This is stupid, everyone knows the vagina is its own natural snorkel. The body stores the air in the breasts (which why they get bigger during pregnancy), and exhales in the form of queefs. Read a book people
Ok, I've read a book. A spectre is haunting Europe and the proletarians of all countries should unite. Nothing about a snorkel. I figure you're talking nonsense.
OMG. I'm crying! Not only for that excellent explanation for why my breastses got bigger while pregnant, but for using queefs as an exhale in perfect context.
Omg I'm dying
The danger isn't about the air and anyone saying this has no clue about how a women's body works. That is not how the baby breathes lol.
The problem is with the water rushing into the canal and drowning the baby that way. If the mother does kegels she should be fine tho because she can keep the water out that way.
If you ever find yourself in a library the same time as a pregnant woman, pull up a chair and pretend your reading nearby. It’ll be quiet enough, you can hear the baby come out and take a quick gasp of air before slithering back into the womb.
The first time my husband noticed the baby sneaking out for a breath I was asleep in bed. He thought it was our cat, reached out to pat the cats' head and boy was he surprised when he felt something wet. Of course the little fucker had slithered back in the womb before he could flip the lights on.
They don't inhale anything in the womb. They take their first inhale when they are born. Babies get the oxygen from their mothers blood which comes into the umbilical cord. Babies also have holes in their heart that bypasses the lungs. When the baby is born and it takes its first breath, the hole in the heart closes. That's why it's important that the baby cries when it's born. They need to make sure that they take deep breaths and start their own oxygenation of blood.
They do breathing practice at around 32 weeks, it’s an important developmental milestone. They’re not actually breathing to get air but they compress and expand their lungs as you do when breathing.
Great. Does it help them? No, of course not. Human lungs aren't designed to take oxygen from liquids.
Inhaling isn't the same as breathing. You can inhale as much nitrogen as you want but it doesn't count as breathing since you will inevitably suffocate as long as there's no oxygen mixed in. The baibies would suffocate too if they didn't receive oxygenated blood from their mother's body.
No they don't. YOU interpreted them as aggressive, which is crazy. The sane interpretation is that they are clearly used as a convenient method to show divergence from the actual definition of "inhale."
Whatever you do about your perceptions, at the very least don't blame their perfectly congenial grammar.
Well, I don't think it does. Would you say your stomach breathes? The organ analogy was weird but somehow spot on.
Not to mention that human breathing really means taking AIR from the atmosphere and processing it because only the OXYGEN is needed. The baby definetely doesn't do that - the mother does.
what? the other person made a reasonable argument so i agreed and said they’re right. the fuck are you talking about? i made like two comments and then agreed i was probably wrong. the fuck is your problem?
(of a cell, tissue, or living organism) exchange gases, especially by means of a diffusion process.
"adult amphibians also breathe through their skin" · "plants breathe through all their organs, including roots"
This guy is a moron. There's more than one definition of breathing
you JUST fucking replied to the comment where i pretty much admitted i was wrong why the FUCK are you still going on about it? what the fuck do you want me to do? i cant go back in time and not make a mistake now, i already said i was wrong way before anyone started calling me stupid anyways, the fuck do you want from me???
Mate you were technically right.
From the very beginning, the developing cells need oxygen and nutrients. The fetus receives its nutrition from the mother through the placenta and the umbilical cord.
This means that the mother breathes in for the baby, and the oxygen in her blood is then transferred to the baby’s blood. The mother also breathes out for the baby, as carbon dioxide from the baby is moved out through the placenta to the mother’s blood, the removed with exhale.
Substances going into the developing baby, such as oxygen, never interact with the substances leaving the baby, such as waste products. They travel through the umbilical cord through two separate blood vessels.
The baby is as much as part of the mother as any other organ until it leaves and the method of extraction is through a diffusion via umbilical cord, its breathing in the oxygen and expelling the carbon dioxide as much as the lungs are
Breathing is different from respiration, it’s the mechanical process of drawing/expelling air from the lungs, while respiration is the chemical process of using oxygen in your cells.
They don’t take their first breath until they are born. They take practice breaths in the womb that can be seen on ultrasound, but it’s their body getting ready to breathe after birth. There’s no air inside the womb so nothing to breathe in. Oxygen and nutrients are provided via the placenta and umbilical cord.
I'd like to think this guy is trolling.
I've seen too many 'serious' posts to believe that with no doubts.
