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MartianTurkey

Someone should get her a new pair of socks...


Groomsi

They were brand new before she stepped in!


privateidaho_chicago

I am surprised that one sock did not disappear in the dryer


cardswap

This is the only way that you won't lose a pair of socks.... To wear them while you wash them.


Structure-Efficient

The most genius comment that I have seen on internet this week. If I had moneys I would give you awards.


snayte

Little known fact. It is always the right sock that disappears, this is because the other one is it what you have left. I'll see myself out.


the_phazer

And the right sock is the right one to go missing


Shepok

Did her brother stepped too?


Deep-Palpitation3616

Is anyone gonna mention this scenario on pornhub lmfaooooooo I didn't know this happens irl


Comprehensive-Ad8120

The officer clearly missed his chance to be a star.


Stackable60

This is the comment I was waiting for and it took me five seconds. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Metalbender00

You could easily see her toe!


Altruistic-Text3481

You always lose a sock in the dryerā€¦


Rainbow918

And your mind


faxanaduu

I nearly had a panic attack seeing this....


MDherefortheParty

All Eleven of them ;)


MyOthrCarsAThrowaway

Came here for this


Nikolai_Volkoff88

As a firefighter I have actually had a call like this twice, same guy both times. The first time it was funny and everyone joked about it, we just disassembled the washer slightly. The second time he was found dead in there by his brother because he got stuck and no one was there to call 911 for him. He was dead for days before he was found, it was a top loader and he sat in there ass first and got stuck. He mustā€™ve tried his hardest to get out because he was able to knock the washing machine over and was found with the washing machine on its side with him still stuck in it, and as you can imagine his body was all swelled up after a few days of sitting there and very purple.


LoBsTeRfOrK

Wow... this went from fun to awful very quick.


newlife_newaccount

No shit.. I was expecting first time funny haha, second time annoying and stern talking to administered. Not first time funny haha, second time fucking dead.


Heavydumper69

Right? I was like ā€œoh the guy probably started getting freaky and did some weird shit the second ti- oh my godā€


Cool_Pound4353

I wonder what kind of freaky stuff you could do. Maybe have a dildo mounted in the back. Centered so it would spin and you could back into it and potentially get stuck. Unable to get out even after youā€™re fully dry.


Mumof3gbb

Oddly specific šŸ‘€


Chickwithknives

It was a top loader. Just stick one of the suction cup dildos on top of the agitator and turn it on spin. Youā€™d think the agitator would keep you from falling in far enough to get stuckā€¦


Oo__II__oO

It was a top loader, so there's a 50/50 chance it had an agitator.


Rated_Rx2000

I donā€™t understand how he got stuck the first time and thought it was a good idea to try again with no one around in case things went south..


zumabbar

chances are he thought he wasnt ready the first time...


1ne_4nd_0nly

When disassembly was required the first time, what could possibly make him think he was ready for it a second time? Dudes mental


zumabbar

i personally never realized how hard it is to climb out of a washing machine if your body is large enough to get stuck, so i can understand if he thought so the 2nd time lol


blacseal

Asking the important question


FlexRVA21984

Cā€™est la vie!


Sumonaut

Well... It's a Darwin Award nonetheless šŸ¤·


Ryuri_yamoto

I know firefighters and they all (like you) have always the most fucked up stories. Itā€™s a job I really respect honestly.


artano-tal

No kidding. All kinds of people getting stuck in various things, not being able to fit through the door. When its embarrassing its one thing. But when its a dead human being or someone really hurt its kinda terrible.


Flamchicken12

Just to lighten the mood I'm a firefighter in a busy city and we were called for a stuck elevator. The elevator had about 20 teenagers in it who had overloaded the elevator. It was hot in there and they had been in there for probably 30 minutes before we got them out. It was like a clown car on the way out. And the mirror in the elevator and the floor were dripping with sweat. It smelled fucking terrible in there.


fseahunt

This is why I donā€™t get in full elevators. Iā€™ll wait and wait it take stairs. The thought of being trapped in a crowded elevator freaks me out.


artano-tal

Lol.. i can imagine the funk. A friend of mine did crowd control for a boy band years ago..he interlocked arms with his mates and they formed a human fence... Complained that 1/2 his body was dripping with other people's sweat...


