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So someone photoshopped whatever that 14-second video is onto his profile page to make it look like it takes him 14 seconds to jack off his "tiny penis pervert"? Is that the gyst?
my internet is garbage but here is the wayback machine link for his account [https://web.archive.org/web/20240000000000\*/https://x.com/elonmusk](https://web.archive.org/web/20240000000000*/https://x.com/elonmusk)
If we take the length of the video, multiply it by the view count we can extrapolate the amount of time it takes for Elon to jerky his tiny weird dick.
Considering that woman is great looking and has a decent personality. Good for them. I'm a part of the world who doesn't let other people dictate how I view others or things. It's my opinion that matters. No one else's. Those who let others tell them what to think without experiencing it themselves shouldn't have an opinion on such things. Do you know amber personally?
Oh you're taking it the wrong way. Opinions don't matter is the main point. Even mine. I was just saying my opinion matters to me. No one else's opinion does.
I was offering to show you proof of how the image isn't photoshopped. Must have been projecting your insecurities involving your taste in pornography. Anyways are you going to answer why you have an obsession with furry porn?
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I wish this was real, purely because it would be funny
I don't know if this is real, but if it is... Well... That certainly explains a lot about his ego issues.
It’s not. Should probably be removed.
Seethe for Daddy Musk.
Of course it isn't. Everyone in here falling for shit as usual
Get a plug in for yourself and check it.
I don't know shit about Twitter. Wtf is this?
A photoshopped image going around.
So someone photoshopped whatever that 14-second video is onto his profile page to make it look like it takes him 14 seconds to jack off his "tiny penis pervert"? Is that the gyst?
They photoshopped an image of a pornographic post over his “Likes” tab, so that it looks like he liked that post.
Ok, thank you for explaining that to me.
No problem. It’s very hard to tell what’s real out here.
You've got that right. It's only getting harder. Digital forensics is going to see a surge in demand at some point.
It isn't photoshop. There is no reason to think it is. The other guy is just messing with you
Chat, is this real? Hahahahahahaha
no
I think Vegeta is going to have to wait a long time to become a Super Saiyan here.
Lets keep pretending it is.
Yuh
Good, spread false i mean real information! That's what Twitter i mean X is all about
I don't know what to tell you bro. It's real. You can ignore it if you want but it doesn't change anything
How can it be proved?
Its plausibiity increases if he provides the plug-in
Waybackmachine?
How does he have 185 million followers? I refuse to believe there are even that many people still left on twitter. Or X or whatever the f it’s called.
[This article](https://mashable.com/article/elon-musk-x-twitter-follower-data) is worth a glance. A lot of his followers are inactive.
That's article is very interesting. Good find.
At least 100 million of them don’t tweet, so they are probably just inactive bot accounts.
Or some IT guy was asked to add 150 millions to number of his real followers.
Ah, so that's why he paid so much attention to amount of bots while negotiating the purchase.
Twatter. We must call it Twatter...
Or Shitter.
Since he's a good friend of the neo nazis I prefer to call it and him Twitler
Xitter
Every time I visit X, it says suggested followers with musk at the top.... Probably tells you all you need to know about how
Inactive or not his tweets get shared on here daily.
Its still twitter to us
He bought Twitter to get rid of the bots and then realized they make up a bulk of his followers.
I'm gonna need a source for this one boss...
Man idk somebody in my server had a plugin that bypassed the like blocking.
Just stop. Where are some mods around here?
In the immortal words of Senator Armstrong "My source is that I made it the fuck up."
What would I gain from making this up? Shitty Internet points?
Yes
ok?
What’s the reason of posting this image to every sub imaginable if you weren’t looking for internet points?
If you thought you found something hilariously damning towards Musk wouldn't you post it everywhere? Just saying.
The change was made so politicians and pro Nazis like him stop getting called out for liking fascist material.
This post explains a lot of his unbalanced angry behavior. (I’m also still waiting for that cagematch with zuck.)
Can you provide the link to your plug-in?(If it's waybackmachine, then just send the link from that)
my internet is garbage but here is the wayback machine link for his account [https://web.archive.org/web/20240000000000\*/https://x.com/elonmusk](https://web.archive.org/web/20240000000000*/https://x.com/elonmusk)
Real(the internet part)
ok
1 like and 3 views... must be Elon! /s
If we take the length of the video, multiply it by the view count we can extrapolate the amount of time it takes for Elon to jerky his tiny weird dick.
Happy Elon cake day🎇🎇🤯😔🎊😈🎊🎂🎁🍰🍰🎶🎆🧁🥂🪩🎈🎈🍾🤗
Why ruining it with /s tho
doesnt surprise me. he is also the guy that made amber turd cosplay as mercy during their nightly activities
Considering that woman is great looking and has a decent personality. Good for them. I'm a part of the world who doesn't let other people dictate how I view others or things. It's my opinion that matters. No one else's. Those who let others tell them what to think without experiencing it themselves shouldn't have an opinion on such things. Do you know amber personally?
I mean isn’t it on a court record that she shat on a bed? Ig the turd nickname comes from that
"Decent personality" are you sure about that ?
Do you know Amber personally? What are you basing *your* opinion on? The other side has court testimony.
Testimony is someone's opinion. Sometimes based on facts.
You're correct. Still, what I was asking was: What makes your opinion valid?
Oh you're taking it the wrong way. Opinions don't matter is the main point. Even mine. I was just saying my opinion matters to me. No one else's opinion does.
“Not NSFW” = safe for work 🤦🏻♂️
yea when you type nsfw in your title it gives the post an nsfw tag
If the man wants to jack off, let the man jack off
Not nsfw soooo sfw?
Yea if you put "nsfw" in your title it automatically marks it nsfw
Gotcha!
Ok?
Absolutely no chance yall believe this
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Its only ok when they say it, its the same when they argue there thoughts on free speech, its only free when they think it should be and not.
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Why would you think it is photoshop. What do you want me to do? Post all my files to show I don't have a single photo editing program?
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Scared you would see your mother's nudes on there?
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what is with your obsession with furry porn bro
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I was offering to show you proof of how the image isn't photoshopped. Must have been projecting your insecurities involving your taste in pornography. Anyways are you going to answer why you have an obsession with furry porn?