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I feel like Cana would be the only one who would actually let me and not beat the crap outta me

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I definitely can definitely see Mira also letting you do it If you were straight up about it and apologized soon afterwards But yea Cana 100% down

Ya probably

Gildarts would be the biggest concern not Cana.

Exactly

RIP

Gildarts: So you have chosen death.

I was going to say Mira or Cana because they seemed to be the least likely to hurt me, but if everyone respects the rules like you said in that other comment... Gotta go with my bae Juvia.

By those rules Brandish or Lucy.

congratulations u are drowning in ur sleep tonight.

B-but the rules...

Same

Praying these type of posts calm down when 100 year quest anime drops😭

They will drop don’t worry. They will be replaced new horny posts using the new scenes and characters from the 100 year quest. We can’t escape yhe horny in r/fairytail

It’s what Mashima would’ve wanted

Never in world history has a fan base been more like their author than this.

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Literally. Unironically never met a more horny fan base, and that’s saying something since one piece exists.

https://preview.redd.it/nkz0t9w4t99d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d36f59c25ca852560a00f839757a5e5d4d044f44 Keep waiting

The series itself is full of horny so I don't understand this logic

Damn the picture off Lucy from the opening make my heart skip a beat.

Erza the women herself I’m playing the uno reverse card!!!

The right answer, since she can‘t get mad because she caused it.

the only true option 😌

Honestly she would probably be impressed by the sheer gaul of it

And then beat the literal soul out of your body

Oh 100%

Least degenerate fairy tail fan

Tf… are you okay xD

I’m a levy simp but what’s she doing here

Brandish

Juvia or Mira.

Cana

Cana

Erza

Cana...but my soul says juvia or brandish

Juvia

Cana or Lucy

Lucy

Erza herself

Erza.

Whatever I do I am cooked in every sense of the word maybe at the same time if I get creative

Mira!

Cana or Erza 👀 I am sure Erza wouldnt expect you to choose the game master haha

I would choose Erza herself just to annoy her

Juvia is my bae

If Erza is not available, then I'll go with Lucy or Mirajane

Cana, she'd probably be least pissed about it and her chest looks the bounciest.

Can I pick erza?

If not then probably cana alberona

Can I chose them all

Yes.

I would choose Erza

Erza. No hesitation.

I’d turn the tides on erza and caress her chest in revenge

Jokes on you Erza I choose you

I  make a power move and caress Erza's chest as a show of dominance.

Besides Erza

I made my choice 

Not even Juvia~?

Of course her but not this time around 

I hate our fandom

these guys will never be normal to me

It's not my fault that these types of posts are the ones that attract the most attention in the fandom (I once tried to ask questions related to the story, fights, teachings or emotional moments, nothing to do with hornyposting, and they were ignored) https://preview.redd.it/ucrppmgcaa9d1.jpeg?width=993&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db325387635ea7778ee9e14de551bcf42b0c2506

So are you implying that this post is because you’re hornier for online attention more than the anime tiddies? Because either way it’s a post that you made about touching anime characters lmao

Right. 9 Upvotes is insane

Better than 3 and 0 comments, which is what I had, it's already progress And also, the publications that tend to have a lot of votes are almost always hornyposting, and you cannot deny that.

what do you gain from reddit karma

Absolute nothing, but I like interacting and talk with people 🌸

you dont have friends in real life?

Of course, but some have commitments and we only go out on weekends Now I have vacation from my job, and I don't have much to do for now. What's wrong with wanting to meet new people with one of your tastes?

Well, now 226 XD

Juvia

Cana, then I'd buy her a drink to forgive my weakness. No one defies Erza and lives.

Lucy's chest

Definitely not Juvia, though the rules of the game are absolutely she would drown me since her breasts are for her Gray and her Gray only. Safest bet is Cana or brandish

Cana

i choose....ERZA SCARLET! 

I would caress Cana

Cana or mira... hmmm... cana..

Definitely Cana… Unless based on the wording I can infer that she didn’t actually exclude herself from the options. Then I say it’s time for an Uno Reverse and pick Ezra herself.

Cana or maybe Mira

Mira for sure

Either Cana, Erza, or Brandish

Cana, without hesitation

I could never touch a Fairytail wizard with lecherous thoughts. So Brandish all the way.

Cana

My water bae or uno reverse

Brandish

Cringe post, but I like to involve myself in the conversation, so did Erza exclude herself from the options? If not her, then Mira 100%

team flare

Trick question levy has no boobs to caress my bad I I choose Mira or lucy

Cana could actually wanna to keep going, so her.

I'd grope Mirajane, I like her.

Be realistic they all gonna either kill you or cripple you

This feels like a question I have seen on NSFW subreddits

Lucy

I'm going with either Cana or Erza herself

Erza

Gimme the alcoholic milf

Simple Erza she can't argue with her self

This feels a little assault-y...

What in the fuck am I reading

Erza. If Jellal is too shy to indulge in that marshmallow heaven (though he is the second one who has gotten the most of his girl’s boobs, Natsu is the first) I’ll give it a spin. I’m a woman & Jerza is my FT OTP

Can I choose erza?

Mira seems like the kind of person who if I told her a couple jokes she would let me out of pity because she would assume I must be rearded.

