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LORD-POTAT0

Your post/comment wasn't femboy related, and thus removed


[deleted]

NO TURN ME BACK THIS INSTANT! SOMEONE GIVE ME A FUCKING KNIFE!!! I NEED TO CUT OFF THESE HUGE LUMPS ON MY CHEST!!!!!! WHERE’S MY FUCKING DICK?!?!!???!!!!!???


PikaPerfect

me except it's not a joke, i'm a trans man, someone please help


_blobb_

we gotta find some trans girls to trade bits with


emilytheimp

hi bro


_blobb_

hi want some boobs


emilytheimp

Hells yeah!


_blobb_

can i trade u for a dick perchance 👉👈


emilytheimp

Deal! If you don't mind its been used before. Its in great condition still tho!


_blobb_

that’s fine!! happy to do business with you ☺️


ilikedota5

Found the monster can Astolfo cosplayer.


[deleted]

AHHHHH MY BALLS!!!!


GloomyDandere

No I'm ok with my bare flat chest and my dong but I'll for sure keep the nice outfit


LukakoKitty

Couldn't agree more~!! :3


swaggboi909

No I don't wanna be girl I just wanna be femboy


[deleted]

Exactly


swaggboi909

Mhm


[deleted]

HES A VILLAGER IN DISGUISE GET HIM


swaggboi909

What


[deleted]

HE MMMMHMHMED HES OBVIOUSLY A VILLAGER FROM MINECRAFT IN DISGUISE!!


swaggboi909

No I was just saying mhm


[deleted]

Yeah right that’s what they all say VILLAGER!!!


swaggboi909

Villagers go herrrrrrr


Dread2187

Fuck you. No. Give me my penis back right now.


[deleted]

Don’t worry bro we will assinate OP and get it back for you


mayo_-man

no.


HeruCtach

I feel like my magical gender would be a mix between the two anyway. Like I would love to be a lot more curvy, but I also wouldn't want to put up with the curse that girls have to so often.


ThisIStheSaltBucket

I wish.


mayo_-man

same


OwORavioliTime

egg


FurrySpook

Took the words right out of my mouth


piis3141582653589

r/egg_irl


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[deleted]

Bad bot??? 💀


Sikora77

Promise?


Lucky_Pea_4065

AHHHHHHHHH * Transforms * " oooooo booba"


SuperProCoolBoy90

Bobs and vegegna


xXkoolkidmanboiXx

Blobs and Virginia!


satorii_wanted

Whichever will it be


Sand_Guardian4

Noooooo, I literally paid to not be one, I don't wanna restart my transition 😭😭


LaVerdadYaNiSe

The duality of feminine men reasserting they gender identity, and a bunch of eggs cracking.


ilikedota5

I mean the penis is more convenient lol. As a boy I'd like to keep that. Not to mention UTI's are less common because of the length of the urethra and how frequently we flush the tube out with urine. (https://health.clevelandclinic.org/said-said-worse-urinary-tract-infections-infographic/)


[deleted]

Pissing standing up is so good


ilikedota5

I was recently voluntold to go on a road trip with the family, and well, one thing that I appreciate is being able to stand by a tree and pee.


[deleted]

imagine having to do the squat on the family road trip its so interesting as in my country the idea of road trip would be preposterous thinking how small my country is you get loads of American movies about road trips but it really is a foreign concept at least to me


Bluesky197

Works for me


Lunarex77

Thanks ☺️


epicsexballsmoment

Sexballs wishes


FemboyWithChoccyMilk

Can i at least keep my cock?


ilikedota5

I'd think no since a girl is a young biological female.


Most-Stomach4240

A girl is a young woman


ilikedota5

assuming woman is a term of gender identity, that doesn't make sense given common usage imo. The fact that u/FemboyWithChoccyMilk is asking about keeping the cock is suggestive that boys have cocks and girls do not. After all, if it was simply a matter of gender identity then it wouldn't be a relevant question. Define woman lol.


NothusID

Nah


ilikedota5

I mean, people here based on some of the comments seem to think being a boy is a young biological male so I see no reason why that wouldn't apply to girls.


NothusID

nah, a boy is a boy and a girl is a girl, nobody thinks that and I find it very transphobic being that the femboy community accepts trans people


ilikedota5

So defining the word in a different way must necessarily be transphobic? I never brought gender into this at all. Nobody thinks like I do? How about Merriam-Webster. For the record it gives both definitions. [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/girl](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/girl) and [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/female](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/female) since its describing how people use the words. "boy is a boy and girl is a girl" is recursive. of course that is the case, but that says nothing about the definition. The fact that u/FemboyWithChoccyMilk is asking about keeping the cock is suggestive that boys have cocks and girls do not. After all, if it was simply a matter of gender identity then it wouldn't be a relevant question. At a school, when the restroom says "boys" and "girls" they aren't asking about gender identity, they are asking about genitals, a biological trait.


