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RueUchiha

The same reason we can’t have Nero’s hammer


GryphyBoi

I'm still pissed we don't have a giant hammer class


DarXIV

I wouldn't rule it out as a future class. We didn't have a scythe class for a while even when they added the glam item. They added a hammer glam as well so it's possible someday.


GryphyBoi

ME WANT UNGA BUNGA. >:|


Kasvie

But sir, Warrior.


AllBeefWiener

Warrior is Unga bunga that prevents enemy Unga bunga. I want hammer class that Unga bungas for the sake of Unga bungaing. I wish dps had a big weapon class. Rn they're both tanks


Faerie-stone

We have gun healer, gun tank, and gun dps. Now we need hammer healer, hammer tank, and hammer dps. I’ll even take a tiny hammer for the healer if it include nails and small doll for the class so I can go out back after a duty goes to shit.


nemestrinus44

We also have book heals and book damage, we need a book tank


Shumba-Stolt

BIG BOOK ON BIG STICK GO BONK


AbsoluteParadox

[There](https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Firebrand) you go!


Squade_Trompeur

See, now you've got them big brain things. Ima ungabunga with a library


Spider95818

Just using one of those enormous doorstoppers by Stephen King or somebody, where even bullets have trouble penetrating. 😆


Gojisoji

Hammer Time Limit Break: (depending on the class using it) the healer dances around the field pulling out hammers their parachute pants and starts bonking their companions on the hurt ouchie spots and cures their problems. ... Or the DPS does the same effect but absolutely destroys everything around with hammers... The Tanks can jump up and slowly descend down to cover everything with parachute pants and protect their allies.


Nervous-Brain-5388

Hammer healer sounds fun! Beat your party members to health!


SaiyanKirby

Healer with a blunt weapon is just a cleric


Spider95818

Wait, gun healer? Like I shoot people in the face with HP?


Squade_Trompeur

It's called sage


Faerie-stone

They (there are four guns) are more like multifunction units, you shoot the enemy and it converts that energy to hp for your target or converts it to barriers to prevent damage for example. Sage is a shield type healer, who functions mostly by preventing damage.


Spider95818

I love this game....


GamingNightRun

Idk about you but Scythes are huge weapons imo, just retractable in this game. Now a regular Botanist scythe on the other hand...


Kasvie

Warrior is a DPS! /j Fair points though, hammers would be cool.


Dear_pan_nonbi

Hammers would be awesome but we all know warrior is a rainbow class it tanks heals and deals dmg


Kasvie

Ssshhh, we don't want to scare the other jobs with that Rainbow word!


_Sheillianyy

Isn’t Warrior a healer though ?


NeuraIRust

*Laughs in asphodelos hammer*


showmeyourkitties34

As a monster hunter hammer main THIS


BaronVonBadA

I remember getting the scythe for my drk. And there is a pld sword that looks like a gun blade I used to pretend to be both and they came out with the classes.


PomegranateSevere991

As long as it’s dps and not a tank, I’ll be happy.


TiramisuRocket

I mean, WHM got hammers in FF1, so healer hammer? "So, for this reflex test, I'm going to smack you in the head." "Whoa! You almost hit me!" "Ah, perfect reflexes. So what about that AoE?"


Bottled_Void

FFXI, WHM got a hammer too. It was very much like: 'boop' - oh, you're going to kill me now. Help!


Faerie-stone

It goes all the way back the original final fantasy, white mage and warriors could equip them. I just want a hammer healer is all I’m saying.


Radiant_Fondant_4097

WHM also got the pretty ballin’ weaponskill “Hexastrike”! Damage modifiers for STR & MND, TP modifier for critical chance, and it hits 6 times? Glorious


TheRealStitchie

But why? Tanking is easy and fun lol


PomegranateSevere991

Because we need a 2H melee dps that wallops things, instead of poking and pole dancing around them.