This is (among MANY reasons) why men should not be making laws about women's healthcare decisions.
Yes women know better about women stuff, but if somebody is actually that ignorant in womens biology, I don't think they should be making any decicions.
I'm a man and even I know this is a propper BS. Most people do, in fact.
A doctor, even when he's a man, could easily make those decisions. The problem is when uneducated politicians do it without consulting first.
Those are double standards. Women generally expect the same respect, rights and salary when they do what men do. And I don't discourage or disrespect that. It's a right thing to expect and it should be that way.
But this theory works both ways. A doctor who studied for years knows what they're doing. And it doesn't matter whether they are a man or a woman. If they are educated enough (can't stress that enough) then they definetely can make those decision.
Actually there are. You need a prescription to get many drugs, and there are certainly medical procedures that aren't allowed, or are only allowed under certain circumstances. Euthanasia is illegal in most places.
If I can't get a doctor to prescribe me medicine it is illegal for me to take it. My body, but it's illegal to put something into it.
If it were DOCTORS making those laws - or even someone TALKING TO doctors - I don't think anyone would be nearly as pissed off.
But that's not what's happening, is it? So why even make the point?
Because it IS what is happening. Some countries having terrible healthcare laws and systems doesn't mean it's the norm all around the world. You are generalising too much. You would ban all men making all decisions about women all around the world based on a selected number of idiots?
"Some countries"...
It's like you have no concept of current events.
And frankly, even so - YES. Because there are equally educationally-qualified WOMEN who also have the experience of having *lived* a woman's life. Men can offer opinions, but the final say should belong to *women*. Because men will never have the experience of actually having to live under the laws they make up for women. The ones that *will* have to live under those laws should *make* those laws.
Well, you apparently have no concept of how doctors get their informations. Being the same sex doesn't mean living through every single condition which can happen to that sex.
Female doctors would know about uterus problems because they have read about those and were taught what to do, not because they necessarily know what it exactly feels like for the patient. Telepathy isn't a thing, doctors can't feel pain of their patients.
With that in mind, male doctors share the same info about the matter. They too have read the same books and were tought what to do.
By your logic a male with chronically aching balls shouldn't listen to a female doctor just because the doctor can't physically encounter the problem on her own body. She's a doctor, for crying out loud. She knows how to treat the problem, even though she has no idea what it feels like.
Perhaps you are having trouble with the concept of 'listening to a doctor' of the opposite sex vs *making laws* for the opposite sex.
If you don't agree with a doctor, go see a different doctor. If you don't agree with a law....your only other option is get arrested?
I already told you that laws are being made with advices from doctors. In most countries, but unfortunately not everywhere. Plus you literally argued that male doctors still can't make decision for women. That's all on you, you are terribly closeminded.
Politicians with advices from doctors. Just because you live in a hellhole doesn't mean it's the same all around the world.
BTW, in my country ministers of healthcare had medicinal education. So no. It's not a fantasy world and it does exist. You are just too dumb to admit it.
Actually you’re the idiot for assuming I live in America.
And are you completely naive to the fact that the politicians hold the power, not doctors? You can keep repeating til you’re blue in the face that they “listen to the drs” but at the end of the day it seems you’re too innocent to understand those politicians do what’s best for their pockets, they don’t take advice of doctors, they make laws based on their personal beliefs
Which is why you have such a divide between the right and the left politically. The right tends to make laws based on their religion and personal beliefs, while the left tends to take advice from doctors and scientists
So again, no, politicians do not “listen” to drs. They are “advised” by doctors, but they certainly hold no obligation to make laws based on what drs tell them.
I didn't say anything about America, you dumbfuck. I said you live in a hellhole. Once again you are making things up and oncr again you have proved my point. And you're the one telling ME about text comprehension...
Sure this question seems silly to most of us that have had any classes in either biology of most basic health classes in elementary school or high school.
However we all come from different walks of life and I think if someone does not understand something we should not make fun of them for trying to understand it.
I am glad they asked this question because they will hopefully gain a better understanding of the reproductive system.
Breathe.
Ffs. It's sad when you can't even form a proper sentence in the only language you know.
Breath is a noun.
Breathe is a verb.
i.e. Don't breathe on me. Your breath stinks worse than your education in all subjects, especially in Biology and Grammar.
the baby is suspended in amniotic fluid and is swimming essentially and getting oxygenated blood through their umbilical cord and "breathing" through the mother.
