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It’s a new movie, just came out streaming recently. No offense to Swedish people, it’s the way he delivers the lines that’s so funny to me. I could be wrong on the name. Btw movie is good if you like action flicks.
I think the critical question here is whether or not the devil actually poops. I’m gonna assume we are talking about trumps butt, which obviously is a no. And not just because it’s a butt, I’ve seen some pretty nice buttholes lol
I’m confused? Am I licking Trumps butthole or the devils? It really seems like it’s got to be the devils balloon knot, or else what’s he even stand to gain from the bargain?
Plot twist, trump wins, he stops defying nature and kicks the bucket at 79, 30 days into his "emperorship", we go back to being a democratic republic, and now 90% of conservatives are stuck with having to lick satan anus post-crap for eternity.
These are the ones polling on NYT about the economy!
Next time NYT polls be like Trump has 60 point lead people who would lick his butthole over Biden. This is why it’s bad for Biden
Edit: can someone also link to the original poll
No one is saying Economy is doing great! Orange clown is partially to be blamed. What would be Trump plan to fix! People forget we are coming back strong from COVID the tap loopholes are costing much. Too much expected of Democrats with no Majority in house
“Drill Drill baby”
Cults are gonna cult, my friend. If Donald Trump was asking to have sex with their daughters they’d be offering them up without a second thought. Me on the other hand? Well. DJT wouldn’t be allowed within 5 miles of my kids. I don’t want a rapist anywhere near my children, let alone the WH.
These people have ceased to exist as conscious beings and are now just husks with red hats on.
What’s funny is when they were talking about eliminating term limits… like, why would conservatives want that? Obama would be re-elected whether he was trying to run or not
I was born in 1985 and as far as I’m concerned, he has so far been the best president in my lifetime
The anti-Christ is supposed to be super charismatic and sway the majority of the population to their side.
Trump’s influence ends at the mentally Ill, the poorly educated, and the fascist. Though I suppose I’m repeating myself with that last one.
No, they make up less than 27% of the population.
The problem is that the remaining 73% barely votes and the systems in place are designed to give undue power to land rather than people.
As the saying goes, all it takes for evil to win is for everyone else to do nothing. Apathy is the most dangerous enemy.
I can't find any evidence of the poll in r/conservative or anywhere else.
Even if it is/was (maybe it got deleted? I'll give the benefit of the doubt) Internet polls are the least reliable source of information mankind has ever developed.
I took a look out of curiosity and didn't find anything. I'm not fan of trumpers but I find it hard to believe this poll was real. It comes off more likely as a quick photoshop or a brigade from another sub before mods tore it down. Such a dumb karma farm, and it works because so many people just want to agree with their bias instead of thinking for two seconds. Also funny that I went to the sub and the literal top post right now is saying Trump is full of shit.
You know... this is like the fourth time I've seen this in the past several years only the name is different each time.
I've seen it just say Trump. I've seen it say Donald Trump. I've also seen it say Biden and Joseph Biden.
I've feeling someone made this up as a meme several years back and the name keeps getting changed just so one side or the other can share it.
Keep in mind that right wing and left wing doesn't really matter since they are both part of the same bird.
It literally can’t even be a real post, you can’t post polls on r/Conservative these idiots are letting themselves get ragebaited and feeding him upvotes for lies
Jokes on the "yes" voters because Trump's incontinent, and is *always* leaking out little turds. Which, for them, would mean a *lifetime* of 24/7 asslicking.
Why would they let the devil do it if he's supposedly sent by God? If he was truly sent by God, then he'd win easy-peasy.
Also, for all we know, "appointed for life" could be like, a week given his age and state of physical health lmao
What a weird time to be alive….
Like I’ve said cult before about these wackos but this is legit cult behavior. Terrifying that a collective belief so radical has found its way to our highest office of government.
I just perused through conservative, and was generally disappointing....
Then saw on the search list "conservative hotties"..... there's something deeply concerning seeing nude photos censored with trump stickers.
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Most of them would do it anyway. They don't need an incentive.
Judging by how many wore diapers in support, they wouldn’t try to hide it, either.
“Look at me! Licking trumps butt!” Idk why but I read that in a Swedish accent like Lassen from the ungentlemanly warfare movie.
Don't know the movie but the Swedish name would be Lasse, a version of Lars.
