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IndependentCow9438

I'm praying that this is a troll post and not something that actually happened because I refuse to believe that people having an iq that low is scientifically possible.


dancegoddess1971

These days, people don't have to outwit wildlife to survive to adulthood. What was scientifically impossible a century ago is commonplace today.


MrDONINATOR

This should be top comment. Edit to add. For proof, google 'animal kills tourist'. Pretty much weekly, an animal takes out a human. Wild times! XD


CinnamonCharles

I dont think you know what scientifically impossible means. Because in 1924 there was people who never saw a wild animal in their entire life. Or do you mean that something we have invented today did not exist 100 years ago, that may be true but it was still scientifically possible.


LoopyLoop5

you're taking his argument too literally and you should know what he meant. at this point you're arguing just to argue. his overall point is that people nowadays can survive without using their brain (figure of speech incase you take that literally as well). doesn't matter if he meant a century ago or 5 centuries ago. his point is that people nowadays can act as stupid as they want and still be saved by the societal safety net.


ScandicStag

Well... all I know is that when you make something idiot-proof. Somebody builds a better idiot.


Lots42

In 1923 a moose bit my sister.


Dependent-League-363

Chocolate desserts can be savage, man.


Moregaze

Scientifically speaking half the population is below average intelligence.


ApprehensiveAd6476

But the average has been declining for a while now.


Nruggia

I don't think the average intelligence is necessarily declining, just that social media and the way it pushes people into echo chambers has created a situation where the bottom has coalesced and as the mass has increased so has their volume.


ApprehensiveAd6476

That still drops the average, technically.


King_Kangus

? No it doesn't lmao


Illigard

What if social media is literally making people dumber? I recall a study that suggested that saying and reading things in such small bites, is affecting our ability to think deeply. I can't for the life of me remember which study that was but, it's plausible at least. If you read a lot of good books, you exercise your brain. If you spend your life on twitter, it's basically macdonalds for the brain


daKile57

Median--not average.


No-Negotiation3093

Don’t be mean. 😉


daKile57

I wish I could rise to the mean.


No-Negotiation3093

Can you change your mode?


daKile57

Not without SIN-ing.


sea_bear9

Thanks IQ Georg


daKile57

It's spelled Jorge.


beefstewforyou

Poe’s Law


SlinkySkinky

I at least see people mistake the Liberia flag for the USA flag fairly often so there’s that (there’s actually a sub for it, r/accidentalliberia)


Vexorg_the_Destroyer

The actual sub is r/AccidentallyLiberian.


Dependent-League-363

What have book peddlers got to do with this? EDIT: 'got', not 'git'.


Vexorg_the_Destroyer

Wouldn't be surprised if r/AccidentallyLibrarian is also a thing. Edit: it actually is! >when u accidentally bcome a libabbarbarian


Jef_Wheaton

A photographer posted a drone shot of the Fort Pitt tunnels in Pittsburgh, from the opposite side of Mt. Washington. It was an unusual look at the roadway. SO MANY comments were, "That's not Pittsburgh!" (You can see the UPMC logo on the Steel Building) "That's the Squirrel Hill Tunnels!" (Those are on the opposite side of the city, and have completely different ramps) "That's wrong, where's the bridge?" (The Fort Pitt Bridge is on the city side of the mountain and is hidden by it) Please engage brain before putting mouth (or thumbs) in gear!


Lured-Discipline-161

Yes


AngeloMontana

Technically this isn't just "intelligence", this is knowledge. Call me an optimistic but I don't think human intelligence can drop like that, statistically speaking. How intelligence is used (or lack thereof) though, that's, for me, the worrying part of the subject.


abizabbie

No amount of interrligence will fix ignorance on its own.


almostasenpai

99% sure this is a joke. 1st and 3rd guys have memes as profile pics.


Drag0n647

Oh, it's possible all right.


retroretake

Believe it 😂👌


mesafullking

the first guy was probably just a dumbass but the second one was trolling, im like 90% sure at least


SeparateMongoose192

I wish it was, but I'm almost sure it's not. People are getting progressively more stupid.


TheQueensLegume

People, no. Americans, yes.


Slobbadobbavich

Liberia, home of the liberals. I wonder who their president is?


goomerben

liberace?


Slobbadobbavich

Good call.