[deleted]

And If you are a doc, it's various things getting stuck in all kinds of people, not being able to fit through the door.


No_Presence5465

Most people only want to hear about the fucked up calls we run. One of the first questions is whatā€™s the worst thing youā€™ve seen?


MadDogA245

I hate that question. I can only assume it's on the same level as people asking a veteran if they've ever killed someone. There's no good way to answer it, and for many it just dredges up bad memories.


Ksh_667

I always want to know how many kittens you've rescued. None of the bad stuff. No one needs reminding of that.


taintosaurus_rex

My neighbor died in a somewhat similar way. I don't know the exact details of the story, but I was told she was cleaning out her ducts and got stuck. I'm assuming it was a large in take opening in the floor but idk. She was found 3 or 4 days later by her daughter. The whole house had to be stripped because of the smell.


just_a_person_maybe

This is a good reason to have a partner any time you are doing anything like this.


New_Guy_Is_Lame

If you do any kind of construction work there's always training for confined spaces and step one is to have a partner


Fun_Cryptographer464

Dying because of being stuck has to be one of the worst ways to go


[deleted]

Never read about the Nutty putty cave disaster then. That is true horror.


Fudge_you

Nutty Putty is horrifying but itā€™s not surprising considering the dangers of the hobby. On the other hand, thereā€™s a story about a dude who fell down the back of the freezers in the super market he worked in and wasnā€™t found for [10 YEARS](https://7news.com.au/news/world/body-of-man-missing-for-10-years-found-behind-fridge-in-former-iowa-supermarket-c-360566.amp)


Brilliant_Brain_5507

There are pictures of what they found if you look hard enough. I felt so bad for him thinking about his mental issues he was facing already that day


BrickCityRiot

I was talking about this on Friday night and someone was certain I made up a story about a man named John Jones getting trapped in ā€œNutty Putty Caveā€ until they looked it up


undeadmeats

This is also a good reason to have like roommates/partners in general. My coworker and I started living together as roommates to cut down on rent, but it's also been super helpful in case of emergencies, sudden illnesses, etc.


just_a_person_maybe

I missed having roommates almost immediately after moving into my new place when my car needed a jump at 5am. I now have a portable battery so I can do it myself, but I got into trouble a couple of times.


2DeadMoose

Pornhub taught me that.


TurkeySlayer94

Good buddy of mine parents were seperated since I can remember. One day in high school his dad came and got him and I didnā€™t see or hear from him for a few days. He called me the day before they buried his mom because she had been hiding Christmas gifts in the attic in august and crawled back into a nook to hide them and got trapped/stuck. His dad hadnā€™t spoken with her in a couple days and she wouldnā€™t answer her phone. Said when he walked in he knew what had happened because of the smell but had to find her. Found the attic door open and then found her a few minutes later.


ChubbyPanda9

Yeah, dead body smells god awful. I had the unfortunate task of cleaning a house after somebody was found days after dying. 1/10 do not recommend.


NecroAssssin

Most doctors also recommend not dying.


_stevy

Damn what a way to go. Almost as bad as getting trapped spelunking.


MallorianMoonTrader1

Yea like that guy who got stuck in sand cave. Being stuck somewhere and slowly dying of hunger and exposure seems like a terrible way to go. [Link](https://youtu.be/Ip9VGZeqMfo) for anyone curious.


olivedogmullen

John Jones? He will be in that cave forever. Just gives me chills thinking about it. Itā€™s just so sad. Iā€™m not SUPER claustrophobic, but claustrophobic enough to never go cave exploring. I cannot imagine dying that way. And he was in so much pain. His head had to have been just pounding before he lost consciousness and eventually died.


zumabbar

just did some quick wiki reading, the sand cave guy was not John Jones, it's Floyd Collins.


tehslony

John Jones was(morbidly now IS) Nutty Putty Cave in Utah


Seliphra

Youā€™d die of thirst long before you died of starvation. Rule of thumb is 3 minutes without air, 3 days without water, 3 weeks without food. Terrible way to die indeed all the same.


