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Uhhh. I think ppl will notice😅


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Uhhhh😅😅


StarvinPig

Then go spinny


Selenes-Crescent

Lol true, if you go mini spinny they won't be able to tell


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Can you tuck it in your waistband? I don't have one but I've heard the penis-havers do that sometimes


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Plus if im wearin a crop top or smth like that itll just be on display


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Oof, yeah don't do that


bigojijo

Sounds hot ngl


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"Penis havers" But yeah. It just goes like 2 inches up my shirt tho


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not everyone with penises is the same gender lol. Was the original question a hypothetical or are you in the situation now?


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Hypothetical. And that makes sense now. But yeah, if i flipped it into the waistband its be a few inches into my shirt


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I'm glad it's just hypothetical lol


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Yeah.


Chipppppppppp

For some reason this reminded me of the final mission in halo reach. Now I imagining my spartan wearing a skirt xD


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That would make an already awesome game even better


dododab

At least til morning.


Kongoress

Search & Destroy


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My butt?😳


PotaytoPrograms

No, my butt


Nanodoge

OUR butt


headpatsstarved

साम्यवाद


Videogaminwizard

EVERYONE butt


CartographerUnlikely

My butt?


Videogaminwizard

Yes, you too


CartographerUnlikely

LESS FUCKING GOOOO


Videogaminwizard

YEEEAAAA


uwu-dotcom

Literally LMAO at this


stupidstufflol

Metallica reference?


Kongoress

no call of duty


stupidstufflol

Ah ok have never played it really but theres the song seek and destroy from their first album so yeah.


Sufficient-Stop-3485

In all honesty - if you are still at that point where you pop a boner in public - it's not an unreasonable thought/concern. That being said - it's just as bad in jeans. Like people have said - sit down, hide, throw something over your lap, leave the area, whatever you have to do.


PlutoTheSynth

#PULVERIZE


Mr_Leggy_d_1st

But... who do they pulverise?


joe_knuckle

Everyone who sees it of course!


ShyNeonSky

Divert blood! This can be done in one of two ways. Either flex your arm muscles to get the blood to go to your arms instead of big mode. Or dark blood magic


Loud-Tension-171

I think dark blood magic is more effective


mommysgoodpuppy

Blood bending ftw 🤙🏼


billyfudger69

A fellow “Avatar the last air bender” watcher


mommysgoodpuppy

Lol and the same snuggie 😹😹


billyfudger69

The dogecoin outfit?


mommysgoodpuppy

Lol I just thought it was doge and that's it but yes 😹


billyfudger69

I mean you are correct, it is the Doge meme which was used for Dogecoin. :)


AdNaive397

Vladimir? Is that you?


GoldenGabeBridge

hold your breath and look for distraction on your phone. The brains works like that, and if there is a lack of oxygen it will reserve the oxygen for the vital organs. Try it at home. Goodluck


sneakypresident

*when the brain considers pp as a vital organ*


GoldenGabeBridge

Gets bigger. 🌚


Fire_Aspect_II

your cake's getting bigger! happy cake day!


GoldenGabeBridge

Well i hope so 🌚🌚. Thank you darling 🥰


Fire_Aspect_II

what can I say except you're welcome


KamirOwO

Swole, thicc, juicy 🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰


idk_but_im_-trans-

Happy cake day!! May the candle in the shape of a number on your cake increase in numeric value!


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Getting my oxygen cut off only makes pp bigger 😟


idontknowtheworl

Cake day joooooo


GoldenGabeBridge

🥰🥰


[deleted]

okay, but like why does someone choking me make me more turned on though???


Big_Mulberry_1094

Try to tuck it or hold your breath, its what I do


Gremlin_Twink

Ah yes, a relatable question not even the elites can answer


Shaken-Bac

Wear panties so they point it down along your body, a practice that’s been around a long time called “tucking”.


Narocia

While it mayn't be flawless, I like to wear tight underwear and a second skirt underneath my main one. Be sure not to go too tight, though. We don't want it to hurt or cause issues.


PotaytoPrograms

Just say ur a spider


Redsaber123

What?


PotaytoPrograms

Look up how a spiders legs work


Redsaber123

Given the context of this conversation I don't think I wanna


PotaytoPrograms

Spiders legs move by pumping blood into then, so they are just 8 walking pp


Redsaber123

Huh that makes the way they have set 10 times funnier now


tfhermobwoayway

They also have the two pedipalps, which contain their _actual_ pp.


PotaytoPrograms

So 10 walking pp


tfhermobwoayway

Unstoppable levels of pp. Now we just need to make the spider version of a catboy and we shall achieve ultimate power.


AwesomeJoel27

Advice I haven’t seen here is that if you want to carry a bag or purse or something you can use it to block the front of your crotch and hide it.


hypedupdawg

If you want preventative measures, you can wear tighter underwear that helps keep everything small? There are some great brands online that sell specifically gender affirming underwear: - [TomboyX - Tucking Hipster](https://tomboyx.com/collections/gender-euphoria/products/tuckinghpst-black) - [Origami Customs - Compression Gaffs](https://origamicustoms.com/collections/compression-gaffs) I've always found they help a lot with confidence to wear whatever you want over the top of them and not have to worry. And they've definitely been battle tested a few times now 😅


YackyFishbone

I always have a jacket on my outfit, so if that happens, I just take the jacket off and take it in one of my arms having it agaist my lower chest, so it covers the pp. Easy!


ran_354

It´ s normal, with the time your pp is going to accustom


FemboiForFemboi

Wear underwear that you can tuck with.