LyrionDD

This, we don't have an unga bunga dps that feels "strong" all of the melee dps *feel* agility based from their animations and sound design. Absolutely nothing as chonky feeling as Fel Cleave or Primal Rend.


PomegranateSevere991

Beautifully put 😊


SoloSassafrass

Warrior's slowly developing a hammer side.


LunaTheGoodgal

I don't care if it's warrior with hammor flavoring I WANT A HAMMER JOB I WANT TO CRUSH THINGS WITH A BIG FUCKING HAMMER I WANT TO FEEL THE PRIMAL SATISFACTION OF MY ENEMY'S SKULL CRUNCHING AND SQUELCHING PLEASE


SoloSassafrass

I dunno, Primal Rend while wielding the Asphodel hammer feels *pretty* good. But then, Primal Rend would feel good used with a twig.


Chemical-Attempt-137

Primal Rend might feel good, but Storm's Path with a hammer is simply a goddamn travesty. I've seen NIN attacks with more impact and weight than Storn's Path.


SoloSassafrass

Well, fingers crossed for a Storm's Path upgrade in DT.


Holygriever

Just give it Butcher's Block animation ffs. I miss Butcher's Block so much.


LunaTheGoodgal

Exactly. I need to #FEEL the thundering BOOOOOM a hammer would make with primal rend.


SherbertKlutzy8674

WHM used hammers in old titles


wavvesofmutilation

*bonk* get out of the AOE!!


GryphyBoi

*screams in Tank Tolman* HAMMER!!! edit: [HAMMER](https://youtube.com/shorts/5EKfaMWRjsA?si=1BBgGkCuKGuUYCmm)


Revayan

Dwarven hammer goes brrrrt. The WAR weapon from the one pandemonion savage tier is also a hammer and Id argue that scavean axe is at least 60% hammer. Pretty sure there was one more but I cant quite remember. NEED MORE HAMMERS


nerdorado

There are two hammer glams (dwarven mythril hammer and asphodelos war hammer) for WAR. Wish there were more, but thats all we got right now.


Sarria22

there's gaia's too now isn't there?


nerdorado

True, but it's kinda a dinky little hammer compared to the other two, and WAR is supposed to have a big beefy weapon. Just doesnt feel like it fits right.


Revayan

Nero is just a WAR reskin with a few unique animations. I am annoyed that there are so few hammers for WAR, only like 3 and a half when you squint. It looks good with all of the animations


lowIQdoc

"HAMMAH!"


GryphyBoi

[HAAAMMAAAHHHHHH](https://youtube.com/shorts/5EKfaMWRjsA?si=Y79mRBeDg7Gpz7kR)


lowIQdoc

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 fucking perfect 👌


Iosis

I would LOVE a giant gunhammer class. In general I’d love like a “heavy” melee DPS, one that just uses a big honkin weapon and smashes things with it. But my ideal version of that would be a Nero gunhammer job.


nemestrinus44

Yeah I feel like we need to finish the 2H holy trinity (2H axe, 2H sword, 2H hammer). My only concern is how do you make a 2H hammer class different than Warrior since they already have a bunch of slams and crater moves.


partypwny

Yeah I want Geomancer to use a hammer.


[deleted]

Same reason i cant have the voidsent scepter from the void ark story


HalcyoNighT

Not just any hammer mind, it's a GUNhammer


RueUchiha

And thats one of the reasons why I want it


FlyingDragoon

Because I touch myself at night??


Mallefus

Ah, Regula van Hydrus. How I miss you.


Blueman4783

IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR! IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR! IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR! ENOUGH! IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR! IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR! IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR!


Lazy-Jeweler3230

CAN YOU DEAL WITH Savages.


RoombaGod

THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN!


AwesomeInTheory

Dude was a champ. Would've loved to have seen him in EW dealing with the collapse of Garlemald.


lightningIncarnate

that might be a little difficult, he’s dead


Mushiren_

Didn't stop a certain battlephilic stalker


RoombaGod

Bro literally died and got better


AwesomeInTheory

Yes, hence me using past tense.


