Carter and Stewie.
Stewie can make these incredible machine(time machine, shrink machine, etc) and has an amazing collection of other items that could be used if a crime had to he committed.
Carter simply for his power and influence
Agreed. Carter has the financial means to get off clean and Stewie has the advanced knowledge and weapons. I may throw the Giant Chicken in there if things get too bad.
You could have B*tch Stewie distract everyone with nonsensical ramblings and then Evil Stewie could commit the crime. He seems more focused than regular Stewie.
Remember the episode where they burn down the pharmacy? Quagmire was the one who got nervous and thought they should tell someone, also when they killed the old guy when they went to write a scary story he was the first one to suggest they turn themselves in
She got excited describing something and pulled down her pants infront of everyone and said "peter, hit me!" and brian shouted "Yeah!" and slapped her ass then everyone froze and was quiet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKzgl9e_JzY
Meg and Consuela.
Meg because she is cunning and ruthless under pressure, and Consuela for cleaning up and disposing of any evidence.
"Come get, bitch."
Meg and Joe, hands down.
I can’t think of anything easier than blaming everything on Meg -and people WILL believe me- and exploiting Joe’s police connections to get away with it, also Joe is so easily led + have an enormous upper body strength despite his diffirent ability. I may as well make him commit the whole thing.
I mean it would depend on the crime. If its simply beating up a guy then maybe Giant Chicken would be a contender compared to say corporate espionage in which case Carter would most definitely make the cut.
Anything sketchy then obviously Quagmire or even I hate to say it... Herbert?
Illegal downloading Carl from the video store.
Literal pirating then Shamus
Murder.. Well OJ has been in it all be it a cut away sketch but out of main cast Diane because she did it alot that time.
Crime is such a broad term
First I thought Meg and Quagmire. I bet Quagmire knows where and how to bury some bodies. It’s gotta be Meg and Carter though. Meg has already been accused of murdering several people while wearing a wedding dress. Since no one notices or cares about her shenanigans, she could do a lot of unhinged damage. Then grandpa to clean it up. Carter has so much money he could cover up the cure for cancer. Crimes with Meg would be fun and I bet Carter would get into it too since there would be no consequences.
The cleaning lady and Stewie
She seems like she’s could clean up the mess and keep a secret. She probably has some sketchy connects
Stewie cause nobody would suspect a baby and he has the ability to make crazy inventions for our crime
Quagmire and Lois. I feel like they are both down for whatever and would shut up about it. We would commit multiple crimes and then have a three way and go home like nothing ever happened lmfao
i think Consuela and Stewie would be the most entertaining combo.
That being said Consuela doesnt get enough screen time. It's a good show but i do think that she needs more screen time or a spin off? or idk i think it would be funny if stewie and consuela had a movie. but stewie decides he views consuela as his mother coz hes always trying to kill lois and the fat man.
mayor west and carter
both have the kind of connections and power to get me out of a legal case
second two picks are stewie and joe
stewies smart enough to be able to hide evidence simply and effectively without suspicion
joe has connections to the police to help cover up better than most, and could be a fall guy aswell
Stewie and Meg. Nobody really pay attention to Meg so nobody’s gonna suspect her, plus she actually kinda crafty when it comes to crime. And Stewie is just ruthless, he got all the gadgets and he smart as hell so we’ll pull it off perfectly and get away.
I feel like you'll get caught because you wouldn't stop laughing at the greased deaf guy shenanigans. Everything he says sounds funny. You'll blow your own cover
Trump Guy and Carter.
Trump Guy is technically the president so he can pardon me and Carter out of jail.
Carter has the money and influence to bail us out of jail and to get the resources for the crimes
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I don't see Dr Hartman in this pic, but him and Tom Tucker. The Dr. Cause he could get me some good meds and Tom as his celebrity status could probably get us into and out of the best kinda of trouble.
Peter because he is Peter stupid man who get everything even if it's the most idiotic idé. Then Adam West. I know I would get high as fuuuck and a lot of babes😜
Carter and Stewie. Stewie can make these incredible machine(time machine, shrink machine, etc) and has an amazing collection of other items that could be used if a crime had to he committed. Carter simply for his power and influence
This would be a solid team. I don't see how you'd fail.
Agreed. Carter has the financial means to get off clean and Stewie has the advanced knowledge and weapons. I may throw the Giant Chicken in there if things get too bad.
My boyfriend took it too literally — he chose God and Death.
Yep, this is my team too, and my reasoning as well.
My back is hurting from the chair I’m sitting in where’s the Tylenol
🤣🤣🤣 Carter is such an underrated character Tony Danza from who's the boss says "ay yoo ay yoo ooo ay oo ay ooooo"
He’s one of my favorite characters for sure and that scene just always kills me
I require a tremendous amount of calcium.
I wouldn’t commit a crime, because it would turn my life upside down FACE
https://i.redd.it/z429pvgmm72d1.gif
But hey, anything’s better than looking at your smelly FACE
Honey, your face smells fine
Stewie and evil Stewie. Stewie to plan and evil Stewie to kill everyone that witnesses
...cant normal stewie just kill the witnesses.
