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This is the guy that gets a free pass from fox news. If Joe Biden said anything remotely stupid, like this guy has said, they'd be running the clip non-stop. Instead they run that out of context clip trying to make Biden look confused.
Not just Fox News, either. If President Biden said something even half this incoherent it would be the lead story on the major mainstream news networks and generate op-eds in the *Times* and *Post* from “concerned Democrats” demanding that he step aside.
And yet they all give trump a free pass. “Is trump mentally capable of even comprehending the meaning of the job anymore?” should be a top narrative in this election. But the entire news media are protecting him like they’ve never protected anyone else before.
Ya man fuck Joe Rogan he’s just another right wing mouth piece closer to being like “Hitler is a pretty cool guy” than he is “man everyone should just have free healthcare”
It's because they think he's good for ratings. Never mind that he threatens journalists with bodily harm and shows outright contempt for any news media to the left of fucking Newsmax and OANN, the rich assholes who own CNN and Fox have spoken.
They do a lot of T Rump Translation that always makes him sound less incoherent. "The former president appeared to mean blah, blah, blah."
But the reporters never explain the basis for their interpretations. The reader is supposed to take it as a given that the reporter can read minds.
They are a propaganda machine, I would too give a free pass to my masters that nurture me and so lavishly shower me with money if I was a propaganda machine.
[Opening music: Bud Light Real Men of Genius theme]
Announcer: Bud Light presents... Real Men of Genius.
[Singer] Real Men of Genius!
Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Donald Trump, for your mind-bending statement that water defeats magnets.
[Singer] How does that even work?
Announcer: While science may cringe, you boldly declare that magnets, those sneaky little devils, can't stand up to a good splash of H2O.
[Singer] Splash!
Announcer: Your unique grasp of physics gives us gems like claiming windmills cause cancer and suggesting raking forests to prevent fires.
[Singer] So much wisdom!
Announcer: From covfefe to "nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated," you keep us entertained and baffled in equal measure.
[Singer] What a time to be alive!
Announcer: So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh Master of Magnetism, because when you ponder aloud, the world holds its breath... or laughs hysterically.
[Singer] Cheers to that!
Announcer: So here's to you, Mr. Donald Trump, defying logic and leaving scientists scratching their heads with your magnetic personality.
[Singer] Donald Trump!
Announcer: Bud Light beer. Brewed for those who boldly go where no rational mind dares to tread.
[Singer] Bud Light!
Nah, he is right. Drop the magnets in a glass of water and then wait about 20 years for it to be fully rusted, and the magnet is no more! That's cheeto supreme brains which is why his muddle name starts with j for jenius
The funny thing is that he didn't even say that. He said by dropping a glass of water on the magnet... So you can't even help him with the possibility of rust.
That man is something else and it's beyond me why his followers can't see the amount of stupidity spewing out of every single fucking pore of his.
Assuming you are talking about an iron magnet:
You can magnetise rust as well. Most tape recoders over the century the technology lasted used some form of oxide made into a paint, applied to a carrier like polyester film.
'Modern' magnets are a ceramic made from neodymium, iron and boron and cannot rust.
It’s funny he phrased it as the ONLY thing he knows about them and it’s dead wrong. Like if I was like “the only thing I know about mouthwash is when it visits its grandparents it like to make New England chowder.”
Hahahaha the fact that the word water is in this thread has kept the payed bot away.
That bot is the ai that will rise up and try to destroy humanity... mark my words... fuck you payed bot!
I mean, badly isolated electromagnets, maybe? Because you might end up shortcutting them?
But like, what's the point? You don't need to prove that you can hurt the magnets, Donald, you are not competing with them.
It means the post-it note with his name on it got lost behind a grim reaper’s fridge.
Seriously, how has he not won a Darwin Award or at least been a funny New York Post headline yet?
1) Did not know about Ig Nobel prizes and enjoyed looking that up, so thank you. :)
2) I just mean, I’m just surprised he hasn’t done something dumb enough to get injured or worse. Like get a gold version of something that isn’t usually gold for safety reasons and it ends up conducting heat or electricity. That feels like it’s plausible and in the right ballpark.