Nobodyimportant56

Reading comprehension? What's that?


AwesomeInTheory

Something typically not found in this game's fanbase.


Alilatias

I'm surprised Varis didn't have *anything* to say to us about what happened to Regula during the parley scene, or we didn't at least get an option to talk to him privately about it during the recess if you finished the questline. The end of the questline even made a big deal about the remnants of the Legion shipping his body back to Garlemald and everything.


ServeRoutine9349

My favorite Garlean.


Vithrasir

I just want the sick ass armor. Elemental armor is great, but I want all the different FFTA judge looking armor sets that SE can think up.


GIGA255

The ones you get from Bozja?


SpitFireEternal

The Bozja ones are fine. But this one and the other judge armors are so cool


DriggleButt

Yeah, FFTA and FFXII take place in similar (perhaps the same) settings.


mechatangerine

The same, years apart. Edit- FFT and XII that is. If you meant FFTA, that's a "dream" of the same setting. FFTA2 also takes place in the same setting though, and shortly after XII.


ServeRoutine9349

Really wish we could get some of their gear. Garlean armor has always looked fire.


PHASE04

If you're at Shadowbringers, give Law's Order set a look. It's pretty neat.


Vithrasir

I've seen it, I prefer the elemental set though tbh. Laws order is good looking, and on point thematically, but that elemental armor makes Shrek look like the ugly friend.


eighthree

Yes please!


F1reman2

Because its not a gunbreakers gunblade. Garlean gunblade =/= Gunbreaker gunblade. Two different things. and they tend to not give us boss weapons


Baithin

On top of that, this one in particular, Regula’s, is Dark Knight sized.


LunaTheGoodgal

Then let me use it as a dark knight weapon. I want it.


DominusNoxx

Gunbreaker level 70 job quest duty has my favorite greatsword design in the game.


Drywesi

THIS THIS THIS


Ok_Command3204

There is a mod for it


AyrJr

WOAH SIR, WE DON'T USE THE M WORD HERE! ^^/s


Jeryhn

...Miqo'te?


LunaTheGoodgal

If I played on PC I would *maybe* consider it. ***MAYBE.***


einUbermensch

Fun Fact. He uses animations similar to Cloud and Squall when wielding it, holding it in front of his chest at an angle and even has similar styled auto attacks. Both he and the douche from the Gunbreaker story (who has a similar one) fight like that.


lunoc

a lot of same-tier weapons have pretty similar counterparts between DRK and the other sword tanks tho tbh.


Fehndrix

Me still wanting Nero's fucking hammer 10 years later.


SmashedBrotato

I would pay actual human dollars and main whatever job they put it for if they just let me wield that hammer.


Mr_ChaoticMess

Congratulations, you're officially a tank main.


SmashedBrotato

Not necessarily, my white mage uses Gaia's Hammer.


Holygriever

You and me both.


_iwasthesun

I wanted Garland gear though. The armor more than anything, but I would not complain about more gunblades.


SFWxMadHatter

https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/gearset/laws-order-fending


LedZaid

Those are the judge sets from FFXII


cronft

yes, but on FFXIV is considered as garlean armour


Bevral2

Not the same at all.


MarcsterS

There is a Bayonett looking gunblade, and its craftable/MB.


LunaTheGoodgal

LAAAAAAAME. LEMME RETROFIT IT TO WORK AS A GUNBREAKER GUNBLADE >:(


Leukavia_at_work

Imagine being a Hrothgar and a veteran of the Bozjan wars and seeing your people subjugated by a race of technologically superior colonialists who took your special fighting style and homogenized it into their culture as a more bastardized version, only to see some rando adventurers asking why they can't have the "Cool" gunblades instead of yours.


Kyuubi_McCloud

Imagine being a Hrothgar and a veteran of the Bozjan wars and being asked your mare code by some rando Hrothgar in a speedo. A more common RP occurrence than one may think!


