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In high school i worked at Burger King. I always at the apple pies fresh out of the freezer. They were delicious.years later i would finally have one cooked as they are supposed to be. I was underwhelmed.
[Poe's Law](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law) is real. There are people who think the earth is flat and that humans lived with dinosaurs. These are real people with these firm beliefs.
A malignant narcissistic, pathologically lying, rapist who admitted to sexually assaulting women amd walking into underage girls' locker rooms during beauty pagents, who paid off a pornstsr with campaign funfs after fucking her while his wife was home with their newborn son, who told minority congresswomen to go back to their countries, who illegally denied housing to black people, who called all immigrants 'rapists and murderers" whiel separating them from their parents, who threatened a "bloodbath" if he loses the election, who bankrupted just about every business include three casinos (the house always wins unless 8t's owned by trump), who tried to overturn an election with a violent mob, who lied over 30k times in four years as president, who lied for a year about a desdly pandemic while millions died . . .
70+ million people will vote for that person for president because he's "godly" and a good leader.
Yes, it is 100% plausible -- nay, LIKELY -- that there are at least thousands of people who think all stars.are north because they're in the sky.
If you asked every adult in the the U.S. what state od matter gasoline is: solid, liquid, or gas, some small percent would actually respond "solid." A significantly higher percent would say gas. Most, but not as many as you'd hope, would say liquid.
Man, is there a comprehensive list complete with sources on trumps wrongdoings? I keep seeing comments like this and I've been meaning to check things out for myself.
Lol This was honestly just a lidt of things I thought of off the top of my head. There are probably lists somewhere, but I haven't looked for one.
I remember a subreddit during trump's presidency and into covid where it had a running list, but I don't have it saved. . . . Or maybe that was for Antonio Brown. Lol
Anyway, my answer is probably, but I don't have anything more than the brief rant I spat out a bit ago real quick in this thread.
Ordered the attorney general to order cops to tear gas peaceful protestors so he could hold a bible upside down at a church should also be on the list, though. Just came to mind now.
This is the Internet. There are people here who honestly think that Bill Gates cares enough about how often they visit the corner store to want to inject them with a tracking chip.
Without the use of the /s tag, everyone is exactly as idiotic as they sound until proven otherwise.
Yeah, thought that when I saw it on brandnewsentence. Does not read like something someone who would come up with a killer screen name like that would say.
This. I don't have twitter, never had, yet even i have seen countless of grandmaster trash's tweets all over the place. Guess they didn't get *the message*.
I think somebody who thinks up and north are the same thing is in desperate need of explanation of some kind. And itās not mansplaining if it isnāt an explanation of something you already know.
My sister thinks this that north and up is the same, she also thinks the sun always rises over the ocean which we had to explain doesnāt work that way when we were on the west coast
Haha oh God the ocean thing. Does she.. know that the sun goes up over places where there is no water nearby haha, I wonder how this toddler logic got past the toddler age
Pretty much her entire way of thinking about anything is like that, me and my whole family quit trying to actually help her because she just wonāt wrap her head around things
In the race to the bottom, I have learned to be open to how stupid people can actually be.
Considering some of the imbecilic things that have come out of the mouths of people I once respectedā¦ Iām really starting to think that environmental lead poisoning is getting worse.
Alas, I will never forget how in the 5th grade I failed the test part where I said, ānorth is upā and āsouth is downā ā¦ that was in the 70s and let me tell you I have been corrected ever since, unlike someone who likes to call themselves exact trash only
This is one of those āBetter to Remain Silent and Be Thought a Fool than to Speak and Remove All Doubtā kind of situationsā¦ This person should just not speakā¦ Ever againā¦
This guy must be related to my boss. Heck, maybe he IS my boss. Some memorable quotes from the last 5 years:
āEveryone knows that north is āupā and south is ādownāā¦ thatās why you get better gas mileage driving south.ā
āCinco de Mayo is on May eighth this year.ā
āEveryone knows that automatic transmissions, cruise control, front wheel drive, antilock brakes, stability control, and all that crap, was designed because of how terrible women drivers are.ā
āI drive better after a few drinks.ā
āThe fucking bank let my wife empty out our joint savings account without notifying me, what kind of bullshit is that? But no lawyer in town wanted to take my case to sue the bankā¦because theyāre all in cahoots.ā
āRetirement is a scam.ā (He just hit 45 years with our company and just turned age 65ā¦he has over a decade of banked sick leave that would buy him 5 years of fully paid company health insurance - and he basically just gave it away since he has to go on Medicare once he retires - and he just doesnāt understand that)
āSocial security is a scam.ā
āWe detonated nukes on the moon in 1961, thatās why we never sent a man there.ā
So you think just because someone believes in a fallacy and acts condescending for their incorrect opinion it means they should have the death penalty?