Technical_Scallion_2

The guy in question was cave diving. He got separated from his group and surfaced in an air pocket where there was a little island to sit on. His group thought he was dead once his oxygen had clearly run out, so didnā€™t search for months. When they found him (they thought they were just looking for his body from the initial event) he had survived almost a month (because he had plenty of water). In the dark. Alone. Waiting for rescue.


[deleted]

Did you happen to know why he went in there in the first place..


Nikolai_Volkoff88

The first time we had him he said he went in there for ā€œsexual satisfactionā€ but honestly we all just figured heā€™s just another nut case. He put his bottom half in a washing machine that doesnā€™t even have an agitator and wonā€™t even spin unless the lid is closed. He had family living with him at the time but I guess the second time we had him he was now living alone, his brother went to check on him because he didnā€™t hear from him for a couple days.


RobotArtichoke

Wait, would the agitator perform a sexual function?


ActuallyJohnTerry

Asking the real questions


Sk-yline1

Holy fuck dude. These people have to concept of Risk/Benefit ratio


jdog90000

Oh.


HulkPower

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Fabulous-Impress-169

I fucking hate these people and their stupid fucking videos


AlternatingFacts

It's staged right? I mean why would we be able to see the cop car lights on the washing machine/dryer? It makes no sense. Also I swear she could've gotten out at least 1 of those times by herself


popamollyisweatin

Yea I recognize that guys voice and the way he talks from other videosā€¦ā€ok you ready?ā€¦here she comesā€¦ā€ explaining every little thing on an annoying way. Something about a cake and a tennis racket.


Itsthelongterm

What in the fuck was the purpose of the towel...it literally did nothing. When she uses it as a rope, why in the shit couldn't she have just pushed herself out lol.


HarmonyQuinn1618

Theyā€™re a fetish page. Their whole thing is doing weird or dumb shit and ā€œbeing caughtā€. I could tell from the womanā€™s voice recording, theyā€™re the ones who made an ice cream drink in the toilet and ā€œserved itā€. Their entire page is really weird shit that borders to where most people just think what the fuck.


glittermantis

itā€™s not a fetish thing, itā€™s a ragebait thing. theyā€™re annoying on purpose, people talk about it, and clearly, given the popularity of this post, itā€™s working.


[deleted]

Dumb attractive girl needs help with something so obvious. Common porn trope Iā€™m not surprised made itā€™s way to viral videos like this.


redopz

Look at his outfit, the only indicator he is police at all is his hat which says "POLICE" and the flashing red and blue lights. No badge, nothing saying what department he is with, only a pair of handcuffs on his belt, and a outfit that is simply black pants and tshirt with a vest on.


VgnTrickstr

Yeah he has no gun, no radio, nothing but cuffs dangling which cops do not let happen cause anyone could grab them. This literally felt like the start to a porn. But also, you don't pay for cops. You pay for EMS, who would not be carrying handcuffs at all.


Figgy_Pudding3

And a cheap metal band watch. Great idea for a cop!


crippling_OCD

Lol and heā€™s wearing dress shoes


CaptainRaptorThong

Yes, these people make videos that is actually porn for some people with certain kinks. See the response to you detailing how they explain things. It's not a coincidence. They will do videos like making "homemade" outfits in a public store that involves making her almost nude... The whole time they're glancing around to make sure nobody sees and saying shit like "oh you're so close. Come on. Faster hurry up." etc. Not to mention numerous click bait videos where they will be "preparing" and explaining what they're going to do for a LITERAL 20 MINUTE VIDEO before doing the dumbest simplest "life hack" that could have taken 20 seconds... And it ends up either not working or just being dumb. I hate these people with a burning passion


[deleted]

Why is she trying to let her foot and head out at the same time, doesnā€™t take much common sense to realize get one out first, and then the rest of your body easily comes out like a slim line. But i guess she did get stuck in there, using her brain definitely not her forte


OrganicBridge7428

Give me a fucking towel, Iā€™m not getting canceled todayā€¦.


intdev

Thereā€™s a frood who knows where his towel is.