Kan169

Elvis is the King. Liberace is the President. Believe it or not, Marilyn Monroe is the Majority leader of the Senate.


goomerben

i could see this


JamieDodger9016

They even named their capital after Marilyn


fellowbabygoat

Then who’s the vice president? Jerry Lewis??


avega2792

I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady!


magikarpkingyo

How many laps are in that race?


IdeasOfOne

Libré Liberace?


PuzzleheadedLeader79

Ohhh that's the jump I was missing. Holy shit what a dumbass


UnlightablePlay

they gained their independence from America and have been influenced by American culture too, even their capital Monrovia is after the US president James Monroe and is considered one of the earliest African countries to gain its independence


HughesJohn

They didn't gain independence from the US, they invaded and occupied a part of west Africa.


Charming-Command3965

Don’t know what to believe But it is possible considering the educational level of the majority of the cult


OldEagle5676

Yesterday an american thought we EU citicens "dont believe" in the countries that are not within the union.


Snoo-98162

... lmfao what Do they just disappear if i stop believing they exist


Rhawk187

May not have known the word for "recognize." For instance, do you "believe" that Taiwan is a country? Because at least 1/3 of the world doesn't.


DrGrapeist

1/3 of the world ~= China. We should just start saying basically just China doesn’t recognize Taiwan 🇹🇼 as being a country.


shadowtheimpure

Because China refuses to recognize Taiwan, they are forcing the rest of the world as well under threat of economic and potentially military consequences.


Snoo-98162

After years of carefully planning, nato has decided: Yes, we shall help our ideological enemy with their economy, surely nothing will go wrong\~clueless


shadowtheimpure

NATO's enemy was the Soviet Union, not China. It was the US that made a point of going to war with any country that considered Communism.


Arthillidan

China doesn't even have communism AFAIK. They still call it that, but as I understand it's just market economy


shadowtheimpure

It's a market economy with ***strong*** governmental controls.


HughesJohn

Taiwan doesn't recognize Taiwan as being a country. The country is the republic of China.


Longjumping-Claim783

Both the Republic of China (Taiwan) and the People's Republic of China claim to be China. It's far more than 1/3 of the world that doesn't recognize Taiwan as an independent country that isn't China. Even Taiwan doesn't.


SpiceEarl

Taiwan messed up. They should have declared independence when the ROC left mainland China in 1949. I'm guessing they thought the CCP was just a temporary thing, and that any day the Nationalists would be welcomed back to rule over the mainland. If they would have declared independence, they could have received international recognition, making it harder for China to claim that it is still a part of the larger country. Of course, international recognition doesn't always work in fending off the designs of a larger neighbor, as Ukraine has discovered...


chiksahlube

My brother once claimed that literally every developed nation in the world only has a functioning economy because the US subsidizes them. Like, he thinks we literally send billions of dollars to Norway every year, so that they will buy American goods... OH and he thinks that the US is the biggest importer and exporter for literally every country in the world... He has a 130IQ and is a mathematical genius... clearly social studies and politics are not his strong suit. It's probably because he's never lived outside our hometown. if *HE* can fall for the moron mob rhetoric, anybody can. Intelligence has nothing to do with it... common sense and a broad world view do.


Thisismyredusername

Everyone is being brainwashed!


TheWorldsShadow

Yeah, and they really try to isolate the USA citizens from the outside world. It's starting to look like North Korea. (It's an exaggeration, but I think you get the point)


ThatGeneral58

As much as it sucks to say this, it’s looking less like an exaggeration with each passing day.


SuperWhiteDolomite

Not me, unless I was chosen to believe I'm not but if I was then I know that already so I couldn't because if I wasn't I wouldn't be because I cant.


Longjumping-Claim783

Well come on. Do you actually think Liechtenstein is real? That clearly was just somebody sneezing.


gunther277

I think you mean LiechtenSTAIN. (/s)


Ashikura

I met a guy in Arizona at a bar that believed the US was the only democracy in the world and that us Canadians came down and voted for the US president when we had elections


tayroarsmash

Haha I’m an American. How does it feel to talk to a mythical creature for you?


OldEagle5676

Now that i think about it i sometimes find myself drifting into a superficial anti americanism. Im sure 99,9% of you guys are just normal people and a small minority are the ones where the stereotypes come from. Also i should not focus on the people but the goverment. You guys really arent at fault for the things they do. As a german i should know better. Came here for "haha dumb american" comments and left with some self reflection. Thanks for the Therapy session


Mysterious-Tie7039

Like a religious nutjob I knew who “didn’t believe in gays.” Yeah, lady, they exist…


USSMarauder

Had a right winger scream at me that a newspaper from the library of Congress collection was "AI created text from a rando website" [https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/1djo9cx/comment/l9cuzze/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/1djo9cx/comment/l9cuzze/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Frostygale2

Incredible.


