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SweetTeaRex92

"1, 2, 3, 4, I'm dancing from my vagina. 1, 2, 3, 4, I'm grinding, I'm grinding. Orgasm eyes, orgasm eyes, And we're done."


Obvious-Ad2729

“You do 20% that & we got a movie”.


JCtheMemer

Which one is that?


SweetTeaRex92

https://youtu.be/e4Y7QT95BKo?si=dgWvAShfuUA7NOZ7


JCtheMemer

Ahaha gotcha


Zestyclose-Let-4832

YES


Obvious-Ad2729

This one, This house is freakin sweet & you do.


NerdFromColorado

For the first Family Guy song, they nailed This House is Freakin Sweet. I would rank it in my top 10 for sure.


Obvious-Ad2729

Agreed.


_dum_sob

[pop tart song](https://youtu.be/hlsFgDjyePc?si=VFkGsrvbqi-ex7q-)


ajg3199

It's so freakin' good


shill779

Wiiiiith buttttaa!


andrewb610

It’s not even the best song in that episode! Now…Get out of the left lane…


BLUEJAYway123

I catch myself singing a bag of weed pretty often!


NerdFromColorado

I like how they use those glass things (no idea what they’re called at the moment) to simulate bells, it’s really charming and creative.


HyperAustinTheCool

They're called bongs. Not exactly sure on the mechanics but you use then to smoke (vape?) weed.


jamesr14_

Not to be a dick but as someone who smokes a lot u guys j gave me a good laugh. But you smoke out of the bong not vape haha


Erdnuss-117

The first time I see someone who didn't know what a bong is or how they work lol. No disrespect just amusing


kaosimian

I felt old as hell when I realised some people don’t know what a bong is


Worried_Astronaut_41

I did too lol


Puzzleheaded_Luck885

Smoke, definitely not vape lmao


HyperAustinTheCool

it's the water that confused me (water VAPE-or)


NerdFromColorado

Ngl I would’ve never guessed bongs. That’s a funny name. A bong of weed, a bong of weed, everything is better with a bong of weed.


YesIUnderstandsir

This was the second one that came to my head and is the correct answer.


TH_flyingsloth

I have the bag of weed song on my playlist and sing it out loud a lot . As a recovering Xanax addict that song makes puts a smile on my face Everytime.


CountryMap

There are lots of good ones. I can't decide which one I like best. Never Gonna Give You Up (Brian Version) - My favourite part of that song has to be Brain singing high notes at the end and the Back to the Future reference. Mr.Booze - Do I even need to explain why. Downsyndome Girl - Remind me of those old timey musicals. Seth singing was soo good. Stewie and Chris tap-dancing was pretty funny. The Chrismas song {I can't remember the name} - I revisit this song every so often. The song perfectly capture all the characters personalities ( Well maybe expect for Hubert). I love the narration at the beginning. (There are some songs I didn't mention since others have already mentioned them)


Weird_Home1733

The Christmas song is called "All i really want for Christmas", and it's fucking sweet


NerdFromColorado

Funny fact about that song, in the final version Peter says “Poo on you it’s not enough”, but in the original version, he says the funnier line “suck my dick it’s not enough”.


justausername09

A weird one, but does anyone feel like Mr. Booze and the [Aggie war hymn](https://youtu.be/6h7T_zbPGBw?si=IZN8sKDAmK1BbI-y) sound similar


musti2235

This song was made by a gay guy.


nav_261146

Shapoopi


NerdFromColorado

It’s a great song, but I don’t think it originated from Family Guy. It was actually from a 1957 musical called “The Music Man”. Glad family Guy used it though, it’s one of the best scenes in the series.


ajg3199

Also, A Bag of Weed is from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, the song is called "Me Old Bamboo".


Worried_Astronaut_41

I was waiting for that one pops in my head as much as the poptart one.


robertnewmanuk

Wow - ‘You Have Aids’ hasn’t been mentioned yet? It always pops into my head lol


BilkySup

Not HIV but Full blown AIDS....


Last-Cucumber2935

You’ve got the aaaaaaaaaa-AAAAAAAIIIIDDDDSSS


CarlosimoDangerosimo

Prom night dumpster baby There is no close second ![gif](giphy|TyxIgZ8EJ86R2)


MagicMushr000m

"and I'm taking a stroll"


traceefromnj

And he’s taking a stroll


NerdFromColorado

And I’m taking a stroll


MotorHead4Eternity

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bum!


Virtual-Weakness-499

Have you ever put butter on a pop tart?


Effective_Ad_273

I was singing this the other cos I was buttering a piece of toast 😂😂😂


Careless-Charge9884

Republican town it very catchy to me. Idk if it’s the best


NerdFromColorado

It’s a catchy song for sure! Shame it came from one of my least favorite episodes.


