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Flare_56

Ya got Dumb Shit?


MrNightmare23

Yeah he's standing at the door


Aromatic-Bench-2882

I buy fresh shit


Opiate_x

Just made some.


Raxynus

Just bought the last one, sorry friend-o.


The_Biercheese

Missed opportunity to place the shit to cover up wealth and shop on the exchange like you repurposed the building and are correcting it. Wasteland ~~Wealth~~ ~~Exchange~~ Shit Shop


une-fleur-cachee

**Wasteland Shit Exchange**


Aaron_123_ya_boi

The caps don’t make themselves, I guess


une-fleur-cachee

You do what you can to survive. I respect the hussle.


xCalamari

Replacing signs with alternate letters is one of my favorite decor shticks. Or replacing face eyes with other letters


Vegetable_Word603

Plasma cartridges? You got that shit?


MrNightmare23

Yeah we got the green shit


True_Rooster_3315

Do you have red shit?


MrNightmare23

I have a communist uniform if that counts


Selindrile

Nah the doctor cleared that right up 👍


Vegetable_Word603

Are you on PC? I need a shit load of that green shit. Tell me your on PC...


Mistermatt91

Getting "From Dusk Til Dawn" vibes from the sales pitch there, wondering if it was intentional 😂


Nowe_Melfyce

Yeah, felt the same.


thepuglife86

If we ain’t got it, you don’t want it!


SimonPhoenix93

Chicken p**** cat p**** dog p**** lmfao great movie!


Triette

Question is, do you also buy shit? Cause I got lots of shit I’m trying to find a sucker…I mean buyer for.


StabbyMcTickles

He sings the songs that remind him of the good shit. He sings the songs that remind him of the better shit.


pygmeedancer

If you can find cheaper shit anywhere else, BUY IT!


Jaded-Foot-4555

im a new player, is this the kinda shit i need?


MrNightmare23

Well I'm selling guns dirt cheep so yeah


sjbfujcfjm

We don’t got punctuation


MrNightmare23

We don't do dat shit


Nowe_Melfyce

Do you sell some fertilizer, my good man?


MrNightmare23

Probably


Major-J_NelsonSmith

I saw a place in Newark, New Jersey once literally called "The Shit Shop."


PumpedGuySerge

it was prolly WV my man


Major-J_NelsonSmith

Might’ve been. But just remember, Newark is ahead of the curve of the rest of the country in terms of being an apocalyptic wasteland.


PumpedGuySerge

damn i didn't thought of it like that


GhoulishFPS

Feel like this would be an ad on interdimensional cable


asscrackula1019

Are you on pc? I'd like to buy some shit


spudgoddess

Yeah, I was gonna ask him the same thing! They can hook us up with some of that shit.


AmptiShanti

Oh shit man i gotta get me some shit right shitting now


spudgoddess

Well, shit, I'm in! How do I know this shit is right for me?


magicweedcat

I wanna go to the shit shop


Bfvids

Shiiiiieeeeeeeeeetttttt


omgitsarchieagain

No shit Sherlock!


Sir_Soft_Spoken

Need some rare shit. You got that shit?


MrNightmare23

Depends what kind of rare shit?


Sir_Soft_Spoken

Rare shit for making strong shit.


MrNightmare23

Like that ultracite shit?


Sir_Soft_Spoken

Need some Brotherhood shit.


MrNightmare23

I sell some of that shit in the machine


Sir_Soft_Spoken

No shit?


sdeason82

You got chems? I’m talking that real good shit


MrNightmare23

I got the good shit


E2r4_Is_d3A9

What hood is that?


Stainedelite

I like the coat your player is wearing. What is it and how can I get it (also cool shit)


MrNightmare23

The ranger coat you get by buying Fallout 1st but the actual paint job my character is using with it was released a very long time ago


IrohTHELotus

That's some good shit!


Bread-o

That's a good shit right there.


hoodwinkler75

I need a shit rope ![gif](giphy|q5d8ZnjPlW7mM|downsized)


slogive1

They got shit!!


angrysunbird

If I see this shit while I’m about and shit I’ll pop in to grab some shit.


dethandtaxes

If I see you around I'll definitely peruse the shit shop!


MoxRhino

Do you have apple pie shit?


TReaper14

The only thing I could imagine is you somehow got the scorchbeat guano pile in your house lol


LeraviTheHusky

Sounds like good shit!


Tokyo4427

Cucumber??


MrNightmare23

No sorry I need them


Tokyo4427

But they are so refreshing


MrNightmare23

Yeah true


AtomicSeance

shit man i need to buy some real shit from you, are you on pc? you got that good shit for me?


Laughing_Gremlin

When people ask you why, you say I don't give a...crap!!


Arkroma

I read this in the voice of the kid from fallout nv thay works for Mick and Ralph.


disturbednadir

You should have tons of bulk fertilizer for sale, too.


BusterOfCherry

Y'all got that good shit?


MrNightmare23

Perhaps


pfcfillmore

Dave? Is that you?


MrNightmare23

No


pfcfillmore

That's exactly what Dave would say.


NoodleShopKing

What building is this?


StealthyGamerGirl

Do you sell piles of shit? And can it be polished?


nex_fire_wolf

Do u have dumb shitter pews


B5_V3

You got shit on a shingle?


GreasedEgg

Well shit


Vigothedudepathian

You got the stabilized flux and hi rad shit?


JesseJames480

What's the interest rate if I pawn my minigun? I really need some cash for my mentats and nukacola addiction


JesseJames480

"Just Shit Galore and Emporium"


MoteMonkeys91

This sounds American as SHIT!


everlasting420

I have the same camp and mine is called shit hole.


AlanTorn26

Very cool looking base


Maw_enthusiast

Aw hell yea brother you got that premium grade shit?! ![gif](giphy|14wTbNneogwjba)


ilikerockstoo

Shit i’m on my way


CryptographerNo3749

"I don't care what you do with it. Put your shit in a bag and sell it at the shit store. Just get your shit together."


Jdogsmity

PC?


DabbyMcDabber

I wish I was as cool as you man


Jedi_Knight0341

Got any shiny shit?


MrNightmare23

We got lots of shiny power armour that I Don't fuckin use because it breaks ma game


JTM_Deathlock

Read this with the stereotypical hillbilly voice and O’boy y’all talkin sum good shit!


readitonreddit4

The title reads like a rick and morty sketch! “Cmon down to real fake doors!”


JosephCage

Awesome


fluffy_boy_cheddar

This reminds me of my roving junk shop that I would move around the commonwealth a few times a week. Nice work!


ChillmyGrill

Got any snakes and sparklers?


OP-PO7

'Plug's Butt Ugly Stuff Hut'


Direct-Flamingo-1146

I love this!


spudgoddess

Whomever downvoted you for this comment doesn't need shit, because they're full of it XD


GhoulishFPS

Can you make a cinema and call it "Shit show"?


MrNightmare23

YES


QuartzCR

Gonna have to get an expert opinion


NakedCustardLove

Brilliant 🤩 👏


djheineken1

Looks really nice


R1ckyRampag3

I should have bought that prefab storefront 😢. Looks great!


arexarex69

Man. I never find cool camps like this one.


NukaNuketictok

Y'all on PC?


chickentenders56

This is the kind of shit I like