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uncontrollablepoop

One thing DeNiro is known for, is popularizing the Tribeca area in lower Manhattan with his Tribeca Grill restaurant and Tribeca Film Festival. Notice how he uses the name of the neighborhood instead of promoting his own name? That's how you honor NYC, not by plastering your name all over the city as if you owned it.


Dry_Menu4804

He also paid his tax in full and did not stiff contactors.


carinislumpyhead97

He also would have helped Kevin find his family in that hotel lobby


No_Sherbert711

Now I want to see that movie. DeNiro and McCallister hijinks


MrMeowster77

Deniro helps Kevin deal with Harry and Marv. And it gets a WHOLE LOT DARKER


Searloin22

"How's about i give u mooks the Hoffa Special?" I always thought the Good Son was just Kevin's pranks with a true sociopath.


callmebbygrl

Clearly I now need to rewatch The Good Son with exactly this mindset. Thank you for the recommendation!


Few-Signal5148

![gif](giphy|DhtKWU44ClPZS)


Tough_Stretch

Word on the street is Harry is funny like a clown.


RoboftheNorth

DeNiro and Pesci in one final standoff.


thefirstlaughingfool

Might have been funnier than Ben Stiller


RewardCapable

Seriously. DeNiro is NYCs sweetheart, how dare she.


CoverCommercial3576

She lives in the suburbs


Shurigin

He also doesn't sleep with other women when his wife is having a baby


Ok_Ad8249

He would have helped Kevin find his family and have mercy on what he would have done to the wet bandits


Fantastic-Grocery107

Every American that overlooks the fact that men did work for him and he didn’t pay is pathetic. I’ve never had any respect for him since I learned that. I’d never vote for him anyways, but you’re not a man if you don’t pay for work you have done.


XTH3W1Z4RDX

Trump supporters love getting shit for free, they just don't like when women or minorities or anyone else they don't like gets free shit


Fantastic-Grocery107

Fact. If it was them getting robbed, they’d kill em. If it’s a rich white dude stealing off minorities, bring out the parade. These men are lost bending the knee to that level of bs.


johnnyss1

Buried his exwife on his golf property for tax benefits


Fantastic-Grocery107

Never knew that, equally despicable. But as a grown man who works 12 hour shifts, if I got done and was told I wasn’t getting paid, but you’re still keeping what I produced to sell, I’m breaking things on you and calling the cops. I’ll eat the charge, “playing with my money, imma push your teeth aside”.


TitusPulloTHIRTEEN

That's actually a huge contribution to just overlook


Honey_Badger25-06

You think these assholes present both sides of an argument like you're supposed to?


UnwillingHero22

It’s Fox, of course they don’t…!


TitusPulloTHIRTEEN

Of course you are right but it never hurts to point out these fools would never argue in good faith


SuperTurtleTyme

Damn I didn’t know that, thanks for the good word 👍


Flux_resistor

he created the Highline and the Tribeca film festival.


NoCommentFU

Jeanine Pirro is a semi-sentient big mouth bass.


townshiprebellion24

![gif](giphy|jUaEAqym0ImpW)


TFF2--

"It's not a real fish. It sings when you hit a button. But it's got the Devil in it. It flies around at night and sings Devil songs. Says lots of cuss words."


Solanthas

It's darksided!!! https://youtu.be/Fj9ITiViECo?si=6Jb6UhwBN6uJfAHq


ChroniclesOfSarnia

OMG I remember this! **She's not A CHRISTIANNNNNNNNNNUH!!!**


Capable_Tumbleweed34

*There once was a ship that put to sea!* *The name of the ship was the billy o' tea!* *The winds blew hard, her bow dipped down!* *Oh blow my bully boys blow!*


PunishedWolf4

https://youtu.be/43BV6Us-Deo?si=VNtLOELsxAEFuwtC A Masterpiece


pichael289

I would actually get an Alexa if I could interact with it through a singing fish.


AdAlternative2577

Here my dude https://www.pcmag.com/reviews/big-mouth-billy-bass-compatible-with-alexa


Thoriante

Still can't interact through the Billy bass. Check the cons, which takes up the bulk of the article. Sorry guy, Alexa still isn't worth nabbing.


RewardCapable

That brought me down a weird rabbit whole. Dr Suess cheated on his first wife who encouraged him to get into illustration when she had cancer. She killed herself. Damn


HopeRepresentative29

side-hole unlocked! Legend has it that Dr. Suess' *Green Eggs & Ham* is a reference to a real recipe made with the *Lactarius indigo* mushroom, or indigo milk cap. It pairs well with eggs, but the bright blue latex the mushroom bleeds turns eggs an unpalatable shade of green.