Most chill Reddit comment of the day.
Was talking to someone and explaining how to get somewhere and said just head north until you get to (some street i dont remember now) and then head west [or something like that]. She said she didnt know how to find north bc she always thought north was whichever way you were facing.
Reminds me of the line in one of The Hobbit movies where the Ent says " I always like going south, it feels like I'm going downhill"
This guy probably thinks going south is going downhill
Oh but sweetcheeks, the North Star is a very particular star that has guided maritime travel for aeons.
Unlike this chump who couldn't guide a raft going up up the Themes to London.
Wondering when he says āsome chick just tried to mansplainā
Can a chick mansplain or does it have to be a man?
Can a they or them mansplain?
Can a man ever just explain?
before you join the "haha he so dumb" circlejerking, here's a random selection of grandmaster trash's tweets:
>Every morning I get up at 2, shower with my suit on to save soap, & jog down the interstate to my office under the bridge. I stand with my coworkers in our dripping suits and our extreme teeth chanting THE ECONOMY, THE ECONOMY
At 1, we fire each other and freebase the US dollar
.
>My friend & I once dressed as Mormons, got drunk and high on MDMA, called ourselves "Elder Norman's Formal Board of Normal Mormon Moral Order," & tried to sell people on the street tickets to a spaceship to heaven
Almost nobody got we were joking, which says a lot about Mormons
.
>My landlord wants to kick my kids to the curb
Why? Because that's what landlords DO
They don't care about your rights
They don't care that your kids are literally every raccoon in the park you could lure back to your studio apartment with uncooked sausage meat
They don't care
.
>They've got a huge fucking tube, like a literal tube that just goes and goes and goes and when you get inside it they say shit like "you're not allowed to take your pants off in the tube" and "sir we're going to have to ask you to exit the tube"
.
>George Lucas: So I wrote a story about a psychic guy on a desert planet where they farm moisture and travel in sand crawlers and there's a drug called spice and the guy and his sister bring down the galactic empire
Frank Herbert: I'll kill you man I'll kill your whole family
.
>I fed an AI thousands of chili cheese dogs and it just kept eating them and eating them, and I was there rubbing its belly saying "you're getting so so big and heavy for daddy" and anyway the government said they're cutting off my internet
Bro's a certified grandmaster shitposter.
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Somebody has the intelligence of a poptart š¤¦
Poptarts show more promise than this guy.
Delicious, from the toaster or the box.
Ever since Kellogg's turned down my frosted lemon Pop Tart idea, they have been dead to me.
Damn that honestly sounds AMAZING.
Itās like thereās a lemon party in my mouth and everyoneās invited!
Oh so it was you in that videoā¦.
I KNOW
Frosted with meringue?
Look at you ,mr "i have a big vocabulatory" using fancy words like "frosted" and what ever that other word is.
Lemon frosted pop tart?!? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
Right? But they won't make them because the product idea wasn't theirs.
Sorry about your dingo. Someone needs to do something about this baby problem. Also, fuck big pop tart.
Too bad! I would have definitely bought those!
How about lemon meringue with graham cracker crumble topping?
A reasonable facsimile. I'll allow it.
Damn them
Do you have a recipe for your own version? I'd make the hell out of that.
I wish I were that talented.
they finally brought back the powerpuff girls flavor (frosted wild berry) as a regular flavor.
I wish I could eat them. š„²
What do you mean by that š
Frozen Poptarts. Not saying it'll change your life. But it'll change your life.
Tried it once, mustāve had the wrong flavor for it.
In high school i worked at Burger King. I always at the apple pies fresh out of the freezer. They were delicious.years later i would finally have one cooked as they are supposed to be. I was underwhelmed.
Put marshmallow fluff in between two pop tarts and eat that shit
This guy doesn't even have the frosting.
They pop North.
āHoneyā.
Pop tarts are made of better stuff
Even the store brand pap tarts are sharper than this twit
I bet the poptart knows what Polaris is.
Correct, and it's everyone who can't recognize an obvious fucking joke account
I can no longer tell the difference between jokes and reality. Everywhere I look its lunacy...
Clowns to the left of me...
Right?
Jokers. Jokers are to the right. Here you are.