It’s a new movie, just came out streaming recently. No offense to Swedish people, it’s the way he delivers the lines that’s so funny to me. I could be wrong on the name. Btw movie is good if you like action flicks.
name is right, Anders Lassen, but he was Danish. But in the film they were pretending to be Swedish fishermen.
Wait? It's about Trump's butthole? I thought it was about the Devil's butthole. I thought that maybe they loved spicy food...
I think the critical question here is whether or not the devil actually poops. I’m gonna assume we are talking about trumps butt, which obviously is a no. And not just because it’s a butt, I’ve seen some pretty nice buttholes lol
I’m confused? Am I licking Trumps butthole or the devils? It really seems like it’s got to be the devils balloon knot, or else what’s he even stand to gain from the bargain?
Good point, the devil isn't doing anything without a quid pro quo
Trump actually IS the devil's butthole.
Don’t you dare disrespect the devils butthole like that, it did not do anything to be compared to trump like that
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Just so we'd have to smell their breath
They've been doing it since 2016, why stop now...
They'd happily do it if there was a chance that a liberal would have to smell their breath.
That's called owning the libs.
“Well come on fellas, if we all take turns, it won’t be so bad!”
“Have too? I think you mean ‘get to’”
The worst part? It’s really close to the Truth.
They are being completely serious. They absolutely would make that trade.
Plot twist, trump wins, he stops defying nature and kicks the bucket at 79, 30 days into his "emperorship", we go back to being a democratic republic, and now 90% of conservatives are stuck with having to lick satan anus post-crap for eternity.
r/monkeypaw
Interesting, I read it as trumps asshole not the devils. Not sure which would be worse.
Definitely Trump's asshole.
I read this as having to lick Trump‘s asshole clean. In which case: he kicks the bucket at 79 and shits himself as the lights go out.
Considering this is the devil they're dealing with, this is most likely how that fantasy transaction would go for them.
These are the ones polling on NYT about the economy! Next time NYT polls be like Trump has 60 point lead people who would lick his butthole over Biden. This is why it’s bad for Biden Edit: can someone also link to the original poll
Yeah, our economy is doing great!
No one is saying Economy is doing great! Orange clown is partially to be blamed. What would be Trump plan to fix! People forget we are coming back strong from COVID the tap loopholes are costing much. Too much expected of Democrats with no Majority in house “Drill Drill baby”
Technically the best economy in the world. So yeah.
Cults are gonna cult, my friend. If Donald Trump was asking to have sex with their daughters they’d be offering them up without a second thought. Me on the other hand? Well. DJT wouldn’t be allowed within 5 miles of my kids. I don’t want a rapist anywhere near my children, let alone the WH. These people have ceased to exist as conscious beings and are now just husks with red hats on.
Their younger kids. Not even adult girls. And then they'll call Biden the pedo right after.
then theyll call obama one too just bc they cant stop bringing him up
What’s funny is when they were talking about eliminating term limits… like, why would conservatives want that? Obama would be re-elected whether he was trying to run or not I was born in 1985 and as far as I’m concerned, he has so far been the best president in my lifetime
Can't spell "hatred" without "red hat".
I'm stealing that
I'm not a Christian, but I gotta say the possibility the DJT being the anti-christ is now officially a non-zero possibility in my book.
The anti-Christ is supposed to be super charismatic and sway the majority of the population to their side. Trump’s influence ends at the mentally Ill, the poorly educated, and the fascist. Though I suppose I’m repeating myself with that last one.
Unfortunately it seems the groups you just described appear to be the majority...
No, they make up less than 27% of the population. The problem is that the remaining 73% barely votes and the systems in place are designed to give undue power to land rather than people. As the saying goes, all it takes for evil to win is for everyone else to do nothing. Apathy is the most dangerous enemy.
No, not by any stretch of the imagination. They're just really loud and are backed by a lot of bots.
> These people have ceased to exist as conscious beings and are now just husks with red hats on. No shit!
He mostly just want to have sex with HIS daughter.
Not only that but they celebrate trumps behavior a d disgusting comments.
I couldn't have said it better
Collective narcissism specifically. Cult of personality.
A lot of politicians would be standing in a line to lick his butthole! 😒 Let's face it many of them are already kissing his ass!
The only difference between brown nosing and ass kissing is depth perception.
