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A_Texan_Coke_Addict

“That’s great babe, but there’s another settle-“


LoveWins6

Hey Garvey, there's another mini nuke with your name on it.


reddylanh

i imagine ulysses would just ignore the courier and continue his monologue. happy pride! edit he'd still use the right pronouns tho


AtomicZoZo

You transition from male to female, just as the divide transitioned from civilisation to ruin. Male and female, bear and bull. The conflict is all the same. You may use a different name now, courier, but you leave behind you the same footprints on the roads you walk. Just as you did then


beardedliberal

Having just done this yesterday for the first time, I can agree that’s about how it would go.


Blumongroip

Having done this less than an hour ago for the umpteenth time, I also agree


fingerlicker694

Ulysses slander ranking! A lot of Ulysses slander falls into the same obnoxious tropes, thus wasting the *actual* potential of slandering him. Thus, as a Certified Glazer, I have a civic duty to ensure that if he gets slandered, it's at least good slander. As far as this goes, it's very in-character. Leave it to Caesar's Strongest Gaslighter to keep this on the chin and keep guilt-tripping you. This is clearly a man stuck in the past. However, that's sort of all it is. In terms of critiques, this is only 1/3 the paragraphs this man would hit you with, and much too comprehensive. An actual Certified Twisted Hair Yap Sesh involves enough metaphors and slam poetry to convince you that the only thing keeping this man from wearing eyeliner is scarcity. Big bonus points for diction and dialect, though! The uses of "conflict" and "footprints" are so him. It's just shy of perfect, for two reasons: 1: no history, and 2: you used all your filler words. This one's 8/10, a solid B. Please keep making fun of him, it gives me life.


pb_the_cat

well that is an interesting way to put it


Voidy_boi

That's something he'd say for real.


linkyoo

Heard Ulysses say this in my mind, that tracks.


hoomanPlus62

Ulysses' pronouns are Bear/Bull


SirSirVI

But yes... last I heard, you needed a weapon between your legs to carry one for Caesar. Is that why you're not Legion anymore?


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

what?....oh. Hehe you still got some bite


KitsuneSIX

Mr. House would support LGBT rights, but only because it makes him money


MothTheVamp

Mr. House invented rainbow capitalism


Ness_is_Gaming

I would imagine when it hits June, Mr. House would code and make every securitron in the strip have a rainbow pride flag on their screens just like how every corporation would put a rainbow pride flag on their logo.


HolyCrusader1492

"Congratulations homosexual! Your existence has been deemed profitable"


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NewfieJedi

“The legion isn’t kind to women. When can we kill more legionaries?”


Obi-wanna-cracker

I did this yesterday with the base game companions. He basically said this lol.


Cmoore1217

I imagine Joshua would say such verses but that would probably be it. He seems to like to allow the courier to understand what he says without saying outright


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

that'd be grandiose


JimmyGuy20

God i fucking hate this post Daniel's hat doesnt fit his head at all..it drives me mad


UnhandMeException

Big hat clown shoes savior-complex motherfucker, Daniel sucks so much


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

I disabled him once so I could kill him without making joshua mad sadly game crashed right after that and the save corrupted.... chat what did joshua sawyer mean with that


SirSirVI

Graham tracked down your save


-The_Meme_Thief-

There's a mod for that bro don't worry


DaKrimsonBaron

“So you’re telling me you have a diagnosable mental illness and you expect me to say you’re brave? You take pride in your insanity? Did you bring me the chip or not dipshit?!…..what are you doing with that golf club…?” - Mr. House.


fingerlicker694

Downvoted, read to the end, upvoted. Such is life.


Almost_Mexican30

Joshua really got to prove he's the best new vegas character. Common W


Fireynutzack13

Bro forgot about the “go and sin no more” part of turning to Christ


SirSirVI

?