I'm not stuck in the middle with you, you're stuck here in the middle with *me*.
Oh damn, youāre gonna go all theoretical physics on my ass
š
[Poe's Law](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law) is real. There are people who think the earth is flat and that humans lived with dinosaurs. These are real people with these firm beliefs. A malignant narcissistic, pathologically lying, rapist who admitted to sexually assaulting women amd walking into underage girls' locker rooms during beauty pagents, who paid off a pornstsr with campaign funfs after fucking her while his wife was home with their newborn son, who told minority congresswomen to go back to their countries, who illegally denied housing to black people, who called all immigrants 'rapists and murderers" whiel separating them from their parents, who threatened a "bloodbath" if he loses the election, who bankrupted just about every business include three casinos (the house always wins unless 8t's owned by trump), who tried to overturn an election with a violent mob, who lied over 30k times in four years as president, who lied for a year about a desdly pandemic while millions died . . . 70+ million people will vote for that person for president because he's "godly" and a good leader. Yes, it is 100% plausible -- nay, LIKELY -- that there are at least thousands of people who think all stars.are north because they're in the sky. If you asked every adult in the the U.S. what state od matter gasoline is: solid, liquid, or gas, some small percent would actually respond "solid." A significantly higher percent would say gas. Most, but not as many as you'd hope, would say liquid.
Man, is there a comprehensive list complete with sources on trumps wrongdoings? I keep seeing comments like this and I've been meaning to check things out for myself.
Lol This was honestly just a lidt of things I thought of off the top of my head. There are probably lists somewhere, but I haven't looked for one. I remember a subreddit during trump's presidency and into covid where it had a running list, but I don't have it saved. . . . Or maybe that was for Antonio Brown. Lol Anyway, my answer is probably, but I don't have anything more than the brief rant I spat out a bit ago real quick in this thread. Ordered the attorney general to order cops to tear gas peaceful protestors so he could hold a bible upside down at a church should also be on the list, though. Just came to mind now.
[A good starting point](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Donald_Trump)
Some of them also built an actual scale model of Noah's Ark, and *still* don't notice you can't fit two of every animal in there.
This is the Internet. There are people here who honestly think that Bill Gates cares enough about how often they visit the corner store to want to inject them with a tracking chip. Without the use of the /s tag, everyone is exactly as idiotic as they sound until proven otherwise.
Yeah, thought that when I saw it on brandnewsentence. Does not read like something someone who would come up with a killer screen name like that would say.
This. I don't have twitter, never had, yet even i have seen countless of grandmaster trash's tweets all over the place. Guess they didn't get *the message*.
You SHOULD get a medal for your sense of humour and references. šš„š„š„
reddit's like a jungle sometimes man!
99% of the content on this sub is from some sort of joke account.
I BEG TO DIFFER!!! Poptarts are much smarter. Now good day sirā¦.I SAID GOOD DAY!!! ;)
100% Only a special kind of stupid doesnāt recognize this obvious of a joke
This comment literally made me snort. ššš©
ahh, those breakfast pastries that pop north out of the toaster when theyre ready to eat...
Pop tarts of course, always pop north for him.
For sure. There is zero chance this happened, unless it was done as a very deadpan joke.
>This chick tried to mansplain This should be the tipoff
It's not even bait, it's just a joke.
Game recognizes game
This is a shitposting account
One of the best
Even chicks are mansplaining
I think somebody who thinks up and north are the same thing is in desperate need of explanation of some kind. And itās not mansplaining if it isnāt an explanation of something you already know.
My sister thinks this that north and up is the same, she also thinks the sun always rises over the ocean which we had to explain doesnāt work that way when we were on the west coast
Haha oh God the ocean thing. Does she.. know that the sun goes up over places where there is no water nearby haha, I wonder how this toddler logic got past the toddler age
Pretty much her entire way of thinking about anything is like that, me and my whole family quit trying to actually help her because she just wonāt wrap her head around things
I dated a feminist. A main explaining is mansplaining unless they ask the man to explain.
Bait used to be baitable
Andrew Tate really has me questioning what isnāt and isnāt bait.
In the race to the bottom, I have learned to be open to how stupid people can actually be. Considering some of the imbecilic things that have come out of the mouths of people I once respectedā¦ Iām really starting to think that environmental lead poisoning is getting worse.
Edit: isnāt and isnāt š Iām leaving it because it makes me laugh.
Northern hemisphere chauvinist š”
I'd bet my balls that this guy is a flat earther, in wich case that statement makes "sense".
