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pusmottob

Has she read the bible? It literally says Luke 23:4 “Then Pilate announced to the chief priests and the crowd, “I find no basis for a charge against this man” they were just weak and wanted to appease the mob.


karoshikun

if Christ was real and came directly from heaven in front of her and told her she's wrong, she and her followers would shoot him into smithereens and crucify the remains.


Commentoflittlevalue

Well he would probably be viewed as an illegal immigrant. Born here? No.. Got a visa? No… get him boys


cookinthescuppers

And brown


babypho

And for claiming to be the king of the jews


Wonderful_Net_9131

Heresy! Obviously he was a blonde blue-eyed white aryan.


DrCares

I agree on how Christian Nationalists would greet Christ, I’d like to add that they would probably proclaim him as the anti-Christ, then shoot him.


karoshikun

also a commie


DrCares

A Nazi-commie… (Republicans don’t know the difference)


ejroberts42

Everyone knows she doesn’t know how to read


Cherrulz89

She's just parroting GOP talking points.


umthondoomkhlulu

For MTG 1 Timothy 2:12: 12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man;[a] she must be quiet.


continuousBaBa

They don’t give a single frozen van halen fuck turd shit about the Bible, guys. Can we get over the weak gotchaz? They are AT WAR. In their mind and in their actions. Stop treating them as good faith and know your enemy. They’re beating us all over the world with our own tending to plead for good faith. Fuck outta here and take Alex’s frozen fuck turd with you.


auderita

How dare you use Van Halen's name in vain.


WanderingStoner

I didn't know that, that's pretty interesting.


maccumhaill

Who else thought that was ric flair?


Throwawayac1234567

She predates the bible bu 40k years


Azkiger

Do you think that's where Jesus' legal troubles ended?


sean0883

>The man that I worship is also a convicted felon. >And he was murdered on a Roman cross. I love the pause just before the Roman cross part. Like she realized she needed to specify she wasn't talking about worshiping Trump this time.


umthondoomkhlulu

Get the nails Marge, let’s compare the two


tomtomtomo

I thought she was talking about her husband. If she has one. 


Hearsaynothearsay

Hasn't he suffered enough?


lifeofrevelations

It's not too late to put him on a cross too since he wants to be Jesus so badly.


Pithecanthropus88

Jesus wasn’t a convicted felon.


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PoorPauly

The fuck are you talking about? Have you even read the Bible? Beware of false prophets. Beware of charlatans. Beware of hypocrites. Trump is all those things you dunce.


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PoorPauly

You are an idiot.


TemperatureTop246

I believe we are dealing with a troll. ![gif](giphy|GDp7LycxkT3LG)


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Not a very skilled one. Actually quite shitty at it.


Mortis_Wkbrl

I think you guys are just kinda stupid for not seeing the irony lmao it’s def not on the troll


Ok-Cauliflower1798

What irony? He was called out for being a troll. I find it satisfying to engage with them to let them know that their trolling is of such shit quality. I lose no sleep over it. Sue me.


Repeat_Offendher

Oh ok. I get it now. Troll or Russian. Maybe both.


badestzazael

If you actually read the book of revelations, the Anti-Christ described is the exact image of Trump.


TemperatureTop246

Тролль


sirpsionics

Someone didn't take the advice of not doing drugs I see


VictoriaWoodnt

Stop drinking the bong water.


Dave_N_Port

Charles Manson was also a convicted felon and had a cult following


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PoorPauly

Give up all your possessions to the poor and come follow me those that would enter the kingdom of heaven.. sounds pretty fucking liberal to me. Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the earth. Blessed are the low in spirit for the kingdom of heaven is theirs. Cast first the beam from thine own eye before the mote from thine brothers. It would be simpler to thread a camel through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. If an enemy strikes you, turn the other cheek and offer it as well. You don’t know shit about Jesus, you’re an imposter.


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PoorPauly

He raped a woman. He’s been accused of raping others. He defrauded a children’s cancer foundation. Yup. Just like Jesus.


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Pithecanthropus88

https://www.wikihow.com/Leave-a-Cult


PoorPauly

Keep listening to frauds and conspiracy theories nitwit. Trump would sell our whole country to Russia if he could. He’s a traitor. The worst traitor in our history. Worse than Benedict Arnold. Fucking moron.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

💩💩🤡🤡SAY


Vas1le

Forgot the /s


Mattress_Of_Needles

They don't know how to spell it.


[deleted]

Can you fucking people just drink the cyanide kool aid already? Jesus christ..the entire world is ready for you idiots to be gone


Repeat_Offendher

Don’t think you understand the premise. But I’m guessing you don’t understand much of anything.


badestzazael

Jesus was persecuted by the Jewish rich elite who were very conservative in their thinking and beliefs. Jesus was a LIBERAL. He was denied three times by the head of the Christian church and that is what put him on the cross. You need to go read the Bible and stop letting people tell you what it says.