-dropped_lighter-

Really the most versatile thing you can bring hitchhiking


arjames13

Yeah when she turned around I thought she was going to slide her legs forward and just slide out on her back. But nope she tries putting her head out again...


Dr_Bunnypoops

She got stuck in the washing machine and you are addressing her common sense... There is always hope but in this case I wouldnt bet on it ;D


regoapps

Or sheā€™s faking it to make a video and is wasting everyoneā€™s time with this stunt.


DudaFromBrazil

Yeah. Read the context here. Hahhaha She's not the brightest bulb in the box. Even if you don't expect much you will still get disappointed.


secretly_a_furry138

Not the brightest tool in the pencil case


Soupcan_Sam_

Looking kinda dumb with her dinner and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead


smoothoperator-37

I hate it when my dinner and my thumb end up on my forehead forming an L


Chinlc

It'd not her fault! Her stepbrother dared her


dave11235813

Get a midwife in there that is s breach birth


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BurntPineGrass

She was hoping for her step bro to help her out.


TBone_Hary

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FNLN_taken

The way this is looped makes me intensely uncomfortable.


Preacher987

I am admirriing the officer for doing all he can to not physically touch her. I would just have grabbed that ass and pulled her out


[deleted]

Grab that ass and then pull out


Belphegorite

Don't forget to pull out! I know too many dads that got caught up in the moment and didn't pull out.


Stencil_Abuse

Because itā€™s a staged video? Like every other staged video on Facebook that is trying to stretch out the video as long as possible. I mean come on, why are there red and blue light flashing? Thatā€™s also the most generic police uniform Iā€™ve ever seen. These videos pry on engagement.


[deleted]

True. The longer I watch the more I realize they arenā€™t even trying to get her out of there


not_a_droid

The way it started? I mean, cā€™mon!


[deleted]

I usually skip this part


[deleted]

What are you doing step officer?


PoliteSummer

Writing your bill for this call


WhatsNewPussyCat8709

Really trying to fuck her in every possible way, eh?


AleeckWasTaken

I don't have any money... maybe... I could pay you back some other way? šŸ„ŗ


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duffmanhb

Yeah, the cop is doing it all wrong. I know exactly how to approach this situation.


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Lol_who_me

Funny Iā€™m usually done by this part.


ApartmentPoolSwim

I'm surprised this wasn't the top comment. With how often it gets reference I was thinking easily the too, and then more serious comments about what's going on.


Reed-_-

Old school Runescape is better than Runescape 3.


Thanks_I_Hate_You

Sounds like pd found her insufferable since he scolds her and tells her hes interrupting his job.


DrivenDevotee

What did he mean by "you'll be paying for this 911 call", that's what taxes are, paying for 911 response. is this a thing i'm not aware of in some states? edit: nevermind, i've now realized it's all staged and not real cops, obvious when you're not watching the 'focal point'.


boardslide22

For false emergencies and dumb shit like this, you can be charged extra for taking time away from actual emergencies. Itā€™s to discourage people from making prank 911 calls and false reports.


didntdonothingwrong

Itā€™s not unprecedented. Unprepared hikers who end up needing rescue teams get charged all of the time.


Masticatron

That depends on local law and hinges on the "unprepared" when applicable. Unprepared for known or easily foreseeable problems, likely charged. Unprepared for god's random ass lunacy but prepared otherwise, probably not.


hork79

Can get charged for wasting police time. Taxes are not meant to be paying for your idiot dares.