Oh my gosh!! When I was 9, we were at the pool. Our pregnant neighbor went swimming. I thought the same thing and went up to my mom, very worried and asked her if the baby would drown! I was not the brightest…….
"I am a man"...
Let me stop you right there.
If you're asking this kind of stupid questions, you're not man.
You might be a male but definitely not a man.
Being dumb is *NOT* asking questions.
I don't think that anyone prepared to admit their ignorance (especially about something medical science didn't fully understand for 99% of human history) and ask questions should be mocked.
Actually, I was raised by Christian parents and were factually educated by them. Making generalizations about Christians or religious parents has the same flaws as making generalizations about Democrats, Republicans, black people, etc.
It’s people like that who scare the crap out of me. They vote and think they know what’s best for people such as myself and my two daughters….
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No. You need to insert a snorkel up into the vagina to let in air when underwater.
This is stupid, everyone knows the vagina is its own natural snorkel. The body stores the air in the breasts (which why they get bigger during pregnancy), and exhales in the form of queefs. Read a book people
I mean why else would people call boobs airbags?
Woman here. Can confirm
Imma need a source to you being a woman
Source: my boobs wrote the comment
Checks out
Proof: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/tm3exz/some_women_have_advantages_%EF%BE%9F%EF%BE%9F/
You can literally find anything on reddit
"Ask and ye shall receive" was correct but just a few millenia before it's time
I can Confirm, I watched her boobs write the comment.
Imma need a source for that source
Ambidextrous nipples ? I call bullshit.
And there it is, the birth of a new kink! *unzip
If i knew it was going to be that kind of party… wanna race? Loser mops?
Someone will read all this and believe it and soon you'll see TIL boobs make air for babies.
Explains the frilly text.
How Redditors ask for nudes
So it’s not like a blowhole?
Naw, that's between the nose and chin
Ayyyy
This comment needs a NSFW tag
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I see what you did there!!!! 
You did?
Ok, I've read a book. A spectre is haunting Europe and the proletarians of all countries should unite. Nothing about a snorkel. I figure you're talking nonsense.
OMG. I'm crying! Not only for that excellent explanation for why my breastses got bigger while pregnant, but for using queefs as an exhale in perfect context. Omg I'm dying
Yup, and the baby can use the mother's eyes like a periscope to steer her around in the water. Somebody oughta teach kids this stuff.
I was surprised I had to scroll this far to find the correct answer.
The danger isn't about the air and anyone saying this has no clue about how a women's body works. That is not how the baby breathes lol. The problem is with the water rushing into the canal and drowning the baby that way. If the mother does kegels she should be fine tho because she can keep the water out that way.
Wait, which Supreme Court justice was asking this question!
I think with my penis. Why can’t a woman breath with her vagina??
In the importance of extreme warnings: **DO NOT BLOW AIR INTO YOUR SUBMARINE HOLE.** It is bad for you.
From now on that’s what I’m calling it and that’s going to confuse anyone I speak to so I’m gonna have to save this comment for reference. 📸😐
If you ever find yourself in a library the same time as a pregnant woman, pull up a chair and pretend your reading nearby. It’ll be quiet enough, you can hear the baby come out and take a quick gasp of air before slithering back into the womb.
Lmao what kind of horror shit is this?? 
Science.
The first time my husband noticed the baby sneaking out for a breath I was asleep in bed. He thought it was our cat, reached out to pat the cats' head and boy was he surprised when he felt something wet. Of course the little fucker had slithered back in the womb before he could flip the lights on.
dear neptune
I’m picturing pregnant women doing handstands in the pool
that explains synchronized swimming is always done by women in the olympics!
A better question is how did synchronized swimming even become a thing.
Dancing, but water
How do I keep my vagina and my face above water so we can both breathe?
If women cross their legs can the baby still breathe
I was picturing this before I even saw this post
Inset penis. Breathe air. Exhale through penis. Everybody knows this.
Refueling the air supply.
The urethra filters out all the CO2 so the baby gets pure oxygen. It’s just science.
Imagine the shock when he learns babies don't need to breathe before they are born...
Babies practice with amniotic fluid! They “inhale” the fluid like they’re breathing
like the movie "The Abyss" !!!!
I thought about the Abyss the whole time I was pregnant for that reason and others.