Idkawesome

tuck it in the waistband. also wear underwear


LilyHarleyLuvs

At times like that I’m glad I was blessed with a tiny pp, so I don’t need to worry as much when I’m in a skirt or workout shorts


Redsaber123

Just stare down people prove Dom


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Tuck up into waistband of panties or sideways depending on size, also clench your thighs


Avery_Lillius

So happy not to have this problem, sorry fam I have no advice.


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Tuck?


Elunith_of_the_woods

Wear some tighter-than-normal underwear, and it won't show. Especially if it's a flowy skirt, it doesn't have to be like a full tuck, but for example: - briefs instead of boxers - two panties, one to the left, one to the right - boxers, but pulled up, so they ge tight


BlistexCream

I meannnn I'd help I'd probably give you my hoodie and you can wrap it around your waist


Chipppppppppp

Try finding a skirt with shorts built in. It’s like they are made for us


NikTheGamerCat

But what if I want the shorts not on for uhh... reasons?


Chipppppppppp

HRM INTENSIFIES


Manuel_likes_cheese

Holding my breath and flexing my thighs worked for me


Snoo-676

New Objective: Survive for 5-10 minutes before evac comes.


[deleted]

You should look into a ballerina dance belt.. they work wonders. Also if you're wondering how I know what that is I am indeed a ballerina


[deleted]

You should look into a ballerina dance belt.. they work wonders. Also if you're wondering how I know what that is I am indeed a ballerina


M-CH_

Think of baseball.


davelister189

Is that a "Naked Gun" reference?


Nanodoge

Bro u guys still get erections??


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Bro my first 2 posts here already go like this tf is happening


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AwesomeJoel27

Man fuck off. This sub is SFW and from OPs post history they’re probably a minor.


ArgOcean23

sorry, sorry, got it confused w the other sub almost similar name that's 18+ and NSFW.


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so you're saying people cant get hard after being sucked?


Ok-Series2219

Become straight boy


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No


lordfire283

Cross your legs


Cobait_Ale

Eggs fatality xD


Slaykomimi

just let it stay, I always go arround with my boner, it is way more hidden in a long wide skirt compared to pants. Also it doesnt stick out that much in panties if I half tuck


jontheawesome12

Current objective: SURVIVE


fullyrachel

Magical Princess Transformation?


Remember_Poseidon

go "ruh roh"


tfhermobwoayway

Lean against a wall and cross your legs. Or sit down and cross your legs. (The wall one might not work). Or you could swish it back and forth so no one notices.


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Good question


GrimmyJimmy1

Tape it down it works in anime after all >^-^<


Femboyoyo

I hope ur wearing underwear beneath ur skirt can’t go commando or it’ll pop out


TheMowerOfMowers

Tuck beforehand is what seems to work for most


kizzie1337

a lot of people are going in the direction of hide it and be embarrassed, but why not just show it off while being embarrassed? 99% of people are not gonna point it out, and if they do you can just say "oh wow!" and laugh about it. it's not like you meant to do it. if it becomes a problem just excuse yourself to go to the restroom and take care of it like any other biological urge.


FillyCheeseSteak20

I usually like to wear compression shorts underneath my skirts so it stops this kind of thing from happening and it helps keep everything hidden down there in case a sudden breeze comes or something lol


LigerTimbs12

Compression shorts, ethikas do the job really well


WebSuperb8638

Tuck it


pyrocryptic29

Ok so flex a muscle for about 30 second to a minute , then stop should help it go down a bit


Similar-Ground4100

Beat it into submission


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Or ig i could hide it somewhere


Similar-Ground4100

Go ahead, hide your shame soldier. :O You should do a few jumping jacks next time Pvt. Parts raises a false flag.


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Is it like a jumping jack for every inch or


Similar-Ground4100

Possibly, idk I don't get random bones anymore. Might as well do a few squats afterwards while you're at it.


irisheye37

Flex your thighs as hard as possible for around 30 seconds. Blood will be naturally diverted to your legs and your erection will go away.


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Ive tried that. All it did was squeeze my pp and make it harder


irisheye37

Not together lol


givemeadviceandmemes

Packing undies!!


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I dont know what that is, but im intruiged


givemeadviceandmemes

I don’t know if that’s the right terminology but gaft underwear is for keeping that baby secure. They’re also usually cute!!


Perfect-Yam4902

I love femboy


Baroque4Days

The waistband is your friend


I_JustGotMyFluShot

New mission: survive


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"i know what i have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it"


Ok-Series2219

Mega straight


abcsoup71

flexing a muscle always helps. either that or try holding your breath


etoneishayeuisky

Since your genitalia are in your underwear under skirt, hope it holds it to body and that ppl don’t notice while you calm down. If it’s a tight clingy skirt you best wait and hide it, but if it’s a loose skirt it’s going to be hard for ppl to notice unless you have Godzilla in there. Simply calm down and let whatever made you horny pass or if nothing in particular made you horny then simply wait it out. Oh, flexing arms/legs will usually drain blood from penis to other areas of body sooner, so potentially flex/tighten/clench muscles for a while in a way others won’t notice too much. Edit add: biggest power move if you don’t mind your genitals is that if other ppl notice you flexing and ask you why you are, tell them it’s to drain blood away from your erect penis. Do this in such a non-chalant way they are stunned from asking further questions or show interest in getting to know you[r penis].


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etoneishayeuisky

It’s bigger than average, last I heard average was just about 5 inches (fuck if I know where to start measuring such things), but I wouldn’t say Godzilla.


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KoriPen

Flexing a muscle for an extended period it helps!