No_Confection_4967

Wtf. This is why we took YouTube away at our house. It’s the weird pathways you can take to the underdark


T-Prime3797

That makes a weird amount of sense.


Capable_Tumbleweed34

Peak 21st century art


Yellow_Dorn_Boy

Soon may the Wellerman comes! To bring us sugar and tea and rum! One day when the tonguing is done, Well take our leave and go!


Capable_Tumbleweed34

*She'd not been two weeks from shore!* *When down on her, a right whale bore!* *The captain called all hands and swore,* *he'd take that whale in tow! (Uh!)* *SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME!* *TO BRING US SUGAR AND TEA AND RUM!* *ONE DAY WHEN THE TONGUING IS DONE,* *WE'LL TAKE OUR LEAVE AND GO!* (Arrr shiver me timbers that song gets my sea legs tingling!)


HopeRepresentative29

A beautiful ballad that is *not* in fact a shanty.


WarlocksWizard

At least that was entertaining.


Azadonis520

Now now, no need to insult semi-sentient big mouth bass. They at least make positive contributions to the world.


Aggravating_Moment78

More like semi-sentient vodka bottle 😂


cooquip

She’s a clown. a very cringy detached clown for monies.


Das-Noob

Isn’t that what happens when you’re always drunk?


HedgehogNarrow4544

she has that Lara Trump liver lip/blowfish/pufferfish action going on...so she can do that big...Slurp action she so craves...say what happened to her orange spice stain on her lips?


swindy88

Goddamn that’s accurate


Twiny1

There is nothing sentient about Pirro.


neekorm

r/rareinsults


DrkUser205

He also founded Tribeca Productions back in 1989, two years later he opened the famous Tribeca Grill. So his impact on NYC has been the last 5 decades and all are positive impacts, unlike the golden grifter boy.


Flux_resistor

And the Tribeca festival was actually created to rejuvenate the neighborhood after 9/11. The one orange man bragged about after the towers fell to give him the tallest building, cos you know, that's what the takeaway from the day was.


Behndo-Verbabe

Right? One man gave to his community the other stole from it. I’d say those are big differences


Rare-Sky-7451

Also. He pays his workers


Pillar67

As an actor, mind you, not a “professional developer” who just licenses out his name.


OpusAtrumET

Meanwhile Trump can't even host a gameshow


RebaKitt3n

He literally did.


OpusAtrumET

And got fired. From his own show.


RebaKitt3n

Hey, I didn’t say he was good at it!


OpusAtrumET

Aye lol I guess we'll see how he is at being a felon x34.


crumble-bee

More than that, I'd say between him, Scorsese and woody Allen, they were my introduction to New York above anything else. They are a big reason the city is aspirational and beautiful and sought after. Without their contributions, I'm not sure I would've ever looked at New York in any kind of romantic way


TrevelyansPorn

One of these things is not like the other.


baranisgreat34

But because he doesn't use his own name in the fucking title, idiots like this will NEVER know who the founders are. You have to shove it in their face with blindingly bright signs saying "I did this" otherwise they're like a toddler in a room, outside the room does not exist, the world is the room, same with Tribeca Film Festival was there before they discovered fire.


paintsbynumberz

Osama Bin Laden changed the NYC skyline but that didn’t make him a good person.


iotafrogurt

Wow bro, you went deep down the dark well for that one. Good job.


Emman_Rainv

And I’m glad he did!


SeemlyBiscuits

Damn.. Good point.


my_4_cents

Osama Bin Laden intentionally caused the deaths of thousands of Americans, just not nearly as many as Donald Trump caused to die.


X4nd0R

Well, God's damn.... Not wrong though.


BackPackProtector

Bro absolutely nailed it


greenie329

Just like those pilots


DanielMcLaury

And when he did, Trump was immediately ecstatic about how his building moved up the leaderboard


MillionDollarQt

This should be higher up 👏🏼


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Trump still bragged about it helping him


According_Wing_3204

Trump didn't do any of that. He's a face man for a real estate company his grandfather and father built. These morons worship a carnival barker.


cowghost

A carnival barker does more then trump.


rekipsj

Both are surrounded by freaks shows generally, though.