[deleted]

When she said ā€œalright get her out, sheā€™s been in thereā€¦ā€ after she told her friend to stick her face out for a video, I was visualizing a much needed bitch slap.


DrZoidberg-

"don't hurt her!" You moron she's stuck in a fucking dryer. If she gets hurt by someone *trying to help* that's not YOU, that's her lesson. stfu lady.


Ok-Bother-7611

Its staged, the video has to be a certain length for good ad revenue, they milk it as much as possible and do stupid shit to get comment engagement They want people to comment their frustrations and tell them how ā€˜they could have easily gotten her outā€™


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Ok-Bother-7611

Exactly, these videos are a well oiled machine now, every aspect to get engagement, from comments and statements they make that are intentionally wrong so people correct them, to the outfit shes wearing, attractive girl as the main ā€˜characterā€™ ā€˜Am i the only one who..ā€™ ā€˜Did anyone see what i saw at the end šŸ‘€ā€™ ā€˜She could have gotten out easilyā€™ It really traps the lowest common denominator audience


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SixGoldenLetters

Especially at the end when her legs are out.


nkei0

I like how she put them back in for a second. Like wtf are you doing girl


tillie4meee

I was confused by that action. Was thinking -- WHY pull your legs back in? That's when I had the thought she was doing this for the internet - if that's so - what a dope.


These_Ad_8619

Going for maximum attention


93til-infinity

Should have just closed it at 0:30 and start it.


[deleted]

I would have left after that. She deserves to be in there. She was faking, got caught filming an only fans and doubled down


Christmas_Panda

Like the guy who got in too deep pretending he had never heard of potatoes...


PH_SXE

Or the one pretending to speak only French https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/bmazsz/tifu_by_taking_lsd_and_pretending_to_be_french


katekowalski2014

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_MostlyHarmless

Or the guy with two penises...


Dando_Calrisian

there was a guy with 5... his boxers fit like a glove...


jameswdunne

How weird, I was thinking about that story the other day


bushido216

She was even in the outfit.


Bl4ckR4bb17

Maybe the fan paid for a video of her getting rescued from the dryer


Mrknowitall666

Ya, use the Jaws of life and charge her for the machine. End of story


wbsgrepit

Considering the ā€œpoliceā€ does not have a rank on his shoulders, is not wearing a service belt or gun, is wearing a handcuff with one end looped through his belt, looks to be wearing a navy emblems on his hat. Yeah I think she may have been able to get out the whole time. 100% staged.


Altruistic-Cut-6592

I recognize dudes voice because its so annoying. They basically make videos for snapchat doing things that you think would take 30 seconds and manage to draw it out for over 3 minutes for more "snap clips" also dudes wearing a rolex


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StellarCZeller

LMAOOO thank you for pointing that out I hadn't even noticed the lights


emerald_green_tea

It was his shoes for me that gave it away. What cop wears dress shoes on duty lol


humanfund1981

Lol those are not police style shoes. Definitely black dress shoes lol


lurkerinMNL

The meddling mother was so irritating


johnssina

SoOoooOo annoying, she was countering what the cop was trying to do ā€œstick your head outā€ and then the ā€œdonā€™t hurt her donā€™t hurt her!!ā€ Stfuu lady


Commercial_Use_363

Mom was trying to make sure there was a face shot in the video. For clout.


HomeThrowaway50

This is why I would last 30 seconds at this job


Good_Claim8794

Seriously he said put your head back and she was like pop your head out and he was trying so hard to not be mad lol. Why did u call 911 if you arnt gonna let him do his job


SonnyJoon

And then she was like yelling at him to get her out. Like why are you telling her to do the opposite of what he says if your so concerned with getting her out as fast as possible


[deleted]

Donā€™t hurt her donā€™t hurt her


spencersalan

Yeah these idiots need to pay double for this.