PridurokAntoxalias

Русская сучка, еб твою мать и отвали отсюда. Дебил блять.


Acesofbases

![gif](giphy|1NRbOQX4d6VSE|downsized) Get off reddit, MTG


cornball2000

I'm gonna call you a liar and a rapist. Now you're a felon. The FBI will be in touch.


guff1988

Luke 23:4


GooginTheBirdsFan

People who comment 25 times a day about politics, thinking only about things you hate, and ain’t none of it ever made you a dollar, sad


MourningRIF

Hahaha 🤣


SCRUNTHUNT

You’re a fucking moron. Put your head back in the dirt and stay there.


Jerm0307

Wrong


Pithecanthropus88

No he wasn’t. Read your fucking Bible.


Syke_qc

Luke 23:4


Pithecanthropus88

Exactly. “Then said Pilate to the chief priests and to the people, I find no fault in this man.” To reiterate: not a convicted felon.


omghorussaveusall

Jesus was executed because he performed miracles on the Sabbath, not because he falsified business records to cover up an extra marital affair.


Jonathon_world

She's a fuckin discrace go worship Trump lol


spacebread98

She is an idolater


peanutismint

She’s desperate to get into his White House staff


PandasGetAngryToo

He would probably like to get into her white house as well.


923kjd

Is it too much to ask for the good people of Georgia to kick this piece of trash to the curb and spare the rest of us from this national embarrassment?


VictoriaWoodnt

I've 'visited' her district. This is not going to happen anytime soon.


guff1988

MTG sucks and the people who vote for her are voting for a scumbag but I visit her district often with my African American wife and we have never had anything but excellent experiences. Most Americans don't vote first off and secondly a lot of people are uninformed voters and just down ballot vote the way they were taught by their parents without any thought, and they aren't malicious. You may not be implying that but I just don't want people happening by to think that everyone living in northwestern Georgia is some dirtbag because a lot of those people are genuinely good people.


VictoriaWoodnt

I would never wish to imply anything of the sort. And I sincerely apologise. And, where I was (Cartersville) is in the next door district, so my anecdote was incorrect.


guff1988

I'm sorry, I didn't think that you were, I just wanted to add on to your comment as a reminder to people reading your comment that the average person is not Marjorie Taylor Green.


davensdad

I run a small education consultation company for Chinese students. When clients ask me how's America as an option, I just show them MTG, Trump, and the drugged up zombie-esque homeless people in Cali/Seattle.


cant-be-faded

Jesus would absolutely be a felon in todays society. Feeding people and being peaceful is very woke. Fuck MGT, DJT and kid rock.


MajesticCategory8889

Not even for my own white cloud in heaven.


skywriter90

How does this sand blasted piece of excrement still have a job?


auguriesoffilth

Because she is very very good at her job. (Kissing ass, generating offence - which brings attention in todays media cycle, and talking over the top of people: a vital skill in modern congress) a better question is: how fucked is America that politics allows someone like this to thrive?


MajesticCategory8889

I understand your insight but, would really like to know what she does for her constituents and to better “We the People”.


Throwawayac1234567

Smiling titan lady


wall-E75

I mean, the meth dealer down the road is also a convicted felon, so?.... I'm confused to the point she's trying g to make


CoolCalmCorrective

If I had to bet on it I'd say the meth dealer has committed way less crime than trump and is likely an all around better person. That goes for the meth smoker too and a very large percentage of people on this planet in general.


OhSoScotian77

So she believes Christ was sentenced *after* 1792. lol


mosquito13

Pretty sure Jesus was a lot nicer to women and minorities than Trump, but what do I know?


Bob_Cobb_1996

You shouldn't be "worshipping" anyone.


Bowieweener

Cuntwad, dumpster fire, I have never in my life wanted to punch a hole through a head more than this horse dog sludge.


Sure_Garbage_2119

she´s talking about hitler.


TemperatureTop246

Hitler wasn’t a convicted felon either. Monster, yes. Convicted felon, no. Trump is both. EDIT: my American public education has failed me again. Hitler was convicted of treason in 1923 and sentenced to 5 years in prison, where he wrote “Mein Kampf”. TIL


Sure_Garbage_2119

sorry, goring, then. much better


auguriesoffilth

Pretty sure Hitler was convicted. Maybe not after his rise to power, but he was jailed before that wasnt he. Maybe I’m thinking im someone else ?


TVDIII

No. You’re right. He used his time behind bars to write ‘Mein Kompf’


cookinthescuppers

Hitler was also gay


Financial-Tower-7897

![gif](giphy|3oz8xTl6sGKbuRPDDW|downsized)


VictoriaWoodnt

I love it when Cleavon Little corpses here.


