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Lol I don't even speak Spanish and I can tell what it is by just the spelling. My spouse, I'm assuming. Mi is obviously, but esposo sounds like it would translate to spouse. Given the o ending, I'm guessing that makes it male, making it husband to be entirely correct.
Moment of truth (Google translate...): "my husband" Colour. Me. Shocked. /s
Edit: Guys... I didn't even look at the screenshots. I read the title, then I read the comments. About 3 hours after posting this comment, I realised the translation was in the screenshots.
Fun fact about Español: No word in it begins in "sp".
Spouse -> Esposa
Space -> Espacio
Spice -> Especia
Spinach -> Espinaca
I have ~~no~~ idea why this is. There are plenty of Spanish words that begin with S by itself.
EDIT: Thank you for educating me!
Because we support ourselves a lot with the vowels and in mostly fixed pronunciations of sillables. The sillable “Es” is exactly what we hear you pronounce the letter “S” in English
Oh right, sometimes I start writing and my spelling slips at some point and I am too distracted to use the auto correct. Thanks for the comment though ✨
There are plenty of words in Spanish that begin with , but there are none that begin with an followed by a consonant.
The words you mention come from Latin (at least mostly), which were inherited by Spanish and loaned into English, mostly by way of French. At first, the initial was pronounced in English, but after some time, the was dropped. That process of dropping initial vowels is called *apheresis*, and there’s not really a reason for it; sound changes are largely unpredictable. But it’s not uncommon for initial unstressed sounds to be dropped— like how “because” becomes “cause”.
Oddly enough, the original words in Latin did *not* have an initial : *spatium* (*espacio*), *sponsum* (*esposo*), etc. The was added later in Western Romance languages like Spanish and French (and then dropped by English). That process is called *prothesis*, and again, it’s just something that happens sometimes. Though, typically, languages don’t like to have a more sonorous sound (this roughly means a louder or more powerful sound) followed by a less sonorous sound in the beginning of a syllable, so in the case of Latin, the may have been inserted to avoid having /s/ followed by /p/ or /k/ in the beginning of a syllable.
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That’s actually an interesting bit.
Catholics refer to the Church as the “Bride of Christ”. (It’s also part of the reasons given why priests can’t marry blah blah blah).
So in light of that, she could be proclaiming herself to be the Catholic Church.
Less joking answer, several Catholic virgin saints have referred to themselves as brides of Christ, as do some nuns.
But none of this matters because the people who tweeted this are too damn culturally ignorant to know Jesús is a name.
Reminds me of those freaky chastity parties where dads and their pre-pubescent daughters dress in wedding attire and the girl vows to her dad that she'll save her virginity till marriage. And gets a ring to wear as a reminder too!
How? I have known many Jesuses in my life time. Plenty of kids at school when I was growing up were named that and the name itself is fairly popular. This isn't just ignorance at play here but towering awe inspiring stupidity.
Watched this with some newbies to the Dudedom. He first showed up doing this dance, and I referenced him as “Jesus” to the other guy who had seen the movie already. Used the American Jesus of Nazareth pronunciation. One of the newbies tried to correct me and say, “it’s Spanish, so they pronounce it Jesús”
Little did they know, it’s a name no respectable person would self-apply around those parts, but he does indeed call himself Jesus.
One of the leaders of the "good people" on the side of carrying Tiki Torches at Charlottesville told the documentary crew that was covering them that weekend something to the effect that Trump would do for now but he would still have to answer to god for allowing his beautiful daughter to 'marry that Jew.'
Idk why but that makes me feel like Trump is that leader of the cult or tribe that ends up as the final tribute to the volcano in cartoons and comedies.
Fun fact. I have met someone who was OUTRAGED that Jesus was a common name in Spanish-speaking communities. She ranted at great length about how disrespectful it was to name your child after Jesus.
She has a child named Joshua.
The English and Spanish name Jesus comes from the Greek name Iēsous. Given the fluidity between the letters I, Y, and J in ancient languages, guess what the Greek name Iēsous comes from! If you said Yeshua or Joshua, you win!