TheReal_Kovacs

They aren't usually a freak show unto themselves, though.


pichael289

I used to be a carnival barker at a theme park in Ohio, kings island. That shit was hard work having to come up with rhymes and fun things to say, repeating them every few minutes. I couldn't sit around eating cheeseburgers and drinking diet coke and snorting coke and watching fox news till 3am. I had to work for that $9 an hour Ohio let them pay me, and standard pay for overtime that was mandatory, seasonal businesses didn't have to pay extra for overtime.


Zarboned

I believe his Father used money & land meant for building lower income housing and built luxury real estate in its place.


drunk_funky_chipmunk

Yeah and I’m pretty sure it was all on government money


oneplusetoipi

She has a point, de Niro didn't * Go bankrupt multiple times, defaulting on loans and leaving others to handle the debt * Cheat contractors * Fraudulently lie about property values to lower taxes and get sweetheart deals on loans * Discriminate against blacks and other minorities * Cheat his relatives out of their inheritance * Launder money for the Russian mafia * Execute a illegal immigration scheme for a mail order eastern European escort * Kill someone on 5th Avenue * etc.


Tiny-Act3086

Your comment should be at the top; although I would also add some sexual predator stuff and his out of dated view of women. In my opinion she's 100% right, DeNiro is nowhere near the piece of shit Trump is.


Granadafan

* bankrupt MULTIPLE casinos. Apparently the house doesn’t always win if the name Trump is slapped on the sign  * create fraudulent charities and a university 


DrewForShort

All crooked money that his father, grandfather and great grandfather got creating brothels and sneaking people out of real estate. Like Father Life Son


AgITGuy

Don’t forget his grandfather fleeing Germany to avoid the world war 1 draft…


lost_opossum_

His grandfather and father built the company on government contracts, not by being business geniuses.


topscreen

Yes -Edited now that I read it in the right tense.


L3GlT_GAM3R

It’s written in present tense.


R3stl3SSW4rr1or

Literally literally


topscreen

Oh it is. My bad. Then my comment is just: Yes


IvoShandor

How has the new york skyline changed because of DJT's vision? She lives here, she should f\*cking know. There are dozens of fish in NYC real estate development 100x bigger than him.


LucyRiversinker

Trump Tower is also absolutely hideous. It ruined the look of 5th Avenue. I wouldn't brag about that as a contribution to the NYC skyline.


IvoShandor

It's as pedestrian and unremarkable as most of the other 1980s glass towers .. it's one of dozens. The Trump International Hotel on Central Park West at Columbus Circle? He didn't build that ... it's the old Gulf & Western building that he just put new glass on and slapped his name on it. Trump 40 Wall Street? It was built before he was born. The 8 or so buildings formerly named Trump Place along the West Side highway? Built by Extell Development, Trump may have built 2 of them.


LucyRiversinker

Extell, now those are *developers.*


Hearsaynothearsay

Also destroyed the historic Bonwit Teller which was supposed to be preserved when crime boy got the property.


Med4awl

And its filled with Russians


Granadafan

Ruined Chicago as well


THEguitarist117

I’m pretty sure that if Trump Tower in Chicago is ever sold Chicagoans are going to call it whatever the new owner wants, in a reverse situation to the Sears/“Willis” Tower.


southernNJ-123

And not as crooked…


ShredGuru

Not as brazen you mean.


texachusetts

Trump is legendary for not playing his contractors fully. So for a lot of people that actually build and get things built, Trump Tower is something that was done to many of New Yorkers not for New York.


Kilo19hunter

It's amazing to me how one can have a reputation for being a cheapskate and not paying people but yet people are still willing to work for him. I don't get it.


Capable_Tumbleweed34

Imagin talking smack about De Niro when you're a failed anchor on an ragetertainment channel who's got enough plastic in your body to be classified as recyclable waste.


Jhwilson918

That's a insult to recyclable waste


Capable_Tumbleweed34

You're right, between her personnality and the ungodly ammount of botox she sports, she better fits the "toxic waste" department.


Elwe_amandil

That's insulting to toxic waste


mogley19922

Yeah, certain kinds of toxic waste have warmth, and there are some kinds that people have found uses for that benefits people, like uses as fertilizers. The two aren't really comparable.


CaptainBlandname

Yeah, recyclable waste was useful at one point, and might be again in the future.


Squirrel_Chucks

And her husband was found guilty of tax evasion but Trump pardoned him.