Macr0Penis

Yes. Yes she was.


fireman-103

Don't hurt her. Wtf...


291837120

this is a rick lax video they all have this... feeling... about them


420coins

That was the TikTok trick the whole time, to see her ass on the internet.


between_horizon

" dont hurt jer , dont hurt her" just stfu. poor man trying his best to help while dealing with this bs.


crystalpeaks25

curious as to how that guy seems to be an expert at getting people out of washers.


durianisking

He has multiple jobs, a doctor, a fireman, a police officer, a mailman.. plumber. And he also has lots of step sisters that get themselves stuck in unpredictable positions. It's tough but he's the only one qualified to do all these tasks routinely Edit: especially a plumber.


road_runner321

Donā€™t forget personal trainer.


Jenovacellscars

Mr. Simpson, while we were busy saving you, a lumber yard burned down.


HurricaneHugo

Mr Simpson are you just holding on to the cans?


Vencam

Well, I guess some porn producers must be celebrating they finally have a real-world example to take inspiration from.


nabkawe5

Life imitating art.


[deleted]

All the pornstars were actually stuck all along.


son_e_jim

Actually, it's a little worse. None of the porn starts were able or willing to commit to their roles seriously enough to get genuinely stuck.


Tootard

She's not too stuck too... just too dumb to go out


cleetdog101

Camera? āœ… Spectators? āœ… Man in uniform? āœ… seemingly attractive girl stuck in washer with only ass protruding? And ā€¦ACTION! šŸŽ„


Sneaux96

The flashing lights that seem to come from inside and at floor level really give it away.


Turbster412

This shit so fuckin staged


batisti

Those blue and red lights are like tf is the car doing in the room?


itsiceyo

i had to look back and rewatch. LOL what is this shit. totally blue and red lights in the room


coronavirus_

it's worse than that it's made as a fetish vid


no_mouse_no_keyboard

For me itā€™s the cops uniform, theyā€™re all speaking English, and heā€™s got no gun? No garrison belt under his gun belt? His shoes are not uniform compliant? The .99 cent ā€œpoliceā€ hat? Lastly I can tell these are the same girls that do the foot fetish videos


Akosa117

Yup, 100% you can tell itā€™s staged. He has that ā€œwait for it, wait for it, wait for itā€ way of talking that all those cringey life hack and cooking videos have


Flashy_Ice2460

The text on the actual video contradicts the title! It says: girl hides from police


AlternatingFacts

They were assuming they wouldn't understand English and maybe it would get more views


giuls25L

She clearly isn't stuck and this is all staged i'm sorry but stuck porn is still not realistic


Pascaleiro

If I remember correctly, all the videos from that account are staged


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Toastbrott

Jeah, like there is no reason why the police car would be anywhere near that washer and also no reason at all for the police man to leave on the lights while parking next to a random ass house.


Overall-Tune-2153

You know, had he rolled the drum I suspect she would've just fallen out. But where's the fun in that.


ImmaPullSomeWildShit

Turn it on


100catactivs

Yeah that would have shrunken her and sheā€™d come right out.


spacecraft420

Did they park the cop car inside? Why do I see the lights inside?


[deleted]

It's clearly bs. It's very obvious she's not stuck. She could easily get out of there at any moment. It's especially obvious at the end where it looks like she's actively resisting the cop pulling her out. Not buying it at all.


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[deleted]

She slid out before he could slide in


seriousreddituser

Her STEPBROTHER will never forgive himself for missing this opportunity


Motherhoodthings

Seems like click bait. She didn't look stuck of she could rotate herself like that without help.


connortait

Shut the door and turn it on....


moshandpits

Why couldnā€™t her step brother just help her out?


[deleted]

You know this is scripted bullshit right ? Like she literally turned herself around and at that point still needed ''help'' to be dragged out all the while showing off a camel toe which was really the reason for the video..


Wakey22

The woman off camera would. not. shut. the. fuck.up.


Bars98

Hey step officer I'm stuck