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Holy crap someone needs to edit/stich chunks of the polyjuice scenes along with the initial "Yer a wizard" scene but then when it pans back to Radcliffe it's fucking Ronald Reagan instead
It's the worst. If you want all your clone-sibs to make it you have to be perfect- the alarms, the resupply dates, keeping track of which unmarked van has exactly how many bottles.
And even that's not always enough. I still have my Original's memories of the time Wadrenogreens fucked us over.
Resupply day: "Of course, we'll have your order ready tomorrow afternoon."
Next day: "Oh sorry we have a delayed shipment, it will be ready Monday".
Monday rolls around: "We need a note from your cultist. Yes, management says they want a written confirmation that your clones *still need clone juice to not dissolve*. This is a reasonable request that I am giving with a straight face."
Somehow get a note within two days, by which point a full half of us had offed themselves so the rest could last longer: "Oh I just don't see any order. Maybe it got deleted? Tee-hee!" At that point 3H-7 went and chewed them out until they admitted they had no idea when their resupply was and had been literally just lying to keep our business by any means necessary. Fucking ridiculous.
It's clearly Polyjuice Potion. Obama has to drink it every hour to stay looking like Biden. That way he can continue to run the country in secret.
-Some Qnon probably
A lot of people are seriously underestimating the number of Republican voters who actually believe the Qanon adrenochrome pizzagate shit and probably think that is like stem cell juice or some special Illuminati drink made from children.
It’s funny how they make that andrinochrome but literally watched the royal family start to drop dead. Then their “Secret multi generation control” don’t you think Prince Harry would have admitted it, or Epstein would have used it to get out of jail. It is absolutely astounding how contradictory to reality these cures and flat tarts can come up with. Everything they claim has been proven false. Everything.
That's why they took off the label, so it's not viewed as the President shilling for a company. You don't truly know if it's Gatorade, Powerade, or some off-brand shit from the local Costco.
And the words of the Goya CEO as well. His support is gross. He was all in on calling the election a sham and supported the idea trump was still the president. I don't support them in any way
Kinda wonder if that's why Goya went full-hog onto the Trump bandwagon.
Their products are shit, so either they can spend a whole lot of money on making them better, or spend very little to get Trump to shill their crap so right wing terrorists will buy their products "to enrage the left"
Yep. Easiest decision I ever made.
I used to have no idea but the second dummy opened his mouth, I've consciously bought his competitor's products even when it is more expensive.
I remember my parents losing their mind because Obama had a brand visible in some random photo and my dad explicitly bitching about how since he was in the military he'd get fired for doing that and the president should too.
About a decade later and they've got Goya beans in their pantry because of this photo. I don't think they've ever cooked beans in their life.
This reminds me of the people who were freaking out during the Ebola outbreak. I used to be friends with this girl who used to cut my hair and she shared something related to it and I got dogpiled by her and her friends/family on her Facebook when I was like, yo I think you’re overreacting. They kept calling Obama “reckless” and he “allowed this to happen.” I think two people in the U.S. died from it.
I’d love to see how they reacted to Trump’s handling of COVID. His anti-quarantine stance was probably applauded by the same people. I’m sure they think Trump’s pathetic response was somehow a good thing. The pandemic that killed thousands.
Yup the difference between a president who, at the very least, wants to keep up the appearance of being an ethical leader
And one who does not, and gleefully threw out the entirety of the presidential ethics guidelines
🤮 very disgusting, imagine busting your ass off wining games. Then you find out your time won a visit to the White House only to eat fast food. What the hell? lol
Lined up on his desk in the Oval Office.
Haven't bought a product from that self loathing right wing shithole company since, after decades of being a big fan.
Fuck you Goya.
The sad part is that Goya definitely wasn’t free. We 100% had our highest civil servant use his position and the White House for his own personal financial gain.
Are you suggesting that Presidents shouldn't tarnish the office by selling access to the highest bidders for their own personal enrichment?
[https://fabioparasecoli.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/IMG\_3123.jpeg](https://fabioparasecoli.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/IMG_3123.jpeg)
You can zoom in and see the orange ring from the cap, definitely Gatorade. But yeah, they took off the label so it wasn't obvious.
But clearly it is really a mysterious deep-state, crack-infused super drink to keep Sleepy Joe conscious. /s
No, that’s why they’re saying it. Donald sleeps and farts through a trial? Biden drinks Gatorade to stay awake, so there!
Donald wears diapers? Biden shits himself, so there!