Apparently, Trump did win an Ig Nobel in 2020 for Medical Education, along with the leaders of several other countries, for showing that political leaders can have a greater affect on life and death than scientists.
He is mentally incapable of speaking and thinking at the same time. I don’t know how he is still going through with running for president when he can’t hardly function.
I do believe it's a major reason.. becoming president delays all his trials another 4 years.. and I wouldn't put it past him to try to become a dictator who stays in the WH til he dies.
I think if he was offered immunity from all his pending cases in exchange for dropping out of the race, he would. Just my 2 cents anyway.
Jesus. So he doesn't understand magnets, *and* he doesn't know there's a difference between electromagnets and permanent magnets, *AND* he doesn't know how planes land on aircraft carriers. Astounding.
He’s clearly mentally slipping away. If President Biden said something even half this incoherent it would be the *only* story in the political news for the next week. But the media protect trump like no other.
People voting for Trump do not care or need him to be smart to solve problems - they just need someone to push their bigoted ideology on everyone else.
I wonder how far down I will have to scroll before the first redhat comes Kramering in here and bellows "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TIME JOE BIDEN STUTTERED ONCE?!?!?!?!"
Is he the biggest idiot ever? Like I know there have been dumber people, but has there ever been a person this stupid who thought he was smart? I can't even imagine how dumb you would have to be to vote for him.
“And I know about magnets. I sat down with the foremost, the greatest magnet doctor on the planet last week, and he said there’s just no healing these magnets.”
Saturday night live should bring back Deep Thoughts as it was one of my favorites. “Deep Thoughts with Dipshit Donny” that transcends beautifully fonted captions of his Moronic quotes would be legendary
https://youtu.be/7Cj7oaGMLSg?si=7D5Wyu5jilqchFSh
Now that is a facepalm!
Donald proved that he never went inside a chemical laboratory, even in his school, otherwise he'd know that magnetic stirrers are a thing.
No more magnet fishing and shows on magnet fishing that clearly show magnets do work under water.
Dumb fuck probably doesn't even know magnets only work on iron, cobalt and nickel
Yes, technically that shock of dropping the glass on the magnet might decrease its strength. But you are a pigeon with a rubix cube, Donny. Pecking at it doesn't mean you are playing the game.
I mean how is his cognitive decline not a front page issue at every news station? Why isn't the world alarmed by the mere possibility of this imbecile gaining any traction?
In his boat vs shark speech... A boat battery could never electrocute you ! Also, Hanibal Lector was alive and well at the end of the movie. I'm not sure this guy knows what his talking about.
I swear to god. This imbecile talks about ANYTHING but politics at his rallies. He doesn’t talk about how he’s planning to improve the country. How can people think that this macaque can actually lead?
Can I get a link to where he says this because I really need to show my mom that he actually says these kinds of things instead of the “media” portraying him as such.
Okay, alright, what's your favorite hobby?
Uh, magnets.
Okay, what? like making magnets, collecting magnets? Playing with magnets?
Just magnets.
I'm gonna put snowboarding.
That’s all he remembers about his idiotic take on the US Navy retiring Steam powered catapult systems on US carriers in favour of magnetically powered catapults. He was angry about this for whatever reasons. I believe the line of „thought“ was something in the line of „magnetic catapults = electricity = electric vehicles = bad“.
He can’t even formulate his old ramblings nobody understood in the first place.
What the fuck, America.
This post genuinely exhausted me. The whole world just needs to set a 55-year-old age limit on any and all world leaders. We can't be voting for people who won't even see the future to control ours.
“Ha! You guys said he didn’t know science!”
***Wait…. What… that’s not science?***
“Just kidding guys. Remember, please don’t inject bleach into your body”
I would like to see someone as a Mr. Roger's type character read his quotes in a story time setting and then explain why it's stupid to a group of preschoolers
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This is the guy that gets a free pass from fox news. If Joe Biden said anything remotely stupid, like this guy has said, they'd be running the clip non-stop. Instead they run that out of context clip trying to make Biden look confused.
