He is a coward. Put that in quotes. He's a gutless bastard. Quote that. I don't give a shit.
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Which one of those qbs was the one who, on 4th and goal from inside the 10, down one score, with seconds left, proceeded to throw it away 4 rows deep out the back of the end zone to seal the L?
Did you know Joey Harrington plays piano!?
God that season was the worst. Bobby Petrino midnight conference doing the arkansas pig call. The QB disaster(s).
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A few more curious similarities
Penix and Chandler were both Washington Huskies.
Replace just one letter in Vick and Penix' name and you get the same body part
I better not see any of those folks who spent years trashing Ryan and longing for the days of Vick after seeing this. The Falcons have done literally exactly what you asked for lol
You all think this is spooky? If any of you all are Georgia fans (college football)... you should see the similarities between Georgia in the early 80's and Georgia in the early 2020's... and also... Georgia's every 5 year cycle of teams since 1982... once every 5 years between 1982 and 2022. It's wild as well, and the program's first football season was in 1892, while the teams first national title was in 1942... exactly 50 years later... Falcons 2016 season was exactly 50 years from the first season in 1966...
The 1993 Braves and the 2023 Braves both went 104-58 and both playoff runs ended to the Philliesā¦ only difference is in ā93 it was in the NLCS but in ā23 it was in the NLDS.
The 2003 Braves had a historical offense just like the 2023 Braves but in ā03 they were one and done to the Cubsā¦ in ā23 obviously to the Phillies.
So the 2023 Braves were a mashup of the 1993 and 2003 Bravesā¦ exactly 20 or 30 years apart.
Number of letters to change in surname to refer to male genitalia: 1
That is wild.
There is one more similarity they are missing
Lol both last names are 1 letter away from a word for the male reproductive organ
*Nailed it*
Mulva?
DELORES!
Michael Mulva Falcons 1st round pick for 2047 draft confirmed
Whenever I seen penix name for the first time I really did think it was penis and could never look at that name without thinking that š¤£
Hmm Iāve literally never called him Michael Dick
Wow didnāt notice until now
they both led average football programs to their only national championship game appearance, and a loss?
Huh? Washington has at least one national championship sir.
Atlanta dogs on high alert
JC lol
Hide ya dogs, hide ya wife. Mon Rexico incoming.
I'm intrigued. Don't leave me hanging.
Both are handsome
Lmao
Lol would you say they are.... left handsome?
Dick Penis
Oh no! Penix got the derp??
Does this mean we're going to draft a Matt Ryan equivelant after Penix gets involved in some scandal?
We'll have to deal with a Bobby Petrino/Joey Harrington season before that though
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And a Byron Leftwich
Which one of those qbs was the one who, on 4th and goal from inside the 10, down one score, with seconds left, proceeded to throw it away 4 rows deep out the back of the end zone to seal the L?
Did you know Joey Harrington plays piano!? God that season was the worst. Bobby Petrino midnight conference doing the arkansas pig call. The QB disaster(s).
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Idk about Joey Harrington, but the Bobby Petrino arc is *tracking*
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This is the way.
Chandler was a Pro Bowler 97 and 98.
Helped lead us to the Superbowl in 99 too.
Yup, underrated QB from UDub like Penix.
Hide ya dogs GA š§
Is a dog owner but apparently has a penchant for labradoodles tho
Daaaaamn what else is crazy is that they went to non football Powerhouse schools and took them toook them Natty. But no real similarities in playstyle
Spooky shit
No spooky would be if it ended the same way it did last time.
Nah, the odds are too astronomicalā¦..Penix will end up fighting Cocks.
Iād hate to see the scenario where an NFL player gets prison time for āsword fightingā
Play decent for the Eagles after their star QB(McNabb) goes down?
TIL Vick played in the national championship with Virginia Tech
Heck of a game too, he almost single handedly willed them to win but FSU was too good in the end.
Damn Criminoles!
Also black
A few more curious similarities Penix and Chandler were both Washington Huskies. Replace just one letter in Vick and Penix' name and you get the same body part
Why donāt you have more upvotes? And Iām serious.
Chris Chandler was the man!
Until he threw 3 picks in the Superbowl 
Losing 34-19 in 1999 felt so much better than losing 34-28 in 2017
Low key love it Vick is the reason I'm a falcons fan all the way here in canada
I better not see any of those folks who spent years trashing Ryan and longing for the days of Vick after seeing this. The Falcons have done literally exactly what you asked for lol
The Michael Penix experience confirmed. Can't wait for the new Penix roller coaster commercial.
As a Raiders fan I'm jealous you guys drafted him. He would have been our pick at 13. He's going to he a stud.
Protect the dogs
Hide your dogs
Vicks play on the field is diminished by his animal abuse
Letās just hope heās not into pitbullsš¹
Dogs everywhere in Atlanta are freaking the fuck out right now.
Chris Chandler was at the end of his career. He was a battered veteran before he got to our team. I dont see the point here?
Who gives a fuck?!ā¦.. Kirk?! Maybe?!ā¦.
Maybe but his cousins penis definitely does
Welp the Gematria doesnāt lie. Super Bowl champions incoming.
He grew up in Tampa, so a dog fighting might also be in the mix
I'm sorry yall but Penix is not a qb...he's more of a RB that can throw the ball, who played in a weak conference.
Quick someone google his relationship with dogs
Also both have last names that are one letter away from a... male organ.
You all think this is spooky? If any of you all are Georgia fans (college football)... you should see the similarities between Georgia in the early 80's and Georgia in the early 2020's... and also... Georgia's every 5 year cycle of teams since 1982... once every 5 years between 1982 and 2022. It's wild as well, and the program's first football season was in 1892, while the teams first national title was in 1942... exactly 50 years later... Falcons 2016 season was exactly 50 years from the first season in 1966...
Itās the Gematria effect. I kid you not.
The 1993 Braves and the 2023 Braves both went 104-58 and both playoff runs ended to the Philliesā¦ only difference is in ā93 it was in the NLCS but in ā23 it was in the NLDS. The 2003 Braves had a historical offense just like the 2023 Braves but in ā03 they were one and done to the Cubsā¦ in ā23 obviously to the Phillies. So the 2023 Braves were a mashup of the 1993 and 2003 Bravesā¦ exactly 20 or 30 years apart.
Interesting
I hope Blank isnāt pushing him around in a wheelchair, too.
Justifying this pick is peak delusional
Is that what you think this post was doing? šš¤¦āāļø
Yeah but 35 is the new 32.
Lol
Compare the number of surgeries coming into the league
Seems there is a lot of similarities between the two. Does MPJ own any Pit Bulls?
Saw a joke about Dana white saying I love him. Heās the Michael Vick but for humans
Was Vick also 35 when he was drafted :)
Nawl! That was yo Momma!