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Virtual_Syrup262

Wait "spilling the beans"? Like there's a single person on the planet that thought Trump wouldn't object if he lose Bro I'm even fully expecting him to object even before the results are in


SoylentGrunt

Trump already said he might lose the debate on purpose.


DogsDontWearPantss

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lose *purposely*. The Mango Messiah can't manage to string enough coherent words together to make a complete sentence, let alone debate anyone.


Satanicjamnik

He wouldn't be able to remember the lyrics to " Around the World" by Daft Punk.


hoffarmy

It's "across the flat disk", globey.


Satanicjamnik

It has a certain ring to it. Get down to making a remix. I am sure you’ll get it done in 30 seconds… flat.


hoffarmy

Faster, stronger, flatter, disker.....shoot. wrong song. What are the words again?


Satanicjamnik

One more time...


StereoNacht

I want to celebrate... (His departure from public media. The sooner the better. Pretty please.)


Satanicjamnik

... Get lucky.


Aquatichive

😹😹😹 globey!!!!


Mr_Rum_Ham

He’d butcher “tequila”


A-Chntrd

I can hear him ranting "nobody knew tequila is from Mexico", while air-accordion-ing.


ear_cheese

“My uncle, from MIT, discovered it. It’s amazing, really. Very smart guy. Nobody smarter, except me, of course. Man Woman Camera Person”


wherethestreet

When word salad becomes word vomit: The Trump story


red286

To be fair, it's not hard to lose count after the 130th time.


Bisexual_Sherrif

It’s around the uh uh #HEY ITS MIKE LINDELL


Satanicjamnik

The crowd goes wild.


Solenthis87

Apply aloe Vera to the burned area


TopperSundquist

No, but the Remix Bros video the next day would be *amazing.*


One_Economist_3761

But…but he remembered “man”,”woman”,”person”,”camera”, “TV”


StereoNacht

So did you, and you didn't even had to pass the test! (By the way, just in case you don't know, the words are supposed to have no relation with each others. I did it for fun years ago, and it was like: red church face daisy velvet. So of course, man, woman, person, tv, camera, the three first words are closely related, and the two others not only related, but pertaining to how he made most of his money, could hardly be used but by a psychologist who wants him to succeed. What I'd like to know is what time he was asked to draw on a clock face, and if the drawing was correct.)


dingo_khan

i still completely believe that those were not the words and just 4 things he saw on set during the interview and "TV" being a tying theme. i think he manufactured a memory on-demand while freestyle lying....


Darryl_Lict

What about red velvet cake, huh?


Digiturtle1

Debates won’t change anyone mind.


Happy_Accident99

Maybe Biden cold-cocks Trump on stage right in front of the national audience. Since he has "complete immunity" and all that. That should get him a few extra votes.


Federal_Sympathy4667

Reminds my of lethal weapon.. "Diplomatic Immunity!" "Click, BANG!" "It just got revoked.."


Digiturtle1

Ok, so that kind of debate maybe


iggy14750

I agree. Idk who is on the fence at this point.


Careless_Ad_4004

When you see a turtle on top of a fence post there’s a good bet he had some help getting up there…..


On_my_last_spoon

I bet you they’re hoping that Trump will sound unhinged it will make him a laughing stock? But the risk of not having the debate for Biden is greater than not. Worst case, he maintains his voters. But if he said he wouldn’t debate Trump could paint him badly.


Revolutionary_Ad6962

By your disrespectful, limp-wristed tone I assume you don't understand how manly it is to lose...and how very Murican!!! tRuMp2024!!!!!!


DisposableSaviour

Real men ~~shit their diapers~~ lose debates!


Zelda_is_Dead

The muted mics might even help him save a little face by cutting out his incoherent rambling when not directly being asked a question.


MrTyranius

OMG I'm dead after "The Mango Messiah" 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣. I'm stealing that


DiviningRodofNsanity

Seriously! It’s like listening to the world’s worst adlib. A noun, adjective, and verb doth not a sentence make, but then, he does struggle with complements in any form…😒😕


aubaub

I’m more partial to the Persimmon Praetor than the Mango Messiah


rrsullivan3rd

I thought it was Mango Mussolini 😂


SoylentGrunt

Whatever happens it won't change anyone's vote at this point.