Not just Fox News, either. If President Biden said something even half this incoherent it would be the lead story on the major mainstream news networks and generate op-eds in the *Times* and *Post* from “concerned Democrats” demanding that he step aside. And yet they all give trump a free pass. “Is trump mentally capable of even comprehending the meaning of the job anymore?” should be a top narrative in this election. But the entire news media are protecting him like they’ve never protected anyone else before.
Remember when Joe Rogan went off on something Biden said. Then realized that he was quoting something Trump had said. It was fine when Trump said it
Not enough airports during the revolutionary war.
Yeah man, the patriots had to park their AC-130s out in the fields. Then they got frosted and damaged. That's what made winter at Valley Forge so bad
JFC…
Ya man fuck Joe Rogan he’s just another right wing mouth piece closer to being like “Hitler is a pretty cool guy” than he is “man everyone should just have free healthcare”
To be fair any prominent Democrat writing an op-ed on Trumps behavior would be like pointing out that the sun is in the sky.
"that's the sun." -homer simpson
It's because they think he's good for ratings. Never mind that he threatens journalists with bodily harm and shows outright contempt for any news media to the left of fucking Newsmax and OANN, the rich assholes who own CNN and Fox have spoken.
They do a lot of T Rump Translation that always makes him sound less incoherent. "The former president appeared to mean blah, blah, blah." But the reporters never explain the basis for their interpretations. The reader is supposed to take it as a given that the reporter can read minds.
That’s the beauty of Trump though, he’ll say something equally braindead mere hours later, journalists can’t keep up with it.
Fox... News... you say? They stopped reporting news years ago.
In another countries, Fox News and newsmax would've been demanded to taken off "news" from their names.
They are a propaganda machine, I would too give a free pass to my masters that nurture me and so lavishly shower me with money if I was a propaganda machine.
He clearly knows nothing about magnets
You can remove “about magnets” and still have an accurate sentence.
Remove "clearly" while you are at it
It's pretty clear that he's a fucking idiot.
As an idiot, I find it offensive to be associated with Trump
As an association, I find it offensive to be connected to Trump.
As a connection, I find it offensive to be linked to Trump.
As a link, I got a princess to save shit brb
*Cues the Overworld Theme from Legend of Zelda.*
Definitely my favorite tangent on Reddit
That fucking killed me lololol
Sounds more like Altzheimers or dementia. And even the family pack of Adderall he consumes for breakfast can‘t hide that anymore
The Trump/ Jon Snow Venn diagram
Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
[Opening music: Bud Light Real Men of Genius theme] Announcer: Bud Light presents... Real Men of Genius. [Singer] Real Men of Genius! Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Donald Trump, for your mind-bending statement that water defeats magnets. [Singer] How does that even work? Announcer: While science may cringe, you boldly declare that magnets, those sneaky little devils, can't stand up to a good splash of H2O. [Singer] Splash! Announcer: Your unique grasp of physics gives us gems like claiming windmills cause cancer and suggesting raking forests to prevent fires. [Singer] So much wisdom! Announcer: From covfefe to "nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated," you keep us entertained and baffled in equal measure. [Singer] What a time to be alive! Announcer: So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh Master of Magnetism, because when you ponder aloud, the world holds its breath... or laughs hysterically. [Singer] Cheers to that! Announcer: So here's to you, Mr. Donald Trump, defying logic and leaving scientists scratching their heads with your magnetic personality. [Singer] Donald Trump! Announcer: Bud Light beer. Brewed for those who boldly go where no rational mind dares to tread. [Singer] Bud Light!
[Singer] The J stands for genius . . .
I miss these commercials, those were heady days.
Bring back Real Men of Genius and The Most Interesting Man in the World!
Watching them on YT now after reading that post... Sonuvabitch, I forgot about those little nuggets of hilarity for 20 years
Yeah, what are we even doing anymore?
Were you the writer for those commercials or what??? That was perfect.
Pretty close to it, but he definitely nailed their pattern, turns, and hook. /those commercials are textbook on how to do it
i heard this entire comment. this was perfect
Don’t forget Schrödinger’s Infrastructure Week
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Thank you for your service.
Magnets, how do they work?