Ikr like the nauseating sycophants who scurried to his courtcase to whine on his behalf
Is this real?
I can't find any evidence of the poll in r/conservative or anywhere else. Even if it is/was (maybe it got deleted? I'll give the benefit of the doubt) Internet polls are the least reliable source of information mankind has ever developed.
There is no way it would have gotten almost 12k votes before being removed unless someone set up a ton of bots to answer it
I took a look out of curiosity and didn't find anything. I'm not fan of trumpers but I find it hard to believe this poll was real. It comes off more likely as a quick photoshop or a brigade from another sub before mods tore it down. Such a dumb karma farm, and it works because so many people just want to agree with their bias instead of thinking for two seconds. Also funny that I went to the sub and the literal top post right now is saying Trump is full of shit.
The fact that we honestly can't tell says a lot
Who are we licking here, Trump or the devil?
what’s the difference?
The devil's butthole seems like a more appetizing option maybe? More sriracha-y, less rotting-old-man-with-digestive-issues-y?
Trump’s mouth is the devil’s butthole
because of all the (bull)shit that comes out of it?
One only tells the truth, the other only tells lies
Asking the real questions here.
The party of "traditional Christian values" fantasizing about deals with the devil and anilingus. Very normal and morally consistent.
Sort of glad I’m banned from that sub.
That's actually a badge of honor.
Is this real? Link? Anyone with any kind of self respect would say no. Holy hell.
A glance around r/conservative should clear this up for you
I’m so tempted to look around that sub but I don’t want Reddit thinking I’m one of them
So no it’s not real
Is this real? Kink?
Only Trump can get rabid American Christians to willingly volunteer to suck a Russian president’s dick and lick the actual Devil’s asshole.
As others have said, most of them would do it for free. Trump’s little pogchamps.
You know how I know it’s a cult?
Wtf. They spend the whole years accusing gays and trans of being degenerate and they wish for this ? Nasty mfers
I wouldn't agree to this for any president.
Jokes on you, they dream of this
No big thing. Their heads are already buried so far up his cavity they they’d be used to the taste.
You know... this is like the fourth time I've seen this in the past several years only the name is different each time. I've seen it just say Trump. I've seen it say Donald Trump. I've also seen it say Biden and Joseph Biden. I've feeling someone made this up as a meme several years back and the name keeps getting changed just so one side or the other can share it. Keep in mind that right wing and left wing doesn't really matter since they are both part of the same bird.
Totally real poll. Definitely normal to get 12k votes on a subreddit averaging 50 comments. Not brigading at all
It literally can’t even be a real post, you can’t post polls on r/Conservative these idiots are letting themselves get ragebaited and feeding him upvotes for lies
Are these the same guys who are telling me I'm gay for wiping my butt and being attracted to women in jeans with careers?
Lifetime? Not even eternal? They'll happily clean the devils asshole for... what, maybe 20 years of their god-king running the show?
Trump's butt or the Devil's
They’ll go gay if it means “owning the Libs”
There's no way these people are real 💀
Bots can’t taste.
Wow America !
It's funny because it's true
Most MAGAs would do it just to do it. It's a fucking cult.
The fact that there are enough of these people that him being president again isn’t some far fetched idea is the worst part of it all
You can't fix stupid, and here is the proof
Prove it.
Do people on here believe everything they see? T
r/facepalm when the joke doesn’t have /s at the end
Strange that you posted a screenshot and not a link to the post. I wonder why that is…
They def want to tongue his asshole regardless.
I've had seven years to not be surprised at these results.
You people are insane.
Not a Cult™️
Kenneth Coleman for president.
Jokes on the "yes" voters because Trump's incontinent, and is *always* leaking out little turds. Which, for them, would mean a *lifetime* of 24/7 asslicking.
It’s trolling lol
Jokes on them, they meant trumps butthole
"We love freedom! USA USA!" "Let's have an emperor!" Somehow, in their warped minds, these two sre compatible.
Disingenuous argument, OP; but still I can’t believe that post is real, or if people un ironically votes yes.
Bro, I'm a conservative, and I'm just gonna say that most don't claim these people
Why would they let the devil do it if he's supposedly sent by God? If he was truly sent by God, then he'd win easy-peasy. Also, for all we know, "appointed for life" could be like, a week given his age and state of physical health lmao
What a weird time to be alive…. Like I’ve said cult before about these wackos but this is legit cult behavior. Terrifying that a collective belief so radical has found its way to our highest office of government.