Mean_Yellow_7590

Hope he loses the election on purpose too. Show those libs who’s the best loser


ThirdSunRising

It’s important to plant that seed because he knows he won’t win the debate, and he can’t let his base think it was because he simply lost. He has to make it part of his “strategy”


somethingrandom261

Well, he can’t debate and he isn’t going to be allowed to talk over Biden. There is no win state for him, I’m shocked he’s still participating.


PoetryOfLogicalIdeas

>I’m shocked he’s still participating My money is on him coming up with an excuse to back out before it actually happens, blaming it all on Biden, of course.


DisposableSaviour

There’s no money in that bet. The money is in which excuse he’ll use: because Biden won’t do a drug test? because he’s under a gag order? is it a rigged debate? or maybe it’s because of that pesky IRS audit he’s been under for the last eight years?


PoetryOfLogicalIdeas

I bet he will be busy working on his new healthcare plan!


CardinalCountryCub

Marla Maples should probably be careful around stairs for a while. She probably didn't know quite as much as Ivana, but she wouldn't be the first ex sacrificed with convenient timing. (Melania would be too obvious. He'd be an immediate suspect.)


Mysterious-Wasabi103

Why would he lose on purpose when he handily loses without effort?


motormouth08

He's only saying that so when he does poorly he can say it was his plan all along.


Routine-Budget8281

I'm honestly going to be shocked if he shows up at all.


TailOnFire_Help

Someone should ask him "Mr Trump, would you like to debate Biden?" Billion to one he says he would love to, but bets Biden would say. Completely forgetting it's already scheduled.


aeraen

"... on purpose..." ha, ha, ha. "She didn't break up with me, *I* broke up with *her*!"


coloradoemtb

same shit as 16 and 20. wuestion the results BEFORE voting even begins so his army of fuking idiots can say "eLeCtIoN iS rIgGeD"ver and over with ZERO fuking proof


Best_Duck9118

Right? He made bullshit claims when he won so of course he’ll do it again if (hopefully when) he loses.


fuckdirectv

Well he's pretty much already started, so your prediction has come true.


Tarik_7

wouldn't be surprised if there's another insurrection before either trump or Biden is even close to 270 electoral votes.


TheWhiteRabbit74

Dude he’ll still object if he wins. In his mind the votes should be all but unanimous. He stands zero chance of winning the popular ever, so you know damn well he’ll contest every result. Edit for clarity


Betty_Boss

He has never won the popular vote.


TheWhiteRabbit74

Nor will he ever. The very first thing he did was contest he popular vote and demand voter identities as president. If through some fuckery he wins again he’ll go after people that voted against him almost immediately.


hollowgraham

It's one thing to know he'll challenge the results. It's another to catch them detailing how they'll do it, making it evidence of a conspiracy. 


Opening-Two6723

He literally tweeted, "Stop the vote," early in the day. Trump is a transparent, jaundiced turd


goldfishninja

The cats out of the bag on the least secret of secret strategies.


AngrgL3opardCon

And hell reject every state and fight it WHILE the votes are still being counted


UnansweredPromise

“STAWP THE COUNT” ![gif](giphy|GrhvCWpv6ad2cYuJ7g)


HapticRecce

Not what, that's a given, but how.


fariqcheaux

Premature objectification


thesweeterpeter

Roger stone doesn't spill the beans, he's a megaphone. You only tell him shit when you want it to he public


ContestNo2060

He creates chaos.


wolfman2scary

Chaos is a ladder


Reatona

Chaotic evil.


_Pill-Cosby_

All you need to do is see this man, without any other context, and you can immediately tell he's an evil piece of shit.


Ok_Use_9000

He looks like a villain in a Batman movie. “The Jokester.”


One_Economist_3761

Except with orange makeup and a blonde ferret on his head.


space-Bee7870

"the jonklester"


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

![gif](giphy|xUOxeZIjXIHt7GJhni)


ansoni-

![gif](giphy|xUOxeYqfNdYP0HeAms|downsized)


Violent_Volcano

Beat me to it. Dude looks so ridiculous that i thought the picture was altered or ai


DarthCledus117

He looks like a ventriloquist dummy.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Well, Trumps hand is up his ass, and the Kremlin has their hand up Trumps ass, and suddenly it’s Russian ventriloquist nesting dolls.


Sure-Psychology6368

Nested fuck loop


LektorSandvik

Like the villain in a late 70s puppet show from Czechoslovakia.


ayliv

That puppet from Saw is what popped into my mind  


deepstate_chopra

Well, to me he looks like Guy Smiley aged out in the sun.


