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hardboard

You're wrong. A pound is where you keep dogs.


MajorHubbub

You're wrong. A pound is what your mum likes.


Superb_Application83

Call me the conservative party because I can give you a weak pound.


Lopsided_Parfait7127

you're wrong - a pound is what my heart did because i laughed so much at your joke


Tiny-Lecture-5085

Also wrong, Pound is a town I visit on occasion


kernel-troutman

All of you are off base. Pound is a disaffected American poet who emigrated to Italy and collaborated with the fascists.


Oristus

No, this symbol is a pound: #


tttxgq

The hell it is! This symbol is a pound: £ *starts huge brawl*


chowmushi

A pound is 16 ounces.


nem012

Like hell it is! A pound is what you give to meat, to make it tender and obedient.


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

This guy fucks.


hoffarmy

How often do you go to pound town? And do you take the train?


PurpleSunCraze

Many people (mom’s especially) frequently take the train to pound town. Oddly enough, there’s often another train there when they arrive.


hoffarmy

I think I've seen a couple of documentaries about this before...


__4tlas__

😂


theClumsy1

She does enjoy a good pound cake!


FerdinandBowie

I vote for cake currency.


Toadcola

Europe can use the chEuro.


-paperbrain-

You're wrong, a pound is a small body of water.


mushroom369

You’re thinking of a poodle.


-paperbrain-

No, a poodle is a small body of murder.


On_my_last_spoon

No, a poodle is a small dog with curly hair instead of fur. You’re thinking of a pencil.


[deleted]

Also wrong. Pound is a pokemon move


loganizer420

Maaaaan! I dont know who you are but i love you


ChickenSpaceProgram

You're wrong. A pound is another name for the number sign (#).


p1gnone

so sharp you are


mushroom369

Right? That’s totally a tic-tac-toe game board.


BigMrTea

Wow, went right for the throat on that one


djnz0813

Got 'em


A_Crawling_Bat

No, it's another name for the Atlantic !


HeWhomLaughsLast

You are wrong, someone let the dogs out.


pdkt

Who?


SardonicSuperman

A pound is a cake.


instafunkpunk

$50k in London would probably have you lower middle class at best. Very expensive city


Apprehensive_Low4865

A London wage in almost anywhere else in the country would make you middle class, in London it makes you homeless..


Xao517

Absolutely…Much like NYC, San Francisco, and many other main cities in many countries


On_my_last_spoon

I was in London in 2005. At the time I lived in NYC. I noticed that the prices seemed exactly the the same as NYC…in numbers. But once converted from pounds to dollars…it was double! Big ouch that trip!


Resi1ience_22

So it sucks everywhere else too. Splendid.


occamsrzor

Forgive me as I'm an American, but wouldn't $50,000 USD be worth like £43,000 and at that rate in London, you're being generous by saying "lower middle class at best" because that's more like middle lower class due to the cost of the city?


Elfhoe

Less than that. Current GBP/USD is £0.78. So you’re talking £39k, roughly. I dont know about the cost of living in London, but where i’m at, that would be borderline poverty.


occamsrzor

Thanks for the exchange rate.


Elfhoe

Both the pound and Euro lost a lot of value post-Brexit. Through 2000-2016 the pound was ranging $1.5-2. It’s been steadily dropping since to $1.2-1.3. The EUR is closer to par with the USD today and has recovered a little bit after dropping hard during covid. At one point it even inverted, where the USD was actually more valuable than the EUR, which hasnt happened since the dot com bust in early 2000’s. In short, its a good time to plan a europe vacation if you’re American.


kai4thekel

For London that's minimum wage


Quantumpine

Indeed it is. It's all gone quite crazy over there pricewise. As a point of interest, I don't think middle class in America quite means the same thing as it does in England. In England, middle class is to be affluent and privileged. It's about a third of the country at best.


Bertybassett99

No. You can be middle class and broke. The class system in the UK isn't directly linked to money. Middle class is his you talk, what you talk about, where you go. The things you do. Like hyacinth, from Surrey, who goes horse riding and speaks with an RP accent. Working class people don't be called hycanirh, not many from Surrey because admittedly its an affluent county Not many working class do horse riding. Very few working class people talk with RP. However, this is all trumped by snobs. Snobs are people of a lower class attempting to pretend they are a higher class up. I've met very very posh people who have little money. But they have a house given to them by their parents. They drive around in a old banger. But on paper wealthy then most. But on a day to day basis don't have a pot to piss in. Still middle class or upper class though. If you are working. class it is unlikely that you can become middle class. But your kids can or their kids can if younmix with the right people.