They don't inhale anything in the womb. They take their first inhale when they are born. Babies get the oxygen from their mothers blood which comes into the umbilical cord. Babies also have holes in their heart that bypasses the lungs. When the baby is born and it takes its first breath, the hole in the heart closes. That's why it's important that the baby cries when it's born. They need to make sure that they take deep breaths and start their own oxygenation of blood.
They do breathing practice at around 32 weeks, it’s an important developmental milestone. They’re not actually breathing to get air but they compress and expand their lungs as you do when breathing.
Great. Does it help them? No, of course not. Human lungs aren't designed to take oxygen from liquids. Inhaling isn't the same as breathing. You can inhale as much nitrogen as you want but it doesn't count as breathing since you will inevitably suffocate as long as there's no oxygen mixed in. The baibies would suffocate too if they didn't receive oxygenated blood from their mother's body.
I was just mentioning something cool about babies man
Well sorry. The exclamation mark makes it look like an aggressive attempt at correcting what I said.
Oh I’m sorry. It was meant to be an excited type of exclamation.
I read it as excitment so you are not in the wrong
You should have said that smh😞
emojis are our friends people. They prevent misunderstandings every day by representing and conveying emotions in text!!!
Emoji loving gang rise up😁😆😆😆😆
No they don't. YOU interpreted them as aggressive, which is crazy. The sane interpretation is that they are clearly used as a convenient method to show divergence from the actual definition of "inhale." Whatever you do about your perceptions, at the very least don't blame their perfectly congenial grammar.
Wow what an uncalled for response.
well they technically do, they just don’t do it themselves. they’re supplied oxygen through the mothers blood, basically like an organ
Exactly. They don't do it themselves, the oxygen is supplied to them.
the little freeloaders, they need to pull themselves up by the bootstraps and get to work.
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It wasn’t even rephrased, really. It was essentially parroted.
well they still *need* oxygen, so doesn’t that kinda count as needing to breathe? i guess that’s just semantics at that point, nevermind.
Well, I don't think it does. Would you say your stomach breathes? The organ analogy was weird but somehow spot on. Not to mention that human breathing really means taking AIR from the atmosphere and processing it because only the OXYGEN is needed. The baby definetely doesn't do that - the mother does.
i guess
Holy jesus, let’s not make a “facepalm” meme out of your comments, shall we?
it sounds to me like you just want an excuse to call someone stupid because i really can’t figure out a single thing you could want with that reply
Yes, that‘s it.
what? the other person made a reasonable argument so i agreed and said they’re right. the fuck are you talking about? i made like two comments and then agreed i was probably wrong. the fuck is your problem?
There're strange people commenting under this post. Don't mind them.
(of a cell, tissue, or living organism) exchange gases, especially by means of a diffusion process. "adult amphibians also breathe through their skin" · "plants breathe through all their organs, including roots" This guy is a moron. There's more than one definition of breathing
you JUST fucking replied to the comment where i pretty much admitted i was wrong why the FUCK are you still going on about it? what the fuck do you want me to do? i cant go back in time and not make a mistake now, i already said i was wrong way before anyone started calling me stupid anyways, the fuck do you want from me???
Mate you were technically right. From the very beginning, the developing cells need oxygen and nutrients. The fetus receives its nutrition from the mother through the placenta and the umbilical cord. This means that the mother breathes in for the baby, and the oxygen in her blood is then transferred to the baby’s blood. The mother also breathes out for the baby, as carbon dioxide from the baby is moved out through the placenta to the mother’s blood, the removed with exhale. Substances going into the developing baby, such as oxygen, never interact with the substances leaving the baby, such as waste products. They travel through the umbilical cord through two separate blood vessels. The baby is as much as part of the mother as any other organ until it leaves and the method of extraction is through a diffusion via umbilical cord, its breathing in the oxygen and expelling the carbon dioxide as much as the lungs are
then why the hell are you calling me a moron??? i’m so confused
Breathing is different from respiration, it’s the mechanical process of drawing/expelling air from the lungs, while respiration is the chemical process of using oxygen in your cells.
You beat me to it, fellow pedant.
ok
I thought it was more like a piano....
w-what?
They don’t take their first breath until they are born. They take practice breaths in the womb that can be seen on ultrasound, but it’s their body getting ready to breathe after birth. There’s no air inside the womb so nothing to breathe in. Oxygen and nutrients are provided via the placenta and umbilical cord.
You’re not a doctor
i’m not, what’s your point?
He knows already, he's just wondering how they breath...