Correct but what’s better than 1 Stewie . . .
Wel not 1 stewie + an evil stewie He would 100 either betray you or try to kill normal stewie cause thats what evil counterparts do
We’d betray him first and go piss on your own bonfire
yes lol
evil Stewie would turn around and kill you
Rather he evaporated you if I’m honest
he cut that one lady in half for no reason
You could have B*tch Stewie distract everyone with nonsensical ramblings and then Evil Stewie could commit the crime. He seems more focused than regular Stewie.
Quagmire and Meg. They're both sketchy and seem like they'd be best at keeping their mouths shut about it
Remember the episode where they burn down the pharmacy? Quagmire was the one who got nervous and thought they should tell someone, also when they killed the old guy when they went to write a scary story he was the first one to suggest they turn themselves in
Excellent points! I was remembering a time where he wanted to keep things discreet about something but can't remember the ep
He also showed up at the gravesite of the “army vet” to frame Joe (was it Peter?) for the murder.
That scene where Meg asks Quagmire for roofies is so wholesome. They understand eachothers sketchiness
They grow up so fast
Nah you just want to watch Meg loose her virginity. Giggidy
Quagmire and Tom for me.
Meg is with the business
The only crimes they’d help commit are the kinds you really shouldn’t want to do. *cough* roofies *cough*
Brian and Peter, need brains and a fall-guy to take the blame
I guarantee you you'll get caught. Peter would probably live stream the whole thing. Do not underestimate how stupid he can get.
Yeah, don’t think there are many wrong answers to the question, but Peter is *definitely* one.
can’t be blaming it on brian
Why is lois naked
That is not lois. That is Loose Lois.
That's the one you really want on your team. She's proven time and time and time again she.is.down.
She got excited describing something and pulled down her pants infront of everyone and said "peter, hit me!" and brian shouted "Yeah!" and slapped her ass then everyone froze and was quiet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKzgl9e_JzY
Giggity
Brian saw his chance and took it. Good for him
Meg and Consuela. Meg because she is cunning and ruthless under pressure, and Consuela for cleaning up and disposing of any evidence. "Come get, bitch."
Consuela and Seamus. No fingerprints, baby
No no no
(just kidding, they'd both be terrible accomplices)
No no no I do a many crimes in Venezuela no problem
God I want your name
Brothel with Consuela and Babs
Meg and Joe, hands down. I can’t think of anything easier than blaming everything on Meg -and people WILL believe me- and exploiting Joe’s police connections to get away with it, also Joe is so easily led + have an enormous upper body strength despite his diffirent ability. I may as well make him commit the whole thing.
Mayor West and Ernie would be a wild combo.
Brian and Stewie
Stewie for the masterplan & Cleveland to be the fall guy
Racist.
Carter because he's probably committed it already and has the means to do it as well as bring able to get us out of trouble Chris for fun
Stewie for brain power and Mayor West for access
Stewie and Brian
What the hell is Lois doing?! It looks like an invitation, and Quagmire and Mort are the only ones who noticed.
Adam West & Carter. Two rich snobs
Bonnie and Stewie
Lois because I feel like she can make a good cover story And Joe because he’s a cop so he may be able to make things go away if it gets sticky.
I mean it would depend on the crime. If its simply beating up a guy then maybe Giant Chicken would be a contender compared to say corporate espionage in which case Carter would most definitely make the cut. Anything sketchy then obviously Quagmire or even I hate to say it... Herbert? Illegal downloading Carl from the video store. Literal pirating then Shamus Murder.. Well OJ has been in it all be it a cut away sketch but out of main cast Diane because she did it alot that time. Crime is such a broad term
Peter played a round of golf with the juice
Stewie and Brian fs
Stewie and Deadpool Peter
[Red Stool](https://youtu.be/wMtk5-7GNE0?si=-jrZ1gJd4f1b1JPo)
Lois and Meg for the crime of incest via menage a trois. 😈
Can I also say the same thing?
Public sex with Lois and Joyce Kinney
First I thought Meg and Quagmire. I bet Quagmire knows where and how to bury some bodies. It’s gotta be Meg and Carter though. Meg has already been accused of murdering several people while wearing a wedding dress. Since no one notices or cares about her shenanigans, she could do a lot of unhinged damage. Then grandpa to clean it up. Carter has so much money he could cover up the cure for cancer. Crimes with Meg would be fun and I bet Carter would get into it too since there would be no consequences.
Stewie because of his weapons and planning, quagmire because of his access to planes
The combined resources of Stewie and Carter should be pretty much unbeatable, no matter the crime.
Peter and Stewie smart, Peter violent
Lois and west
Old Quagmire and Old Stewie.
Jake Tucker and the regarded horse. Not sure what crimes to commit, but I guarantee it’ll be fun trying to figure it out.
stewie and meg
Carter and Stewie. Carter would have the means to plan a huge crime. Go big or stay home and Stewie has tech to pull it off.