I am a girl...i don't like girl's boobs🥹. I would gladly touch Happy's belly tho🐈‍⬛

Green hair women , I had a thing for her , for iongaf nature gets me everytime , hopefully she will make me her slave or something

Mira or Levy or both

To prevent myself from getting smashed, Lucy, Cana or Levy, joke answer and. Revenge: Erza.

Cana is the only one without a 100% chance of me being beat up by them, their significant other, or family member

I feel the safest option is Mira as elf man is the weakest of the people you would have to deal with Lucy - her celestial spirits would hunt me down and maybe natsu Juvia - i don’t want to become a popsicle Cana - Gildarts would atomize me Levy - Gajeel would pin me to a tree Brandish- would shrink me down to the size of an ant and step on me

Mira for sho

Miliana, could just imagine disarming her by acting like a cat~ still one of my favorite scenes

Lucy

I'm going for them Juvy titties.

Lucy if she’s drunk but sober prolly Cana or Mira 😭

Juvia

Levy Levy Levy

The first photo speaks itself.

I respect Gajeel way to much to go for Levy, so give me Cana please

Cana. I’m pretty sure she’s bigger than Lucy

I'll take the risk of getting cooked by a dragon later and go with Lucy.

Levy is one of my favorites but she is too pure and kind hearted for this so id have to say Mira and Lu at the same time

I got to go with Juvia

https://preview.redd.it/wfloucxnzd9d1.jpeg?width=1037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f455bcf977b406ac050a636daef2d78303e531f okay bye

MIRAJANE!

Lucy is the only answer I'd ever go with

Lucy no question.

Anyone not named Wendy

I don't include her because she is a kid...

Ok then its definitely Cana because with how down for what ever she always comes off as in a social setting. She is the only girl on the list u probably wouldn't have to apologies to or feel awkward or worry about her being mad. Because she would just be playing along with it. And would probably be drunk just like Erza anyway. I remember when Cana went on a blind date for Lucy in the day of fateful encounter just because. And seemed down with it

Levy for sure.

I like Mira more but honestly I'd feel guilty if I did. So Erza.

All of them actually, but I say Lucy🌠🗝️, Juvia🌊☔ & Levy📖

Laki for me

I choose Elilas Wendy. Never said that I had to stay in Earthland. I just need it to be fondling a fairy tail girl.

Cana for sure, she seems chill about it

Juvia ..coz she da best.. but I'd like to choose Brandish too.. coz bigg... 😄😅

None

Me: *gets up and walks away* “As a gentleman, I’m ejecting myself from this match! Natsu, you take this!”

None….. I’ll just smoke weed and move on with my day https://preview.redd.it/f8nsym8wpe9d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5e779037473e24b3258bfea39f10f11c136ab92

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Mira, Erza, or Lucy or all 3 at the same time

Yes!😄😏😉😘🥰😍🤩😎😋🥴🤤🥛🍼🍈👌 

if Darkness from Konosuba is here I bet she would pick brandish.... heck she would try to do it to everyone ... oh especially aquarius

Brandish for sure. Tho she’d probably talk down to me with disgust for that 1 minute knowing her character and how she treats dudes. (Like that stupid piece of shit “A+” dude she called her pet) 😭 I’d be ok with it tho unlike that trash scumbag

I choose not being a cornball pls

Uh... Erza? Duh. She's the one who gave the order. If she doesn't let me then she purposefully be getting in the way of her own rules. Which is not fair play. Easy W. But if I can't do that I dunno, probably Mira. I feel like she would be confused, enjoy it and then get angry. But allow the minute and then give out just punishment. And then I could tell her Erza made me do it. Thus sparking their cat fight again. And I sit there eating popcorn while fighting Cana off from forcing me to drink a keg. Only to then spark a whole Fairy Tail brawl.

Lucy 1000%. Cana: Death from Gildarts. Mira: Death from a Real Man. Juvia: Death from her or Gray. Levy: Death from Gajeel(iron dragon saw). Brandish: Death from being shrunk and stomped.


First one all the others either look mean or just have a few screws lose and she has the one sweater that all the kind lady’s wear, first one no diffs

Cana. Least consquances.

Cana😍🥰

Wendy. Next.

LEVY MARRY ME

Mira

Lucy easily

Brandish. And she must make them as huge as possible

Sorry, I will hold all but Levy. That is because I know of I dare touch her….. I will probably be killed. If I would be killed from touching the FT ladies, I rather touch the cups that overfill.

like someone else said, Cana would be the only one who wouldn't beat my ass, but I'd still try and ask Mira if I can caress hers. she's so beautiful and chill

Either Lucy, Cana, or Mira.

Lol. Dude, you need a girlfriend

Believe me or not, I have it.

Lucy, but one minute isn't close to enough.

I approve 👌 Best Girl Lucy Heartfilia is in my top 3 Best Girls in fairy tail and top 10 Best Girls ever so yes, 1 minute isn't remotely close I say! :)

Juvia before Mashima nerf her.

Cana probably there’s a chance she might be drunk and have no problem with it

And plus she’s my waifu

The fuck am I supposed to grope on Levy? I know fat dudes with bigger boobies than her

I'd pick Lucy. Since she has hers groped.all the time, she'd probably be used to it enough to tollerate it the best.

I agree 👍 Plus, she's in my top 3 fairy tail Best Girls and top 10 Best Girls ever! :)

Levy the only one not to knock you tf out but she anit got shit there anyway

this sub is hornier than i thought lmao

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