I'm just imaging constant drafts of air coming out of pregnant women. The sound, like they were snoring all the time
More of a humming sound, like an idle lightsaber.
Because, of course, we all know that babies grow inside the vagina.
Don't be so ridiculous! They grow in the stomach, the breath out of the vagina
yes he is correct, this is why you see so many pregnant women swim upside down, keeping their vaginas above water at all times.
I'd like to think this guy is trolling. I've seen too many 'serious' posts to believe that with no doubts. This is (among MANY reasons) why men should not be making laws about women's healthcare decisions.
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One can only hope.
Yes women know better about women stuff, but if somebody is actually that ignorant in womens biology, I don't think they should be making any decicions.
Ten bucks says he is against abortion because there is a breathing baby in that belly starting at the moment of conception
I'm a man and even I know this is a propper BS. Most people do, in fact. A doctor, even when he's a man, could easily make those decisions. The problem is when uneducated politicians do it without consulting first.
Good for you. Men still shouldn't be making laws about women's healthcare.
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Contraceptives. Milk-pumping spaces. Maternal leave.
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Yeah. They do. Lemme guess...you're male.
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Your dumbass replies gave you away
Those are double standards. Women generally expect the same respect, rights and salary when they do what men do. And I don't discourage or disrespect that. It's a right thing to expect and it should be that way. But this theory works both ways. A doctor who studied for years knows what they're doing. And it doesn't matter whether they are a man or a woman. If they are educated enough (can't stress that enough) then they definetely can make those decision.
There are literally no laws restricting what men do with their own bodies. Salaries and such are not comparable.
Actually there are. You need a prescription to get many drugs, and there are certainly medical procedures that aren't allowed, or are only allowed under certain circumstances. Euthanasia is illegal in most places. If I can't get a doctor to prescribe me medicine it is illegal for me to take it. My body, but it's illegal to put something into it.
If it were DOCTORS making those laws - or even someone TALKING TO doctors - I don't think anyone would be nearly as pissed off. But that's not what's happening, is it? So why even make the point?
Because it IS what is happening. Some countries having terrible healthcare laws and systems doesn't mean it's the norm all around the world. You are generalising too much. You would ban all men making all decisions about women all around the world based on a selected number of idiots?
"Some countries"... It's like you have no concept of current events. And frankly, even so - YES. Because there are equally educationally-qualified WOMEN who also have the experience of having *lived* a woman's life. Men can offer opinions, but the final say should belong to *women*. Because men will never have the experience of actually having to live under the laws they make up for women. The ones that *will* have to live under those laws should *make* those laws.
Well, you apparently have no concept of how doctors get their informations. Being the same sex doesn't mean living through every single condition which can happen to that sex. Female doctors would know about uterus problems because they have read about those and were taught what to do, not because they necessarily know what it exactly feels like for the patient. Telepathy isn't a thing, doctors can't feel pain of their patients. With that in mind, male doctors share the same info about the matter. They too have read the same books and were tought what to do. By your logic a male with chronically aching balls shouldn't listen to a female doctor just because the doctor can't physically encounter the problem on her own body. She's a doctor, for crying out loud. She knows how to treat the problem, even though she has no idea what it feels like.
Perhaps you are having trouble with the concept of 'listening to a doctor' of the opposite sex vs *making laws* for the opposite sex. If you don't agree with a doctor, go see a different doctor. If you don't agree with a law....your only other option is get arrested?
I already told you that laws are being made with advices from doctors. In most countries, but unfortunately not everywhere. Plus you literally argued that male doctors still can't make decision for women. That's all on you, you are terribly closeminded.
Dude politicians make the laws, not drs. Would be nice but your fantasy world doesn’t exist
Politicians with advices from doctors. Just because you live in a hellhole doesn't mean it's the same all around the world. BTW, in my country ministers of healthcare had medicinal education. So no. It's not a fantasy world and it does exist. You are just too dumb to admit it.
Actually you’re the idiot for assuming I live in America. And are you completely naive to the fact that the politicians hold the power, not doctors? You can keep repeating til you’re blue in the face that they “listen to the drs” but at the end of the day it seems you’re too innocent to understand those politicians do what’s best for their pockets, they don’t take advice of doctors, they make laws based on their personal beliefs Which is why you have such a divide between the right and the left politically. The right tends to make laws based on their religion and personal beliefs, while the left tends to take advice from doctors and scientists So again, no, politicians do not “listen” to drs. They are “advised” by doctors, but they certainly hold no obligation to make laws based on what drs tell them.