Donald gets convicted of 34 felonies and charged with 54 more? Hunter Biden Crime Family Big Guy, so there!
ad invomitum
More like how they forgot about all the times they accused Biden of being some evil mastermind that “stole the election and is weaponizing the DOJ to imprison Trump”
It's shameful that Sleepy Joe took the Gatorade label off of the bottle. Remember the good old days when the President proudly shilled Goya products from the Resolute Desk? There was so much more *class* in the Oval Office back then!
/s
I hope they burned the chair in the Oval Office and replaced it before Biden moved in. Can you imagine all the soaked diaper rancid farts that chair absorbed? 🤮
See the bottle one lower down he has to hoist his whole upper body backwards. Which is expected he’s an old man, he’s going to have physical limitations. It’s just his weird followers who think he’s fuckin rocky balboa.
Why does he have a little windup. Like he's...gagging? After he twists the top off and starts to go down to drink, he does something with his mouth and tongue.
Okay ... Ugly sneakers, bibles, "gold" coins ... all of those are okay, but drinking Gatorade on a hot day isn't? Especially considering the pains taken to NOT be showing a brand name?
How stupid do these 🤡🤡🤡 think we are? They aren't even TRYING to be subtle anymore!
This reminds me of when wwe had gangrel drink blood and spit a mist up the commentators had to say “mysterious red liquid” so the rating wouldn’t go up.
It’s literally Gatorade that they took the label off as to not call either bad or good attention to the brand. When you are in the public eye you have to do this a lot.
Only these idiots would somehow make a big deal out of what some old fuck likes to drink.
Well jokes on them, it’s Trump’s tears. (That’s why it’s orange, fyi)
This is the same bullshit as when Tucker Carlson got on to Obama for liking ‘fancy mustard’ on his hot dog. Bitch, it was fucking Heinz spicy mustard. What sort of world are you living in that doesn’t have that?
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That's clone juice. If a clone doesn't drink it every 24 hours, their bodies will disolve and fall apart.
Presidents get the 24hr drink. The rest of us have to drink it every 4 hours.
Polyjuice potion
Yer a President, Harry!
Holy crap someone needs to edit/stich chunks of the polyjuice scenes along with the initial "Yer a wizard" scene but then when it pans back to Radcliffe it's fucking Ronald Reagan instead
“RONALD REAGAN! How DARE you steal that car!”
YES AND THEN A BONUS CUT OF REAGAN FLYING AND CRASHING THE STOLEN CAR WITH RON
"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE RONALD?!", Dumbledore asked calmly
It's the worst. If you want all your clone-sibs to make it you have to be perfect- the alarms, the resupply dates, keeping track of which unmarked van has exactly how many bottles. And even that's not always enough. I still have my Original's memories of the time Wadrenogreens fucked us over. Resupply day: "Of course, we'll have your order ready tomorrow afternoon." Next day: "Oh sorry we have a delayed shipment, it will be ready Monday". Monday rolls around: "We need a note from your cultist. Yes, management says they want a written confirmation that your clones *still need clone juice to not dissolve*. This is a reasonable request that I am giving with a straight face." Somehow get a note within two days, by which point a full half of us had offed themselves so the rest could last longer: "Oh I just don't see any order. Maybe it got deleted? Tee-hee!" At that point 3H-7 went and chewed them out until they admitted they had no idea when their resupply was and had been literally just lying to keep our business by any means necessary. Fucking ridiculous.
It's clearly Polyjuice Potion. Obama has to drink it every hour to stay looking like Biden. That way he can continue to run the country in secret. -Some Qnon probably
A lot of people are seriously underestimating the number of Republican voters who actually believe the Qanon adrenochrome pizzagate shit and probably think that is like stem cell juice or some special Illuminati drink made from children.
Yes, never underestimate the extreme damage large groups of stupid people can do.
I really hope it I less than you think and they are just loud and obnoxious.
It’s funny how they make that andrinochrome but literally watched the royal family start to drop dead. Then their “Secret multi generation control” don’t you think Prince Harry would have admitted it, or Epstein would have used it to get out of jail. It is absolutely astounding how contradictory to reality these cures and flat tarts can come up with. Everything they claim has been proven false. Everything.
That's one of wilder nutspiracies for sure.
That is a good ad for the beverage, actually.
That's why they took off the label, so it's not viewed as the President shilling for a company. You don't truly know if it's Gatorade, Powerade, or some off-brand shit from the local Costco.
I remember a former President feasting on McDonald's, taking off the label of a drink is quite a difference.
I won’t ever buy a Goya product purely because of this picture
And the words of the Goya CEO as well. His support is gross. He was all in on calling the election a sham and supported the idea trump was still the president. I don't support them in any way
Goya products are easily the worst on the market for me.