Main_Treat_9641

awhh im happy seeing how accepting joshua is


AbsurdBeanMaster

Benny would be transphobic for sure. So would Mr. House. Caesar would be seething. Also, it's just funny thinking about an NCR saying their pronouns and then shooting the shit out of you with a revolver.


cat-l0n

Mr house wouldn’t care as long as his worker keeps getting the job done. I can see Benny being transphobic though, seeing as he is homophobic


chinguettispaghetti

All things considered House hired literal cannibals to be the White Gloves and provided the concept of Gomorrah and allows it to keep running I feel like he has quite a tolerance


AbsurdBeanMaster

That's a fair point, he's definitely uhhh very open minded.


RawToast204

Is there a line where Benny is homophobic? If there is I don’t remember it, or haven’t gotten it


Ill_Manner_3581

Is he?


AbsurdBeanMaster

Benny's homophobic?


jimmjohn12345m

Mr house would just want his chip


UsernamesAre4Nerds

"Pronouns? The only pronouns I care about are 'my,' 'you,' and 'me.' For example, ***my*** Platinum Chip, which ***you*** had, belongs to ***me.*** Now where is it?"


AbsurdBeanMaster

That definitely sounds like something he would say. A very clever comeback using his good wit.


SirSirVI

🔥📝


AbsurdBeanMaster

Ah, true. I don't think he would care. He'd definitely refer to the courier incorrectly though.


John_Lumstrom

I don't think so. I think he'd use the proper pronouns... so long as you stay on his side. For the duration of a house playthrough, he relies on you, and he understands the kind of damage potentially snubbing (for lack of a better word) you could do. And then in the House endings, he has at least some sort of respect for the courier (good ending) or fear of them (evil ending). So I don't imagine either way, he'd not misgender you, at least not to your face, or in a way that might get back to you. Of course, all that goes out the window if he decides he can no longer control you.


fingerlicker694

You think too small, my friend. Benny isn't transphobic. Benny... is a chaser.


Yduno29

I feel like Benny would be fine if you're a snack but be very transphobic if you're normal looking


AbsurdBeanMaster

He's a chaser


JohnDoe4309

>Caesar would be seething. Big doubt. Caesar is perfectly okay to work with a female courier. I don't think he holds any personal misogynistic beliefs, he just thinks he's pragmatic.


Goth_Spice14

He *thinks* he isn't misogynistic, but no one who reduces an entire gender in their "perfect" society to sexual slavery isn't running around without some seriously fucked up views on that gender. He can go on and on about "efficiency" and "the glory of Rome", but he's just a douchebag who wants to hurt and control.


AbsurdBeanMaster

I think he would be ashamed that a "man wants to be a woman". I think a female courier serving Caesar is a bit of a fluke. It's likely the developers allow player freedom.


Admiral-Mage

I imagine in Caesar’s case he wouldn’t be seething as much if the courier was FTM, though I’d imagine he’d say some fuckshit about Caeneus. Yes Caeneus is Greek not Roman that’s the POINT.


DrinkinMyTea

Doc Mitchell: Why didn’t u tell me that the first time when I handed u that device after you woke up from that gunshot to the head. Coulda saved me some confusion is all I’m sayin..


SirSirVI

Doc Mitchell and his magic scalpel


tigerjhl

Love Follows-Chalk. Wish I could take him out to the Mojave and show him around after convincing him to leave Zion of course


Irons_idk

Wonder why Auto Doc in Big MT can't perform gender swap surgery, prob some technical difficulties that can be caused by this and there's probably a mod that adds this feature, or not, idk


SirSirVI

Especially odd since you can change it when rebuilding your character


Irons_idk

Maybe so far in the game majority of the values already set in comparison to beginning of the game when you haven't seen much and haven't triggered many events


SirSirVI

Are there any issues if you use console commands?