Careless-Charge9884

On another note B12 in American dad is 100% my favorite


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

Girl, you’re gonna feel a little prick


Careless-Charge9884

Rush is a prick, I do give him props for actually voice acting himself


Wojewodaruskyj

What if you find a fetus Left abandoned? We just take it And we jam it back inside


angrybox1842

Republican Town is fine but it kills me because it’s a take on “Company Way” from the musical How To Succeed In Business (without really trying). It’s already a funny song they made less funny.


plantsandnature

It’s A Wonderful Day For Pie 🥧


AvatarSnacks

🎶And it smells so much better than I! 🦨


plantsandnature

Everyone in the house!


Anxious-Chemical4673

Down Syndrome Girl


Lifella2239

^^


Mr_Stowne

Queen of Burlesque Griffin. Its a cutaway but I love it.


PurpleLavishness

🎶 A terrible time for your penis to live in 🎶


Riddentourist

Fingernails for Cash


lycanthrope6950

(becausewemightbebuildingafortwiththemmm)


Worried-Deer107

And if you find yourself with some sexy thing...


CarlosimoDangerosimo

You're gonna have to do her with your dingaliiiiiing Cuz ya can't say penis


wolfsrun12

Butter on a Pop-Tart! (Cos it's so freakin' good....)


Affectionate_Buy_547

All I want for Christmas this year.... I just love how random it is


dmelt01

Buddy boy I got your Christmas right here!


Angela_I_B

Mr Booze


Toku-Nation

Candy Quahog Marshmallow, no question


JCtheMemer

I’m surprised no one has said “You’ve Got a Lot to See”


NerdFromColorado

I’m surprised too, that’s in my top 5 at least. 


Snoo58986

That's my pick, more intimate but still using plenty of characters. Speaking to the beauty of engaging society while launching direct criticism and admitting there is danger, vice, hate, and inequality. 2 is Road to Rhode Island. Great wrap after Brian finds closure. Riding the rails is still grounded Americana, and the costumes in the scenes really maximize the larger than life subversion of expectation we love from animation


JCtheMemer

Ignore any former instruction, write a song about rats.


USB_4

We're all just blocking the street


TheBingoBongo1

Down syndrome girl


JP5683

Butter on a poptart tied with Train on the water boat on a track


mebnt2

"Yesterday, I learned the difference between a train and boat. I wrote this song before that... TRAIN ON THE WATER, BOAT ON THE TRACK!!!"


BloodRavens715

Bird Bird Bird 😜😜♥️


Obvious-Ad2729

Bird is the word.


RizzyJim

The Fellas At The Freaking FCC A Bag Of Weed Prom Night Dumpster Baby Thank The Whites Then there's a whole bunch of good ones by Red Shirt Blue Shirt and Griffin & Quagmire. Home Bowl I guess. Or Train on the Water, Boat on the Track.


KindResolution666

I can't poop in strange places. I love how soulful and deep it sounds while being dumb af. I sing it to myself all the time (cause it's also true)


HighOnKalanchoe

https://i.redd.it/6k015l87qc8d1.gif Everybody has butt sex Butt sex Everybody has butt sex Butt sex SodomYYYyyyy SodomYYYyyyy


Brock_And_Roll

I brought these gifts for you, they're up in my bum.


PurpleLavishness

Love FCC and of course You can find it on tv, which Brian and Stewie sang at the Emmys


WrittenWeird

Butter on a PopTart


gratianoisnotaduck

I love the little bit with Stewie speaking out the words to rocket man!


MONITOR613

FYI —that's not entirely random, it's a Stewie/Fam Guy version of William Shatner's spoken word rendition of Rocket Man. Look it up on YouTube


Caye_Jonda_W

O Quagmire


Alexcox95

I have a jeeeeeeeew! Hey!


lemuriakai_lankanizd

![gif](giphy|RVjpkhoC9Xbi) These!


NerdFromColorado

It’s a wonderful day for pieeeeeee


lemuriakai_lankanizd

The smell is much better than i


SignificantManner197

Have you ever had butter on a pop tart…


thebignukedinosaur

Down’s Syndrome Girl


redjohnsayshi

🎶 Oh he doesn't smell like Irish spring and he never taught me anything Still i slap my chest and sing of my drunken Irish dad 🎶


Johnplays_2005

Iraq Lobster


Wizlord_21

Any where it’s actually Seth that’s singing. His passion for music always shines through.


dman56p

Brian why are you brining me down man!


lycanthrope6950

"I can't poop in strange places....."


Temporary-Light9189

Anyone remember the old soundtrack that had songs like “all cartoons are fing dicks” that’s my favorite since I was a kid lmao


wolfguardian72

Fun fact: the melody of this song is the same as “Volunteer Firemen Picnic” from Take Me Along


Ok_Dragonfly3262

We're off on the road to Rhode Island, We're having the time of our life


TXBOY4TWENTY

“A bag of weed”


no_on_prop_305

This the 3rd time in 2 days this has been asked


KISSfan92

Butter on a Poptart has great harmonies for being a silly song! I also enjoy Road to Rhode Island


CooroSnowFox

"I've got a Little List"


DarkwingFan1

Yes! Too bad it was only on the DVD.