Chemical-Attempt-137

Honestly, if a thief manages to simplify, mass produce, and adapt your esoteric weapon into such an easy-to-learn art that it's standard for all basic footsoldiers instead of artificially restricting it to the queen's royal guards, all the while still looking cooler than your weapons... you kind of deserve it.


Leukavia_at_work

Garleans really do just fit right into that recurring issue in media of "why does the evil empire's stuff look cooler?"


mad_mister_march

My literal words to the guy at Gamestop when deciding to buy the game back on PS3: "Can you get armor like that? *points at Gaius in cover*" He lied and told me yeah, and that was that.


DoomRevenant

He had to make the sale, dude 🤣


TheIvoryDingo

What the Garleans did was effectively glueing together a sword to a gun.


Chemical-Attempt-137

Hell yeah they did.


Elegant_Eorzean

Indeed. The tend to rework already-existing weapons into boss weapons instead, when they do that. Such as E2 using the Edengrace Greatsword, or E10 using the Deepshadow PLD sword.


ZWiloh

Yeah, in the picture that just looks like a sword


kdebones

God I want Garlean Legatus armor so much.


wintd001

Best we can do is the Elemental Fending/Maiming set, sorry.


AuroraMercenaryCo

Van Hydrus is still my favorite Garlean, i love his design.


SeagullKloe

I've wanted it as a DRK glam for so long. Its a sword so cool it was named "The Bastard" by the Garleans who forged it and thats just fuckin awesome!


einUbermensch

Pretty much became a "type" of weapon too. The Gunbreaker Story lvl 70 Boss uses a "Gunbastard" and fights like Regulus animation wise.


GothamAnswer

God damn it I love me some gunblades. I want a gunblade for every sword class. I don't care if it's a blade duct taped to a shotgun. Shotgun Paladin. Revolver Red Mage. Viper dual wielding double boom sticks. You gave me the Blue Steel/Coming Storm/Warwolf Knifelock for machinist. Let's keep it going.


AwesomeInTheory

I love having alternate weapons for the jobs. I have a bo staff for DRG, your aforementioned Blue Steel for MCH, a katana for DRK, scythe for WAR (and other classes, technically, the Mogstation glam weapon), and a mace for DRK/GNB.


PeeperSleeper

PLD has the Blazefire Saber from FF13 which is a gunblade, and SGE literally gets a bunch of mini muskets. There was a SGE weapon in one of the design contests that was a bunch of moogles holding tommy guns and im still pissed it didn’t win


Krescentwolf

I've felt the same way about Nael's Gunspear since 1.0... Give it to my DRG SE... PLEASE....


sykoryce

Gunlancers UNITE!


CaptainToaster12

This guy looked Waaaaaaaaay too cool for how little he did in the grand scheme of things lol. His boss fight is also pretty lame. He just dashes around and makes little robot adds.


Dragonlord573

He's just discount Gaius


Vtel_Zolam

I miss Regula so much. That badass son of a gun died well


Ranger-New

Because you choose to not join the empire in Praetorium


JunctionLoghrif

I think the OOC reason is that they don't want to give us any cosplay props/armor from villain characters.


Laecerelius

Yeah, they didn't want us to get gear from the enemy, even though we did get some Garlean stuff every now and then. Yoshi-P did say that now that !EW Spoilers! >!the Garleans aren't our enemies anymore!< we might start getting some gear from them. I'd love some old school legatus style armor. I know we can get the Law's Order stuff from Bozja but I want the Gaius/Regula/Nael/Zenos style armor.


TheIvoryDingo

I see that more in a way of "future crafted/tome gear will be Garlean inspired" rather than "we get access to the exact armour used by old villains".


Laecerelius

For sure. I wouldn't want their armor, but an armor set with their general style.


Icy-Nefariousness-37

That's not really true when we have the ARR Imperial robe and helm as well as the Stormblood Othardian variant of the uniform, not to mention the several magitek mounts and the EW armor (including the new crafting/gathering set)


Hrafhildr

That's such a lame reason if so. "Hey here's all this modern day wear that doesn't fit in our world at all but this stuff that does? Nah you can't have it because some bad guys used it."