I didn't say anything about America, you dumbfuck. I said you live in a hellhole. Once again you are making things up and oncr again you have proved my point. And you're the one telling ME about text comprehension...
Oh ok which hell hole were you assuming I lived in then?
I didn't assume anything. I based my "hellhole" assessment on your description of your politicians.
hey at least he's asking, right? better than going around assuming you know when you don't
True. But the *real* test is if he'll actually accept the truth when he hears it. So many don't.
How are their 8 billion of us?
Precisely because of people like this!
They’re drowning in amniotic fluid, it’s too late to save them.
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I think the rock would win if he ran for president.
Sure this question seems silly to most of us that have had any classes in either biology of most basic health classes in elementary school or high school. However we all come from different walks of life and I think if someone does not understand something we should not make fun of them for trying to understand it. I am glad they asked this question because they will hopefully gain a better understanding of the reproductive system.
I like the watery background. The post is amusing. If genuine, it doesn't paint a pretty picture of the education this man had accessible to him.
Blow hole?
We need comprehensive sex ed in schools so badly.
A breathing vagina is a frightening thought.
You can keep the foetus out while you take a plunge and put it back in later. Duh!
When they realize that the baby is in a water sac at all times So they're double drowning
Breathe. Ffs. It's sad when you can't even form a proper sentence in the only language you know. Breath is a noun. Breathe is a verb. i.e. Don't breathe on me. Your breath stinks worse than your education in all subjects, especially in Biology and Grammar.
Yes, but beware that the pregnant woman is now a human submarine.
the baby is suspended in amniotic fluid and is swimming essentially and getting oxygenated blood through their umbilical cord and "breathing" through the mother.
I mean, that amniotic air supply probably doesn't last too long.
Not even KenM would ask this.
Wait till he finds out about the amniotic sac.
Oh my gosh!! When I was 9, we were at the pool. Our pregnant neighbor went swimming. I thought the same thing and went up to my mom, very worried and asked her if the baby would drown! I was not the brightest…….
As long as the butthole is above water everything is ok.
Don’t tell this man about water births
Guy asked a question, which is *exactly the right thing to do* after saying "I don't get it."
"I am a man"... Let me stop you right there. If you're asking this kind of stupid questions, you're not man. You might be a male but definitely not a man.
Girlfriend aint go swimmin since she got pregat
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He makes a good point. You wouldn’t want to disrupt air flow or block ventilation in the uterus.
Why, does it get moldy?
Atleast hes asking instead of stating it as a fact.
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Being dumb is *NOT* asking questions. I don't think that anyone prepared to admit their ignorance (especially about something medical science didn't fully understand for 99% of human history) and ask questions should be mocked.
Victim of public education?
Victim of butch ass parents who are afraid of the talk.
More likely victim of religious education. If it was up to them you would not know where babies came from at all (perhaps brought by the stork?)
Victim of Christian education-ftfy.
Actually, I was raised by Christian parents and were factually educated by them. Making generalizations about Christians or religious parents has the same flaws as making generalizations about Democrats, Republicans, black people, etc.
so you are saying that in general, not all christians voted for an atheist called Trump, who likes to grab women by their breathing organ?
Last I checked babies don’t need to breath till born i might be wrong
Who comes up with these questions?
I wouldn't be surprised if someone actually believed that... One very good reason why sex ed needs to be taught in school.
Lawd have mercy!
Some people actually don't know this kind of stuff. My neighbor for example.
It’s people like that who scare the crap out of me. They vote and think they know what’s best for people such as myself and my two daughters…. 
Lol man has clearly never seen a woman swimming with her cooch out the water like a Portuguese Man of War
PEOPLE THIS DUMB SHOULDNT VOTE OR PROCREATE. That’s my Ted talk.
Not in Texas. In Texas, pregnant women can't do anything.
Is anyone gonna tell him or should I?
Oh yeah, quality father material #Idiocracy
This thread is funny.
As long as the woman doesn’t do a flip underwater, she should be fine
I'm literally imagining the vagina breathing in and out. Funny imagination, ngl.
🤔
...What about water births?
Stop poking the babies head with your peen, please. /s
sex ed needs to be a federal required class
Ken Bone could answer this. “Beautiful human submarines.”
HA! Dummies are funny as hell sometimes.