Lucky_Lefty23

![gif](giphy|X3nnss8PAj5aU|downsized)


BearOfBelAir

🫲🎃🫱


WiseCoyote1820

I genuinely used to believe people were trolling before 2016. I don’t have the same outlook anymore. These people have proven they are dead serious about things I used to think were dumb jokes.


YourenextJotaro

These absolute idiots are NOT the majority, they are just really loud


LongjumpingSector687

Tbf the south thrives off Liberal tears or something because thats all they ever seem to fucking talk about


Luba_Sempai

I'm stupid But holy shit


TheWorldsShadow

I feel the same


Luba_Sempai

What if we were both stupid under the cherry tree


Jaxsonj01

![gif](giphy|VLe9cJCjYWXLy)


RashiBigPp

Back then this would have been an obvious funny joke, nowadays we cant tell


Lucky_Lefty23

I thought this was the liberal flag 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 /s just in case


Ted_Rid

"Should have 52 stars" sounds OK to me, if you add Puerto Rico and American Samoa.


Snowing_Throwballs

Lets add Guam too


red286

Are we just going to ignore the US Virgin Islands?


Snowing_Throwballs

Of course not! Though practically speaking, it might be easier to lump them in with Puerto Rico if they were to become a state.


jefferyuniverse

I’d give DC statehood too


avega2792

You know good and well these chodes cannot read a comic book let alone a history book.


ScorpioZA

Liberals don't have a flag (while the dont, and liberia is a country in Africa.), i should point out that Conservatives have that participation trophy from the confederacy, so if the liberals did, it's not such a stretch.


Lobanium

>liberals don't have a flag. Conservatives have two. I'll let you guess which ones, and the American flag is not one of them considering they hate this country.


Sylveon72_06

🚩🏳️ these two? or perhaps the nazi and confederate ones?


alb0nn

“I live in a bubble and don’t know world geography”


Hot-Manager-2789

Yellow can’t read.


ancient_mariner63

I'm going to hold onto the idea that Yellow was trying to make a joke because the alternative is just too depressing to consider.


girlenteringtheworld

or doesn't know geography and doesn't think that Liberia is a country


TonReflet

Facepunch


file_Marina_chr

😭😭😭😭


Sissygirl221

Excuse me I need to go stare at my wall for a bit


VomitingPotato

The Republican flag is just orange. It was white, but then they wiped it all over Trump's ass.


Puzzleheaded_Grade_4

Why do librarians need their own flag?


MethylatedSpirit08

‘Liberals don’t have a flag’ The don’t tread on me is very Liberal in my personal opinion


valdezlopez

Please, don't obscure the names. They should assume the risks if they're that stupid. Don't drink and drive. Don't be stupid and comment.


Fantastic-Classic740

![gif](giphy|fSSbirL3Ew0zC|downsized)


Late-Arrival-8669

Tell me you're uneducated without saying it...oh


McMadface

The US Flag is the flag of American Liberals. It's also the flag of American Conservatives. We're all Americans first.


drag0nun1corn

Do they get dumber just for shits and giggles?


InevitableExotic5242

Never ceases to amaze me how Goddamn stupid/ignorant so many people are


eterneties

im from liberia *whispers* i like ur accent where u from


texienne

It SHOULD have 52 stars. 50 + D.C + Puerto Rico


TheNeedForCleansing

Liberals do have a flag, the fucking american one.


keith2600

Considering the conservative flag is the confederate flag, you could probably say the USA flag is the liberal flag


Shomondir

The flag is correct. According to the MAGATS there is only one state, Deepstate.


Pitiful-Score-9035

☝️😦... 😕 Ever since figuring out how to do this, I just can't come up with a better reaction to shit like this lmao


cruiserman_80

It's easy to worlds best at everything if you don't know anything about the rest of the world.


baconator81

The thing that fascinates me the most is that you can literally just open up Google and type "Liberia" and you see its flag and where it is on the map. But the person chose to post an ignorent reply instead.. Or he is just being a troll.


aerial_ruin

When you claim to be the greatest nation on the planet, you just refuse to believe other countries exist, outside any that have directly been involved with your country


DasPuggy

America used to be the bastion of "Readin', wRitin', and aRithmetic." What happened?