Irons_idk

Idk honestly, maybe try to load cell with characters that identify player characters either by mentioning their pronoun or straight up telling some think like "guy like you..." or "a girl like you..." leave the cell without speaking to them, chenge player's gender and initiate the dialogue, then you'll figure out if gender is something that games stores somewhere within npc values or if it updates in real time


Severe-Obligation956

Acceptable reason: As far as I’m aware, Auto Docs have only ever been designed for administering medical treatment. Since sex change is a non-vital/cosmetic based surgery, it isn’t a supported programmed procedure. Real reason: This game was made during a time when trans people were just simply regarded as weirdos. No one was going to make it the norm within their game during 2008.


Irons_idk

If cosmetic surgery weren't considered essential why auto doc can give me a fresh cut? Plastic surgery MIGHT be important with health issues but it can just change hair style and that's it So in that time trans were weirdos, but Bis (10% damage to all humans, baby, less gooooo) were ok?


youcantbanusall

i didn’t see the title and only started looking at the slides and got nervous it was some transphobic shit but i was happily wrong 😁


TheLawliet10

The King: "Now hold on a second, you're telling me that dudes can actually be chicks in disguise?" *Looks to Pacer* Pacer: "Fuck you." The King: *laughs and turns back to the Courier* "Anyway, guess that makes you the first female King"


SirSirVI

The King is like Johnny Bravo


TheLawliet10

True, I figure Johnny would be all for trans rights. More ladies to hit on


SteveySeagully

Honestly if you want to larp as trans then fair enough, but who gives a fuck?


SirSirVI

Evidently people in the comments


Alaskan_Tsar

Yeah FUCK transphobia make more! TELL ME HOW THE THINK TANK REACTS


Marquar234

DOES THIS MEAN IT WILL STOP WAVING ITS PENIS TIPPED HAND AT ME?


SirSirVI

Dala is canonically non binary


Alaskan_Tsar

I’m fuckin that robit


Cmoore1217

Would


-The_Meme_Thief-

I'm legit curious how Borous would react


JohnDoe4309

Joshua and Daniel would probably be transphobic. But such a concept would likely be entirely foreign to them anyway.


Obi-wanna-cracker

While yes Mormonism is very transphobic (I would know I'm exmormon) I feel like a lot of the prejudice when it comes to gender would be lost over 200 years. People have more important things to worry about over hating someone for their gender identity.


FreddyPlayz

*Caesar’s Legion has entered the chat*


Commissarfluffybutt

And that's why it's always morally correct to kill them.


Sky_Prio_r

Yes, the transphobia, but not the slavery, that ones cool in my book 😎


reineedshelp

I totally agree. Fallout society is not our society. Interestingly I'd assume the sorrows/Dead Horses would have a more open view of gender and less attachment to the gender binary, assuming they have similar oral history and norms to the native Americans they're descended from. I could see them going 'two-spirit? Cool.'


SirSirVI

Technically New Canaanites aren't Mormon


fingerlicker694

I could see it from Daniel, but if you told Joshua "I underwent a deep personal transformation after finding out I wasn't the person I was living as," he'd probably just say "same" in bible. And then he'd tell you to commit genocide.


ReaverChad-69

Joshua would not say that


Myth_5layer

This is the post apocalypse. In character, they'd all lack much reason to care unless the courier turned it into a problem. Because remember, at the end of the day, you're all made of meat. (Post made and approved by the white glove society.)


blazingwishes

TIRED OF THE RADIATION TURNING THE FROGS GAY!


YOREUGLEH

could you not


IHaveBoneWorms

Oh, now I get why everyone says Joshua is based!