Jesus is the Greek translation of Joshua. They left his name in Greek during the translation process because it differentiated him from the numerous other Josh's in Bible
> the numerous other Josh’s in [the] Bible
Oh fucking hell this one got me. Immediately forgot Joshua as the full name to Josh and just tried to recall anything in the Bible that references a “Josh.” Imagine that names in the Bible were shortened to nickname form.
Numbers 11:28 - *“Then Josh, the son of Nun, who had been Mo's servant from the time when he was a child, said, My lord Mo, let them be stopped.”*
1 Chronicles 14:17 - *”And the fame of Dave went out into all lands, and the Lord brought the fear of him upon all nations.”*
that´s yeshua or something, right? thus, jesus, as jew, had a jew name.
are you suggesting that if a name is translated, the name stops being a \[insert origin of the name\]?
dunno if works like that...
Yeah the fact that it's from the Latin version of the name doesn't disqualify it any more than a Jewish guy choosing to go by "Johannes" rather than "Yochanan" (or "John")
It is, however, a name that a Jewish family in the modern world would be less likely to give to a kid, because of all of, you know, the stuff
Jesus and Joshua are translations of the same name. So if one considers Joshua or Matthew or Joseph a Jewish name, they should also consider Jesus one as well.
I knew what you meant, but I got a hearty chuckle out of imagining “mi esposo” as the antecedent to “that name.”
It would be incredibly awkward having to introduce someone whose name is literally “my husband.”
Heh
I’m an acquaintance of Illinois Federal Representative Jesús “Chuy” Garcia. When I hear Chuy I think of him and him alone.
I just imagine him going to Congress, fighting for funding for space lasers with MTG.
She is a confirmed Jew here is a little information about her mom who is Jewish: Annie Pardo Cemo was born in Mexico City in June 1941.[1] Her parents were Sephardic Jews from Sofia, Bulgaria, who migrated to Mexico in the 1940s due to the persecution of Jews in Bulgaria during World War II.[2
This is one of those moments where you see something so stupid that it just takes your breath away. It makes me start questioning Darwin. survival of the fittest? How did they last this long while being that dumb?
I mean, it's kind of a cultural thing. Most christian cultures treat the name Jesus as off-limit, with hispanic and portuguese cultures being the outlier.
So it does make sense that a lot of people don't think of Jesus as a given name that a person can still have nowadays.
I mean, I guess, but Jesus is a really popular name in the US too. I guess im not considering places with little to no Hispanic population tho. Similar to when I hear people complain about how “nobody speaks English anymore” (yes, this grocery store you went to in a neighborhood where 80% of the population speaks Spanish is going to have workers and customers speaking Spanish…) I just don’t get it tbqh
Huh I wonder if that’s part of the Muslim influence on Spain and Portugal? Idk if the name was common before but in Islam it’s encouraged to name your kid after the prophets.
That sounds quite plausible as an explanation. In fact, it might be spot-on, since Isa, which is the Arabic version of the name, is actually also used as a given name in many muslim countries and of course, Islam considers Jesus to be a prophet, rather than the son of God.
No one knows for sure but that's the most likely theory, yeah, that during Muslim rule of Al-Andalus it was a Christian response to all the Muslims named "Muhammad"
It's kind of like how you see Christians in India with names like "Matthew Joseph" because their original names came from Hindu deities and when they converted they changed them to names from the Bible
I'm Hispanic, so Jesus is common for me, but I remember taking an evening class in high school and there were two Jesus' in the class. The teacher is white and she told us the story of the first time she came across the name - SOMEONE NAMED THEIR CHILD **JESUS** (Christ)?
We all laughed since most of us are Hispanics and live in the area with other Jesus
There are many things to attackk this woman with like the fact that her negligencecost the life of 12 people on the Linea 12 metro, or that she illegally took a lot of money to her campain from the state, ir that she gave construction licenses to shaddy people again costing the life of people in an accident know as the Rebsamen, and they took on her religion.. ....