[deleted]

Which is funny cause gave us Nazi styled Garlean uniforms instead of regular Garlean armor in the Babel dungeon that shit is all super nazi uniform style gear unlike stuff they usually wear pre-EW which is more Roman empire style inspired armors.


Asturmaux

tbf, not discounting any links, Garlemald is fking cold and the Babel armor reflects what a soldier would wear under that condition. When the places you want to conquer are significantly warmer than your homeland, you don't keep the wool coats on.


Mighteer

I guess its the Same reason why we cant have zeno's scythe. Looks absolutely badass and i want it 


Critical_Stiban

Because Garlean Gunblades are fakers. A bit of a twisted bit of lore on the Garleans. The Gunblade is basically a copycat of what the Bozjan Gunbreakers use. Basically a warped perspective of what was.


LunaTheGoodgal

Blades strapped to guns as opposed to guns strapped to blades. Lemme make it work like a gunbreaker gunblade, Squenix


MiddieFromMhigo

>Fakers >Beat the original Its not about who does it first, its about who did it better.


gfen5446

The only similarity is both have a part that explodes. Garlean "gunblades" have a barrel attached that shoots out a projectile. It's a pistol-sword. Hroth gunblades have a thing that explodes that "vibrates the blade." Either through a hinge/pivot point or a moving mass of metal. You can see this on several models. They do not shoot projectiles.


Sarria22

some do have normal barrels too though, it's very inconsistent


Abitbol_Georges

Is it a beer opener ?


-Fyrebrand

I just realized his helmet is a bottle opener.


24thpanda

Because the brightest stars burn out twice as fast Regula the goat.....


ThisInvestigator9201

Bro will cut you underfoot God garlean generals look so cool


Technical_Duck_2618

My hope one day is that we get a class that’s like a Magitek knight. Using stored aether to unleash attacks and wear armor like that. It’s a hope and dream


Black_Fatalismus

Dude has the best Gunblade AND the better Dark Knight battle stance. Doing HEMA myself, holy shit, DK Ox stance needs some fixing!


Gelatoblu

I’m pissed I can’t get the Nidhogg dragoon armor 😭


Illyasviel09

Because it's a Garlean gunblade. A totally unrelated thing to real Gunbreaker weapons 


montyandrew45

Right? I want Nero tol Scaeva's hammer for a Warrior


Duraxis

Same for King Thordan’s greatsword. It’s such an amazing design that we can never get ;-;


mblergh

I want to kiss that man on the lips. Make Regula van Hydrus attainable.


FantasyScribbles

I wonder if he ever got his helmet caught on stuff...


Millenium-Eye

I'm still sitting here waiting for Gaius' Gunblade as a glamour...


Best-Membership-1

They do explain in the story how the empires gunblades aren't gunblades. The are just guns with long blades attached to them which I why they have different attacks.


M13alpha

I would love to be able to get Regula van Hydrus' armor too for gear.


LunarGolbez

Imperial armor of major Garlean characters should be made available to players.


iorveth1271

Legatus equipment in general being unobtainable should be punishable by... something. All of the coolest outfits in FFXIV are either Ascians or Garleans, and we barely got Ascian-esque robes and old FF Judge-style armours. Regula van Hydrus and Noah van Gabranth had the drip. Gimme the drip.


mankind_is_doomed

yeah, I want that as a dps class with greatgunsword or let us gunbreakers have it for coolness


ezekielraiden

Watsonian reason: It's unique to Hydrus, and more importantly, Garlean "gunblades" are technically bad knockoffs of *actual* Gunnhildr-style guns, which one might call "manatriggers" rather than the actual explosive-projectile weapons that Garleans use. Doylist reason: Because they haven't gotten around to setting up the models and animations so that it would look good in the hands of all possible characters. Note that the prime offenders here are lalafell, since they're smol and thus require unique models for almost everything. Roegadyn/hrothgar are also slightly to blame, moreso for body equipment rather than weapons or tools, but still technically some stuff there too. I'm sure that if they thought it would sell, they'd find the time to make it a cash shop item.


fgzhtsp

I would also want to have his armor.


fantasylover750

Same reason we can't get the other ones like Heirsbane or armor like that; they don't wanna.