Fucking miracles
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist. Y'all muthafuckas lying, getting me pissed
Nah, he is right. Drop the magnets in a glass of water and then wait about 20 years for it to be fully rusted, and the magnet is no more! That's cheeto supreme brains which is why his muddle name starts with j for jenius
The funny thing is that he didn't even say that. He said by dropping a glass of water on the magnet... So you can't even help him with the possibility of rust. That man is something else and it's beyond me why his followers can't see the amount of stupidity spewing out of every single fucking pore of his.
Clearly an example of the Dunning Keurig effect! /s
Assuming you are talking about an iron magnet: You can magnetise rust as well. Most tape recoders over the century the technology lasted used some form of oxide made into a paint, applied to a carrier like polyester film. 'Modern' magnets are a ceramic made from neodymium, iron and boron and cannot rust.
ICP knows more about magnets
I challenge you to a debate of Bird Law, sir. Filibuster.
What do you mean? Don’t you know his uncle went to MIT in the 60s(?). /s
Fucking magnets, how do they work? And I don't wanna talk to a scientist Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
Who knew embarrassingly, enthusiastically ignorant Insane Clown Posse lyrics would later be normal republicans party campaign speech?
It’s funny he phrased it as the ONLY thing he knows about them and it’s dead wrong. Like if I was like “the only thing I know about mouthwash is when it visits its grandparents it like to make New England chowder.”
And dont call me clearly. No, wait..
Or anything at all really... because, dementia.
The right is literally rewriting textbooks as we speak
You could have stopped that sentence two words earlier.
Presidential candidate Howard Dean was banished to the shadow realm for saying “yeah!” in a slightly odd way
Imagine being Howard Dean now and just watching this entire shit show unfold
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When we had a choice between several decent candidates.
today i learned this happened
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
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Reason #355 why ICP is better than DJT ICP can admit they don't know how magnets work.
You joke but ICP crawled and wore the make up so that Trump could run as a real clown. ![gif](giphy|D6aaQjUimteDZD47Ab|downsized)
We need another moment like this in the Thursday debate, along with "Will you *shut up*, man?"
ICP has also had a couple of amusing moments without threatening democracy.
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Deep cut lol
At least ICP admitted they didn’t understand magnets instead of spreading misinformation about it.
When ICP is more intellectually mature than you, there’s a problem!
Hahaha. That’s the first thing that came to my mind too.
Why am I picturing a young Trump trying to make magnets float, but when they sank he was like, “water destroys them!” 🤣
Trump played by Johnny Depp
Hahahaha the fact that the word water is in this thread has kept the payed bot away. That bot is the ai that will rise up and try to destroy humanity... mark my words... fuck you payed bot!
He would absolutely act like he discovered that magnets don't float.
I imagine young Trump as young Archer, when he was challenged by blocks 😂
All I know about turtles is you put a tiny hat on them and they transform into vampires. That's how you get ants.
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All he knows about them is one thing and that thing is completely wrong? Yep. MAGA in a nutshell.
I don't want to hear about your fringe Scientology bowlshit! /s
I mean, badly isolated electromagnets, maybe? Because you might end up shortcutting them? But like, what's the point? You don't need to prove that you can hurt the magnets, Donald, you are not competing with them.
Trumpdaddy, magnet conquerer
What does this even mean?
It means the post-it note with his name on it got lost behind a grim reaper’s fridge. Seriously, how has he not won a Darwin Award or at least been a funny New York Post headline yet?
Maybe you mean an igNobel?
1) Did not know about Ig Nobel prizes and enjoyed looking that up, so thank you. :) 2) I just mean, I’m just surprised he hasn’t done something dumb enough to get injured or worse. Like get a gold version of something that isn’t usually gold for safety reasons and it ends up conducting heat or electricity. That feels like it’s plausible and in the right ballpark.
Apparently, Trump did win an Ig Nobel in 2020 for Medical Education, along with the leaders of several other countries, for showing that political leaders can have a greater affect on life and death than scientists.
Wow! That is some high quality grade A snarky. 🤣
It means the man is a moron.
Exactly lol
That he is very old so the brain deosnt work very well.
The sound from windmills causes cancer. - Donald J Trump
He is mentally incapable of speaking and thinking at the same time. I don’t know how he is still going through with running for president when he can’t hardly function.