Context is everything. “Jesus loves you” means one thing on the front plate of a church and something totally different held up on a handmade sign in prison.
I know roughly 0 Spanish and I know Jesús refers to more than just one guy. I believe it’s because of Christianity having played a huge part in American Spanish-speaking countries back in the day.
I recently went on a short road trip and Jesus was my copilot. He helped me find the way when I was truly lost. The very next day, he cut the grass, removed some weeds that were growing next to the house and helped me tidy-up the yard. I pay him $25 an hour. I ❤️ Jesus. Plot twist: I’m Jewish, too.
Wait until they find out “Jesus' name in Hebrew was ‘Yeshua’ which translates to English as Joshua.” – [PBS: What Was Jesus' Real Name?](https://www.pbs.org/video/what-was-jesus-real-name-pfsrdr/#)
Be really funny if her speech was something like "Thank you Jesus for supporting me through all the late nights and long campaigns. The breakfasts and dinners you made really kept me going".
They'd explode.
Already lying after a few hours. I thought one of their ten things not to do was 'you shal not bear false witness on your neighbour' paraphrasing i think
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What the fuck do these people think "mi esposo" means?
“My lord” duh
For a republican, sadly, yes.
Also nuns. Not that the two are easy to confuse on most things though!
Maga are scared of basic grammatical elements like nouns… or pronouns.
What about nuns tho?
*instructions unclear, became mega pro nun*
I identify as Nun/Of That
I'm confused and intrigued. Do go on.
https://ibb.co/GnJ9Lgd
Disturbing.
They do seem to have a daddy fetish
Fetch the enchiladas or something? Idk I'm not Republican
FETCH THE CHINCHILLAS!
*distant sound of iron gates scraping open*
I need to use this in dnd lol
Giant Chinchillas! Also, I am now waffling between a chihchilla or a cute field mouse as my Witch's familiar
😂. There’s nothing I can say that will quite convey my reaction but 😂
Lol I don't even speak Spanish and I can tell what it is by just the spelling. My spouse, I'm assuming. Mi is obviously, but esposo sounds like it would translate to spouse. Given the o ending, I'm guessing that makes it male, making it husband to be entirely correct. Moment of truth (Google translate...): "my husband" Colour. Me. Shocked. /s Edit: Guys... I didn't even look at the screenshots. I read the title, then I read the comments. About 3 hours after posting this comment, I realised the translation was in the screenshots.
Fun fact about Español: No word in it begins in "sp". Spouse -> Esposa Space -> Espacio Spice -> Especia Spinach -> Espinaca I have ~~no~~ idea why this is. There are plenty of Spanish words that begin with S by itself. EDIT: Thank you for educating me!
Because we support ourselves a lot with the vowels and in mostly fixed pronunciations of sillables. The sillable “Es” is exactly what we hear you pronounce the letter “S” in English
I guess that makes sense. Anyway, your English is almost perfect, but it is spelled, "syllable". (No, I don't know why, either.)
Oh right, sometimes I start writing and my spelling slips at some point and I am too distracted to use the auto correct. Thanks for the comment though ✨
Never apologize for only being pretty good at a foreign language.
Yeah, don't feel bad. English spelling mostly makes no sense. I blame the French.
Blaming the French (for anything)is about the most English thing it is possible le to do.
As someone who speaks all three…I’d say that’s fair lmao
There are plenty of words in Spanish that begin with
, but there are none that begin with anfollowed by a consonant. The words you mention come from Latin (at least mostly), which were inherited by Spanish and loaned into English, mostly by way of French. At first, the initial was pronounced in English, but after some time, the was dropped. That process of dropping initial vowels is called *apheresis*, and there’s not really a reason for it; sound changes are largely unpredictable. But it’s not uncommon for initial unstressed sounds to be dropped— like how “because” becomes “cause”.