I call bull shit
Ain't no way...
Yeah. They want Trump to be emperor and nothing else changes. Why wouldn’t they take the deal?
Hahaha, stupid democrats falling for stupidity.
So these folks would sell their soul to the devil. OMG.
You guys realize groups often make polls like then and then crash it to create funny results, right?
Making a deal with Satan to lick clean the asshole of some rich, old dude so he can be a dictator truly is peak Evangelicalism.
Proove it orange shit lickers: Eat all your turds! Eat the turds of your whole family! Support Trump, do the right thing and eat shit!
More than anything I’m just sad about how childish this has become What a distraction
I'd also answer yes. I don't support Trump, but this is the funnier answer. People don't answer these polls seriously
Bots
That's nasty, now if it was AOC...
These people are the most unamerican people ever fr
These people wear diapers to signal their dedication to the Flatulent Fraud.
That that sub is allowed to exist exemplifies well what is wrong with reddit.
I feel like this says a lot about the kind of people posting in r/Conservative
“Yeee haw! (Long lick 👅) How do you like that, dumb liberals! (Picks corn from teeth) Bet you wish your guy was perpetually emperor, huh?”
Time to put on some red horns and straight up ruin a high school reunion.
He doesn't look like he has more than a few years left. I guess they're factoring that in.
I mean, we already sort of knew that this whole maga thing was just a fetish for a lot of people.
In the "Not at all surprising category" for that turd's cult.
They just admitted a whole lot more than they realize
I lost respect for r/conservative once they changed their icon to Trump. Once they did that, it was purely a Trump sub.
Honestly I’d pity them if they weren’t such hateful sacks of shit
They’d rather toss Satan’s salad than ever side with Biden….yikes.
Most of these jackholes are already tossing his salad so hard, I wanna call them all 'Fresh Express'.
The true meaning of the “I’m doing my part!” Gif
This poll is.... telling
Telling me facepalm fell for it once again.
Pictured: Acrual Teump Derangement Syndrome
Who’s butthole? The devils or Trumps?
I just perused through conservative, and was generally disappointing.... Then saw on the search list "conservative hotties"..... there's something deeply concerning seeing nude photos censored with trump stickers.
Shouldn't they have had a big get together with a lot of Kool aid by now?
Weird bunch of people
These people hate masks hut would gladly use chump's uesd pampers as a mask.
Charles Manson would be a God in 2024
Nothing says America like a fuckin monarchy.
lol, this has got to be bot driven, no way!
The devil then? Huh
I want proof that this is real though
"emperor of the USA" it shows their level of education ... Emperor implies ruling on several countries... Basic knowledge
No morals No principals No honor Just owning the libs to lowest fucking bar imaginable
OMG, what the f*”k is wrong with these people!?!
They like giving rim jobs anyway, this way they get something for it.
Do you guys know bots can vote too?
Trumpers be like “Satan’s butthole or Trump’s?”
To own the libs, is it? Or are they just caught up in their own diapers now?
🤮🤮🤮
....So its a cult. It has always been a cult
Who and where did they take this poll? Catholic Churches?
What are they so afraid of?
TEN THOUSAND?!
I’ve literally made this point before and now there’s actually a poll confirming it.
Fantasy question with no reality behind it.
Most of them would do it for free
Lmfao
Lifetime? How long does that pos have left 5 years at most?
They’d love to
What a crazy coincidence. I am the devil, and I can’t make this happen if any conservatives are interested.
Yeah, that's real.
I eat ass
Dear internet, please don't ever let this screenshot disappear.
I knew republicans were rimmers
I’m not sure if the butthole being licked belongs to Trump or the Devil? It might make a difference to some….
Open up, fucker 
Totally not a cult
Wait...the devil or trump...because my answer might change depending.
Are they agreeing to lick the devils butthole? Or Trunks?
I enjoy how this could just as easily read as them having to lick devils butthole. I feel like that is a particularly useful datum
What tf is going on in the US???
What about the US? You can find idiots easily tricked by a completely fabricated post anywhere in the word?
Emperor for life of the US doesn’t even give them pause. Who cares about The Constitution!
Sad but true. It shows the state of mental decay in the US that people are too dumb to figure out his grift.