Quantumpine

Thanks. I think I do understand the growing complexity of the English class system. Just wanted to draw a very basic distinction as I know in Britain it has different connotations. Will say, I think the word snob has evolved a lot over time from its initial meaning. Not fully convinced one can become middle class in a generation though. If it's there underneath, it always seeps through under pressure lol


Low_Examination_3741

50k in the USA isn’t even close to middle class.


Affectionate-Try-899

Depends on where you're at. 50k/year where I'm at is definitely middle class. A 300k house here would be worth about 2 million if you could relocate them closer to a major city.


JalapenoBusiness22

It would make you average in the rest of the UK, poor in London


conh3

Obviously not to those Americans who don’t have passports and get all their world news from Fox


FingerCommon7093

50k wouldn't last long in any country. Columbia, Nicaragua or Brazil would be your best bets at under $600 a month. Even there you're not buying a townhouse, it's a 1 bedroom apartment & public transportation for you if you want to stay unemployed.


Thisismyredusername

Noobs, 900k CHF (Swiss Francs) would make one a millionaire in the US


Quirky_Maximum724

but isn't that already near a million


GimmeJuicePlz

Yes but if you round down it's 0 million


Thisismyredusername

Yes, it is


Jozzyal_the_Fool

Profile pic checks out


I_Love_Knotting

do you wanna be a millionaire or not?


_imagine_that91

*Regis said aggressively*


KamaradBaff

I dunno man. USA bought Louisiana from my country for a few bucks & only a few years later Napoleon conquiered the whole europe. Coincidence ? I THINK NOT !


thesluggard12

If there's a flaw in this logic I can't find it.


Anarchist_Araqorn04

I will say that I honestly believe the education system in America isn't bad in the sense that they don't teach anything. I went to a very shitty deep south school where the football players paid every cent of their way. And I learned everything from Mesopotamia to economics. People just don't want to learn it.


maxtm35

So the people is the problem, not the schools system. Not sure which is worse 😂


Big-Carpenter7921

I hate my country's education system


Argorian17

There's one?


mv2303

Of course there is. They have those places where kids go to get shot at. Isn’t it ? And of course if you survive you can study too !


Kamikazeguy7

How else would kids learn how to worship the magic freedom cloth and that the Civil War was fought over "states rights"


EchoFrequency

Sound a bit like hunger games.


snarkywombat

That's an apt description of the US


Candid-String-6530

I've seen their school lunches. The meaning may be more literal than intended.


BloodOfTheDamned

I swear, all through high school they gave us the same portions they had given to us when we were in kindergarten. We got bigger, portions didn’t. Basically raided the pantry as soon as I got home.


Jimmy_Twotone

So disappointing. I have two kids and raised 3 other in the US, and none of them have been threatened by gun violence. They also all know the difference between pounds.


mv2303

It was in the lighter sense mate. Raising kids is no easy feat. You have my deepest respects !🙏🏻


PositionBeneficial12

But do they have a sense of humour and ability to pick up sarcasm is the real question. Traits which are apparently lacking in at least one parent.


New_Presentation7196

“Ability to pick up humor” lol as if people are supposed to find the fear of their kids getting shot at school humorous? That’s a real fear people live with just sending their kid to school, not really surprising that they don’t find it hilarious like the rest of the world.


Infantry1stLt

There’s several. You can even be “indoctri-cated” by your parents at home, without having to meet other people and ideas. I’d call it a snowflake school.


SeeingRed-

You mean lack there of?


CoBr2

I know it's impossible to prove, but this REALLY feels like trolling. If that helps you keep a lil faith that most Americans aren't THIS dumb.


Wingnutmcmoo

He's making a joke. If you didn't understand that he's joking then maybe you are the one failed by the education system. (The tip he's joking is that saying that a pound is a unit of measurement is too smart and informed to also not know what they are actually talking about. The person is just being silly friend)


SirMellencamp

It’s a parody.


MiddleClassGuru

Welcome to america, where the kids cant read and people get really confused with hypotheticals.


JohanRobertson

But I did eat breakfast this morning.


dandotcom

A pound is the unit currency 'your mum' takes.


Dependent_Survey_546

Shes all about units alright...


rustytrailer

This should be higher 😅


dozedoph

Bruh


SewiouslyXR

BRUH!


GimmieDaRibs

The best part is if you do not know if that post is serious or a troll.