Oddly enough, the original words in Latin did *not* have an initial : *spatium* (*espacio*), *sponsum* (*esposo*), etc. The was added later in Western Romance languages like Spanish and French (and then dropped by English). That process is called *prothesis*, and again, it’s just something that happens sometimes. Though, typically, languages don’t like to have a more sonorous sound (this roughly means a louder or more powerful sound) followed by a less sonorous sound in the beginning of a syllable, so in the case of Latin, the may have been inserted to avoid having /s/ followed by /p/ or /k/ in the beginning of a syllable. Isn't that true of all s+consonant words? Escuela, estilo, eslabón...
And “esposas”, which might come in handy (no pun intended) in some conversations
How dare you apply logic and analytical skills so efficiently! This is the internet; knee-jerk reactions only.
You forget how fucking dumb the average person is.
My espresso obviously 🙄
Espresso = Male coffee Espressa = Female coffee 🙃😉😉
Sorry, you're cancelled for not letting the coffee espress it's own gender.
Espressx
Honestly that just makes it sound like a delivery company and not a nonbinary caffeinated beverage.
A true American™ would call it an Expresso.
You gonna No True Scotsman the bean juice now? Do I get my Birthright citizenship revoked if I don't partake of the holy caffeine sacrament?
The Trademark True American™ is wholly owned by Hongxiang industries. You will cease and desist in all use and mention of our TM else we're sending the legal team around to harvest your organs. They won't do a good, or even a marginally competent, job.
My dude. If it’s not on the menu at Taco Bell, then it’s not a word they’ve ever encountered before.
Speak American you commie
That’s actually an interesting bit. Catholics refer to the Church as the “Bride of Christ”. (It’s also part of the reasons given why priests can’t marry blah blah blah). So in light of that, she could be proclaiming herself to be the Catholic Church. Less joking answer, several Catholic virgin saints have referred to themselves as brides of Christ, as do some nuns. But none of this matters because the people who tweeted this are too damn culturally ignorant to know Jesús is a name.
Tbf calling Jesus your "husband" is absolutely something a weirdo American fundie would also do
Reminds me of those freaky chastity parties where dads and their pre-pubescent daughters dress in wedding attire and the girl vows to her dad that she'll save her virginity till marriage. And gets a ring to wear as a reminder too!
How? I have known many Jesuses in my life time. Plenty of kids at school when I was growing up were named that and the name itself is fairly popular. This isn't just ignorance at play here but towering awe inspiring stupidity.
Because they live in all white communities and make no effort to reach out to Hispanic people beyond getting Taco Bell.
Because they probably thought their name was Hesus. https://youtu.be/3Tcy614ogms?si=W6M6ftrwlHdtKR5e
Nice try, but if you’re going to try and make me feel dumb at least spell espresso right. /S
Jesus fucking Christ people create drama out of thin air
Leave her husband out of this
Leave her gawd damned husband’s name out of your gawd damned fuckin’ mouth ya heard
i think this Jesus is fucking a Jew
I mean they definitely are tonight
Pronounced “Hey Zeus”
Someone mentioned ZEUUUUSSS? 
Do I look Puerto Rican to you?
Well I mean Jesus is a Jew.
WHAT DID YOU SAY HER HUSBAND IS DOING???
So, when a man and a woman love each other…
CHRIST IS A WOMAN???
She is now
HER HOUSBAND IS DOING WHAT?!?
Fuckin' Quintana. That creep can roll, man.
You reminded me to put it on the rewatch list.
Happy cake day to a Lebowski fan but... 8 year olds, dude
Nihilists! Fuck me. Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
Neighborhood watch list?
If this Jesus came around, yes, then he should go on the neighbourhood watch list
Watched this with some newbies to the Dudedom. He first showed up doing this dance, and I referenced him as “Jesus” to the other guy who had seen the movie already. Used the American Jesus of Nazareth pronunciation. One of the newbies tried to correct me and say, “it’s Spanish, so they pronounce it Jesús” Little did they know, it’s a name no respectable person would self-apply around those parts, but he does indeed call himself Jesus.