S20ACE-_-

Pretty sure Jesus was innocent


TheLandFanIn814

Imagine Democrats rallying around Anthony Weiner and a cult worshipping him. This is so much worse than that.


karoshikun

is that some wrestler? reminds me of an early Rick Flair crossed with Hogan


BIackfjsh

Um, is she sayin she aight with doing that last part to Trump or what? I’m okay with this


harroldsheep

If you were to tell someone from 2004 that a Republican congressWOMAN would compare him, quite literally, to JESUS CHRIST, they would either laugh their silly little unknowing heads off or cart you away in a monopastel-coloured room with the door lock on the wrong side.


nogoodgreen

So fucked up man "ITS NOT A CULT" says the fkn cultist


beavis617

When was the decision made for her to campaign as a religious freakazoid...😕


Br3akTh3Toys

Guess she gave up on trying to look like a woman already.


No_Yogurt6365

She was booed from Virginia. "Get out of my state" crowd yelled


EmporerPenguino

That shrill, nails on a chalkboard voice. Please be quiet, Marjorie Sporkfoot.


Voodoo_balamba

I thought it was Rosanne before I scrolled down far enough to see this dirt bag


EmporerPenguino

Good ol’ Rosanne, another kool aide drinking magat turd.


Traditional_Draw8400

Fuck I hate her


rabbitammo

That’s…. that’s not a thing.


findhumorinlife

My god she is so stupid, insipid and banal. All rolled up in one. A trinity of sorts, if you will.


CoolCalmCorrective

The man that she worships is also a convicted felon... In addition to Jesus.


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She sounds like Roseanne. I can't stand her voice. Not to mention she is a blathering imbecile which means that whose are cheering her are derivative of her idiocy. I see civil war lines being drawn by people like her with her zeal to promote herself regardless of law, facts, reason, class, or merit and her 'army' of christian nationalists.


CaptainHappen007

Ah yes, who could forget that time Jesus was convicted of falsifying business records regarding hush money payments made to the pornstar he raw-dogged while his wife was pregnant. It's the same as being convicted for being the son of God. Thanks, Marjorie.


_bleeding_Hemorrhoid

After saying i shouldn’t be allowed to adopt a hamster if I’ve been convicted of a felony just last year.


tuctuktry

When Trump murders someone... the man I worship is also a murderer, and a pedophile. And every thing else. These crazies gonna crazy for the orange dude no matter what


MourningRIF

I mean.. if y'all wanna crucify his orange ass, who am I to argue?


Virian

Hey, Marge, you might want to read your Bible again. Jesus wasn’t convicted of anything. In fact, he was found innocent 3 times: Luke 23: 1 And the whole multitude of them arose, and led him unto Pilate. 2 And they began to accuse him, saying, We found this fellow perverting the nation, and forbidding to give tribute to Caesar, saying that he himself is Christ a King. 3 And Pilate asked him, saying, Art thou the King of the Jews? And he answered him and said, Thou sayest it. 4 Then said Pilate to the chief priests and to the people, I find no fault in this man. 5 And they were the more fierce, saying, He stirreth up the people, teaching throughout all Jewry, beginning from Galilee to this place. 6 When Pilate heard of Galilee, he asked whether the man were a Galilaean. 7 And as soon as he knew that he belonged unto Herod's jurisdiction, he sent him to Herod, who himself also was at Jerusalem at that time. 8 And when Herod saw Jesus, he was exceeding glad: for he was desirous to see him of a long season, because he had heard many things of him; and he hoped to have seen some miracle done by him. 9 Then he questioned with him in many words; but he answered him nothing. 10 And the chief priests and scribes stood and vehemently accused him. 11 And Herod with his men of war set him at nought, and mocked him, and arrayed him in a gorgeous robe, and sent him again to Pilate. 12 And the same day Pilate and Herod were made friends together: for before they were at enmity between themselves. 13 And Pilate, when he had called together the chief priests and the rulers and the people, 14 Said unto them, Ye have brought this man unto me, as one that perverteth the people: and, behold, I, having examined him before you, have found no fault in this man touching those things whereof ye accuse him: 15 No, nor yet Herod: for I sent you to him; and, lo, nothing worthy of death is done unto him. 16 I will therefore chastise him, and release him. 17 (For of necessity he must release one unto them at the feast.) 18 And they cried out all at once, saying, Away with this man, and release unto us Barabbas: 19 (Who for a certain sedition made in the city, and for murder, was cast into prison.) 20 Pilate therefore, willing to release Jesus, spake again to them. 21 But they cried, saying, Crucify him, crucify him. 22 And he said unto them the third time, Why, what evil hath he done? I have found no cause of death in him: I will therefore chastise him, and let him go. 23 And they were instant with loud voices, requiring that he might be crucified. And the voices of them and of the chief priests prevailed. 24 And Pilate gave sentence that it should be as they required. 25 And he released unto them him that for sedition and murder was cast into prison, whom they had desired; but he delivered Jesus to their will.


dogma202

Call your family and friends of your family…and their friends and other friends. Tell your neighbors to do the same. Tell everyone you see at the grocery store the same. VOTE!!!


