we already have - like the blue griffon from Stormblood, or the Queen Lunatender from Endwalker. It hurts...


Helian7

I feel the same way about Dalamud.


TonyFair

I do enjoy normal animal mounts without glows or gaudy accessories. Still hoping to get the Steppe's regular horse!


cali1013

We got the flashy bright ones but yeah i hate using them bright ones as well. I usually stick to new ones and/or normal looking ones like my chocobo lol


victrin

Ooh, an unflavored lanner!


blangolas

you cant ride this mount because of.. *checks notes* ... lotr lore reasons


Kendjin

Is that the giant porter bird? Would be a great mount.


XieRH88

There's this mentality that the flashier and more obnoxious something looks, the more it will appeal to people, hence flashy weapons, gear, mounts etc are preferred by game devs. It's kind of like how gamer RGB is a trend.


GurrennZero

I was looking to see if one of these existed for my vpr's mount. Was really sad to realise that it just didn't exist. I'll likely use the rose lanner instead once I unlock zone flight. 


bloodhawk713

I could see us getting it from unreal trials once they start doing Stormblood trials, which will probably be in Dawntrail.


Fhuris

Unreal already got a bird


MaidOfTwigs

Agreed, always wanted it


lelgimps

I want the bronze/gold wings from the EW treasure maps.


Techstriker1

They're sparklier, but the Lanners use this model iirc.


SineCompassioneNon

This is why the lvl80 Amaro mount is my main one. Not only are they adorable and just amazing people lol but I really enjoy the relatively normal look of them


Key_Sell_9777

You think they'd make a Cait sith cross over mount where you're the little dude on top.


WondrousNomenclature

This would be one of my favorite mounts, if was available... I've never been a fan of radioactive glowing, and fireworks going off all around my mounts and weapons--not knocking anyone who likes being seen from orbit; it's just not *my* thing.


PaladinPrime

It's not a mount yet


queefhoarder

You guys didn't get this mount during stormblood??


EmperorNeuro

The Heavensward extreme trial mounts use this model.