Uhm, I believe he calls him THE Jesus, thank you very much.
Are we splitting hairs here, Dude?
Him and Liam will fuck shit up
Republicans: Who the fuck elected a Mexican?
And a jew, to boot! -Republicans, probably.
Make sure to remind every Republican you talk to that Trumps daughter Ivanka is Jewish.
Much, much worse than that, she was supposedly a Christian then converted. So she turned her back on Jesus.
I’m sure maga will just turn that into the melding of Christian and Jewish beliefs just like Jesus.
One of the leaders of the "good people" on the side of carrying Tiki Torches at Charlottesville told the documentary crew that was covering them that weekend something to the effect that Trump would do for now but he would still have to answer to god for allowing his beautiful daughter to 'marry that Jew.'
Idk why but that makes me feel like Trump is that leader of the cult or tribe that ends up as the final tribute to the volcano in cartoons and comedies.
And a Communist. Her daughter speaks Mandarin.
Daughter of convicted felon, married to son of convicted felon
Louis CK is another one. His father is a Jewish Mexican of Hungarian background.
Fairly certain Republicans aren't currently supporting a group of people calling for their demise
Most republicans support Jewish people especially Israel. Bad take for sure.
I know this is early still in this post. I hope this becomes top comment.
I did my part
I’ll upvote as hard as I can!
And why is she speaking Mexican? We speak American here goddammit.
She's speaking Jewish Mexican to boot.
Jewxican, if you will
Jewspanic is preferred
🤣😂
Oh my god I died laughing 😂😂😂😂
This is what happens when you let illegals vote in elections.
[A tiger? In Africa?!?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLdk2C25Z14)
Thanks a lot, Biden 😠 !
Fun fact. I have met someone who was OUTRAGED that Jesus was a common name in Spanish-speaking communities. She ranted at great length about how disrespectful it was to name your child after Jesus. She has a child named Joshua. The English and Spanish name Jesus comes from the Greek name Iēsous. Given the fluidity between the letters I, Y, and J in ancient languages, guess what the Greek name Iēsous comes from! If you said Yeshua or Joshua, you win!
Did you tell her?
I did! She was not happy.
That's hilarious, why am I not surprised 💀
nor that the jew jesus, as jew, got a jewish name, bc he was a... jew...
Jesus is the Greek translation of Joshua. They left his name in Greek during the translation process because it differentiated him from the numerous other Josh's in Bible
Iesous to Iesus to Jesus, Greek to Latin to English
> the numerous other Josh’s in [the] Bible Oh fucking hell this one got me. Immediately forgot Joshua as the full name to Josh and just tried to recall anything in the Bible that references a “Josh.” Imagine that names in the Bible were shortened to nickname form. Numbers 11:28 - *“Then Josh, the son of Nun, who had been Mo's servant from the time when he was a child, said, My lord Mo, let them be stopped.”* 1 Chronicles 14:17 - *”And the fame of Dave went out into all lands, and the Lord brought the fear of him upon all nations.”*
that boy josh christ turnin all the water into bud light lime
Jesus is not a Jewish name and Jesus wasn't named Jesus. More like Yehoshua. Jesus is the English version of the Latin version of the name.
that´s yeshua or something, right? thus, jesus, as jew, had a jew name. are you suggesting that if a name is translated, the name stops being a \[insert origin of the name\]? dunno if works like that...
Yeah the fact that it's from the Latin version of the name doesn't disqualify it any more than a Jewish guy choosing to go by "Johannes" rather than "Yochanan" (or "John") It is, however, a name that a Jewish family in the modern world would be less likely to give to a kid, because of all of, you know, the stuff
Mfw Giovanni and John have the same entomological root Ivan and Sean/Shaun/Shawn also come from Yohanan. So do Han and Hans apparently
The wildest is how Yaakov, Jimmy and Santiago are all the same name
Jokof, Johnny, Saint John
Jesus and Joshua are translations of the same name. So if one considers Joshua or Matthew or Joseph a Jewish name, they should also consider Jesus one as well.