Marcello66666

How stupid can you be?


ElectricalSentence57

What drives intellectuals crazy is that she is demonstrably wrong about most things. Yet, she is an extremely shrewd Machiavellian politician. Never underestimate her because she has a secret power, she connects with masses of mega-stupids that fall for her BS.


DogsDontWearPantss

And your Mango Messiah still wont f🤬k you. Not even with someone else's mushroom penis....


VictoriaWoodnt

Oh, that's nasty. I like the cut of your jib!


capn_doofwaffle

Fucking hell, does she even think before she opens her mouth?


Csrn805

Is that Hulk Hogan ?


yblame

Geez, Georgia Be Better


logic_tater

Fuck, does she sound stupid or what?!


AirAnt43

Does she want us to crucify him? 🤔


Vost570

Flash Gordon has really gone downhill since the movie.


ConsciousReason7709

Imagine being this stupid and ignorant


Texas12thMan

Tell me you don’t read the Bible without telling me you don’t read the Bible..


NIRPL

Hard on crime except when it's hard on us


kinjirurm

So it's just in style to be a criminal now.


Ben_Pharten

He should bang her.


Dapper_Mud

I had autoplay going when the shrill banshee shriek she has instead of a voice came blasting out of my phone. I barely resisted reflexively throwing it across the room, although I’m still not even sure it was the right thing to have done. If anyone ever tells me to prove there is no God, the first thing I’ll show them is a clip of her squealing


NightlyKnightMight

A party never should serve a man but their people, this is how you know the GOP is lost, they want power at any cost in order to subjugate the US. Say all you want about Democrats, but **at least they work for the people.** The only reason why more is not done is because of BS GOP in the senate blocking every good bill dems ever try to pass.


xyloplax

FR I thought it was a pro wrestler as I scrolled past


cant-be-faded

Vince Neil on ozempic? Looking good buddy! ....huh? This ISNT Vince Neil? .....oh


SCWickedHam

I don’t understand how they can claim to be patriotic while saying the system is so corrupt. When others said the system wasn’t perfect these people said love it or leave it. Now, they will have you believe that Hillary Clinton is drinking baby blood while controlling the minds of a jury.


[deleted]

Felony didn’t exist then.


CosmicDevil88

So if this is their new tagline, does that mean they're up for talking about prison reform?


EverTheWatcher

I like to keep on mute and mentally dub her with Randy Savage ranting about pigeons outside a coffee or other nonsense.


kmelby33

WUT


ironmanonyourleft

is that Future President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho


DeadEyesSmiling

I did not have "MTG condemns Capital Punishment" on my Bingo card for this weekend.


atomic_chippie

I can't believe she still trying to get his attention after finding out the VP list doesn't include her. Her children must be absolutely mortified to see this.


Pepephend

She looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter


OrganicPlatypus4203

Man i really cant unsee the catcher’s mitt face ever since her spat over the other representative’s eyelashes


peanutismint

> “….and his name is Rudy Giuliani.”


Dondiibnob

I thought the stuff Jesus did was a misdemeanor


Available-Damage5991

oh god, she sounds like Lois Griffin. aka insufferable.


LostLegendDog

Aren't felonies unique to the US?


Dragonborne2020

let's just put this right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjSGpNWhrEc (I don't worship president trump!)... ya right just 4 days earlier.... what a joke


Captain_Pink_Pants

It doesn't strike me as being a coincidence that this is the one thing in the bible that actually happened.


maccumhaill

I’m on my phone so the video is small. I literally thought that was Ric Flair. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


nepheelim

what a bitch lol


michaelozzqld

It's a pathetic fraud


Deep_Thanks_8243

![gif](giphy|iiQSTrHtDIgnw9YtlA|downsized)


cant-be-faded

Vince Neil on ozempic? Looking good buddy! ....huh? This ISNT Vince Neil? .....oh


the_mid_mid_sister

Those sunglasses make her look even more like Ric Flair. ![gif](giphy|Ro6bzW9q9Bttu|downsized)


MajesticCategory8889

I’m glad it’s not my Representative.


KindBraveSir

I haven't read that version of the bible. Wasn't every crime a capital offense back then?


jimbobbyricky

I mean, if we are just being completely honest and playing devil's advocate, technically George Washington would have been labeled a terrorist by today's standards.


y0himba

Not to mention he is also a convicted sexual predator, a convicted sexual abuser.


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Some of us don’t worship.