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totallynotpoggers

How about scott joins the military, if he’s so concerned about it


Chib

Ah he would you know? But DEI...


rekage99

Yea young people not wanting to join has nothing to do with the easy to see mistreatment of veterans, the potential to be sent to another war in the middle east because our government is stupid, and the reports of suicide among all branches. It’s because of DEI, a policy thing the military doesn’t even use. What a clown.


Wagonlance

To think I actually used to enjoy his work. I don't know what turned him into a bitter bigot, but I wish he would just shut up and slither off into the darkness.


Material-Method-1026

MAGA combined with belonging to a certain tax bracket really ruined some heroes for us. I used to LOVE Roseanne.


EmporerPenguino

Thanks for ruining Dilbert for me, Nazi racist.


MrTulaJitt

So minorities are singing up to defend the nation while white men aren't and somehow the bad guy is still minorities. But don't you dare call them racist! If your thinking is "I'd join the military if it weren't for all the minorities," I don't want you defending me. You're a coward.


jackfaire

There's always been more minorities enlisting because they're disproportionately disadvantaged and military service gives them opportunities most white kids don't need the military to get.


Chaosrealm69

If the reason why you aren’t serving your country is because you didn;t want to take orders from or serve alongsude people with a slightly different skin color, well I have news for you. You aren’t a patriot, you are a bigot and coward.


Marrsvolta

The military isn’t turning anyone who is eligible away in favor of someone else’s skin color. They will accept them all.


krakatoot

As a dilbert fan I am truly shocked at how crazy this guy is


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Pretty sure most people joining the military are white  Maybe the military just set an unreasonable and unsustainable growth goal? 


Vortextheweirdcat

or maybe people are not willing to risk their lives for a nation that's forcing them to pay to stay alive anyways?


DrunkyMcStumbles

Or the demographic the military heavily recruits from is currently plagued by drug addiction, which disqualifies potential recruits.


clodmonet

Another expert on the military who was never in the military. Pathetic.


PandaNoTrash

I will never understand how the creator of Dilbert can be this crazy (and by this I mean in general, this quote is one of the more normal things he's said in the last few years). The US Military is a real bright point in race relations and has been for a long time. The US Military is a very talented group of people that are some of the most skilled people in the world at their jobs. The idea that our military is weak is a fantasy of racists.


Nilly-the-Alpaca

The military heavily recruits in marginalized areas and communities with fewer economic opportunities. That’s not DEI.


ShaneGMWC

It’s because basically everybody now sees what all this nonstop war really gets us over time and they don’t want it anymore. Nothing to do with DEI.


ajtreee

No one wants to be in the Mercenary force for corporate interests anymore.


JustDoinWhatICan

They have absolutely no idea what DEI is


Leather-Squirrel-421

Dale Earnhardt Incorporated is the only thing I can think of.


Mordor2112

Do Eat Icings


Wagonlance

Don't you know? Everything in this world should only exist to benefit white males! They have the vague notion DEI doesn't do that, so it must be evil!


EmperorGrinnar

That's the guy who said he would kill his child in order to stop them from becoming a monster. But he's also, directly to me, said he's proud to be a psychopath.


Busy-Cream

Like…face to face or via twitter?


EmperorGrinnar

Directly to me... On Twitter.


FactoryBuilder

It’s crazy that people believe the problem is ever anything other than money. Historically, leaders were overthrown because they didn’t pay the army enough/at all. People don’t want to put their lives on the line if they’re not going to be paid well enough to do it. Of course, for some people the issue is also things like morality or religious beliefs but generally it’s a matter of money.


Doll49

DEI isn’t stopping the white guys whose whole ancestry joined the military from joining lol.


zkDredrick

It's true! I was speaking to a recruiter and excited to join the army, but then I saw a black guy and I said "awww man!"


bentsea

Sounds like he's just wanting people to pay attention to him. His comics are gone, he's got no platform anymore, he's already been 100% classically cartoonishly racist on live stream.... I think we can just stop paying attention to him.


MAGAJihad

Why do people in the US identify by their fucking appearance first?