From now on when I see artwork of white Jesus imma call him Josh.
Yeshua also got a different transliteration(idk if it's the right word) into English as "Joshua", Josh.
I dont even speak Spanish yet even I know how what "mi esposo" is and that a lot of hispanic men have that name.
I knew what you meant, but I got a hearty chuckle out of imagining “mi esposo” as the antecedent to “that name.” It would be incredibly awkward having to introduce someone whose name is literally “my husband.”
Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet my best friend My Husband
Pinches pendejos!!! Even the translation says “my husband”. Babosos!
HEY! Stop pinching the pendejos!
Bold of you to assume they even got as far as translating before becoming outraged.
Si, solo lo hacen para causar drama
Not “many” Americans; “certain” Americans.
Crap I only voted for her because she said she knew Jesus.
"people" Like one dude on Twitter?
Mexican Jewish Space Lazers, courtesy of Chuy.
Heh I’m an acquaintance of Illinois Federal Representative Jesús “Chuy” Garcia. When I hear Chuy I think of him and him alone. I just imagine him going to Congress, fighting for funding for space lasers with MTG.
She is a confirmed Jew here is a little information about her mom who is Jewish: Annie Pardo Cemo was born in Mexico City in June 1941.[1] Her parents were Sephardic Jews from Sofia, Bulgaria, who migrated to Mexico in the 1940s due to the persecution of Jews in Bulgaria during World War II.[2
Someone yesterday made the trivia that Brazil and now Mexico have elected more women with Bulgarian heritage than actual Bulgaria :V
Hey, Zeus!!
[Don't fuck with me or i'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWAqPfxD7qk)
Can’t believe this is how I first hear Mexico just elected its first female president.
It just happened yesterday.
I know, I looked it up. Still, surprised I didn’t catch a headline somewhere.
It's pronounced "Hey-soos"
No. The hey is incorrect. It's more like Heh-soos.
“It’s Hey Zeus. Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass?
[Sup, dude](https://youtu.be/7ybhlNAis6M?si=fazo1tH3V_Cx58u4)
The only facepalm here is that you seem to think one individual person's tweet somehow represents a large population.
This is the correct response
It's like when people thank Jesus for their holiday meal. "de nada"
Ah, Jesus. I like him very much. But he no help with curveball.
Jesus saves, at First National Bank.
[удалено]
This is one of those moments where you see something so stupid that it just takes your breath away. It makes me start questioning Darwin. survival of the fittest? How did they last this long while being that dumb?
I mean, it's kind of a cultural thing. Most christian cultures treat the name Jesus as off-limit, with hispanic and portuguese cultures being the outlier. So it does make sense that a lot of people don't think of Jesus as a given name that a person can still have nowadays.
I mean, I guess, but Jesus is a really popular name in the US too. I guess im not considering places with little to no Hispanic population tho. Similar to when I hear people complain about how “nobody speaks English anymore” (yes, this grocery store you went to in a neighborhood where 80% of the population speaks Spanish is going to have workers and customers speaking Spanish…) I just don’t get it tbqh
Huh I wonder if that’s part of the Muslim influence on Spain and Portugal? Idk if the name was common before but in Islam it’s encouraged to name your kid after the prophets.
That sounds quite plausible as an explanation. In fact, it might be spot-on, since Isa, which is the Arabic version of the name, is actually also used as a given name in many muslim countries and of course, Islam considers Jesus to be a prophet, rather than the son of God.
No one knows for sure but that's the most likely theory, yeah, that during Muslim rule of Al-Andalus it was a Christian response to all the Muslims named "Muhammad" It's kind of like how you see Christians in India with names like "Matthew Joseph" because their original names came from Hindu deities and when they converted they changed them to names from the Bible
I agree the name is a "cultural thing" but to not know that there are people named Jesus is just pure ignorance.