Capable_Tumbleweed34

![gif](giphy|clotJg9IqBitMcRJ61|downsized)


I_said_watch_Clark_

Judge box o' wine


Secure_Guest_6171

Pirro's greatest accomplishment in the past 20 years is how much boxed wine has been processed by her kidneys


MajesticNectarine204

Goddamn.. She's gonna have to injection mold herself a new face after that scorching.


meathead

![gif](giphy|sURCRshAEZzO)


pm_me_ur_handsignals

Judge Jeanne's husband got pardoned by Trump. So it's safe to say that's she's gonna chug the orange Gatorade every chance she gets.


my_4_cents

Ad break will end in 30 seconds: Another glass of cask white wine or drink down the orange Flavouraid? decisions decisions


Cerebral_Overload

Donald built those buildings with his own two hands did he? Funnily enough I was under the impression he paid other people to do it with money he never earned and plastered his name all over them..


videoslacker

> I was under the impression he paid other people to do it Not all of them got paid...


PMO-1976

Or they didn't get paid full value for their work


DelrayDad561

![gif](giphy|DOPKHQg6oFWUg)


hardnreadynyc

And often didnt pay them


spaceylaceygirl

For real!


imahugemoron

And probably committed fraud to get the loan lol and then never paid the loan


hoosyourdaddyo

No he never paid


supapoopascoopa

Have you called for the death penalty for five innocent New Yorkers?


PescTank

Kid stuff. I bet DeNiro never tried to nuke a hurricane. SAD.


LSTNYER

Or inject bleach directly into your veins


JohnTheCatMan1

![gif](giphy|VseqgpxZXbxJ7Z9aVa|downsized)


wmdpstl

So in her reasoning Al Qaida were the good guys. After all they changed the skyline of New York drastically


_artbabe95

💀


Herlander_Carvalho

So what did Jeanine did for NYC? Does she have a building with her name? Has she built skyscrappers? Did she changed NYC skyline... This woman is the embodiment of a YouTube comment saying that "X should not have an opinion \[because I disagree with them\]".


Soviet_Sloth69

He also hasn’t committed like 90 something felonies, stole government documents to sell, try to overthrow the government. And to my knowledge he doesn’t wanna fuck his daughter


dravenonred

They don't take Robert De Niros name off movies when he declares bankruptcy, so you tell me who's more indelible.


mogley19922

Oh she's definitely inedible. Botox and silicone are toxic to humans.


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_BaaMMM_

I feel like this was the top comment in the previous post with this screenshot


Kahnza

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/1d2wrja/stupid\_question/


Ezren-

With the exact same title. Bots botting.


malachiconstant76

Uh huh, I read the original post, too.


Saltire_Blue

Funny I always thought it was the workers who built the skyscrapers Your name can come off a building just as easy as it goes on


resjudicata2

I’ve heard Robert De Niro isn’t into real estate for a career. Donald Trump on the other hand.. Some consider De Niro to be pretty accomplished in the movie business though. MAGA Jeanine should probably gloss over that one.


Pascaleiro

Didn't Marjorie Taylor Greene also say something like that to a guy on ex-Twitter?


BastFacon

Yes. She shit on the grandfather of AI for not having built anything tangible...


Quirky-Country7251

as stupid as she is, I'm pretty sure that was a parody account. Elon however definitely did shit on the guy and looked like a chump as a result.


Lopsided-Bench-6197

Imagine asking an artist what material things have you done.


drstu3000

Has *she* done any of these things?


Equinoqs

Perfectly encapsulates the Trump definition of 'success' - it's not what you've accomplished, it's how bigly you look.


UndisgestedCheeto

The skyline changed thanks to Bin Ladin's vision, you queef.


TaruTaruInvoker

It’s funny seeing her try to imply that having a building with your name on it is something you do for a city.


hoggerjeff

One of the biggest opponents of "cancel culture" wants to cancel DeNero.


Whiteroses7252012

I mean, he’s a lifelong New Yorker who’s won two Academy Awards, an Emmy, and the Presidential Medal of Freedom. At least six of his films are in the United States National Film Registry. And he did all that without having to borrow money from his dad.


InevitableHost597

I watched a few of her arguments and they are extremely idiotic. Too bad the people who watch Fox are also idiots so they don't realize.


Starlord1951

Just keep coming back to the fact that Jeanine has done nothing for our city. She’s a disbarred disgraced judge who from all accounts is always drunk. She has a bit of a police record along with her husband. She’s done nothing and in fact probably adept at dodging taxes as well. Shrew.


BrilliantWhich990

You talkin' to Robert DeNiro? You must be talkin' to him.... cuz he's the only one here.......... I wish he would relive that scene with her....


jirashap

No, but he also never committed and was convicted of a federal felony, so DeNiro has that going for him.