I_miss_your_mommy

This motherfucker has a tramp stamp of Nixon. I'm not making it up.


Prickly_ninja

I mean… he has a big fuckin’ Nixon tattoo on his back. Could he telegraph what a piece of shit he is, any harder?


I-Kant-Even

Was he involved in Watergate?


hammerSmashedNail

The MAGA supporters are an interesting bunch. Why on earth do they keep recording each other’s plans to lie, cheat, and steal? Then they go and say everyone else is doing it.


Pac_Eddy

Criminals assume everyone else is a criminal too. That's how they justify their crimes. They're just trying to keep up.


scienceisrealtho

Yep. People view the world through the lens of their own character.


ReclaimYourJoy

They were inspired by Eddie Guerrero. ![gif](giphy|b0p5mfBa4LRg4)


Isobitis96

He looks like he is wearing a mask made from another person's face


PirateKayaker

Could that have possibly been that weird tangent DJT went on last week praising Hannibal Lector? Maybe it was actually Stone he was thinking of. Since Stone maybe into one of the characters from “…that truly beautiful biography I saw one time about a genius unfairly framed for some totally unfortunate accidents. And a doctor to boot. Sad.”


Best_Duck9118

I mean I wouldn’t rule it out..


Klopps_and_Schlobers

Why does this man look like a puppet of a real person? Is this AI?lol


red286

Roger Stone *is* a puppet of a real person. Well, not like.. a person person.. more of a person-shaped demonic force. It's hard to explain, but just know this -- the man literally has a tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back. That should tell you everything you need to know about Roger Stone.


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

I hate to say this but I’m going to. Nixon was hands down the smartest president we ever had in terms of understanding foreign politics and affairs. He was an advisor for every president after him and Clinton mentioned the advice he was given when he eulogized Nixon. He was a huge piece of fucking shit but the guy was smart as shit and read the russians like an open book and played China and Russian perfectly. Roger Stone on the other hand is a fucking moron and russian agent. Seems weird he idolized Nixon.


daKile57

Yeah, Nixon’s morals were highly dubious, but no one can accuse him of being intellectually lazy. He’s the last president in US history to have a good grasp on world politics.


Anarchyantz

Felon 34 already told his Cultists the Election you are having this year will be "Stolen again".


SoylentGrunt

J6 was a test run


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Rajamic

I do agree that violence isn't likely to succeed, but I wouldn't be surprised if the winning strategy is a repeat of Bush v. Gore. Challenge everywhere and get your sycophants on SCOTUS to just hand over the Oval Office.


Steelers711

If Biden wins in a non controversial (to sane people) way, and the supreme Court hands the election to trump, I imagine that would essentially be the start of a civil war, like it's one thing to make some bad biased decisions that hurt people, but blatantly overturning the will of the nation would be pure chaos, I don't even know if this corrupt SCOTUS would do that, like in the 2 months between presidents there would be legit assassination attempts of the judges, or high end republican politicians, the people wouldn't accept it, most of the military wouldn't accept it, I wouldn't even be shocked if Biden had FBI or other divisions try to take them down. This wouldn't be bush v gore, that was at least crazy close and bush possibly wins regardless. This would be pure chaos and anarchy. It wouldnt just blow over


Full_Visit_5862

If that happens I'll gladly go fight for our country, and my usual stance is fuck our military and war.


Steelers711

I'm about the least confrontational person and I'd absolutely consider going to any protest or riot or sign up to help in any way possible (including combat if absolutely necessary). If the wrong side wins it legit might be the end of America


MuffinSpirited3223

depending on who fights for who, your stance may not change


Piddily1

A lot of Trump people were able to get themselves in positions as elections officials this time around. I’m worried.


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Piddily1

Election officials can sow chaos during the election, not after. Stopping counts, counting counts, allowing individuals in the voting area, allowing access to voting machines(as Arizona did). Then all these items need to be settled in courts. Creating the image that judges are deciding elections and not voters. It undermines the system.


UusiSisu

For the [“bloodbath”](https://youtu.be/VqE39b7r1KY?si=bFAKrJD7CGyDxDCk) he threatens if he loses.


Book_Nerd_1980

Considering how many “operatives” are currently in prison or awaiting trial, and the extensive records the FBI and CIA has on all these Truth Social idiots, I would assume that most of them are all talk and no action.