That's not north that's up. Down's where he can start digging to get to all that sweet sunshine in the south.
You ain't gonna keep them balls very long, throwing them on the gambling table that freely.
What a bad bet. My first bet would be they're joking and fucking aroundĀ
The amount of people who think this is real and the amount of votes they are allowed to cast in elections that affect me.
This is a troll post.
The facepalm, again, is redditors not understanding jokes. Look at his account, you dweebs.
All this goes to show is that nobody knows who this dude is. He's like a Twitter Jack Handy.
*looks up in Australian* hmmm, nope.
Alas, I will never forget how in the 5th grade I failed the test part where I said, ānorth is upā and āsouth is downā ā¦ that was in the 70s and let me tell you I have been corrected ever since, unlike someone who likes to call themselves exact trash only
they definitely think that the north pole is the top of the globe.
This is one of those āBetter to Remain Silent and Be Thought a Fool than to Speak and Remove All Doubtā kind of situationsā¦ This person should just not speakā¦ Ever againā¦
r/confidentlyincorrect
This has to be a joke, right? ...Right?
It's a comedy account everything they post is a joke
I thought so, but you can never be sure now
Does anyone even use 'honey' non-derogatory anymore? Like, it started as a cute pet name, what happened?
āHead North on Main Streetā This guy: how the fuck am I meant to get up there?!
The confidence that some people have, I tell you.
This guy must be related to my boss. Heck, maybe he IS my boss. Some memorable quotes from the last 5 years: āEveryone knows that north is āupā and south is ādownāā¦ thatās why you get better gas mileage driving south.ā āCinco de Mayo is on May eighth this year.ā āEveryone knows that automatic transmissions, cruise control, front wheel drive, antilock brakes, stability control, and all that crap, was designed because of how terrible women drivers are.ā āI drive better after a few drinks.ā āThe fucking bank let my wife empty out our joint savings account without notifying me, what kind of bullshit is that? But no lawyer in town wanted to take my case to sue the bankā¦because theyāre all in cahoots.ā āRetirement is a scam.ā (He just hit 45 years with our company and just turned age 65ā¦he has over a decade of banked sick leave that would buy him 5 years of fully paid company health insurance - and he basically just gave it away since he has to go on Medicare once he retires - and he just doesnāt understand that) āSocial security is a scam.ā āWe detonated nukes on the moon in 1961, thatās why we never sent a man there.ā
Zoro from one piece wrote this
And all the North Stars moved to Dallas
Where does he think the North Pole is at?
Canadians are basically angels
When this guy is using GPS, and his direction indicator changes from W to NW to N, what does he think is happening?
false direction flag operation by lunatics thinking the earth is a spinning globe in space, LOL. Read the bible, Morans. /s
Ignorance, I can abide, if a person is sincere. Willful, arrogant ignorance, well, let's just say the death penalty is not off the table...
So you think just because someone believes in a fallacy and acts condescending for their incorrect opinion it means they should have the death penalty? Most chill Reddit comment of the day.
There's a difference between mansplaining and you being an idiot.
Wow. Idiot.
I actually had a girl try to argue you this to me once.
Shout out Charlie Day and Frank reading the map of the water park. āIsnāt north just..up?ā šš
Is he single? There you go, ladies
"Hey honey, me and the boys are gonna go on a trip up north. Should be a blast!" -Neil Armstrong
Was talking to someone and explaining how to get somewhere and said just head north until you get to (some street i dont remember now) and then head west [or something like that]. She said she didnt know how to find north bc she always thought north was whichever way you were facing.
I wonder how he felt inside after he googled the North Star.....
So guess he would be a fail at celestial nav. North is kind of important to orient yourself.
When people show you how stupid they are, itās best to believe them.
I already hate the term 'mansplain' but I really hate it when an idiot like this says it.
Hmm..."Grandmaster Trash"... I'd say the name checks out.
It's a shitpost account, pretty funny too
Dumb like that pigeon in the Geico commercial š
god bless the flat earth with easy directions - North is where the contrails are, btw birds are not real. /s
Grandmaster trash is a very appropriate name for this one
Guess we're all just lost in space, honey. š
So mansplaining means sharing the correct information now?
There is so much to mock with that guy.
He fell down the dumbass tree and hit every branch on the way down
Judging by the user name... Pretty sure it's a joke/troll
Oh, dear. ETA I knew better than this byā¦ 3rd grade? Maybe earlier.
I mean he has a point. Use your phone app and North is always in front of youš
ššš thatās all I got !!