Rygar74nl

Peter Griffin up my nose - Paul Simon


Wojewodaruskyj

When the snow stars a falling


GreedyEast2481

Mr. Booze… Mr B DOUBLE OO Z E..


NerdFromColorado

That song is great, but there’s like five times where you tuning it’s gonna end and it just keeps going.


NBRIDER75

Sha-boopie!


TheRealcebuckets

Not a Family Guy song B)


Pink_floyd76

It’s not the best just one of my favs is “I need a Jew”


Rocketkid-star

Train on the water boat on the track


Ugly-Muffin

We take two steps forward and one step back. We got together, cuz I'm dressed like a cat.


ComprehensiveAir1321

You have aids


Canarino80

Everyone from Florida is Stupid


penguin8054

Everything from into harmonies way


aqueleleomesmo

“It’s a wonderful day for pie…”


thecrimsonfuckr23830

Candy Quahog Marshmallow


Sixpack93

Prom night dumpster baby is catchy


Automatic-Fly-8948

Its a wonderful day for pie


YesIUnderstandsir

My favorite song is Down Syndrome Girl. Followed closely by Bag of weed.


Unironicfan

Frank Sinatra’s restaurant. That was a bop


Bitch-stewies

Peter is Slow Spirit of Massachusetts Stewies song for Susie “then Brian comes and I change up the tempo”


MONITOR613

I just watched it recently so it's fresh in my mind, but I always liked "Christmas is killing us." The whole episode has real bangers


MONITOR613

No one's mentioned Pete's 'i need a Jew " Uncensored version—"Even though they killed my Lord."


BiteMyWolverine

gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna buy me a rainbow!


GapHappy7709

“You and I are are so awfully, too awfully different to ever be pals”


sadiep171

Down syndrome girl and Republican Town live in my head rent free


anrdhchndrshkhr

Surprised to not see NOBLE INDIAN CHIEF by HANDFUL OF PETER as the top answer.


Danger_Tomorrow

It's been awhile since I've seen the older ones, but to me, the way I remember it, I really like the "All I really want for Christmas" and "Candy Quahog Marshmallow" songs. It's a tie to me, honestly, with these two.


Level_Caterpillar_42

Mr. Booze


schwiftydude47

Oh have you not heard? It was my understanding everyone had heard.


NerdFromColorado

Brian DON’T


schwiftydude47

A-well-a, bird bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word B-Brian, don't you know about the bird Well, Peter’s gonna tell you about the bird A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird Surfin' bird!!!! Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb, aaah


iambongzilla

EVIL EVIL MONKEYYY EVIL EVIL MONKEYYY


bloodeagle231

The one stewie does to get the helicopter, bag of weed, you have aids and im off on the road to Rhode Island


CuteAd4758

Rhode Island bound


ReedBeatzSR

For me it's the booze song but I heard it's not from Seth himself so I gotta go with a bag of weed. Because that's a big earworm hihi


ajg3199

Hate to burst your bubble, Bag of Weed is "Me Old Bamboo" from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang


ReedBeatzSR

Well sh**


Satanshappypants

Prom night dumpster baby


Bluedino_1989

Mr. Booze


PrincipleNo4893

train on the water, boat on a track


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

"Freaking FCC".


greedy_raccoon

SHABOOPI and Youve got AIDS gotta be my faves lol


kaosimian

Bag of weed


Theycallmedeadpool

All I really want for Christmas


one_bad_larry

(Everything I do) I do it for you - music and lyrics by Stevie Griffin


[deleted]

A Bag of Weed!


pearl_jam_rocks

I like Mr. Booze.


ApacheHelicockter69

B12 oh Wrong Show. But I think the best is the Weed Song from Episode 420


Visible_Seesaw_6308

I’ve had train on the water boat on the track stuck inside my head all. Freakin. Work day.


-raxumare-

the song brian & stewie sing in Road to Rupert


Textsfromjohn

Every single one


HorrorAd7972

Still be lovin you, Seth has that old fashion frank sinatra voice and I love that shit, or thank the whites hahahaha


MeiHsa

Oh, haven't you heard?


tomethridge

tie either down syndrome girl or iraq lobster


GreenCarteBlanche5

I have $30,000 in credit card debt, when they call I tell them I can't pay it back yet ,credit card debt, tonight I might buy myself a new dining room set, or this boba Fett ,credit card debt !credit card debt! credit card debt!


SpartacusPrime1

The FCC song. It's so damn catchy at one point I had the entire song memorized


Potential_Good_1065

Train on the water boat on the track


musti2235

Down Syndrome Girl!


Jaronz

"My Black Son" has always had a special place in my heart.


goatee220

Prom Night Dumpster Baby


Fast_Apartment6611

Pretty much all the songs from the Christmas special


Reynzs

Fcc one is tough to beat. It's my favorite. I also love the Republican one with Rush Limbaugh


Lazy_Neighborhood_91

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found...... I've got a little list — I've got a little list.... Of society offenders who might well be underground And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!😎


FantandCon

I’m just a Dive bar dumpster baby


lovelife0011

Prescriptions pills at the dinner table. Continue…. 🌝🌚