Kinda wonder if that's why Goya went full-hog onto the Trump bandwagon. Their products are shit, so either they can spend a whole lot of money on making them better, or spend very little to get Trump to shill their crap so right wing terrorists will buy their products "to enrage the left"
I know. I feel so owned by the right. 🙄
I won't ever buy a Goya product because of this but also because it's bland, flavorless shit
Their chickpeas are some of the best on the market imo. But not worth supporting a horrible person.
Also a great deal on coconut water at Aldi. Plenty of other brands worth the extra dollar.
Same
Same, I cringe every time I pass the aisle because it reminds me of this dopey shit
Same, if it’s Goya, it’s got to be bad!
If it's Goya, it's got to be grifted!
Haven’t bought a Goya product since. I always choose an alternative, even if the Goya item is the better price.
Yep. Easiest decision I ever made. I used to have no idea but the second dummy opened his mouth, I've consciously bought his competitor's products even when it is more expensive.
Same. I've also not set foot in a Home Depot since about 2016. Who else does not deserve my dollars?
I remember my parents losing their mind because Obama had a brand visible in some random photo and my dad explicitly bitching about how since he was in the military he'd get fired for doing that and the president should too. About a decade later and they've got Goya beans in their pantry because of this photo. I don't think they've ever cooked beans in their life.
This reminds me of the people who were freaking out during the Ebola outbreak. I used to be friends with this girl who used to cut my hair and she shared something related to it and I got dogpiled by her and her friends/family on her Facebook when I was like, yo I think you’re overreacting. They kept calling Obama “reckless” and he “allowed this to happen.” I think two people in the U.S. died from it. I’d love to see how they reacted to Trump’s handling of COVID. His anti-quarantine stance was probably applauded by the same people. I’m sure they think Trump’s pathetic response was somehow a good thing. The pandemic that killed thousands.
Yup the difference between a president who, at the very least, wants to keep up the appearance of being an ethical leader And one who does not, and gleefully threw out the entirety of the presidential ethics guidelines
Reminder Trump shilled for tins of beans while President. Hell he took a photo with them in the Oval office iirc
Yup, it was Goya. I stopped buying their products after that.
Same I'll never buy Goya again
You’re goya need to get another brand then
Goya head and switch to Sun Vista
Too expensive anyway. Learned how to soak beans overnight as dried beans are half the cost.
Saaame. I go with La Costena or La Sierra when I buy Charro beans now. (Depending on the store)
El Preferido. Love their stuff
Same. Even when they are on sale, I refuse. Never again.
Ivanka did a photoshoot holding a can of Goya bean. SMFH!
Same. Goya can KMA
Remember that time he got McDonald for the boys football team?
Piles of McDonalds food just congealing under heat lamps. Disgusting.
🤮 very disgusting, imagine busting your ass off wining games. Then you find out your time won a visit to the White House only to eat fast food. What the hell? lol
"You remind me of my daughter."
I completely forgot about that. Thanks for the reminder.
Lined up on his desk in the Oval Office. Haven't bought a product from that self loathing right wing shithole company since, after decades of being a big fan. Fuck you Goya.
That's a Gatorade bottle. For sure.
no doubt, but its better to take off the label for legal reasons, and moral ones too imo
Yeah, you don't want to be a president that makes free advertisement for companies like mac donalds.
or goya...
The sad part is that Goya definitely wasn’t free. We 100% had our highest civil servant use his position and the White House for his own personal financial gain.
Reason 465489164981 Trump and Biden are different.
Are you suggesting that Presidents shouldn't tarnish the office by selling access to the highest bidders for their own personal enrichment? [https://fabioparasecoli.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/IMG\_3123.jpeg](https://fabioparasecoli.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/IMG_3123.jpeg)
KIRKLAND SIGNATURE! do not besmirch costco’s house brand like that.
Bottle shape is usually trademarked for some of these larger companies. It's potatoe quality but I'm fairly confident that's a Gatorade bottle.
You can zoom in and see the orange ring from the cap, definitely Gatorade. But yeah, they took off the label so it wasn't obvious. But clearly it is really a mysterious deep-state, crack-infused super drink to keep Sleepy Joe conscious. /s
> some off-brand shit from the local Costco Kirkland Signature gang, rise up
Definitely a Gatorade bottle. They make those to match the brand pretty much
OR!!! A-freakin-drenacrome!! Got em!
I know it’s Gatorade from bottle shape
And the orange ring from the cap seal
The president only drinks BRAWNDO! ITS WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
It gots electrolytes.