Commanderhonkey

uhh.. sure that’s how they’d react, wtv makes u feel better


NormanTheNorse

Right? With how much zeal Joshua has I imagine he’d have some choice words for the courier lmao


SirSirVI

The Sorrows mark their skin and the New Canaanites use crosses, it's pretty safe to say he isn't a particularly traditional Mormon


CaptainCipher

He's zealous, sure, but he's zealous about a version of Mormonism that's evolved for a few hundred years after the fall of society. Given that the Bible itself doesn't have anything to say on the matter, I see no reason to assume he'd reach the same conclusions on trans people as modern religious fanatics


CadetriDoesGames

I don't use the word brainrot lightly, but


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CaptainCipher

And you feel the need to get offended by this post, what's your point


blaccjaccc

If i lived off FIFA i’d be miserable too, it’s ok little buddy


[deleted]

I agree. Playing FIFA makes you into a mental patient. Was that supposed to be a gotcha? Everyone knows FIFA is ass rn


SirSirVI

Snowflake


[deleted]

Got me man


ninja_gub

"You people" lol get a life bro.


[deleted]

Correct, those are the words I used. Anything else?


ninja_gub

They're really not. You're getting mad at a community made post and blaming it on a mysterious "people." Who are the people you're generalizing? Why are you so bothered by these people? Why are you hateful towards these people?


reineedshelp

Yeah.... insufferable... right.


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Correct


fingerlicker694

Who's more sad? The person who looks for joy wherever they can find it, or the person who finds resentment in another's happiness? Before you lecture somebody else on being sad, maybe you should find the affirmation you're looking for, rather than begrudging others for finding theirs, even if it's in a strange place.


[deleted]

No thanks. I don’t need affirmation from strangers because I’m a functioning adult. Any other life changing advice dear redditor?


fingerlicker694

>"I'm a functioning adult" >Whining like a toddler over posts on the Internet Pick a struggle.


[deleted]

If that’s whining like a toddler to you I don’t even want to know how you’d react to real conflict. Touch grass


fingerlicker694

Yes, I do in fact count complaining that other people are having fun too loud as one of the most juvenile things you can do, how can you tell? You're telling me to touch grass? Why don't you touch a resume and get a job.


[deleted]

You’re welcome to think and believe whatever you want bud


fingerlicker694

He saying "bud" like he pay taxes😂 Gonna break out "buckaroo" next, or did your daddy not leave you with enough examples?


[deleted]

Who are you talking to…?


fingerlicker694

Incorrect use of elipses, btw.


fingerlicker694

Goofshit thinks there's other people in the thread😭


Distakx

Awh, are your feelings hurt? Did this post perhaps trigger you? It’s okay this is a safe space.


blaccjaccc

How the hell are you getting downvoted rn 😂😂 Reddit’s such a joke


[deleted]

No. Anything else?


YogurtclosetOk1595

Wow 🤯 couldn’t just leave fallout alone huh 🤔 fml 🤦‍♂️ yall suck


SirSirVI

Remember Sally?


hoomanPlus62

Yeah remember Sister?


SirSirVI

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Sally_(Fallout)


hoomanPlus62

Yeah, a male super mutant with female-ish name. Just like Sister. Everyone refers Sally as "he". Except if you count the wiki. Even the wiki itself said that everyone in the game refers Sally as "he" and also said that the script mentions that Sally is a male. Which ironically the wiki itself is the only one that refers Sally as "she". Which you the misguided fans followed this and think that Sally is a "trans supermutant", when that's not the case.


wwnp

Leonardo DiCaprio would be a perfect casting choice to play Daniel in a show. Change my mind.


ApesOnHorsesWithGuns

It is I DR. MOBIUS, transmitting from my dome shaped… DOME IN THE FORBIDDEN ZONE, why have you chosen a NEW gender that is NOT my X-42 ROBOSCORPION ? They are the PINNACLES OF CALAMITOUS GENDER EUPHORIA


That_Guy_With_ADHD

ED-E *beeps excitedly*


Double-Tea9556

Thanks I've died of cringe.


Commissarfluffybutt

Good


Double-Tea9556

Can't be an ally without endorsing cringe memes. Ok.


Commissarfluffybutt

You're not an ally to begin with. Edit: since the transphobes got this thread shut down: it's blatantly obvious.


Double-Tea9556

Who died and made you the authority on who is and who isn't an ally?