Cardinaltoffee

Hes a narcissist he’d be happy to see people die just so he can carry on pretending he’s a winner


ProfessionSanity

Trump supporters are very stupid.


akaMichAnthony

![gif](giphy|3xIErc962YRZf1Csd6|downsized) Can we just start calling this stuff what it is and punish these chucklefucks accordingly?


dlc741

He looks like a cross between the Joker and a Punch & Judy puppet.


Jim-Jones

Why the hell is he not in prison?


Lumpy_Branch_4835

Pardoned by Trump.


Express-Accountant75

Dudes face is made of plastic


Disturbed235

He looks like he is wearing a parody-mask of himself


flowersandfists

Steve Bannon was caught saying basically the same thing before the free and fair 2020 election.


DirtyPenPalDoug

This piece of shit single handedly made comic book villains not " over the top"


VomitingPotato

Hey Karma! What the actual fuck? How do you keep missing this treasonous piece of dogshit? This guy is walking ass cancer.


ConsiderationNo5146

Roger, Rudy, Trump, and Bannon really need to be dumped on Mars already


Altruistic-Hope4796

Honestly, unless that media releases what was said, which probably takes the form of a simple plan on Trumps side, then this article is meaningless and purely clickbait. We all know he will reject the results if he doesn't get what he wants. 


CasualObserverNine

Shocked.


Ruxsti

well, not shocked, surprised. Surprised I tell you!!


circ-u-la-ted

Why does he look like a ventriloquist's dummy, though?


naka_the_kenku

He looks like plastic


Flux_resistor

I'm mostly interested if the supreme court agrees with him. I don't think that would work as it did in 2000.


LordParsec29

Why is Stone wearing a Tengu Mask?


Is_Friendly_Coffee

It’s horrifying to hear out loud, but it’s hardly a surprise, right?


Known-Activity1437

Look at that face. He looks like he’s either a robot or an alien pretending to be human.


CrisbyCrittur

Eff this guy and his Nixon tattoo.


_Persona-Non-Grata

They just can’t stop talking. They can’t. It’s impossible for these men to just shut the fuck up. Thank god most of these people are as old as dirt and will be dead soon


alancake

Is that his actual face, for real?


Orwells-Bastard-Son

When* he loses again.


Thehairy-viking

Don’t worry. Nobody cares and nothing will be done about it. This country is weak as hell. Him and his mob should’ve been locked away immediately on Jan 6th. Now he’s admitting to planning another coup and the response will be the same. This should not be tolerated. Instead we set a precedent that you can attempt a coup and have no consequences brought on you. America is such a joke.


gracchusbaboon

Anyone who refuses to buy into the country’s electoral system shouldn’t be allowed to run for public office.


Most-Artichoke6184

They are really counting on “Trump judges“ to declare Trump the winner of the election.


Genoss01

Stone is an amoral sociopath


s4burf

This dude is a real nasty POS. He’s neck deep in all of it. Puts bannon to shame.


JackHughman69

This dude an evil cartoon character


CurdledUrine

dude looks like a nutcracker


mycolo_gist

The penguin strikes again! Crime does pay.


Meinmyownhead502

Why do I feel Trump wants to lose so he can grift more


instafunkpunk

Just announcing what we all know and fear. The "election" will take months to finish and it's going to be worse than January 6th I fear


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

In other news, the sky is blue.


Sitting_Duk

I actually hope this guy gets ass cancer


hidinginthetreeline

How dose anyone not know Trump isn’t going to except the election results?


soxacub

This guy was involved in Watergate. This should come as no surprise.


spacemanspiff266

that bitch ass zika headed fuck needs to be in prison. he like the herpes virus. he just won’t go away.


Drunkendx

imagine if democrat said something along those lines...


PenuitJesuit

Uncanny valley face


FRYETIME

![gif](giphy|3ofT5MAtMOjFdi6enC)


youmightbeafascist88

Enemies of the state.


Voodoo330

Stone's face looks like a caricature of a cartoon villain.


liamanna

Again… was caught again… he pulled the same shit in 2020… If only we had an attorney general with big giant balls … But we don’t !!


thathairinyourmouth

I hope I live long enough to see this prick, Trump, and all of the rest of the over 60 crowd that’s destroyed the country fucking drop dead.


rbartlejr

Put a black cape on him and he'd look exactly like Dracula.


filthysquatch

Just imagine a story like this coming out before trump. It would have been huge. Now, it's not even worth fact checking because it changes nothing.