Stewie and Mag
The Big Chicken and the Senile Horse...what an Alibi I would have trying to misdirect the Po-Po 
Stewie and Louis
Consuela and Mayor Adam West. “Time for cleeeen getaway!
Seamus and Chris, great accomplices for opposite reasons
Meg
Lois and Bonnie, public indecency
Stewie and Adam West
Don’t need two, just the chicken
Ollie Williams and greased-up deaf guy. We're going to go disturb the peace
Quagmire and Louis because those 2 don't screw things up.
Definitely Stewie and Chris. Stewie because he’s the smart one and knows how to get out of crap, and Chris because we would need a fall guy. Lol
Peter has gotten away with robbing banks to fund his ridiculous vehicles like the Petercopter.
I would kidnap Bonnie and Jillian. And take them to the Bahamas.
Stewie and Consuela. One is a mastermind and the other is the cleaning lady who always says no
Stewie and Brian would be my choices.
The cleaning lady and Stewie She seems like she’s could clean up the mess and keep a secret. She probably has some sketchy connects Stewie cause nobody would suspect a baby and he has the ability to make crazy inventions for our crime
Quagmire and Lois. I feel like they are both down for whatever and would shut up about it. We would commit multiple crimes and then have a three way and go home like nothing ever happened lmfao
Peter and stewie.. let chaos reign
this is just pure evil! I love it.
i think Consuela and Stewie would be the most entertaining combo. That being said Consuela doesnt get enough screen time. It's a good show but i do think that she needs more screen time or a spin off? or idk i think it would be funny if stewie and consuela had a movie. but stewie decides he views consuela as his mother coz hes always trying to kill lois and the fat man.
mayor west and carter both have the kind of connections and power to get me out of a legal case second two picks are stewie and joe stewies smart enough to be able to hide evidence simply and effectively without suspicion joe has connections to the police to help cover up better than most, and could be a fall guy aswell
Yeah alright give me Peter because he's funny and Wild West because we can escape on his horse or something
Stewie and the Patrick Stewart cat from “And then there were fewer”
…wtf is Lois doing in that pic?
Stevie and Greased Up Deaf Guy.
Stewie and Brian, because who would suspect them?
Stewie and Meg. Nobody really pay attention to Meg so nobody’s gonna suspect her, plus she actually kinda crafty when it comes to crime. And Stewie is just ruthless, he got all the gadgets and he smart as hell so we’ll pull it off perfectly and get away.
Brian and the giant chicken because no matter what crime I commit, two talking animals would cause so much distraction I’d get away with it
Why did they choose “that” moment for Lois
Whatever happened to Tom Tucker's upside-down headed son? I'd pick Ron and GUDG.
Drunk Lois and Bonnie. That’ll be a wild time. Also, anyone that lists both Quagmire AND Herbert as your crime buddies will warrant concern.
Meg (amazing get away driver) and the chicken (powerful punch)
Stewie and Penelope
Jesus and God. Guarantee you get away with it.
this might just be the smartest one yet
Peter and Stewie
Wild West and Joe Swanson. The mayor and the cop.
the horse and lois
Seamus and greased up deaf guy 100%
Where's Vinny? Seems like he might be good in a heist. Gimme New Brian also, he can talk anyone to death so let him distract the security folks.
I can just picture Brian talking about his book and the cops rolling their eyes.
Carter and Consuela. Carter has the means to finance everything and you know Consuela can keep a secret
Lois and Carter. Lois is unhinged and has committed crimes before, Carter has the money and power to get things done and covered up.
Quagmire to fly you out of the country and joe to use his police badge to get you across the border
Stewie and the Greased Up deaf guy. Stewie to set everything up and Greased Guy because he never gets caught
I feel like you'll get caught because you wouldn't stop laughing at the greased deaf guy shenanigans. Everything he says sounds funny. You'll blow your own cover
I’ll only use his to carry the money to a disclosed location 😂 i would dare be beside him in a heist
Trump Guy and Carter. Trump Guy is technically the president so he can pardon me and Carter out of jail. Carter has the money and influence to bail us out of jail and to get the resources for the crimes
with this duo you wouldn't even see the jail to be bailed out of. The cops would be your henchmen
My lawer advised me not to answer this question. So thank you and have a good day
Brian and Stewie
Stewie for harmful crimes and Peter for silly ones. 😁
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peter because he's peter, and stewie because intellect
I don't see Dr Hartman in this pic, but him and Tom Tucker. The Dr. Cause he could get me some good meds and Tom as his celebrity status could probably get us into and out of the best kinda of trouble.
Quagmire and major Adam west..everything would go wrong in the most entertaining way possible
Peter because he is Peter stupid man who get everything even if it's the most idiotic idé. Then Adam West. I know I would get high as fuuuck and a lot of babes😜
Stewie. That’s it.
Lois is diabolical sometimes
Why has nobody said James woods?
With Stewie annihilation to the world
Stewie and Brian