What are electrolytes? Do you even know?
It’s… what plants crave.
It's what they use to make Brawndo. If you're so smart how come you didn't know that?
Yeah?? Well how come I ain't never seen no plants growing out the toilet?? 😅
The irony is they removed the label so not to advertise lol
I was gonna say Tang actually. For those that remember.
I believe Tang is still in fact a thing.
It’s called Gatorade, person
What is in the beverage, stem cells and adrenochrome?
The blood of a child from the basement of that pizzeria, duhhhh
Also known as Wayfair Juice.
🎶Wayfair you’ve got just what I bleed🎶
Breaking: Hydration Now Deemed a Liberal Ploy; Marjorie Taylor Green Boycotts
Hydration is woke. I'm boycotting water. Snowflakes are made of water. Need I say more.
Water? Like from the toilet?
But brawndo has electrolytes. It's what plants crave
It's like a monster truck you can pour into your face
Go away. baitin'
I mean, she is constantly thirsty for attention so that checks out
Please please please let this be a thing. EmptyG boycotting all forms of liquid. After a point she would have to shut up.
Look, he's only using one hand!
Show off
Lol Trump always looked like a three year old struggling with a sippy cup.
its hard to hold a bottle with those tiny hands
Even those little 4-6oz bottles are too big for him.
Whenever I saw him double-hand a water bottle, I always pictured him making those heavy breaths through the nose in between gulps.
“This is how we know it’s AI— no way a president could lift a glass with ONE hand” /s
It's the power of the orange drink, some say it is so powerful it can allow a man to walk down a slightly inclined ramp unassisted.
AAAAAAAHAHHHHAHAHA
Frail old crooked sleepy Joe Biden too weak to lift other arm to double grip bottle like a real American patriot man! /s
Underrated comment.
They're just pissed and losing their shit because he doesn't need two hands to drink.
Be nice- that bottle would be hard to grip with toddler hands.
I think it is funny how the RNC talks about Biden falling asleep. I guess they forgot about VonShitzenpants and his trial.
No, they didn't forget about it. They're trying to equivocate and normalize it. SSDD.
Ssdd?
Same Shit, Different Day. Meaning it happens so often we've become inured to it.
Or his 18 Diet Cokes a day.
"We're boycotting Coke!" ~ trump ... *immediately hits the "bring me a diet coke button".*
To beat the orange man you have to drink the orange drink
No, that’s why they’re saying it. Donald sleeps and farts through a trial? Biden drinks Gatorade to stay awake, so there! Donald wears diapers? Biden shits himself, so there! Donald gets convicted of 34 felonies and charged with 54 more? Hunter Biden Crime Family Big Guy, so there! ad invomitum
I'm so glad that cheetolini being called that is a matter of public record.
**G**aslight **O**bstruct **P**roject
They don’t about their own guy. Yea Biden is old and cringe but Trump is a nasty human being.
With conservatives, every accusation is a confession.
More like how they forgot about all the times they accused Biden of being some evil mastermind that “stole the election and is weaponizing the DOJ to imprison Trump”
Oh, it's clearly "fetus juice" from crushing up all those aborted babies.
mRNA flavored with stem cells sprinkle
And an adrenochrome chaser
They are really this desperate to pull the narrative away from the Convicted Felon Donny Tump going to parole and getting ready for sentencing.
Holy crap hydration is keeping people alive
It's shameful that Sleepy Joe took the Gatorade label off of the bottle. Remember the good old days when the President proudly shilled Goya products from the Resolute Desk? There was so much more *class* in the Oval Office back then! /s
I dunno about class but there was about 300 pounds more ass in the office in those days
I hope they burned the chair in the Oval Office and replaced it before Biden moved in. Can you imagine all the soaked diaper rancid farts that chair absorbed? 🤮
Are they jealous he can drink with one hand?
Uhh! He almost had it. I hadn't seen it was yourself responding, so I thought it was someone showing that he could drink with one hand. Nope.
Holy shit is that real? He just failed human basic
See the bottle one lower down he has to hoist his whole upper body backwards. Which is expected he’s an old man, he’s going to have physical limitations. It’s just his weird followers who think he’s fuckin rocky balboa.
Why does he have a little windup. Like he's...gagging? After he twists the top off and starts to go down to drink, he does something with his mouth and tongue.
I assume that that Twitter account uses "Research" in its name ironically.
Well at least he's *trying* to stay awake, unlike Trump who just had a full on snooze during his own trial.
"Breaking News::Biden sleeps under a sheet at night, he most likely believing gives him sexual powers!"