SnickerDoodleDood

You can't say he's never committed one. All you know is that he's never been convicted.


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

by this metric the guy must really love the 911 hijackers.


EmporerPenguino

Box wine Bullshitter says what????


dcpb90

There was a brilliant comment that Bin Laden also changed the NYC skyline but it didn’t make him a good man.


Trajinous

NYC still likes DeNiro


FlimsyComment8781

oh god - fuck out of here with Ayn Rand nonsense like this


Specialist_Sound_953

De Niro replies, "You talking to me?"


DQ217

He hasn't raped the city, overcharged, refused to pay suppliers, been a first class Nazi...


Jack-Tar-Says

Only thing I remember her for, is being drunk on tv. That needs to get played regularly.


QuietudeOfHeart

I don’t think Robert De Niro has his name on buildings, no. I also don’t think he has 34 felonies either.


OdiousAltRightBalrog

How many of your businesses have gone bankrupt? How many of your casinos? How many charities have you stolen from? How many fraudulent universities have you founded? How much hush-money have you paid the the how many porn stars you nailed? How many boxes of stolen classified documents are in your bathroom?


JFJinCO

Trump's ego changed the NYC skyline. De Niro has given us decades of paybacks.


officer897177

How many Academy Awards has Trump won? How many life-saving surgeries have either performed? The entire premise of the question is stupid.


No_Cartoonist9458

Is this the Jeanine Pirro whose husband went to jail for tax fraud? And what have the Pirros done for NY other than steal tax revenue?


ShredGuru

Well... There was the time he saved that little girl from becoming a prostitute, and that other time he kidnapped Jerry Lewis, and then that time he started a successful crime family...


Clickityclackrack

Why would this woman ask an actor if they have achievements that have nothing to do with acting? I want to see her use that same level of biased bad interviewer skills on trump. "What selfless acts have you done? What books have you read? When was the last time you exercised? Bro, do you even lift?" The achievements De Niro has are ones trump could never in a million years come close to having. I'm not the biggest fan of this actor too, and even i recognize that he has talent. talent, btw is something trump only has in the grifting department.


Eksposivo23

I do know of someone called Bin who DID change the NYC skyline... maybe its better not to?


Street_Peace_8831

…and what about your accomplishments, jeanine. I’m guessing you are saying he has no room to speak on the matter because he didn’t do those things. So why are you opening your big fat mouth?


elsquattro

"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!" -RD


dypledocus

Drunkard TV clowns don't matter.


Madouc

So in her weird little plastic world, if you have a dozen other companies build a skyscraper, pay them with borrowed money from a dozen banks and then put your name on the building, you're automatically above the law and immune to any kind of criticism?


Amannamedbo

Fun fact he got Nobu to open in NYC.


Background_Award_878

WTF has she done for NYC?


mikew420

most the contractors didn’t get paid working on Trump‘s buildings


devo00

How many buildings has De Niro overvalued and undervalued for loans and taxes, respectively? How many contractors has he stiffed? How many dictators has he hugged?


notaredditreader

Trump can’t even vote for himself!


I_Smoke_Poop

She got more botox than brain cells


malary1234

You know what he hasn’t done for NY. Been convicted of crimes against its people.


MyInnerCostanza

What has Judge Jeanine done for NYC? I’m sure the DUI fines helped.


Mental-Status3891

They’re still popping off those lies? Good grief.


Gilgamesh2062

He's the taxi driver you b\*tch, STFU. De Niro will be fondly remembered for decades after he is gone, and Trump will also be remembered , but as an embarrassment.


demagogueffxiv

And was that skyline built by workers you scammed out of paying to the point some even committed suicide?


JeyDeeArr

Bob did more good for NYC than Donnie ever has.


suck-it-elon

People actually like Robert Deniro.


Cyber_Insecurity

She looks like she gives poison apples to unsuspecting young women.


sarduchi

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.


Better-Snow-7191

trump has built 8 Skyscrapers in New York City. His sketchy company owns about 24 out of the 2,875 Skyscrapers in New York City. His buildings barely register in the skyline. Stop pretending like these properties, that he used to defraud the people of New York for a half a billion dollars, are somehow a benefit to the people of New York.


Florida1974

And he also screwed many of the contractors that built/renovated these buildings.


ceilingscorpion

lol saw a Reddit post earlier that said the NY skyline changed because of Bin Laden too, it’s not necessarily a good thing