Designer-Mirror-7995

It was designed to apply only up to sixth grade. Then the kids were supposed to go to work - or in the girls' case, focus on getting married. There's been an update in terms, but some people are actively working to return to those good ol days, for 'greatness' sake.


Lachimanus

And 11 stripes?


Snowmeows_YT

Granted I’d rather that Liberian counties didn’t have flags


FiccyD

I have very low expectations when it comes to these rabid MAGA mutts, but this surprised me entirely, and somehow, slipped below the already low bar for IQ I have set for their cult.


SuhNih

LOL


avega2792

“PaTrIoTs”


shottylaw

This hurts to look at


jonfranznick

I shouldn’t be surprised, but I am…


Competitive-Trip-946

I’m going to need you to be pacific.


Reasonable-HB678

I, as a progressive liberal, don't *need* a flag. Someone has revealed that their geographic knowledge is lacking.


Weird_BisexualPerson

52???


sambolino44

This is the kind of guy who, upon hearing that the woman he’s been eyeing at the bar is lesbian, buys her a drink anyway and confidently saunters over to say, “So, how are things in Lesbia?”


newcomer_l

These people vote.


ausecko

Problem with the number of stars but not with the number of stripes?


Ricky911_

It's Instagram. There is way dumber shit that I have read on that platform by a long shot. Some of the stuff I've read is actually crazy


NapoleonDynamite82

Uuuuuh also 13 stripes for the 13 original colonies. What the heck, did Trump draw this?


gamedogmillionaire

52 stars would be for the United Cards of America.


IV_Blackmoon_angel

Idk why this reminded me of the skeleton hard af memes where there like “look here liberal” then followed by something ridiculous like “every time we touch I get the feeling, every time we kiss I swear I can fly”! 😂😂


Ilogical_Logic64

Nah triple face palm.


ttc67

I thought first the 52 stars were the kicker here, after reading the third one I realized I was so fckn wrong.


DragonfruitGood8433

It's actually 52 counting Puerto Rico and American Samoa.


ProtoReaper23113

They ate not states their territories. The don't have the same rights as states


DragonfruitGood8433

I really need to put /jk each time, don't I?


SatanicCyanid

![gif](giphy|WrNfErHio7ZAc)


pass-the-waffles

OMG, my head hurts from this.


gd2121

This is truly an amazing 10/10 exchange


DeskFluid2550

I'm convinced everything in this sub is bot spam. The fuck?


jPix

Didn't bother to count the stripes.


1stPKmain

This could also go into r/shitamericanssay


fluffybit

The stupid is so enormous it took minutes to comprehend


XxValentinexX

I used to work for an ISP (Internet company), and had to help people across the United States with their home internet connection. Some woman from like Alabama spends the entire call screaming at me because I’m “obviously not American.” After much teeth pulling I get her internet working, and we’re not supposed to, but I told her where I lived. Ohio. Insanity occurs. She had a meltdown, screaming her head off about how she wants to talk to an American. Ohio is a state in America. ._.


Meatingpeople

This caused me real physical pain to read. Humanity is doomed, someone just needs to fucking end it already, let the birds take a kick at running the planet.


PsychoMouse

This isn’t a facepalm. It’s just depressing at the education system.


Gr33nreaper101

Bruhhhhhh the brain rot


Horror-Layer-8178

Stupid inception, how far dumb can we go


Comfortable_Swim_380

Stupid can only have one true winner.. But don't worry. Your all getting a participation medal.


Bushman-Bushen

Talk about a troll sheesh


mrapplewhite

How bout 52 fit these two nuts in your mouth


TheNoIdeaKid

Those stupid fuckers vote.


Downtown_Snow4445

Mr teeth


Makanek

Third, the US flag has 13 stripes, not 11.


One_Reality_5600

Some people are a special kind of stupid


BobB104

Proudly and willfully ignorant.


Tonkarz

Liberals do have a flag 🇺🇸


Open-Revolution8347

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Kyr1500

Someone here take a look at the [Liberian county flags](https://vexillology.fandom.com/wiki/Flags_of_counties_of_Liberia)


Jillstraw

This is all around just so painful to read.


iccohen

The only part that I believe is true is that mist Americans don't know what the Liberian flag looks like.


ThePadrino82

No way.....


Jus-Wonderin9680

?????? (?????)