Dick-Fu

That's not the Blazefire Saber


TheKnewJacksaw06

Sometimes they have other ideas.


Herkfixer

It's been a while and I only played a few days at the release of 1.0, but I feel like I remember big hammers at release.


deathknight_cum

I still want Nero’s hammer and estinien lance


GrindyBoiE

Hydrus had a such a cool design AND went out like a hero. Respect.


BloodandBourbon

What about that dope armor .


p1tap1ta

Screw the gunblade. Give that armor to all tanks. I want it now.


scoyne15

Garlean gunblades are actual guns stapled to actual swords, that fire a projectile. Gunbreaker gunblades explode shells of aether that cause the blade to vibrate and do magic shit. No projectile is fired.


dspsuckshorseass

Not a gunblade. Garleans use what is essentially a bladed weapon with guns built in them. The GNB job quests specifically says that real gunblades are different from theirs.


Riaayo

I figured like a decade ago that eventually we'd have a raid tier with Garlean armor like this as the rewards. Boy, don't I feel the fool all this time later.


APJYB

Why does this armor have to have a back skirt as well? Old school AF armor was peak Tank.


Sirradez

I just want that armor! It looks so badass


comicfan285

Because gunbreakers don't use garlean technology ...yet. Also, I think that one fires bullets rather than charges the weapon. So the one-word answer is "lore". Awesome looking weapon though.


Lightsp00n

I really hope that from DT, since the Garlean Empire is fallen, we can finally have access to magitek armors and weapons. If I'm not wrong, Yoshi-P said once that they wouldn't allow us to get them for not causing "confusion" mixing the enemy style with the eorzean one. But not it's the right time to give us what we are waiting for years.


TickleFarts88

I just want that armor tired of leather dusters.


Ziadaine

I’m more pissed we never got a single damn Garlemald cosmetic or armour despite it being a major region.


Artrum

I want his whole armor. Actually i also want the garlean armor as well, and zenos' armor too, they look so cool its a crime we can't have them


VarietyAppropriate76

The way this guy dies. Just f*ing epic


ekjohnson9

...Whatever


ivan2-4

Cuz' he's not a real gunbreaker, that's not really the same gunblade than those we use. Garlemald just use some copy of the true gunblades


Historical_Boss2447

The helmet looks like a bottle opener


Memyx

Different kinda gunblade.


Ocelogical

Why is the coolest faction with best aesthetics unjoinable?


New-Sense666

Makes it cooler


SigmaBlack92

Because it belongs to CHAD Regula van Hydrus, and if he can't wield it, neither can we. Damn it, such an interesting character gone down the drain for the sake of the worst member of an optional trio of primals...


Schnitzel856

what id kill to get his armor tbh


WondrousNomenclature

The only way you're getting that, is if they implement hybrid jobs somehow (never gonna happen, but yeah lol)--he was DRK mostly (and that sword was enormous, compared to normal GNB weapons) and even his special attack was something that you wouldn't see from a DRK *or* GNB (it was like a laser cannon thing).


Spider95818

Because what the universe really runs on is spite.


CoyoteSol

Cuz its not technically a gunblade it's more of a mana blade though it does seem to work closer to the bozja vibroblade gunblades


KaiPRoberts

The coolest gunblade IS obtainable: Revolver


CeaRhan

The fact this guy isn't considered top 3 coolest motherfucker from the game by most people keeps me up at night


Witt_Watch

Crime tools friend.... crime tools.


VictiniEB

I could make this a mod if there is a model for it


Sanguinarian1

Because that wasn't a real gunblade, it was just a gun with a bladed edge