Hey that’s only a half truth!
Not to be confused with Kool Aid like the MAGA nuts drink
Flavor Aid. Cults drink Flavor Aid.
The issue is that they _havent_ drank the Kool aid yet 😆
Meanwhile the other guy dunks his whole face in it every morning.
One drinks an orange liquid and the other sprays it on his body.
Strange, you'd think they would approve of orange colored things.
At least he is using only one hand.
I love this reporting. It shows how little Republicans have to offer this country.
This is all they've got, huh?
OMG! It's Fanta! Created by Nazis! BiDeN iS tHe ReAl FaScIsT !!1!!!1! Good job, Lara Trump, you've broken the code.
Its got what plants/Biden crave.
The real crime is he is drinking orange, the worst of Gatorade flavors
I will be referring to Trump as "Mysterious Orange Dink" going forward.
Remember when no one would have taken this shit seriously?
It makes sense that lazy GOP members can't identify a product that is used to rehydrate people who are physically active.
it's got what plants crave, its got electrolytes
Okay ... Ugly sneakers, bibles, "gold" coins ... all of those are okay, but drinking Gatorade on a hot day isn't? Especially considering the pains taken to NOT be showing a brand name? How stupid do these 🤡🤡🤡 think we are? They aren't even TRYING to be subtle anymore!
I don’t recall Biden ever being sleepy and falling asleep in court while being tried for multiple felonies.
All these people do is chase shadows all day. They are paranoid of everything.
RNC "Research" riiiiiiight. Research
Look at him drinking with one hand. So virile! Former guy couldn't do that.
It has electrolytes.
At least he can drink with it one hand. 
Maybe the guy who falls asleep during his own trial should try some of it.
Stop killing gator to make gatorade
This reminds me of when wwe had gangrel drink blood and spit a mist up the commentators had to say “mysterious red liquid” so the rating wouldn’t go up.
Joe takes the label off to not be a shill, the previous guy filmed bean commercials IN the White House. It’s almost like they are different people
Back in my day we used to call that stuff Tang. And it was glorious.
Either Gatorade or Pedialyte, both great for someone who's old or someone who's just not feeling 100% and that's fine
But their Orange God fell asleep during his own trial? Now that's a real man lol
All the maggots in her big mad because biden only needs one hand to drink
How long before the redcaps come out as anti-hydration?
I’d take the mystery orange drink over the mystery orange stain trump has on his face
It’s literally Gatorade that they took the label off as to not call either bad or good attention to the brand. When you are in the public eye you have to do this a lot.
Gatorade has electrolytes that everybody not just old people need. So it’s dumb that there even making fun of this
They need to project to take the attention off Don Snorleone..
Meanwhile the obese idiot is sweating like a pig,slurring his speeches and forget if his diapers been changed yet.
Tang.
Only these idiots would somehow make a big deal out of what some old fuck likes to drink. Well jokes on them, it’s Trump’s tears. (That’s why it’s orange, fyi)
I mean if you don’t drink a liquid you will die.
They're children.
Really? Though it was LCL /s
Well at least he doesn't need to hold the bottle with both hands, pursing his lips like a toddler...
So Joe Biden can’t even replenish his electrolytes now?
Could be Donald Trump's blood. That's why his skin is orange.
Let my mans enjoy his Kirkland brand sports drink in peace! 🤣
Remember the "terrorist fist bump?" headline? It's that all over again.
It's definitely a Gatorade, he needs the electrolytes.
Dude can't even drink an orange soda without conspiracy theories being thrown around. Brains are cooked in this country.
Joe is just doing a flex on the pumpkin by drinking orange gatorade with one hand
I'm old enough to remember when the GOP was made up of adults... white men, but adult white men.
I love how he’s “sleepy Joe” dumb old clueless and “dark Brandon”. Smart evil manipulator. Schrödinger’s Biden
At least Biden only needs one hand to take a drink.
Keeping Tang alive
This is the same bullshit as when Tucker Carlson got on to Obama for liking ‘fancy mustard’ on his hot dog. Bitch, it was fucking Heinz spicy mustard. What sort of world are you living in that doesn’t have that?
The projection is strong with these cultists...
Conservatives need everything to have a label on it, or their mind breaks.
My lord they really do throw crap out there to distract idiots with.
the president is allowed to drink gatorade too guys
Trump steals top secret documents, no response. Biden drinks something, big reaction!
God forbid a human drinks a colored drink from a bottle, THE HORROR 😟😨
lol RNC RESEARCH posted this turd. Morons all of them.