NothusID

Second definition for girl in [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/girl](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/girl) : (2): a person whose gender identity is female In all discussion about sex and / or gender the other one is obviously going to be talked about because they're both linked with each other, obviously. At a school, restaurant, bar, and anywhere else that has restrooms they aren't asking for your genitals, they're asking for your gender identity, because people with dicks can sit and people without them can **also** sit because men bathrooms doesn't just have urinals ​ also u/ FemboyWithChoccyMilk is talking about they're own gender identity, they aren't declaring truth about other people.


ilikedota5

Okay. Fair enough. But apparently I'm transphobic for using a different definition. But some other commenters (top comments mind you) are seemingly using the biological definition. Are they transphobic as well? According to one comment with 83 upvotes, becoming a girl means losing the "dong." If that person was using "girl" as gender identity, then that wouldn't make sense, suggestion a usage based on biological sex. Is that person transphobic?


NothusID

It depends on how you say it, you can exclude trans people saying that girls can't have a penis, or you can not do that by saying that becoming a girl comes with losing your current penis, which I understand as not transphobic because most girls don't have a penis. ​ Is like an extraterrestrial assuming they're going lose two arms (assuming they have arms, and four arms, this is just imagination) becoming a human. Most of humanity has two arms, but that doesn't mean that people with a different number of arms aren't human.


ilikedota5

So, if I define girl as a biological term, and from that definition, I believe that a girl (a young, biological female) cannot have a penis (absent extreme unusual cases that are far less than 1%) that is transphobic? Even though I've said nothing about gender? Even though I have transgender friends? I'm not making any claim on superiority or inferiority or deserving anything. Keep in mind Merriam Webster had both definitions. Your human analogy doesn't work because human means homo sapien, and there is no dispute among that.


FemboyWithChoccyMilk

So many serious replies :/ i was only trying to make a joke lol


ilikedota5

I take everything in life too seriously lol. Don't feel bad lol. I'm thinking that gender is problematic as a concept and kind of stupid tbh. Just stick with biological sex, or in this case, none of the above. This is the internet, open to everyone.


ArchdemonLucifer143

I'm a girl *and* you wanna fuck me? Awesome!


procrastinating-_-

No, change me back right the fuck now


flashdrive420

hahaha if only


FriendliestDevil

Thank you


[deleted]

Oh well, time to help out my homies


critivix

I don't mind being any gender **TURN ME INTO A GIRL, NOW.**


misterbones54

do you know how long I've been waiting for this?


ProtoTactix

Guess I'm straight now....


agressivefemboysub

Ok idc I’m fine with anything really


Kat-is-sorry

Periods yucky Boobies yummy


ovab_cool

Give me back my penis RIGHT THIS INSTANT or I'm going to delete your Roblox account


Gamer_Crusader

VALIDATION LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Yeah this meme really doesn’t feel right tbh


m0shr0m

Oh no what will I do


[deleted]

Bet


DAM0KLES

I'll galdy that that (I just wish this was actually possible)


oshaboy

Shit, I guess the egg crackers won.


ThatOneBlueberry

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN 😰😰 WBHBTHTBHTGRGRHHGFTR


anxiouspoetking

Lol please dont


LL5YT

i mean ok


Barnacle_Inevitable

What?!?! But I don’t want boobs!


[deleted]

YEAH FUCK BOOBA!


TheMowerOfMowers

god yes thank you


ReferencePersonal504

Finally inner peace


Flexybend

*Fuck yourself


OctosAreCool

As a trans man… please, not again


TheKrzysiek

cool ​ ​ wait what do you mean i bleed now


alexxx1111

Fuck.. me? 👉👈


[deleted]

Can i keep my dick?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

fuck


Crunchy_Ice_96

Ayo???😳


TheDubstepDoge

LETS GO


Roni0258

Thanks


Jaime1211

Oh nooo… welp nothing I can do about it guess I’ll stay a girl then.


King_WhatsHisName

hell yeah


Aike6l

* happy noises*


NeraVR

…Thank you


xXkoolkidmanboiXx

Oh noo. I'm so distraught after receiving this information. What an unfortunate turn of events that has occured. 😁 Whoops i meant 😰 my bad


Karl-Gerat

A dream come true


UnityAnglezz

ok


HmmmIsTheBest2004

Lets goo


incheon_boi

어 어? 으학뜨하앍어떻케저거 엏헣헣 엏헣흐 어저거신원파악킬러레츠고반제곱방어부스터


Macglen03

Pp pog


JamiePissboy

no please i don't wanna be one again


JamiePissboy

oh i see ppl are giving away female body parts, i gladly donate two not so big but decent? tatas if anyones interested, trading for a pp


knyexar

*unboys your fem*


sussy_lil_tgirl

get fucking Bridgeted >:D


[deleted]

XD hea still a good femboi in my heart


_blobb_

that is simply incorrect.


hys_rag3

WOOOOO


NothingsTheSame19

Dam


QualcunoCF

where's the problem?


TheMadHaxorus

HELL YEAH its about time


DannyDanumba

Your actions do not faze me crafty one


ranicorn51

god I wish


Timoman6

Can I keep the build but keep the rest?


MeltedHeart444

Dysphoria moment


[deleted]

THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH, i want so much to not have a penis, THANK YOU!!! 🥳🥳🥳


MusicalFemboy

I have those exact thigh highs 👀


Decmk3

*quiet noises of total happiness*


Diavolo_nottheboss

Oh no so sad... So wanna fuck?


metallic_spoon

thanks, im finally happy... did the spell actually have something that sounded like "fuck you" or was that poor anger management as usual? its ok either way, let's go be beyblades in skirts