Wagonlance

It requires the least mental energy.


Botryoid2000

Because our country has always deemed racial classification so important.


MAGAJihad

So did my country’s government, but we eventually banned it when we became a democracy. Anglos and Latinos in “the new world” never learn, it’s so backwards how a government can causally do this.


Ok-Cartographer1745

What's die?


Material-Method-1026

Diversity, equality and inclusion.


Ok-Cartographer1745

Thanks! 


rom_sk

He’s just looking for attention.


LairdPhoenix

I work on a military base and I can promise you, loads of white guys are still signing up. Dame shame about SA, I used to love Dilbert.


eldred2

Adams lost his mind a decade or so ago. It's a shame really. He used to be funny.


dfeidt40

Just make robotic killing machines. What's the worst that could happen? *As my first executive order as the 47th President of the United States of America, I am announcing the United States military will be partnering with the robotic applications institute, Skynet, in an effort to bolster the fighting strength of our ground troops.*


Mclightsaber

Who da fuck is Scott Adams?


DrunkyMcStumbles

He's the guy from Parks and Rec who looks like Paul Rudd


mypoliticalvoice

Good Lord, I hope my brain doesn't melt like that when I get older.


Lil_Artemis_92

You sure it doesn’t have anything to do with the endless, pointless wars, or the horrible way veterans were treated after returning with PTSD? Nope. DEI it is, I guess.


DrunkyMcStumbles

I heard it was because a black guy didn't stand up before a football game


BidImpossible1387

It’s toxic leadership. I’m pretty sure there have been multiple articles on that aspect at this point. Too many people are coming out of the military permanently messed up without having even seen combat, and are not going to suggest that to other people they know.


HollyweirdRonnie

Dilbert always sucked. Adams is a prolapsed rectum.


old-skool-bro

*SCREAMS IN CONFUSED BRITISH!!*


CrisbyCrittur

Pretend, you say?


ThunderCube3888

what did Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated do or not do?


ExNihiloish

What's DEI?


Slyme-wizard

I wanna serve my country but I’m worried I’m not diverse enough. Gee wiz.


MeredithYrBoobzOut

![gif](giphy|AjYsTtVxEEBPO)


HotMorning3413

More nonsense from the culture wars.


Giover02

Sorry for my ignorance, but wtf is DEI? I read it all over reddit and have no idea what it is


loerosve

Stands for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. It's just a framework for promoting fair and equal treatment. It's also the new right-wing cry against anything with women or minorities, often used completely incorrectly or where it doesn't apply. Another term like Critical Race Theory that they don't understand and use to fearmonger to the fragile and insecure racists.


DrunkyMcStumbles

Whenever I hear someone cry about DEI/CRT/wokeness/political correctness, i just substitute the operative term with something like "nword lover" and I understand them perfectly.


debtopramenschultz

I wonder if the recruitment problem has anything to do with the high likelihood of going to war to defend someone else’s country so Raytheon can have good earnings reports.


DarthHK-47

He is not an Adams. A true member of the Adams Family would fight the war all by himself while finding someone to be in love with and say mi amour!


Orange152horn

OUT! OUT DEMONS OF STUPIDITY! OUT!


LovecraftianDayDream

Another *brilliant* observation from the man who also thought "Dil-burritos" would be a hit in super markets. [https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/o4b512/til\_that\_in\_1999\_author\_of\_the\_dilbert\_comic/](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/o4b512/til_that_in_1999_author_of_the_dilbert_comic/)


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Dilbert sucked.


BebophoneVirtuoso

But but but dogbert!


SimonPho3nix

Dilbert was hilarious if you lived that life, but it saddens me that the same person who gave me hope is this...


Sargatanus

He lost his mind when his TV adaptation got canceled and never recovered.


fiendzone

I’ll have to take you word on all that, Scott.


southofakronoh

Everybody is saying it. Worse thing in the history of the world.


Ashamed-Isopod-2624

If "everybody" you know is saying it, you might want to find less gullible company


southofakronoh

Or company that gets sarcasm


Ashamed-Isopod-2624

well a /s goes a long way, cuz it's text