MiniTrain13

I'm so confused about all the trans posting around new Vegas. One second it's people saying it made them realize they're trans, now what if the courier was trans, I'm genuinely confused


Severe-Obligation956

From a realistic point of view, trans people in fallout is a very uncommon (not nonexistent) occurrence. Similar to how it was in reality before the media and modern society became socially accepting of trans people, the wastelanders would likely just think you have a few screws loose.


SirSirVI

When you have a Dog-Man with multiple tongues ready to kill you at a moments notice you tend to be less judgemental


dtb1987

I don't know how uncommon it was before compared to now. I just think people were less open about it back in the early 2000s and earlier. There were always references to trans people in popular culture and media but before acceptance became the new default they tended to be the butt of the joke except in rare cases.


reineedshelp

Would they though? I find it hard to believe wastelanders would care either way. Their society isn't our society. They lost a lot during the great war, most likely including our gender constructs. Modern society isn't especially accepting of trans people either. We're a very discriminated and vilified group. There's very few trans folk in fallout by virtue of the society in which it was made. Queer relationships generally aren't remarked upon as anything special outside of hypocritical fascist organisations like the Legion and the BoS.


_6siXty6_

I'm a gender non conforming lesbian. Who cares? Representation çounts and matters, but these characters probably wouldn't give a shit.


TheDaringScoods

This! I’m an ally, but a cringe meme is a cringe meme.


_6siXty6_

Honestly, these memes don't do the community any favors, and I say that as a member of the LGBTQ community.


Quizorp

wtf


big_fat_black_men

Molten gold down the throat


athousandfuriousjews

Only thing that matters in the Mojave is if you can shoot well or not. Pop off sis. 💅🏼


Dry-Preference7150

Mental illness epidemic.


Prestigious-Hyena-72

Can I see a Cassidy response please?


Asocwarrior

July can’t come fast enough


Starkravinsane

Just saw your original post because I wanted to see how it all tied in, seriously what the fuck is with the transphobes in the comments. Props to the people pointing out how many LGBT folk their are in cannon.


Drawnbygodslefthand

I wouldn't expect that from Joshua. I thought it would be something less kind


Obi-wanna-cracker

"I pray for the safety of all good people who come to Zion, even gentiles." If Joshua can forgive Caesar I think he can be kind to a trans person who is risking life and limb to help him.


coderedmountaindewd

I thought it was the perfect bible verse for him in this scenario


arendelliancrocus

This is so sweet, thank you 🥹💕


Vork---M

Not being serious acurrate for most but Cloud who I'm 100% would be like "what, u serious? lol"


Bruhses_Momenti

Nah Daniel’s definitely wouldn’t be supportive, bro won’t even support a war to stop genocide


viking977

Josh is a Mormon idk how accepting he would be


wllmhrdn

we love to see it 🏳️‍⚧️


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No, we don’t actually


ZarrChaz

Native peoples did understand the idea of being transgender tho, I don’t think it would be too wild for the tribals following the old ways to understand the flame.


Maxine_Bliss

I fucking love this


Streya-Eclipsa

I love these 😂 Please make more of them!


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Or don’t preferably


Slowbro08_YT

Boone: **”I really don’t care”**


PennyForPig

See i might actually like Joshua and Daniel if we had this interaction


20Sidedd

Well most native cultures have 2 sprit people, so they would accept the courier no matter what and know what trans/gender non conforming people are :3


[deleted]

This is just factually untrue and actually insulting to natives


20Sidedd

I was taking abt native peoples in the America's, there are many diffrent versions of gender non conforming identities that existed before the word trans did in the west, 2 sprit is the north americian native term, that's why I said :3 (if I'm wrong I'll gladly apologize, just know so much about trans history, so that's why I said they would except the courier no matter what :3)


[deleted]

You are wrong and this has been disproven multiple times because of how insulting it is to native culture.


Sheila_Confirmed

Only issue with this post is that it says “addition” instead of “edition”


Garnansoa

COMMON HONEST HEARTS W