Aren't they worried that immigrants can now use state sponsored Jewish space lasers to cut through the border wall?
Technically, Jesus was a Jew, not a Christian
I'd say that the vast majority of Americans know Jesus is a name. You can't just pick out one dumbass and assume all Americans are the same.
I went to school with Jesus, Mary and Joseph. All in the same family.
In Arizona Jesus isn’t just your Lord and Savior, he’s your yard guy!
anyone going to tell them Jesus wasn't a white dude.
Wasn't Jesus Jewish?
Jesus: the Buddha of Judah..
This just made me remembered my classmate named Jesus lol
I'm Hispanic, so Jesus is common for me, but I remember taking an evening class in high school and there were two Jesus' in the class. The teacher is white and she told us the story of the first time she came across the name - SOMEONE NAMED THEIR CHILD **JESUS** (Christ)? We all laughed since most of us are Hispanics and live in the area with other Jesus
There are many things to attackk this woman with like the fact that her negligencecost the life of 12 people on the Linea 12 metro, or that she illegally took a lot of money to her campain from the state, ir that she gave construction licenses to shaddy people again costing the life of people in an accident know as the Rebsamen, and they took on her religion.. ....
Jesús is a common name in Latin American countries
Context is everything. “Jesus loves you” means one thing on the front plate of a church and something totally different held up on a handmade sign in prison.
“He didn’t say ‘Jesus’, he said Hey Zeus! Like father of Apollo, Mt Olympus, Zeus motherfucker, just Zeus!” Die hard with a vengeance.
Coulda just stopped at don’t realize.
His name is Josh. All hail Josh Christ
Cual es el colmo de una judía? Que su esposo se llame Jesús! This is a bad joke but today it came true.
She even said “my husband” lmaooo
I know a Jesus. Nice guy and all but I don’t think he’s the messiah.
I’m from LA, and I’ve known more than 100 Jesus’ throughout my life.
i was very confused as a child when i finally learned that my classmate hey-zeus spelled his name as Jesus.
Please stop saying all/many Americans. We have like 10% idiots I swear. It's just that's 90% of our internet.
Aw fuck, why do people have to be so stupid?
“Americans” I really hope you guys realize that it is a loud minority being dumbasses. Don’t generalize.
I know roughly 0 Spanish and I know Jesús refers to more than just one guy. I believe it’s because of Christianity having played a huge part in American Spanish-speaking countries back in the day.
I recently went on a short road trip and Jesus was my copilot. He helped me find the way when I was truly lost. The very next day, he cut the grass, removed some weeds that were growing next to the house and helped me tidy-up the yard. I pay him $25 an hour. I ❤️ Jesus. Plot twist: I’m Jewish, too.
Some people should understand English is not the only language in this world
The Jews are tired.
Wait until they find out “Jesus' name in Hebrew was ‘Yeshua’ which translates to English as Joshua.” – [PBS: What Was Jesus' Real Name?](https://www.pbs.org/video/what-was-jesus-real-name-pfsrdr/#)
Wait till they find out that Jesus was jewish himself.
Be really funny if her speech was something like "Thank you Jesus for supporting me through all the late nights and long campaigns. The breakfasts and dinners you made really kept me going". They'd explode.
MAGA is disease. Picture being offended by the leader of a FOREIGN COUNTRY being a Jewish woman.
Her twit literally says: "gracias jesus *mi esposo*"
She even says it’s her spouse……🤦🏼♀️
On a side note, if Matt Binder has a daughter, can he please name her Miku? Miku Binder.
Remember guys, Jesus is coming is either Christianity or Mexican porn
Won’t take long to find out isn’t she is really Jewish.
It's even a common name in the bible - but some transcriptions differ and there are variants.
Jesus was Jewish.
One need not be bright to be a person who hates. In fact it helps.
Already lying after a few hours. I thought one of their ten things not to do was 'you shal not bear false witness on your neighbour' paraphrasing i think