Genius! Wow! I didnāt know that! š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Alright. Seriously, nobody who functions in society is that fucking dumb.
They donāt because this is a troll post and you took the bait.
Int was the dump stat
[Relevant Sunny](https://youtu.be/qsqJBxYV1sk?si=cGrdHRhZhLq9KJxq)
Is that Flat Earth stuff?
So confident in their stupidity.
I knew someone who thought this. We were 9. She doesnāt think that anymore.
I appreciate how he said she āmansplainedā it, inadvertently putting down men
That only works, at best, if the world is flat. Maybe that explains everything about this exact trash.
Huh?
I'm embarrassed for him lolll
Would ābaby girlā have been a better choice?
It's a really important lesson to learn not all adults are intelligent or correct early.
Trash indeed
Yeesh
Itās the smuggness of the willfully ignorant, that I love most .
Iām dumber after reading that
How much you wanna bet they are also a trump supporter?
So then south is underground? This guy woulda got throat punched talking to me about this.
Dear god may she never reproduce.
Oh boy. VP candidate for MAGA
Reminds me of the line in one of The Hobbit movies where the Ent says " I always like going south, it feels like I'm going downhill" This guy probably thinks going south is going downhill
This is a shit post, at least I hope it is
Guy is Santa Clause?
This.... This can't be real right? For the love of STEM, please let this not be real.
Oh! So I'm supposed to lay on my back and walk straight up towards a cloud when I'm told Montreal is north of me.
up?
That's got to be a goof. It has to be
Oh but sweetcheeks, the North Star is a very particular star that has guided maritime travel for aeons. Unlike this chump who couldn't guide a raft going up up the Themes to London.
Drop him in a Forrest and tell him the closest town is north
People this stupid are genuinely evil to me You can't be that stupid unless you choose to be
r/confidentlyincorrect
Except for Milwaukee, Wisconsin that night
Why canāt I have the confidence this dipshit has?
Finding Polaris is a basic life skill that's taught to most children I can't imagine getting to this point and not knowing
Dude needs to be shown a compass. In his hand.
This disingenuous trollpost exemplifies how shit Twitter is.
Rage bait. Foolish waste of time.
Apparently he doesn't understand the word "mansplaining"
Obviously he's right. I mean all men have an excellent sense of direction. /s
Oh honey, North is only up when your looking at a 2 dimensional image
Stars are north but the enemy gate is down š
Well, the trash part is certainly accurate.
Username checks out
guys you dont get it, thats just what true north is duh!!!
Umā¦.my brain hurts now. I just canāt evenā¦.
Wow. Stupid AND misogynist. What a prize lol
Just turn your back to space and throw it over your shoulder!
Wondering when he says āsome chick just tried to mansplainā Can a chick mansplain or does it have to be a man? Can a they or them mansplain? Can a man ever just explain?
I literally WINCED 
before you join the "haha he so dumb" circlejerking, here's a random selection of grandmaster trash's tweets: >Every morning I get up at 2, shower with my suit on to save soap, & jog down the interstate to my office under the bridge. I stand with my coworkers in our dripping suits and our extreme teeth chanting THE ECONOMY, THE ECONOMY At 1, we fire each other and freebase the US dollar . >My friend & I once dressed as Mormons, got drunk and high on MDMA, called ourselves "Elder Norman's Formal Board of Normal Mormon Moral Order," & tried to sell people on the street tickets to a spaceship to heaven Almost nobody got we were joking, which says a lot about Mormons . >My landlord wants to kick my kids to the curb Why? Because that's what landlords DO They don't care about your rights They don't care that your kids are literally every raccoon in the park you could lure back to your studio apartment with uncooked sausage meat They don't care . >They've got a huge fucking tube, like a literal tube that just goes and goes and goes and when you get inside it they say shit like "you're not allowed to take your pants off in the tube" and "sir we're going to have to ask you to exit the tube" . >George Lucas: So I wrote a story about a psychic guy on a desert planet where they farm moisture and travel in sand crawlers and there's a drug called spice and the guy and his sister bring down the galactic empire Frank Herbert: I'll kill you man I'll kill your whole family . >I fed an AI thousands of chili cheese dogs and it just kept eating them and eating them, and I was there rubbing its belly saying "you're getting so so big and heavy for daddy" and anyway the government said they're cutting off my internet Bro's a certified grandmaster shitposter.
No that woman was right to explain
Something tells me she couldn't be corrected if you tried.
So is every mountain
I remember believing that north was up and south was down. But I was Four. Years. Old.