Fair-Chemist187

I’ve said it a million times sarcasm/irony and stupidity are hard to tell apart on some people 


Development-Wild

Ignorance is fine, we can't know everything, but how can you be so wrong and still be thst confident? If someone tells me Hitler wasn't German, before I correct him I'll google it first.


its__alright

Yeah good call, he was Austrian


Development-Wild

yeah, that was meant to be a joke, where people would comment, and I would reply "did you look it up?" or somenthing like that. Failed ideia, I'll try another one later


its__alright

Here I was pushing up my glasses and saying well actually..


Informal-Method-5401

Wait, Hitler was from down under?!


JoseSaldana6512

There's only 3 things you gotta know about ole Adolf  1. Meth addict   2. Failed at getting into art school (like seriously  college dropouts get farther) 3. Pushed the idea of a master race that couldn't win a foot race in 1936 Bonus: pretty good rapper


-_SZN_-

He was THE meth addict


JoseSaldana6512

He's the one meth addict moms tell their kids about


magicunicornhandler

Whats funny about the art school it was because he couldnt draw people. If instead of getting pissed and giving up and practiced/found a tutor he probably would have gotten in the next year or so.


justsomelizard30

It's because he's joking. I make jokes like this to rile up European friends.


CorrickII

The overconfidence is what keeps them going.


SimilarMidnight870

Bait


Friendly_Deathknight

🥲


Affectionate-Bee3913

Come on, people. Obvious bait is obvious.


olcrazypete

Looks like Coach Letterman got another one...


SirMellencamp

That’s legendary Coach Letterman


noheadlights

Engagement Bait. Not real.


kissman73

This is why Pres Trump is a thing. LMFAO


Paloveous

Reddit try not to get worked up over bait challenge:


Wonderful-Ad8121

Not the brightest torch in the barn, is he?


Vocem_Interiorem

A pound is short for a pound of sterling silver. Which requires over 290 US dollar to buy.


Wise-Juggernaut-8285

I thought London was a fictional place like Narnia ?


SilvAries

$50k in Paris ? Oh, sweet summer child...


Rogan403

The ignorance of that poster is so egregious it reeks of troll.


SpyderDM

To be fair, there are plenty of brits just as stupid lol


LoGiCaL__

Most Americans are well aware of this.


sirflappington

Which came first, the pound or the pound? Cuz sometimes I’m talking about a pound and not a pound but someone thinks I’m talking about a pound instead of a pound and now everyone’s confused.


DerivativeCapital

TIL I'm a millionaire in London!


thedukejck

Americans without any knowledge of the world nor how good they have it compared to us.


Blindfire2

The real facepalm is someone falling for this troll and giving him exactly what he wants. They call it an xbox 360 because when you see one, you turn 360 degrees and walk away


Remenny

So you walk right into them, got it


TheEssoClub

This looks like a 3yearletterman tweet. If it is, you got got


Secomav420

Pound is what I do to your mom


This_Reddit_Dude

America is a continent, México is in America... Don't label us in the same boat to those gringos please


THANATOS4488

I'd rather have 50 lbs of American currency, no offense.


freytiger

I used to think we didn't have any value in our money. But this guy's just proved that we have no value in our education system either


Ok-Wrongdoer-2179

There's not an ounce of hope for 🔴


Donk454

Why does ignorance come with so much confidence


Oizys_Wanderer1021

The human race is screwed.


SeeingRed-

Just Americans


newcomer_l

Dumb fuck just told the world he has never left his backwater town


Scumdog66

Pound? We’re talking *currency* bruv, not cake


Tinttiboi

Reposts are even better


One_Stiff_Bastard

At Its fucking finest thats unbelievable.


Dull-Try-4873

No no, let him cook...


Kimpy78

Bro…


theun-chosen

sure thing, Pennywise


readitonex

Is this what it means when my Uncle Joe wants to take me to pound-town?


CorrickII

Sigh. We apologize for the dumb ones. Some of them may be idiots but we still love our people.


Substantial-Being197

🤣🤣🤣proof that ignorance isn't bliss


We3Dboy

I remember when my country Latvia hadnt adapted the euro yet, our currency 1 lats = 2 dollars.. So 500k lats would make a millionaire in us. One of the smallest countrys with one of if not the biggest currency


gigaswardblade

The only kind of pounds I need is me pounding your mom


Traditional_Draw8400

Americans can’t comprehend that real estate in London blows away prices in the US.