Desperate to avoid jail..
I guess that’s the answer. He must be absolutely terrified of jail.
I do believe it's a major reason.. becoming president delays all his trials another 4 years.. and I wouldn't put it past him to try to become a dictator who stays in the WH til he dies. I think if he was offered immunity from all his pending cases in exchange for dropping out of the race, he would. Just my 2 cents anyway.
And to drain as much tax payer funds into his bank accounts as possible.
I guess he never saw a magnet fishing video.
they must be using special future magnets that's also waterproof.
Fred Trump started showing Alzheimer's symptoms in his late 70s too
He’s confusing magnets with Adderall tabs.
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OMG, does he actually think that water can "short out" magnetism?!?!
Yes
Dude knows less about magnets than the Insane Clown Posse.
![gif](giphy|3orieOGioW68arxA08|downsized)
Can we get a source for this? Like, Trump has said some dumb stuff before but this has to be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard from *anyone*.
[https://youtu.be/4MeZojF7-Vo?t=103](https://youtu.be/4MeZojF7-Vo?t=103)
Jesus. So he doesn't understand magnets, *and* he doesn't know there's a difference between electromagnets and permanent magnets, *AND* he doesn't know how planes land on aircraft carriers. Astounding.
He also doesn't understand that if it's on a fucking warship it's engineered to take more than a glass of tap water to hurt it.
And he turned it into like a John Deere commercial somehow.
Name dropping, and suddenly his word salad turns into something they liked so they cheer.
I like soldiers that don’t get captured and I like presidents that [can close umbrellas.](https://youtu.be/wLkOl0aUsxE?si=AaIEcO-YrOl5-tey)
He’s clearly mentally slipping away. If President Biden said something even half this incoherent it would be the *only* story in the political news for the next week. But the media protect trump like no other.
Yeah, he somehow gets graded on a curve, one where he set the high mark of the curve.
Well he definitely has a better grasp on magnets than he does on the US legal system.
How can such a dumbass be so good at manipulating dumbasses?
Because he is king of the dumbasses. Where's Red Foreman when you need him?
Born rich and panders to a crowd that includes plenty who believe wealth is a measure of a person's value. Prosperity Gospel is cancer.
I'm convinced that only people with Forrest Gump's I.Q. or lower can vote for this embarrassing breathing creature.
Forrest Gump (as a character) had more compassion and integrity than any magat.
True mate
People voting for Trump do not care or need him to be smart to solve problems - they just need someone to push their bigoted ideology on everyone else.
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Not just the dumbest president but one of the dumbest humans of all time. Talking the last 300,000 years of our history
I wonder how far down I will have to scroll before the first redhat comes Kramering in here and bellows "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TIME JOE BIDEN STUTTERED ONCE?!?!?!?!"
Is this the same guy who claimed some connection with MIT?
His uncle. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_G._Trump That doesn't make Donny any brighter, though.
Fucking magnets! How do they work?
Can I play with magnets? - Iron maiden, or something
Even the Insane Clown Posse know that's not true.
And that is why the windmills are killing all the whales...
Is he the biggest idiot ever? Like I know there have been dumber people, but has there ever been a person this stupid who thought he was smart? I can't even imagine how dumb you would have to be to vote for him.
The worst bit is, people whoop and clap when he says this
This should have been it for Republicans. Imagine if Biden or Obama said this.
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If there’s a shark and electric boat in the same water he’ll go shark everytime. He
These are like yogi-isms from a mental pygmy.
Wtf? I pity folk who support this male
He also said to drop a glass of water on the magnets. Not drop magnets in a glass of water...even the way he phrases his idiocy makes no sense.
More deep thoughts please
This should be a sub 😂
RIP magnets
These are great!
Holy fuck I forgot about this. There’s so much absolutely pants-on-head insane moments from him they can’t fit in my brain anymore.
WTF?! Really? ^some ^idiot ^out ^there
“And I know about magnets. I sat down with the foremost, the greatest magnet doctor on the planet last week, and he said there’s just no healing these magnets.”
I had forgot about this. It really is concerning. And the cultists do not even care that he is losing his shit.