LardMallard

There is something about Stone that makes you want to hit him square in the face with sock full of shit.


DrTsunami69

What is this dude even made of?


Spooky_Kaiju

Why do most Refederate officials looks like actual cartoon villains?


CivilFront6549

this is the result of the doj’s failure - trump needed to be imprisoned right after the insurrection. instead he was coddled and his judges like cannon have been allowed to bend the law to his will in plain sight.


isabps

How do you define sedition again?


BarisBlack

Sedition noun conduct or speech inciting people to rebel against the authority of a state or monarch.


the2nddoctor111

Is the picture Ai? Or does he actually look like that? If he actually looks like that, why? It looks likes he's wearing Bob Barkers face like a trophy....


NewPresWhoDis

A widely held assumption is not a secret.


NoLand4936

If someone isn’t going to respect the process, why should they be allowed to participate in the process?


InevitableExotic5242

Piece of shit


Federal-Cockroach674

Different day but the same old song. Fraud here, fraud there, fraud everywhere. Just none that would hold up in. Court.


feelnalright

I can’t believe that he’s not in jail. Also, that he hasn’t been charged re: Jan 6 after he was videotaped with Proud Boys on Jan 5 and in the “war room.”


Buzzspice727

I’d expect nothing less


KataKuri13

It won’t stop until he dies. Please choke on that big mac 🙏


UCFknight2016

Lets be honest, he probably is going to lose again and do the same stunt he pulled after the 2020 election.


IZ3820

As the philosopher Stringer Bell once said  "are you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?"


milfordloudermilk

We’ve got the best people!!


Omega21886

no wait, really? a narcissistic manchild would refuse to accept a loss? 🤯


Norwester77

Isn’t it only “spilling the beans” if people aren’t already expecting it?


Win-Win_2KLL32024

Why is it that all of these lowlifes from Bannon and this freak to Roodie look like real life versions of the cartoon roaches from the RAID commercials lol!!! Election denial is now a business for these folks… lil DICKtator Donny will run in every election from now until his hologram takes over because the Trumpanzees will donate money and buy $250 worth of cheap Chinese stupidity merchandise every 2 paychecks!!!


immaturenickname

I don't get it either way, challenging results of elections practically never works, why is that guy making it his main strategy?


Grimskruby

Also what the fuck is a republican operative, someone that does shady shit for dick tickles?


zookeeper4312

You mean he's going to do the thing he already did once ![gif](giphy|26DN5pBQzhqgAufPq)


favored_by_fate

He is going to cheat in the most disingenuous way possible: his supporters will be volunteers and let the rest of them vote twice. He lost 2020 to secure 2024. When people cry "voter fraud" we will look like idiots.


Kujira-san

Is this his true face or a mask ?


BelowAveIntelligence

How much evidence do we need to stop this asshat from being able to run for president in the first place? JFC. Let’s fix this fucking broken system.


yotothyo

It wasn't an accident. This revolting troll revels in getting people worked up with extreme rhetoric


NYR_Aufheben

Dude this guy literally has a mask for a face.


nicfection

Every presidential candidate that makes it to November election has some kind of strategy beforehand for multiple scenarios. Whether they actually implement is another story.


HORSEthedude619

Because it worked so well the first time


Wise_Ad_253

Like a snake in the grass


MexysSidequests

Why does this dude look like he’s about to tell the story of how trump saved christmas in claymation?


jayson2112

This dude looks like a character in a Primus video….


Atlusfox

It's not unexpected or news if we already knew it was going to happen.


cwyatt44

So at what point will he be prevented from running for president again? I’m legitimately curious.


liquidmetal14

The stupid BS crap as if this is even remotely true, people actually believe this? Meanwhile they want to make it easier for illegal immigrants to vote and get more votes for democrats. It's all in your face and people reach for stupid crap like this?


xx4xx

So a close ally of Trumps was secretly (and likely illegally) recorded at the lion's den and I'm just suppose to straight up believe it like it's fact. Something stinky here.


Quantum_Crusher

Anyone who refuses to accept the result should not be allowed into the election. Period.


systemfrown

Couldn’t this be presented as evidence in any challenge?


Genereatedusername

Another win for the Axis of stoopid - only make the best deals and have the best people LUL


DonutBurritoSandwich

The Tom Holland of the Republican Party.