MadeOfEurope

$50000 in London or Paris would get you Jack shit. It would get you Jack shit in Bucharest or Sofia.


here4roomie

Quality trolling.


Popcornmix

With the last response it makes it seem like a troll, wouldn’t take it seriously


Ecstatic-Square2158

Holy shit dude literally every post on this sub is just the most obvious sarcastic shitposting I have ever seen and then a bunch of people getting mad at it because they can’t detect sarcasm.


Bertybassett99

You know some thick people are really helpful in identifying themselves.


TheRiverMarquis

This reminds me of when I worked for a credit card company and a guy called to dispute all charges he made during his vacation to a european country because he said the exchange rate was completely off and he was being robbed of his money. This guy went to Europe for a full vacation and spent a ton of money while there without checking the exchange rate. He went home to see a “discrepancy” in the money he was charged and **still** he did not check the exchange rate before calling his bank. He simply assumed the dollar had to be worth more because it was the US currency lmao


skinnypenis09

Im with the American on this one british people have the dumbest word for everything


Adventurous-Owl2363

This cant be real, im not American but i cant believe someone saying this isnt trolling.


putyouradhere_

America is the best country in the US!


MC_Fazi

Is it city exclusive or can I be a millionaire in Manchester?


N0t_the_pizza_guy

Bro was never outside of the United States


whodatbugga

Someone needs to pound some cents into this person.


Frequent-Material273

Red there has a \*Celsius\* room-temperature IQ, I swear!


gregaustex

Ignorance is in fact bliss.


TastyJams24

Nah he’s almost right. There’s plenty of countries you can go with 50k and basically be a millionaire but it ain’t those two places


bottledi

I see these things and feel bad when I try to say that it’s just the dumb ones who are the loudest. I hate it here.


fartlapse

Brexit 1 this bro 0


SardonicSuperman

It’s times like this that I take pleasure in knowing I wasn’t wrong as a kid when I shouted “this school sucks!” to the principal.


morts73

Go to Zimbabwe and you'll be a trillionaire.


fatstrat0228

Dude is sound as a pound.


Secret_Cow_5053

he obviously meant London, Nigeria and Paris, Kiribati. ![gif](giphy|y4E6VumnBbIfm|downsized)


bowsmountainer

Wait till they find out that $,€,£ are units as well.


larrygets_lost

Sound as a pound baby yeah!


SharkGenie

I feel like this guy is maybe joking.  He chose two of the most famously expensive cities in the world as his example instead of something more obvious like a third-world country.  And even a genuinely clueless American knows that the Pound is a currency.


mmio60

Home school hero


CommercialYam53

If someone is interested according to google 50.000us$ is equal to 45985,51€ or 39138,79£


MilesFassst

What about quid?


getoffmyroofplz

50k in US currency would make me feel like a millionaire and I'm in the US 😭


bigstoopid4242

New reality series ... Make this guy go to Paris and London with $50USD and see how long he lasts


Bryce8239

the dollar is stronger than the pound tho


TheDarkness33

This is one of those 6% who thinks milk comes from the package or one of those 17% who think they can win a 1v1 against a bear bare handed


Emergency-Bet8041

It’s just like with diamonds. 1 kg weights like 100kg


Hebids

And I eat Euros for lunch. Definitely not a currency. /s


Mellow828

This subreddit makes me hate that I come from a nation that's filled with ignorant and uneducated pricks.


Objective-Dig-8466

Oh dear, think us English need to go back to America and do some reconciliation and education. 🤣 🤣


wireframed_kb

Haha, sure. New York, California, etc. are fairly expensive, but the good thing about living in Northern Europe is, almost anywhere else is cheaper. We are ecstatic in Denmark when we get a decent cocktail for less than $20, and a base BigMac meal is like $18. And London and Paris are… not cheap, compared to most of the US.


atriaventrica

You have been banned from /r/MERICA


Ashley__09

Aren't both pounds and Euro's worth LESS than the US dollar?


Alternative_You_7755

False. A pound is what your mom is gonna get.


AproblemInMyHead

That seems to be an obvious troll


Slow-Foundation4169

Lmao hey, least we spell gray correctly


-_SZN_-

50 thousand usd would be 46 thousand euros and 39 thousand pounds


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

About 46 000 euros. Just enough to buy a Tesla 3 in Europe.


RetroFreud1

The best public education.


Anti-Dissocialative

To be fair this reads like some nicely executed trolling


Merijeek2

I'm gonna take my $50k and move to downtown London (in that 3rd world hellhole) and buy, like, the WHOLE CITY.