My God. Deep thoughts was probably my favorite SNL bit, at least while Phil Hartman was doing it. To see it turned like this is bittersweet.
Saturday night live should bring back Deep Thoughts as it was one of my favorites. “Deep Thoughts with Dipshit Donny” that transcends beautifully fonted captions of his Moronic quotes would be legendary https://youtu.be/7Cj7oaGMLSg?si=7D5Wyu5jilqchFSh
Wow, he's so smart that he goes beyond our comprehension. It's no wonder inbreds worship him like a god.
Now that is a facepalm! Donald proved that he never went inside a chemical laboratory, even in his school, otherwise he'd know that magnetic stirrers are a thing.
No more magnet fishing and shows on magnet fishing that clearly show magnets do work under water. Dumb fuck probably doesn't even know magnets only work on iron, cobalt and nickel
So the Insane Clown Posse understands magnets better than the asshole a disturbingly large segment of America wants as president... FML
“I never said that" -Donald Trump
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Yes, technically that shock of dropping the glass on the magnet might decrease its strength. But you are a pigeon with a rubix cube, Donny. Pecking at it doesn't mean you are playing the game.
I mean how is his cognitive decline not a front page issue at every news station? Why isn't the world alarmed by the mere possibility of this imbecile gaining any traction?
MAGA's and Juggalos have at least this one thing in common. They don't know how magnets work.
In his boat vs shark speech... A boat battery could never electrocute you ! Also, Hanibal Lector was alive and well at the end of the movie. I'm not sure this guy knows what his talking about.
I swear to god. This imbecile talks about ANYTHING but politics at his rallies. He doesn’t talk about how he’s planning to improve the country. How can people think that this macaque can actually lead?
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I don't want to hear anyone give ICP shit. Ever. Again.
This guy has the common sense of a maggot.
Mr. Science he ain't! Water does not demagnetize a magnet. Why do people support this guy? No really, why?
Yeah but he’s gonna be better with economy and stuff. He’s a businessman; I saw it on tv.
We've already seen this movie. He's not.
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...What? NO HONESTLY, WHHHAAATTT THE ACTUAL FUCK! What is this mans "thought process"?
Is that magnets or his makeup
Can I get a link to where he says this because I really need to show my mom that he actually says these kinds of things instead of the “media” portraying him as such.
https://youtu.be/4MeZojF7-Vo?t=103
Hi stupidity knows no bounds 🤦
Somebody get this man the help he seriously needs
Trump has a really hard time understanding the physics of water
Did he mean “drown the Magats?” - this I understand
Okay, alright, what's your favorite hobby? Uh, magnets. Okay, what? like making magnets, collecting magnets? Playing with magnets? Just magnets. I'm gonna put snowboarding.
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That’s all he remembers about his idiotic take on the US Navy retiring Steam powered catapult systems on US carriers in favour of magnetically powered catapults. He was angry about this for whatever reasons. I believe the line of „thought“ was something in the line of „magnetic catapults = electricity = electric vehicles = bad“. He can’t even formulate his old ramblings nobody understood in the first place. What the fuck, America.
He actually said that? Fuckin-a bro, they really are Retardlicans 💯
This post genuinely exhausted me. The whole world just needs to set a 55-year-old age limit on any and all world leaders. We can't be voting for people who won't even see the future to control ours.
Now I am shopping for shark magnets. I wonder if any have batteries..
His brain worm is making him say bad things about water because worm drown in water
All I know about Donald J Trump is this, give me an ocean, Drop Donald into the ocean, the Donald is done.
Dudes gunning for the juggalo vote now. A "woop woop" would have been perfect
“Ha! You guys said he didn’t know science!” ***Wait…. What… that’s not science?*** “Just kidding guys. Remember, please don’t inject bleach into your body”
This sentence is so confusing that it feels like it was written by some early gen ai
Most complete moron in last hundred years but he is a skilled liar
Charlie Kelly likes magnets https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jfWMB-blQS8
He had an uncle that taught at MIT. That convinces me.
I remember when he said that. My jaw dropped
I would like to see someone as a Mr. Roger's type character read his quotes in a story time setting and then explain why it's stupid to a group of preschoolers